University of Notre Dame - Dome Yearbook (Notre Dame, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 338 of the 1914 volume:

: ' V ■ .1 w if - i (9 I Th I914 DOME JDeing Wume nine of me j;ear doo { of Lne Uni ' i ersit ' of iNlotre Dame pu Dlisnec] [yy the class of ninetee n nunarea T o u rt e e n O REWORD Tke Nineteen Hundred and Fourteen Dome is yours- Its compilation was under- taken inthe kope of pieasiM u • We h ve tried to make it tell the story ojtirie pastjyear j how w ell wetiave succeeded is torj))ou to sa. ■ There have been no adver5e circum- stances to hinder usj we have diven our bestj We offer no apolooies • To Willi .in Ho);ne5, Dee n of tiie School o| Law; Doctor of Lsw s.K nidhtoj 5Mnt G[Tec[or)?,bul chie (ljy And alva))5 the Colonel ' beloved o| mam) gen- erations ot Notre De meLaw);er5, learned pro|e55or,Lo);al|rIend, ste lwait C hri 5t ian Qenl 1 e man and heart of gold, this Dome for e e T o Our Lord One ThousMid Nine Hundred 8.Tid fourteen 15 dedicated 2 5 the hid hest honor within tie powe r otour class to bestow. STVDENT ACTIVITIES- E)o ok Th]2i:e T H l_ ET I C ■ BookFov: WIT AND HVAAOf2. E)o ok F I VE A Enoejv Boojr . E)ook S I : c ADVERTI 5Ef2S. The tall-towered chuch, gray, ivy-clad and solemn Bleaaing with gilded cross the blue June sky. There have we knelt bcaidc some fretted column And bowed us low: the Host was passing by! The bronzed Christ with hands wide-spread inviting The world-wounded rcat within His wounds to hnd; The golden Lady, from her high dome lighting Dark night, with sear trees wailing in the wind. The circling road, green lawn and oil the Ktor C ' Of flower and fruitage when ihc Summer cai We will remember all: the  cene . the stories You ' ve taught our eadcr boyhood, Notre Dame! Wff ' ll Rretl them all. thost Bwecl familidr places. Remembered through the changes of the years. But, brothers, they ' ll be gone, the old familiar (aces, Our lips may smile, our eyes will fill with tears C R L 9 BeOTHtR ALBtV5.CSL.J P orChARLEs Peterson ProfDahis Pavl ' II k W kl k kt M %« M kl fcl kikl M kl M k kfM k kt W k k k kl k) ' Senior History DO you remember the banner that hung on the gym in the autumn of 1910: Western Champions in Football and Track? Do you remember the tales of the mighty men of old? Do you remember the Old College bunch? Yes, and how insignificant we felt! Somehow we feared that the golden days were over and that we had come just too late. But as we review the past four years from our present ground, and recall the great games we have seen, the adventures experienced, the lessons learned, perhaps, and the good times we have had, ancient history pales into insignificance, and we congratulate ourselves upon having lived at Notre Dame durmg the height of her glory. Our time has been one of many records, of bustling activity, of unceasing interest, of genuine progress. How eagerly we awaited the Michigan football game in our Freshman year: — you know, the one that was so wisely cancelled by Yost the day of the game. Then there was Military; yes, it came along with us (but we didn ' t bring it, so hold your missiles). There was no conscription in those days, and good behavior brought so many extra pers each week besides credit for a unit towards our degrees. That was the year, too, when a track meet was a disappoint- ment if Fletcher or Martin or Philbrook or Devine didn ' t tie a world ' s record. We finished by winning the boat race from the ' 13 crew. As Sophomores we returned to face the University ' s war on the little enemy. Some thought this about it, some thought that. A few didn ' t think the powers were in earnest and gave the law a trial. We mourned their loss. Since then we have been careful. Then the Colonel came home from Europe as Sir William, Knight of St. Gregory; Norton made his bun-eating record with twenty-six to his credit; Uncle Sam gave us a weather bureau, which now that we have it, we don ' t know what to do with it: and the Military Ball made its debut. As a class, too, the four-vear men of 14 made their V rst social appearance in Place Hall. We must say the next sen- tence fast. The Arkansas games and the subsequent canning — you now, it ' s all fresh in your minds. And then the sight-seeing tour e were afforded by the burnmg barn at the Forbidden Palace; and nally the boat race we lost to the men of ' 15 — these are but a few of the exciting items of our second year. Then remember how as Juniors we gloated upon the Junior Laws ecause we didn ' t have to attend military and they did; how we toddled down to the Niles road to greet the Papal Delegate on one occasion and to the University entrance to see Cardinal Farley on another; how many of us layed in behind the spring floods for a two- week ' s Easter vacation; how we rescued the girl lost in the storm, ow we maintained our high social standing by our Junior Prom, ow in baseball we were blessed with two of the best college pitchers in the country — Kelly and Lathrop; and finally, how we won the race from the Senior crew. The story of this year is recorded at length in another part of the book. A condensed Who ' s Who, though, is in order. First in line is President Newning who is a monogram man both in track and baseball, and at all times a clean sport and a first-rate friend. Then there ' s Mokie Kelly, usually thought of as a twirler, but who is every inch as good a fellow as he is a pitcher. In football we claim the captain of the Champion ' 13 eleven — the peerless Knute Ken- nith Rockne,— as well as Al King and Alvin Berger. Besides Harry Newning and Kelly, in baseball we have Dee Newning, Berger, Si Farrell, and Red Regan of other days. In track, ex-Captain Jonnie Plant and Harry Newning are ours. Not least by any means among our notables is Gene Kane, ' Varsity cheer-leader without a peer, but more commonly sergeant-at-arms for a score of organiza- tions. Then, too, we must not forget the higher life meaning, art and literature. Jake Geiger, our only living remnant of the notor- ious Old College gang, truly the last of the Commanchies, and Art Editor of the Dome answers for himself on other pages of this book. John Hynes, actor and gentlem.an, upheld the honor of the class in oratory by winning the Peace Oratorical. And Portland Conway, the engineer-poet of the Willamette, more than upheld our name with the Muses. Others there are among us who deserve eulogy, but of them anon. The usual quiet of our pond was sometimes slightly disturbed by pebbles from the Faculty and the lawyers, but the memory of these is buried in brighter memories. We rejoice to think that dur- ing our time Notre Dame has lost but one football game, but one debate, and but few other contests of any kind. We remember that the enrollment has steadily increased; that Notre Dame ' s fame has steadily grown, and we are eminently glad that we have been for- tunate enough to be a part of our college during these years of grace. IT seems the unison and fellowship of the Law class of ' 1 4 began to make itself apparent for the first time early in September of the Freshman year. All were equally remiss in preparing the lesson; and harmony alone can express the nature of the snores that emin- ated from every part of the room when Judge Farabaugh exercised the hypnotic influence of his s(o)norous voice. Early in the Freshman year there developed a tendency to pop- ularize separation from the University, and even that threatened to be harmoniously received. A few of the boys too ardently carried out their designs along this line before the forces were mobilized, and as a result they rode back hum alone on the butt of a cigarette. Poynt Downing piloted us as Freshmen, and his administration was so successful that he received charge of the helm again when we were labelled Juniors. Not least among his deeds was the bearing the brunt of the Freshman banquet affair. The Junior year was practically devoid of stunts except for the dance, because serious study would not permit of them. The end of this year was in the nature of a graduation for most of the Law ' 14 men, owing to the fact that the wholesome influence of Father Carrico was concluded when he passed us in his Logic, Ethics, and Psychology