University of Oklahoma - Sooner Medic Yearbook (Oklahoma City, OK)

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y P . 2 ff .JD-Q M DR. FLORENE C. KELLY DR. HIRAM D. MOOR DR. HOMER F, MARSH Assistant Professor of Bacteriology Professor of Bacteriology Associate Professor of Bacteriology THE FACULTY that they are-frequently TAKE this advice. To all as- piring Medical Students-here is B.M, QBig Mistakel Number One-DONT!!! Everything goes smoothly for four weeks. Dr. Hackler makes his appearance, and the mysteries of how to keep the public healthy are explained in an off-hand manner that surprises many students-with its dullness! Dr. Marsh teaches the futility of hand-washing, and Dr. Kelly becomes engrossed with the DIP-loaCOC-cus Pneu- moneeiii. Pathology notebooks make their appearance and Miss Green extracts her toll of blood, sweat, and tears from the now-tiring student body-collectively speaking, of course. Dr. Brown joins forces, and the Pathology Department personifies the proverbial straw-M haystack would be more to the point, Dr. I-Iellbaum, in his genteel manner, with Dr. Payne, Dr. Darden, and Dr. DR. BELA HALPERT Professor of Clinical Patholo University Hospitals DR. EDWARD C. MASON Professor of Physiology QV Director of Laboratories in the DR. ALLEN I- STANLEY DR' A' N' TAYLOR Assistant Professor of Physiology Assistant Professor of Physiology G+.

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Louis E. DIAMOND Instructor in Biochemistry if ,..,,,.,R DR. MARK R. EVERETT Professor of Biochemistry DR. ARTHUR A. I-IELLBAUM Professor of Pharmacology a .i Miss FAY SHEPPARD Instructor in Biochemistry DR. ALTON C. KURTZ Associate Professor of Biochemistry THE FAEULTY the big boys said he'd have. The ceaseless frustration begins to tell on him, and while he may not show it openly, deep within him, he yearns for summer vacation. But when summer comes, what does he do?-You guessed itl He makes up deficiencies for three months, and starts his second year-referred to by the big boys as the easy term. While a lecture by Dr, Hopps is different from one by Dr. Thurringer, and the regular meetings with Dr. Moore Clater to be dubbed Hflot Dog for reasons long since lost in antiquity-and probably better left therej are a little less vigorous than some of the freshman classes, they are every bit as profound, and an hour earlier, to boot. The student in his spare time indulges his ego by giving unequivocable advice to the frosh on tlj How to pass Histology, Q21 How to pass Anatomy, t3j How to pass Embryology. The unknowing frosh-trusting souls M M-WARM. ..,f, DR, PAUL M, DARDEN and DR. pAuL W, SMITH DR. RICHARD.W. PAYNE Associate Professor of Pharmacology Graduate Fellows In Pharmacology

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DR. HENRY H. TURNER D DR. ROBERT C. LOWE DR. M. P. PROSSER Associate Professor of Medicine Assistant Professor of Medicine Associate Professor of Psychiatry DR. CHARLES P. BONDURANT Professor of Dermatology and Syphilology DR. PAUL M. V1cKERs Instructor in Surgery and Neurology THE PAK LTY S m i t h soothe jangled nerves - Rx:M.S.gr.x,qid,X 9,999,999M. Then it happensl One morning a quiz is announced. Fifteen minutes later, another quiz is is announced. Within one day, no less than fifteen tests can be scheduled in only six courses, and fifteen more will be ready by the time the first set is taken. Casualty lists mountfl-lopps sprouts horns-Faust rejoices, and the semester ends amid screams of the wounded as the student trudges wearily into the next semester-the big boys say this term's a snap!! After a Week at a psychiatric sanitarium, the student en' rolls for the next semester. He is amazed to find that the number of courses has increased in geometrical progres- sion. The term begins, and all goes well. Several clinical men make their appearance, and the student begins to understand the significance of rales. Obstetrics and Neu- DR. A. BROOKS ABSHIER DR. T. G. WA1Ls Instructor in Dermatology Professor of Otology, Rhinology and Syphilology and Laryngology