University of Oklahoma - Sooner Medic Yearbook (Oklahoma City, OK)

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DR. HENRY H. TURNER D DR. ROBERT C. LOWE DR. M. P. PROSSER Associate Professor of Medicine Assistant Professor of Medicine Associate Professor of Psychiatry DR. CHARLES P. BONDURANT Professor of Dermatology and Syphilology DR. PAUL M. V1cKERs Instructor in Surgery and Neurology THE PAK LTY S m i t h soothe jangled nerves - Rx:M.S.gr.x,qid,X 9,999,999M. Then it happensl One morning a quiz is announced. Fifteen minutes later, another quiz is is announced. Within one day, no less than fifteen tests can be scheduled in only six courses, and fifteen more will be ready by the time the first set is taken. Casualty lists mountfl-lopps sprouts horns-Faust rejoices, and the semester ends amid screams of the wounded as the student trudges wearily into the next semester-the big boys say this term's a snap!! After a Week at a psychiatric sanitarium, the student en' rolls for the next semester. He is amazed to find that the number of courses has increased in geometrical progres- sion. The term begins, and all goes well. Several clinical men make their appearance, and the student begins to understand the significance of rales. Obstetrics and Neu- DR. A. BROOKS ABSHIER DR. T. G. WA1Ls Instructor in Dermatology Professor of Otology, Rhinology and Syphilology and Laryngology

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y P . 2 ff .JD-Q M DR. FLORENE C. KELLY DR. HIRAM D. MOOR DR. HOMER F, MARSH Assistant Professor of Bacteriology Professor of Bacteriology Associate Professor of Bacteriology THE FACULTY that they are-frequently TAKE this advice. To all as- piring Medical Students-here is B.M, QBig Mistakel Number One-DONT!!! Everything goes smoothly for four weeks. Dr. Hackler makes his appearance, and the mysteries of how to keep the public healthy are explained in an off-hand manner that surprises many students-with its dullness! Dr. Marsh teaches the futility of hand-washing, and Dr. Kelly becomes engrossed with the DIP-loaCOC-cus Pneu- moneeiii. Pathology notebooks make their appearance and Miss Green extracts her toll of blood, sweat, and tears from the now-tiring student body-collectively speaking, of course. Dr. Brown joins forces, and the Pathology Department personifies the proverbial straw-M haystack would be more to the point, Dr. I-Iellbaum, in his genteel manner, with Dr. Payne, Dr. Darden, and Dr. DR. BELA HALPERT Professor of Clinical Patholo University Hospitals DR. EDWARD C. MASON Professor of Physiology QV Director of Laboratories in the DR. ALLEN I- STANLEY DR' A' N' TAYLOR Assistant Professor of Physiology Assistant Professor of Physiology G+.

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,- .g X ,.. im., ,Mbna 5 E' Q 2, C ff 2 ' A .ff A 3 K f - , ..., G wa .lt - ya' Maw- - . DR. CARL L. BRUNDAGE DR. D. H. O'DoNoGHuE DR. IOHN E. HEATLEY Associate Professor of Dermatology Associate Professor of Orthopedic Surgery Professor of Diagnostic Radiology and Syphilology THE FACULTY rology are explained in one-per-week sessions that only succeed in confusing everyone-except Iaundice, who has a philosophical attitude, and is never confused by any- thing. In the midst of this introduction to Clinical Medi- cine, one small island of unflustered decor remains-if you can count their legs, buddy, you got 'em-scabies, that is!! Yes, Dr. McMullen is right in there pitching with life cycles, trypanosomes, and bed bugs to offer, and the stu- dent aphidly fouchll devours the information that the good man disseminates. Quizzes again fall like flies, and about half-way through the semester, the student realizes that something called the Basic Sciences Examination is looming dead ahead. Providing he survives this ordeal with his wits intact, the student may be observed wanderf ing aimlessly down the halls, moaning, Will this year NEVER end? DR. W. F. KELLER Associate Professor of Clinical Pathology DR. BEN H. NICHOLSON DR. C. H. HALL DR. C. M. POUNDERS Associate Professor of Pediatrics Professor of Pediatrics Professor of Pediatrics