classes. It may be said in all justice to every man in the class that there is no one among us who is pre-eminent as a good fellow or who is endowed with an especially superior thinking apparatus. For this reason the class is unique; for this reason it has hung together. In 1935, when the Gold and Blue, representing the West, in the national Championship, shall line up against the leader of the East, a diminutive Dorais will lead our team, while a younger generation of Gushursts and Duggans will battle for Alma Mater in line and backfield; the cheers of their proud sires will be mingled with those of Senators Curry, Downing, Hogan and Canning, for the bonds of our fidelity will not be severed by our departure from Notre Dame. If RICHARD WALSH COLLINS, A. M. Collins won a Bachelors degree, fame on the gridiron, and renown as a singer at Creighton. but his thirst for knowledge and glory was not appeased, so he came to Notre Dame. While with us he has been study- ing History, and in June will be in a class by himself, being the only man to carry off a Master ' s degree in course this year. Although his stay has been short, he has made a number of close friends, both at the University and in the neighboring village. MICHAEL STANLEY BECKER. A. B. In the autumn of 09 Mike Becker left the sunny South to enter the third year prep, at Notre Dame. He began his education in the Sacred Heart parochial school, New Orleans, and then attended high school in the same city. Since his arrival at Holy Cross Hall here, he has proven himself a student in the highest sense of the word. He finished four years of preparatory Latin in a year and a half, and com- pleted his college work in three years. We trust he is destined for the Quan medal. Mike is even better at mathematics than at the classics. ALVIN BERGER, Ph. B. Heinie came to us after a year at Kalamazoo Normal where he found that co-education and he were incompatible. Even here, our prefects of discipline to the contrary, nothwithslanding. Heinie has spent much time in the hamlet of South Bend. The constant pressure which a genuineK ' feminine atmosphere gives was not there, so he has found time both to make the Varsity football and baseball teams and to study. In his quiet, unassuming manner, he has gone about his duties, and in all things has made an admirably creditable showing. I ■A 26 CECIL EDWARD BIRDER, LL. B. If you ever have a boy, send him to Ireland for his prep. work. Cid spent a few years of his early life on the Old Sod. and now look at him. He has excelled on the stage, on the track, in the ballroom, and in the hearts of his friends. In more fields than one has he proved indispen- sable as coxswain for his crew, as leader of the Chicks, in the quarter- mile for the Varsity and as mainstay of the relay team. But he is known best as the leading lady of Notre Dame. In that role he has played ever since the year one A. U. C. and whether playing to Billy Ryan or to a leading man less gifted, he (she) always made the per- formance a success. Cid will some day live down his legal inclina- tions and become a matinee idol. RICHARD T. BRAUN, Chem. Eng. Pronounce it just as if it were Brown. Richard joined us in our Junior year, coming from Marquette, where they have good football teams. He has devoted a little of his lime to Chemistry and hopes to be a chemical engineer in June. His principal occupation, however, has been in the capacity of publicity agent for Bro. Mathias. His devotion to this work is noteworthy; he even sacrificed a happy home in dear old St. Joe for the cause. He then took lodgings in Brownson, that he might be nearer the object of his labors. At the same time, Dick has discovered many of the secrets of alchemy and we are sure he will find the philosopher ' s stone when he sets up his laboratory in Manitowoc. JOHN C. BURKE, C. E. No. gentle reader. John says he is not the original of the modern collar ad. He does admit, however, that he is the discoverer of Nig Kane. John began his work at Notre Dame a year ahead of us, but wishing to get into a good class, he took a year off to show the Canadian North- ern how to handle a transit, joining us in our Junior year. Before he went away to the Canadian wilds, the Gassman won laurels on the basketball court, but admitting that basketball and Tut-tut are too much for one man, he gave up the former on his return to Notre Dame. He ' s the guy that will put the stir in Stillwater. 27 JAMES F. CAHILL, LL. B. Escaping from the wild and wooly camp of Peru. Illinois, six years ago, Jimmie was fortunate enough to find his way to Carroll Hall. His ability in athletics soon attracted Father Farley ' s attention, who promptly drafted him from the bush league and installed him among the Corby stars. In 191 1 Speed took up the study of the Law, and incidentally earned a place on the Varsity quintet. In basketball he has to his credit three years as a regular, two years on the all- Indiana team, and one year as captain of the Cold and Blue. He has attained the same degree of success in many other lines, but in deference to Jimmie ' s modesty we will not speak of them here. FRANK B. CAMPBELL, LL. B. He is the last of the Mohicans. Last year George Lynch. Horse Hammond, Chuck Crowley and Co. were very much in evidence. This year Tough Luck is the lone survivor. He Boasts the fact that he and Captain-elect Jones come from Missoula. Montana. But though he does come from t he Bitter Root district, he is a very sweet and en- joyable fellow. Tough Luck is some first baseman, a regular society man. and in Mishawaka has first class standing as a Bowler. Walsh Hall enjoys his presence this year, while Sorin misses their erstwile first baseman. FRANCIS R. CANNING, LL. B. Frank is a rolling stone, having rolled from Notre Dame to New Mexico Military Academy and back for an education, from Carazosso. New Mexico to California for a home, and from Walsh to Corby for a hall. But he has gathered a fair store of the moss of learning withal, and we expect to hear of him as one of the leaders in the great Rio Grande Valley some day. Frank shares the blessings thai are showered on the meek, but his meekness is not to a fault. It always meant an evening ' s entertainment to visit Carazossa, whose first hand stories of New Mexico ranch life never grew old. It is told that his weakness is for fair ones, especially the auburn-haired variety, and we know personally that he liked to jolly the pianists at the movies. i| JOHN F. CARROLL, Ph. B. ' ou now behold honest John, the treasurer of his class. He has worked hard and faithfully in defending the funds, sometimes amounting to hundreds —of cents. He is fond of his daily joke and always brings a new I 7 I one to class every morning. He never sidesteps an argument. In fact, he never moves in any direction if he can help it. He can imitate a sleeping fish in a water tank with remarkable perfection. For three years John has been the strong link in the Walsh line. His friends swear by him and he never forgets them. His is a friendship that is to be prized. His activities are not confined within the University bounds and he has many friends in town. He has been known to drink out of a State Street water trough, but we will always remember John as an honest, out-spoken, faithful classmate. WALTER L. CLEMENTS, A. B. Mark comes from the heart of old Kentucky, and we like him for his loyalty. He spent his first two years under the Jesuits at St. Mary ' s, Kansas. At Notre Dame his achievements have embraced every form of scholastic endeavor. But he is proudest of being Colonel of the Kentucky Club. Possessing a typewriter, as he did. he was of immeasur- able service as Associate Editor of the Dome. As a thinker, writer and orator, we rank him among the best. Frank and reliable, he has won a host of friends, and in years to come, when he is Senator from the Blue Grass state, we will all be glad to renew our friendships with hiin. TWOMEY M. CLIFFORD, LL. B. Cliff he was labelled when he arrived from Delphi four years ago, but when his home changed to Indianapolis Cliff metamorphosed to Tommy. Twomey began his career as a student in Philosophy, but after a year decided that he was cut out to be a lawyer. For the last three years he has been devoting himself to Blackstone et al. Besides winning fame as a shining light in society, he occupied the spot-light as defendant in a suit in disbarment brought by sundry members of the Senior Law class. He lived that down, however, and then won laurels as Tommy. the leading man in the Senior class play. Morry never tires of painting the glories of Oregon the majestic Mt. Hood, the crystal WiUammette, the resistless Columbia — all this in words, of course. He began his hfe with us by spending a year in St. Joe, winning success in hall football and baseball. The next year he tried to hide himself from us by burying himself in the Presbytery, but an attack of acute appendicitis and a call to the University Quartet overturned the bushel basket and let his light shine forth. It has been in his Senior year, however, that Morry has blossomed. for during the last year he has not only contributed verses to the Scholastic and nursed Kane, but he has been the Class Poet, and Asso- ciate Editor of the Dome as well. THOMAS V. CRAVEN, LL. B. Tom is a typical Southerner of the old school. He comes from New Orleans, and believes in letting some one else do the work. His in- stincts smack of the Cavalier. He came to us with an A. B. from Spring Hill, Alabama. And with his post-grad, permissions, he early got into the habit of doing South Bend society. Almost any time you were likely to meet him on the Main Drag. One would suppose that Tom is not intimate with Dame Law. but somehow, by hook or crook, he has gotten on pretty friendly terms with the lady who goes to court. Indeed, his fame bids fair some day to be wider than Canal Street. JAMES A. CURRY, LL. B. Jim IS known to all the fellows as a mighty good scout. Generous and loyal, he possesses all the qualities of a leader. He seems destined to be one of the country ' s great attorneys. He is a success wherever he goes, be it to court, to St. Mary ' s or to South Bend: and we may add that his Irish wit is highly appreciated by the ladies. After a year in Walsh, Sorin ' s legal atmosphere won him. The lawyers chose him for their class President in their Senior year, and he has skillfully piloted that band of bold l;uccanccrs through a successful home voyage. THOMAS B. CURRY, LL. B. Tom needs no explanation. He was made famous among us by being the chief proprietor of the Curry Assembly Room where students from every class and every hall in the University gathered to enjoy his Irish hospitality, not to mention that he has been a member of the University quartet during his three years with us. He used to be a rover, having gone from classic studies at St. Thomas ' Seminary, Hartford, to railroad building and rattlesnake chasing in Colorado. He found his calling, however, when he joined the Law Class of ' 14, and since we have known him. he has been living very contentedly. WILLIAM J. CUSACK. LL. B. No sooner had he arrived than his fair, smiling face won for him the name of Cutie. Since then this son of Creston. Iowa, has acquired a whole category of nicknames, but ' Cuz and Willie ' and Cutie are those most used. To dispel the impression that he is sissyfied. he signs his name Bill but his good looks and downey-beard prevented him from being taken for a wooly Westerner. He has been an alternate on the University debating team, an altar boy, an athlete (starring for the Lolly Pops ), and an actress in the Senior Play. He has absorbed more law during his course than many of his class]mates. and this knowl- edge added to his speaking ability and his Notre Dame fighting spirit are calculated to make the Cornhuskers back home to sit up and take notice of him. GEORGE WILLIAM DELANA, PH. B. If water was thrown on a passer-by. if you were beaned with a snow-ball and could not find who threw it, if a nut was cracked in History or a joke sprung in Metaphysics.— George did it. That is why his friends called him ' Pup. He was always into mischief. George is also gifted with a laugh-fetching sense of humor which he employs freely. He is not afraid of work, as is shown by his efforts for Sorin in the last basketball campaign. Beneath his fondness for jokes, skives, and scurvies. George has metaphysical depths in his nature that will bring results. CLARENCE J. DERRICK, C. E. There are many derricks in Oil City, naturally enough, but none with a greater capacity for work than our own Clarence. He is the true type of the Civil Eng ineer — a lover of the open country, a transit, and a pair of high-top boots. He has been identified with society, literature, and military— but chiefly with the last. Clarence has been a member of the Notre Dame rifle team for the last three years. The story goes that he got his start with his grandad ' s blunderbuss which led him eventually to the gym record with the rifle. He hopes to see service in Mexico, and thereby add U. S. A. to his name. WILLIAM M. DONAHUE, M. E. In the misty past Bill left Kokomo. He likes Notre Dame and the society of South Bend so well that the misty future veils his departure. Bill is the holder of the ' Varsity long-distance sleeping record. He likes to sleep so well that he moved from the Bend to Sorin iSome sacrifice to Morpheus. ) Even the rocking of the boat did not disturb his slumbers. Everyone knows the genial Bill, but he is a man of mystery for all that, for no one knows much about him. His athletic endeavors have been confined to attending all the balls given since his advent to Notre Dame. Aside from this, he goes to engineering classes when not indisposed, and will get a M. E. this June. CHARLES E. DORAIS. LL. B. Gus needs no introduction. On Thanksgiving Day. 1912. he per- formed two very worthy deeds -he walloped Marquette 69 to 0. and indelibly put Chippewa Falls on the map. For four years Gus has been the Little Napoleon of our great football teams, and during that time he has led the Gold and Blue through twenty-eight battles, only one of which was lost. His high standard of honor, his honesty of purpose, and his contempt for petty shyster methods make him beloved by all who know him. and the legal profession as a whole can not but be beltcred by the actjuisilion of such men as Dorais. The far West will claim him next fall, and we do not hesitate to predict not- able success in life for the greatest all-time football player of Notre Dame. TIMOTHY E. DOWNEY, LL. B. In stature, Tim is one of the shortest men ever graduated from Notre Dame, but in principle, he is a giant. He came to us from Butte. Mon- tana, and has continually proved himself a student. Not even the rustle of skirts could tempt him from his Blacks tone. This year, however, he crawled out of his shell somewhat, to become a regular patron of the high and low class movies. His popularity is evidenced by the fact that his classmates saw fit to make him sergeant-at-arms last year, and secretary of the class this year. We incidentally mention that he won his L. P. with the Sorin Lollypops last fall, and as a hand- ball player, he equals his colleague, Jack Ward. WILLIAM POYNTELLE DOWNING, LL. B. The fact that Poynt ' s energetic efforts have increased the advertise- ments in this book by forty per cent over last year ' s and made possible a better year book for the class of ' 14 may prejudice us in his favor, but if we were going to pick an all-around college man, we ' d stop at his door. He managed to sit back and look wise in the law and draw fair marks throughout his course. He was President of the lawyers during their Freshman and Junior years, and Business Manager of the Dome in his Senior year. Besides that, he has been organist, band man. and has attended more dances than any other man at Notre Dame (Delana and the donies not counted). He has been manager of the Wolves for three years, and almost scheduled a game with Seeley ' s Auto School last year. Poynt is inseparably linked with Decatur and cigarettes, although it was through no fault of his that the latter is true. EDWARD D. DUGGAN. LL. B. Southern Indiana has proven a fertile field for the archeologists. pale- ontologists, and other naturalists. Dug is a specimen from that region who showed his good sense by moving to the United States and attending Notre Dame. He has been an important factor in the ' Var- sity ' s athletic victories both on the gridiron and on the diamond. In football, he was a second Eichenlaub. In fact, at the Christian Brother game he ploughed through his opponents in such fashion that the spec- tators were convinced that he was Eich, and at the Handcock Opera House. Austin, the Texans refused to believe him when he denied that he was the famous Notre Dame fullback. % -G c V. ---ti JOHN R. DUNDON, Litt. B. In Jerry we have a second generation Notre Dame man, he being the true son of a true father — John Dundon ' 79. Jerry is an athlete of no little ability. In the Upper Peninsular he is noted as a ski artist. Until his Senior year he was the mainstay of track and football in Brown- son and won glory for himself on Sorin ' s gridiron this year. But perhaps the greatest achievement of his scholastic career is the poem which he wrote in his Junior year. Lucetta. It created an upheaval among literary students, rough-necks, et al. It is not too much to say that to know the class of 14. one must know Jerry. LOUIS EICK, Litt. B. Louis is a gent, of polished manners, a fluent talker, and is quite sociably inclined. But he is not only a gracer of drawing rooms; he has known many perils. His one sadness during the year was the loss of my roomate. Professor Koehler and Louis are another example of un- failing friendship. One could scarcely see one without the other (except in Elocution class). Louis expects the world to call him Doc- tor some day. L pon leaving Notre Dame he will take up medical work at Johns Hopkins. Indeed, he can already perform operations on animals and argue Evolution from a zoological standpoint. SIMON T. FARRELL, M. E. Cy was a good baseball player when he came to Notre L ame. He leaves not only with the big leagues looking him in the face, but with a lot of knowledge about machinery. He was always fond of telling yarns, where you bite. and not even Father McManus was exempt. Cy came to us as a Freshman, and since then has been the regular first-baseman for the ' Varsity nine. He was captain of his team in 1913. i . ■ ., U; ' A 4Uaui m .T - c.... JAMES C. FENESY, E. E. Care-free, Sunny Jim, president of the four-year men in their Fresh- man year, is one of the real wits of the class. He is perhaps at his best when telephoning. This year he moved to Sorin, it is said, be- came a real student. But he didn ' t confine all his energies to his books. I for he starred on both Sorin ' s basketball and football teams. As a story-teller he has few equals. His friends in the alley all declare his stories bully. He never deserts a friend and he has many of them. After his return this Xmas he blossomed into a real Broadway swell and almost lost his slow, southern drawl which he acquired around Pittsburg). Jim ' s p ersonality will take him into the inner circles any- where and that it may mean success is our sincere wish. THEODORE FEYDER, LL. B. Although Sioux Falls has the reputation of being a divorce centre, Ike says that is not the reason he left that city to study law at Notre Dame. He does admit, however, that when he finishes his course he will be at the disposal of the weaker sex (we hasten to explain that in South Dakota Woman ' s Suffrage has not come to pass, and that women are still the weaker sex in that commonwealth) whene ' er they need legal assistance. He is called Jew ' merely because of his resemblance to the sons of Sem, and we have Jack Ward ' s word for it that he acts like a white man in every resjDect. He has been a diligent student of the law and possesses the essential qualities of a good lawyer. SIMON T. FLANAGAN, LL. B. If you want to be bested in an argument, just tell Sim that Tammany is not the best organization in the world. Flan ' s ' chums consider him a future leader in the Empire state. Already he has held responsible jobs such as handling receipts for the Auditorium Theatre while attend- ing Law classes on the side. He was star witness in the Runyan trial at Crawfordsville. and showed his Irish by bawling out in court an attorney for the defense. He has lived in Brownson. St. Joe and Sorin Halls, besides many places in South Bend and Mishawaka. And though he admitted once that a rolling stone gathers no moss. he added. who wants to be a moss-back CHARLES J. FLYNN, Litt. B. Seven or twelve years ago. Grandad left West Lynn and came to help found Notre Dame. He has been away from home so long that no one there knows him. and he has not stirred enough here to get ac- quainted. The younger members in the Seminary think he owns the place; he is a fixture more or less permanent, but mostly permanent. He believes in the conservation of energy, and up-to-date has conserved enough to enable him to make a whirlwind finish no matter how long he lives. Though he is built more for endurance than speed, he is as good natured an Irishman as one could wish to know, and like the tortoise, Flynn will beat the hare. HENRY J. FRAWLEY, Ph. B. The fact that he comes from Deadwood does not diminish the place that Hank holds in the hearts of us all. He ran a good race with Piel and Fenesy to succeed Wille Cotter to the long distance attend- ence prize, his scholastic career being spread out over Carroll, Corby and Sorin halls, to say_nothmg of a year spent at the Deadwood High School. He also ran the middle distances for Corby while there and helped win several championships for his hall. His specialty is furnish- ing quiz paper to his neighbors in class. Hank will take up the study of the law next year. WILLIAM M. CALVIN, Ph. B. Spike or Tex or Bill; lake your choice. He tried about every- thing there was to be tried from track athletics in St. Joe Hall, through Dramatics. Debating, Oratory, to trying to edit the Dome. and he never got very far in anything. He has been unjustly blamed for many of the Safety Vahe perpetrations, but fortunately avoided death on that score up to date. He was saved from being boobed ' by the fact that for the last four years he has been a self-appointed censor of the Scholastic, and blue-penciled all the copy for the 1914 Dome. JACOB RAPHAEL GEIGER Don ' t measure J. Raphael by the things our poor typewriter can say about liim. rather look through the pages of this book, and judge him by what he has done. He had a disposition to work that was admirable, and a propensity for early rising that was unbelievable. An artist, yet he lacked the queerness customary in artists. He could enjoy a lark or write a thesis with equal thoroughness. Since he was Prefect of Old College for four years, he is the only member of the class of ' 14 who never skived. He roomed with the Editor while the Dome was in making, and kept that individual awake about eight hours a day. It is not too much to say that Jake put out this book. JUAN GARCIA GONZALES, C. E. In Chicken lies the one hope of Mexico and he admits it himself. If Calculus of Variation. Method of Least Squares and the Theory of Probability were to play a part in the solution of the difficulties. Gonzales will be el bomme del hord Tradition has it that he acquired his bean for math, through an accident: while but a minim he em- ployed the line of least resistance in descending from the third floor of the Main Building — sliding down the bannisters. Unstable equili- brium interfered one morn and he described a couple of foliumsof Des Cartes in the atmosphere, and landed on the first floor on his head. That swelled the mathematical lobe of his brain, and since then he has practically lived on theoretical mathematics. JOHN GRACZOL, LL. B. South Bend isn ' t such a bad old hole after all. if you care to take John ' s word for it. He has lived there a long time and ought to know. He likes it because he didn ' t have to go beyond it to realize his ambition, and it is not a small ambition by any means either. Realizing the opportunities of Notre Dame, which were, so to speak, kicking the bottom panel out of his door, he rushed out to meet the lady, and ever since, his sincere, steady work has proven how serious Grac really is in pursuit of the law. We might stop here, but ideas once conceived clamor for expression, so we add: John has another ambition, and he didn ' t have to leave South Bend to get her. either. 37 WILBUR GRAY, LL. B. Ladies and Gentiemen . we have with us this evening W. Gray. Esquire, the handsomest man in the Corby subway. Dolly renounced the hockey and skiing of northern Michigan three years ago to come down to Notre Dame to catch for the ' Varsity nine. He will suffix an LL. B. to his name very soon. His activities extend into every sphere. He has been an active member all year of the following associations: — ■ Corby Skiving Club (revised list I. Corby Glee Club. Good Fellows Club and the Heartbreakers. It is rumored that no queen crowning festival IS a success without Bright Eyes being on the job. but of course, we don ' t pretend to know. We do know though that in losing Dolly we shall lose a good fellow and a good catcher. BENJAMIN GUERRA, LL. B. Ben comes from San Juan. Porto Rico, the place made famous by Teddy, and is as much of an American as any of us. He has given the last three years to a serious study of the law. and bids fair to become famous in the island of sugar and tobacco. His charming personality has made his frequent visits to town a treat to the fair damsels there. Among the Latin-Americans, Ben O ' Gera — the Irish for Guerra — is looked upon with pride. He is one of the best read fellows in the Senior class. He will return to San Juan where he will join his brothers in the practice of law. FREDERICK GUSHURST, LL. B. Gus, ' the pride of the famous FMack Hills, came to Notre Dame from I ead, South I-)akota. He first attracted attention as an athlete when he played with Father Farley ' s football and basketball teams. Two years ago he rose toVarsity ranks, but it was as right end on our last fall Champions that he won the respect of the outside world. But his fame is not confined to athletics; he won a place on the ' Varsity debating teams this year, and gave good account of himself against St. Viator ' s and Indiana. He was a Major in the Battalion, and a leader of the lawyers. If his future success is as great as his success at college, the fame of the lawyers of 14 is assured. 1 E rk t- J_iJJZ P§ J ' - r ' -- M FRANK A. HASSETT, E. E. The man really worth while is the busy man. Ever since he has been among us, Nappy has been as busy as a kangaroo with the itch on the way to a sand-bank, and he has just started. Despite his indus- triousness, however, Nap has each year found time to help manage Fenesys Guttersnipes — the last word in unorganized baseball. He was seen frequently with Moke Kelly. Also, every spring he has made pilgrimage to ye Old Dutch Sanitarium where the beetle-browed Teuton in charge prescribes ye amber Bock as the Pluto of all spring tonics. He had a standing date every Sunday night, and always took advantage of it. We confidently presage success for Mr. Hassett in his chosen field, electricity. RALPH HAVLIN, Litt. B. Dante might have done justice to this subject: no one else could. Alarm bells were rung in Corby when he entered that hall; doors were bolted in Sorin when he entered that: but arms were extended in Mishawaka when he visited there. He is a literary artist of no mean ability, often handing m verses and stories as good as those we find in Tennyson ' s works or in current Blue Books. Furthermore, he was a valuable man on the Sorin Hall football and basketball teams. His was the typewriter that rocked the boat, and his the sobs that wrung the confessions. All in all, his heart is so big that there is no room left in his body for anything else. FRANK H. HAYES, LL. B. Some men go to college to play football; some to have a good time; some to win fame, and some to study. Frank is in the last class. He is a good example of persistent effort overcoming obstacles in the way of ambition. He has trucked castings in a foundry, waited tables in a summer resort and been stenographer in a law office in order to make possible his education at Notre Dame. He ' s got his education now. and will have a degree soon. He knows what they ' re worth, and we know that he will use them to advantage. His philosophy of life is, Don ' t let little worries make you lose sleep. and it is wo rthy of emulation. He understood Brother Flo thoroughly, and hence his life in St. Joe was not unhappy. He was often seen with Ira Hurley, and as an anti-climax, he comes from Woodstock. Illinois. 39 When first we met this good-looking, impetuous chap from Quebec, we were impressed with his earnestness. Time has verified our first impression. Since his advent to Notre Uame he has experienced many changes, but change as he may Iiis proneness to argue still lingers. He will argue on anything from Metaphysics to Real Estate. His likes are pronounced and his dislikes more pronounced. In defense of his class he has been among the foremost and his work on the Dome entitles him to a place among the greats. He loves to go to town and does not shy away from the girls. He has inherited an abundance of wholesome wit. and as a companion he is cheerful and interesting. For a faithful and honest friend we desire none other than Johnny Mush- rat. FRANCIS HOGAN, LL. B. Frank ' s motto is Up and Doing. Like Tennyson ' s brook, he is always on the go. But Hoge is not only a business man. he is a humorist of rare quality. As an entertainer he has George Cohan backed off the boards. As a lawyer his eloquence has soothed) the breasts even of Senior Lawyers. After a year in Corby, he decided to give the girls of the Bend a better chance, so he became a day dodger. But almost any class day one could find him making smiles in Sorin. He was Assistant Business Manager of this book, and as such his handsome face adds to the tone of our page of Editors. LEO JOHN HOOD, LL. B. A big. frank, broad-minded man of not too many words, tanned by the mountain sun, came to us from Idaho three years ago, and has been one of us ever since. He typifies the West, and answers to the name Toby. ' He is a ' Varsity high jumper of no little ability, and has al- ways been a factor in Corby ' s success in football. He is a member of Tom Hearn ' s I lood and Wonder Society, and is lucky to have kept his name unsmirched. for he has often been seen with that glorious bunch of nuts who live on the L. second floor, Corby. He is fond of telling about Those Skive. Idaho is fortunate to call Hood her son. 40 IRA W. HURLEY, LL. B. Little or nothing would ever be known of Woodstock, Illinois, if it had not been the causa causam of our Ira Ben, a well-built young Senior Lawyer, rather good looking, and possessed of a remarkable, though cynical, wit. In his serious moments — and he has many— he has ab- sorbed the law. Any of his professors can vouch for his knowledge of the Rule in Shelley ' s Case and of the other great principle of his pro- fession. Then too, dear reader, remember that it is to our lad Ira that you owe your sincerest thanks for the smiles, giggles and guffaws you will experience when reading the humorous part of this book. The lawyers say that he has the stuff Chief Justices are made from and we hope to see him on the Big Bench some day. JOHN HYNES, Litt. B, If Jonnie were an inch shorter his feet wouldn ' t touch the ground, but we can ' t hold that against him. He has demonstrated that he is a giant in mind and spirit. He has been an interhall star in football for three years, winning games for both Corby and Sorin. Last year he won the college elocution medal, and this year represented Notre Dame in the Peace Oratorical contest at Indianapolis (Jonnie says he doesn ' t like to speak from a pulpitj. He has taken a prominent part in drama- tics during his Senior year, and denies ever having rocked the boat. As a climax, we mention that he is an Editor of the Dome. EUGENE ALOYSIUS KANE, C. E. Oh. for an up-to-date typewriter to do this subject justice. Gene, the genial, ever-pleasant, effervescent good sport. Gene. No society is complete without the name of this all-around sergeant-at-arms; no social gathering i local or neighboring) a success lacking his presence. The Ethiopian Emperor has been in all phases of college activities; Royal Mush-Push of the £hag-a Pie Frat, organizer and chief Purifier of the Purity League, deposer of Glenn Herricks. the marbe! marvel, and member of the Corby teams when Corby played out of town. He was Nig. Diget, or Zipper according to the speaker; was president of the Civil Engineers, captain of the St. Joe Champions in football in 1913, and Varsity Cheer Leader. Metaphorically. Gene had his nose to the C. E. grindstone this year (owing to requirements of the third floor back, M. B.) and is now a first class C. E. RICHARD HERBERT KEEFFE, LL. B. After finishing the Ph. B. course here, he returned to study Blackstone. and the SatuTiia f Evening Post. His speed at briefing equity cases is remarkable. His favorite after-dinner speech is: Gosh! I must hurry. Who ' s got the cases today? Say Ben, give me Ed ' s cases. We hear that he lost his heart to a Slim Princess when they were snowbound on the return from the Penn State game. And she ' s not from Sioux City, either. He is a member of the Post Grad. Last Car. W. O. W., and Saturday Evening Place Clubs. He is now working on a pamphlet entitled. The Rights of a Post Grad. or Things as they Ought to Be. FRANCIS KEHOE, A. B. Platesville, Wisconsin, has entrusted this young man to the care of Notre Dame. It seems as if Frank can not crowd enough work into one day. His specialty is philosophy, although he can easily hold his own in the classic languages. He. like many another, sometimes gives his attention to poetry, and always with the fatal result. He is a man of few words, and bothers little about what others do or say. For him the world is always bright and sunny. To know him is to like him. HERBERT B. KELLY, E. E. Perhaps you don ' t recognize him by that name, but if we say Moke. the captain of the 1914 baseball team — ah! We knew you knew him. He has never made a useless move in his life. He learnt that trick in Mobile, where it gets a hundred and something in the shade and no shade. But in a case of pushency the Moke can travel with the fastest of them, as anyone who has ever seen him lay down a liunt or steal home will gladly attest. He is the idol of the baseball fans, and fits snugly into our idea of a big leaguer. He has pitched three seasons for the Varsity, and up to the time of this writing has lost but one game, whereas his mighty southpaw and his baiting eye have many a time and oft brought the bacon home to the Ciold and Blue. He is not averse to friends the kind that carry their hands in a muff — and leans more to the national pastime than to engineering. 4 : 44 t iiUy H A r. d y-- ' y : ! - - i  « ALBERT V. KING This husky, good looking fellow is one of our contributions to the famous football team of 13. In younger days he was the mainstay of the Corby line, and this year he was real ' Varsity material. AT belongs to the nobility of good-fellowship and some say he is a M. T. G. A. His is a nature that makes for friendship as is attested by the fact that the four-year men made him their President in their Sophomore year. He is humorous, yet serious. He loves to talk — sometimes of AI. The fair ones of the village have not been slow to recognize his merits and he has many friends among them. In whatever path fate may lead him we feel sure that his energy and level-headedness will make him a leader and not a follower. FRANCIS JOHN KIRCHMAN, LL. B. While W. J. B. has been diplomatically handling the affairs of the nation, his compatriot, a young fellow of the keenest insight and the inventor of the categorical answer — Francis John Kirschman — has been gathering knowledge at Notre Dame. Frank is the only Senior Lawyer whom the professors could not fathom. Born and raised in a place called Wahoo. hidden somewhere in the sagebrush of Nebraska, it did not take him long after his arrival to become accustomed to telephones. trolley cars, and sidewalks. He will return to Wahoo with a diploma under his arm. and then let those rough-neck Nebraska farm-hands beware! STANLEY KUSZYNSKI, A. B. To call him a youth with a brightly burning star and a lover of the ideal would be an inadequate description of Stanley. A native of Chicago, he found that city too nois ' for one of his aesthetic qualities. Hence his presence with us. He entered the preparatory department m 08. and in his eagerness for enlightenment he has accomplished six years ' work in five. He has lent his talent to the University Orchestra and to the Choir. Furthermore. Stanley has always responded with a well-prepared lesson in Father Oswald ' s Greek and Latin classes. 1 EDWIN J. LARNEY, LL. B. One doesn ' t have to talk long with Ed to know that his observation goes deeper and his analysis of men and measures is keener than those of the average lawyer. Perhaps it is because he is not only a Bachelor of Law. but a Master of Arts as well. The latter degree was obtained at DePauI University, Chicago. Besides. Larney has been through the Breezy City ' s school of practical business, and has learned the lessons that only grim reality can teach. He can deliver knocks that count, and hence we agree with Ben O ' Gera that Larney will be a great legal light. His one weakness is Titan-haired girls. GEORGE M. LUCAS, B. S. in Biol. Darwin ' s theory of natural selection has in one instance at least been tried and found not wanting. Doc ' evoluted from the sporiferous Carrolhte to the only true Crustacen — a Brownsonite, and now be- hold that most splendiferous and erudite of the genus homo. Senior in Biology. This to date represents the life cycle of George Lucas, and an interesting career in medicine lies before him. Although not at all times ethical, Luke promises never to remove a healthy appendix. To him we are chiefly responsible for the picture we have of Johnnie Plant, which we present farther on. FRANCIS X. LU2NY, A. B. Those who know this son of South Bend can not think of him other than as a worker. Modesty is another of tlie many good traits he possesses. Lately he has thrown aside this cloak which has hidden his real self and proven himself to be a talented orator. But on account of his reserve, he has displayed his talent only in his own hall circles. Latin, Cjreek and Philosophy are but small difficulties in the path of his endeavor. A thorough gentleman, he always abides by the golden mean. FRANCIS BERNARD McBRIDE, Ph. B. Following tradition we christened him Birdie. The title came through his brother before him. After receiving his LL. B. he returned to avail himself of post-grad, privileges, which surely he has. He almost beat the famous Devine around the five-mile course — but he didn ' t. True to his name he moves on wings, now here, now there, and then in South Bend. His abode is somewhere between Pittsburg and Keefe ' s room. Birdie has been an active member of the Post Grad. and the Last Car Clubs. Besides being a lawyer, he is a student of literature, and recently enjoyed three weef s. VINCENT J. McCarthy, Liu. b., ll. b. As all Seniors will fain attest, it is no small task to carry away one diploma under one ' s arm. But to get two degrees is indeed prodigious. Vincent has that rare distinction. He did considerable college work at St. Joseph ' s in Dubuque before coming here. If gemus is reckoned by capacity for labor, surely Mac is a genius. We have seen him carry the maximum amount of classes, do a lot of extra work, and then have time to talk about his neighbors and go walking with Healy. Hence Mac ' s pals predict that his law and his letters will serve him well. GEORGE NOLAN McCOY, LL. B. He has slept around here for four years, and has been so quiet about it that he has won a reputation for unobtrusiveness. He has attended his classes — now and then. We are led to believe that dramatics are uppermost in this lad ' s mind for three reasons; first, he startled the place in his freshmen year with his Yama-Yama Boys; secondly his room is papered with the portraits, some of them autographed, of actors and actresses uncountable, and thirdly, he holds the record for the most Orpheum tickets bought and paid for. It is said that a lawyer must be a good actor. Then George will make good. FRANK F. McGUIRE, Chem. Eng. Owing to the fact that Mac lives in the city, we know but little of his vices and virtues. We know that he is a chemist of the highest order, but can ' t say whether this is a virtue or a vice. His most noteworthy achievement this year was being held up with Pete Yerns. Being with Pete seems enough, but it never rains but it pours. so the saying goes. Mac gave us the dope on the hold-up. however, and if he succeeds as well in life as he did in this, a great future is in store for him. GEORGE MASSEY. As the world turned ' round in the lathe of time. Lawdy Massey evolved from an unpretentious, unsophisticated youth to a promising young attorney. George will always be remembered as the prime mover and organizer of the Gallitzen Club, a body of energetic Senior lawyers. Lawdy has served time in Brownson, whiled away happy hours in Walsh, and reached mental maturity in Sorin. He took his meals (except Friday supf ers) during the last year in a hotbed of Senior four-year men. but managed to uphold the dignity of his profession. He will return to J oliet and help keep the 1. S. P. full with deserving people. EDWARD MEE, LL. B. Ed is one of those quiet fellows who say little but think a lot. In legal circles he is pointed out as one who knows the law. Ed has lived in Walsh Hall for four years, but has put in more strokes than the pro- verbial Walsh Haller. He has never studied the pattern of the rector ' s carpet, nor has he shown any mclination to mingle with South Bend ' s fairest. He does, however, enjoy an Orpheum miilinee. And yet, as much as he liked the matinee, it has no charm for him during baseball season. In fact, he has been known to skive Judge I ' arabaugh ' s class to take in a game. RAYMOND T. MILLER, LL. B Caesar was ambitious; but Caesar ' s ambition couldn ' t hold a flash- light for Raymond T ' s. Ray has dabbled a little in athletics, but his intense devotion to Blackstone prevented him from attaining the heights achieved by his brother Red, the terror of the Wolverines. Ray ' s principal pastimes are walking to town and singing in his sleep. His favorite melody is. O gee. be sweet to me Kid. I ' m going to praise the Lord. A touching melody, this, especially when sung about mid- night in the St. Joe dormitory. But of his ambitions: he expects to be a leader in Ohio, and we can see nothing but success for him when he hangs out his shingle in Defiance. FRANCIS G. MOONEY, A. B. It used to be the common impression that the terms Walsh Haller and student were contradictory, but Frank Mooney has smashed, a posteriori, all such superstition. Spide, ' as the gang endearingly call him, IS not only one of the bunch, he is a classical student of the old-school variety with eight years of Latin and some Greek. Frank began his college work under the Jesuits at St. Ignatius. Cleveland, but desiring to do a good job better, he came to Notre Dame. He intends to finish the study of law, after which he will practice with his father in Cleveland. His motto is. A million for Cleveland in 1920. PAUL J. MOUSHEY, E. E. The date of Paul ' s entry has been lost, but fate has fixed June as his exit. Paul has stayed so long because he likes local society. He even moved to the city to be near it. and then bought a motorcycle to get back to it. after classes, with all the speed possible. He himself is a twin cylinder, self starter uf likeness were to an automobile, we should say handsome body and underslung), and guaranteed to win out in the great race which he will soon enter. FRANCIS MULCAHY, Ph. B. Caesar was a good student until he assumed the cares of the South Bend Times; then, according to his Philosophy prof, he deteriorated. Fortunately, however, he did not deteriorate beyond the flunking line. and we behave he is. withal, wiser for having spent his Senior year with attention divided between classes and society in the hamlet. He was coxswain for our crew in our Sophomore year, but is given more to mental athletics than to physical. In his Senior year, he was president of the Pam Club and recipient of one of the O ' Brien scholarships. His genial disposition, and ability to work when forced to it. will make him a success in whatever field he chooses. We believe he is going to be a pedigogue. HARRY M. NEWNING, Ph. B. It ' s just like trying to do justice in words to the 1913 Football eleven to tell about Harry. He was our class president during our Junior and Senior years; he won a brace of monograms playing Varsity in- field, and another in_ track; he won laurels in Interhall football and baseball for Walsh Hall and in basketball for Sorin; he was a good speaker; he — but this is merely telling what he did. One need only look at the host of friends he has won to know that Harry is a model for the Southern gentlemen we meet in novels. DeCORDOVA NEWNING, Ph. B. Red has the name of a Spaniard, the airs of the Frenchman, and the face of a good looking Irishman. He doesn ' t seem to care what happens just so he has a jit to go to town. Ever since he came to Notre Dame he has been in athletics, hor three years he was the all-around star of Walsh, and this year he is battling for the ' Varsity. As a friend there is none better. That he is popular is attested by the fact tliat he is vice-president of the Senior class. Yet he doesn ' t seem enthusiastic when called upon to make a speech. He can talk like a dago or like a gentleman. With the ladies he is the chivalrous Southerner. He counts his friends by the hundreds and they can always count on him. His success is assured, and may it be unbounded. MAURICE NORCKAUER, A. B. When Nork first entered the preparatory department His linguistic abilities were easily noticeable. Somehow he had a partiality for languages; he liked German so well that he took two years in one, and so with French, and so with Latin. Still unsatisfied, he took up Span- ish, and now it is rumored that he will learn Esperanto next year. Moreover Nork is a skillful musician. Besides being the Choir organ- ist he is a member of the Orchestra, and plays the bass viol for amuse- ment. He wrote first class poetry for the Scholastic for several years until he and the editor of that weekly sheet had a disagreement. In- deed, he courts all nine Muses. HERMAN B. O ' HARA, Chem. Eng. Herman is a real Notre Dame man. having spent four years at the University and a summer at Cedar Point. He began a modest athletic career by playing with the St. Joe Ducks but in his Senior year mounted the St. Joe Varsity basketball five. The worst we can say about Herman is that he has a woefully paradoxical name; the best — we can not say it. but a glance at the many friends his cheerful manners have won for him is enough to convince one that it is very, very good. RONALD S. O ' NEILL, LL. B. Ronald has the following to say for himself: O ' Neill was born amid the homely atmosphere of a country printing office in the place Gray must have had in mind when he wrote the ' Elegy. ' He soon dis- covered, however, that printers were not paid a ' Living Wage. so he came to Notre Dame to study law. Gifted with an eloquent tongue, quick of wit and with the Irish love of battle in his heart, he sitould make good in his profession. Like the Mohammedans. O ' Neill looks to the east, and shows that the old longing for the newspaper game is not gone by the fact that he has not missed an issue of the Detroit Free Press since a certain houseparty last summer. ONeill ' s ambition is to take a good profile picture, and his favorite book is the Michigan Central time-table. U. (27 5. - W Jtt uJ ' FRANK W. O ' REILLY, LL. B. To look at his youthful and innocent face, one would never suspect that he could be a Senior and a lawyer. Neither would one think that Frank is one of the old boys. but again he is guilty. He bears the singular distinction of being the only Senior who was ever in the Notre Dame Minim Department. He is also a charter member of Walsh Hall, and although small in body is one of the big men of the hall. He is one of the soldiers who presented swords and subsequently recovered them last spring. He was fortunate enough to take a short vacation recently at the request of the Faculty. For a small man he dares big things. DONAT PEPIN, E. E. Yes. he is a descendant of the illustrious Frank; the blood of a kingly family flows in his veins. But. sad to relate, it caused him to make a terrible blunder. As a college Senior he stooped to the Freshman folly of having his hair clipped close. Aye. so close that scarcely a remini- scence of that hirsuite adornment remained. But we attribute this to tendencies inherited from another of his ancestors — Charles of the Billiard-ball Dome. Donat comes from the turbulent mining district of Michigan ' s Northern Peninsula, but one could never tell it from his looks. He helped us as Juniors to win the Senior-Junior boat race. and as a rrarksman with the Rifle Team he had few betters. Charged with Jerry ' s jargon, Donat will electrify the world. EDWARD PIEL, Ph. B. Sweetness of disposition. love of friends, charity towards enemies (he had none; and a never ending sense of humor are the combination of qualities which go to make up our own inimitable Fdsgar. He is thought by some to be of Hebrew descent, but we assure you that it is due to an accident which happened to him as a child that he owes the peculiar shape of his nose. Ihe worst we know of liini is that he was an Alley Rat. and an honorary member of the Bonehead Club. In the class- rooms he was never at a loss for an answer, no matter how difhcult or intricate the question. This quality may be attributed to a ready-wit (no offense, Fdsgar) rather than to any great amount of application. I JOHN PLANT, E. E. At midnight July 8. 1889. the bellicose community in Chicago, known as the State Street neighborhood, was awakened by the vitriolic squeals of a new, pink, lusty-lunged brat, who was none other than our own Jonny. The Shrimp gambols the half-mile in his leisure moments, and he can step it with the fastest when he has to. He was the popular captain of last years track team. Most of his time, however, is taken up with reading human nature, studying engineering, running to fires, and dodging photographers. He has been fool-back for the Corby Wolves, but expects to live that down and build bridges some day not far distant — preferably in the Southwest. WILLIAM J. REDDEN, B. S. in A. As Father Cavanaugh once said: Mr. Redden is a fine lad and a good architect, but God never intended him to recite humorous poetry. It is no disgrace, however, to be unfitted to read humorous poetry. Bill was once a school teacher in Storm Lake, Iowa, and again in the wilds of Idaho, and this accounts for his solemn and dignified disposi- tion. He is also an artist, as many of the artistic decorations in this book testify. He was a member of the Varsity cross-country team a few years ago, and has been the distance man for St. Joe for several inter hall seasons. His spirit of endurance shown in athletics is evident in everything he does, and although a modest youth, we believe he has erased the word fail from his personal copy of Webster. GEORGE JOS. REGAN, E. E. George is a product of the West Side. Chicago, and is red headed. Few men could achieve fame with these handicaps. But Red ' s port-side delivery and his Cobbness at the bat have won glory for him both at college and elsewhere. As a broad jumper, he is great, and Sorin thanks him for half her banners. He has no equal at shooting dough-balls into a table-mate ' s coffee. Tis said that during a ball trip via Niagara University he ate at the head table and used the Bishop ' s room for three days. He studies friction, reads fiction, and practices pitching. We expect him to add another name to the Notre Dame list of big leaguers. J -A Everbody knows George. And why wouldn ' t one know himi He has a smile and a Hello-o- for every person he meets and is a good natured fellow every day in the year. Besides he is one of the local Beau Brum- mels. For the last two years he has roomed in the gym. but has taken little advantage of the g. p s thus afforded. In fact Dash thinks more of gas engines and steam boilers than he does of petticoat rustles (though 1 suppose that simile is out of date I and pink teas. While George is a good student, he is by no means a grind. He has taken a prominent part in local athletics, having played football for Brownson for three years and captained his team in his Senior year. JAMES M. RIDDLE, Litt. B. When Twining first saw Mr. Riddle he said. Mr. Riddle, explain yourself. Mr. Riddle has been here two years and has not explained himself as yet. Mr. Riddle can make more motions doing nothing than any other man in school. Mr. Riddle ' s versatility is the cause of much marvel. Mr. Riddle Is a teacher, a student, a good fellow, and a punch maker par excellance. Mr. Riddle makes punch with a punch. In fact. Mr. Riddle does everything with a punch which is inconsistent with the fact that Mr. Riddle comes from New Orleans). We await Mr. Riddle ' s graduation in hopes that Mr. Riddle will eventually explain himself. JAMES VERMONT ROBINS, LL. B. I. ike the Fatima Cigarette. Jim is distinctively individual. His fame reaches out in many different lines. First, last and always he is a lawyer. But not only a lawyer. While in Brownson he won renown as a de- bater; while in the burg he won friends not the kind with hip pockets and while in khakis he won distinction as a sharp-shooter. His ability to shoot comes from years of practice at drilling holes in sheep rustlers in the New Mexico foothills. Jim will go back to Hillsboro and startle the natives with his stories of civilization. KNUTE KENNITH ROCKNE, B. S. in Chem. If Rock had done nothing else than captain the 1913 eleven of Notre Dame, his fame would be assured. But he has made other bids for renown. Do not think, expectant reader, that we can name them all We can not omit, however, to tell that he was unanimous choice last fall for all-Western end; that he pole-vaulted twelve- feet -three at Evanston this spring. We fain would attest that he blows a whistle in the orchestra, was captain of our Junior crew, was star commedienne on the local stage and Editor of the Dome. Among others, he was a maid of the queen of the Fall Festival, and subesquently, the occasion for a forty-foot petition. Knute is a first rate chemist, even though he used to associate with Jonny Plant in North Division High in Chicago, and is made of the stuff that spells success. RAMON GARCIA RUBIO, E. E. The funniest little fellow that you ever saw, he hails from the tropics, and is the dispenser of merriment wherever he goes. Moreover, Father Quinlan regards him as a discipline-abiding student. He never misses mornmg prayer or exercises in Washington Hall (when there is no way of escape). He never chews nor drinks; his greatest virtue is in his beard — thick as a wilderness, at times resisting the keenest blade. Rubio is dean of the Toro Club, and every evening in theSorin Rec. Room he is surrounded by his club-mates, for he is generally the pro- visor of the makings. ARTHUR W. RYAN, LL. B. The baby of the Senior Law Class — was born in Toledo, Ohio. After being graduated with honor from the Cathedral High School he entered Notre Dame to learn the law and how to evade it. Asa student he has always shown cool judgment and a willingness to work. He dis- ciplined his habits by living a year in Brownson Hall, develof)ed the love of soc iety by a year in Walsh, and finally attained mental balance- learned not to rock the boat — by living his Senior year in sedate Sorin. Art has been a regular attendant at the Orpheum every Thursday afternoon for the last three years FRANCIS J. RYAN, E. E. Consider yourself lucky to know the Edison of 1924. Steinmetz is embalming his laurels already. Between Edison Hall and the Bend. Frank was ever busy. He knows the movies and just abhors film stars. He is also said to have a directory of future South Bend belles, which is the desideratum of many Freshies. But to see him at his best, one must catch him when his fingers are running lightly over the Sorin grande: or else seat himself at Walsh ' s table for a meal and then touch off a charge a word on any subject will do it. The n Frank will discuss anything from baby incubators to the armament of the Canal. ANDREW J. SCHREYER, A. B. When still a very smalt boy, Andy toddled up to Notre Dame from his home in the Notre Dame suberb, South Bend, and entered our halls of education. That was away back in 06. Since then Dutch has been by no means a disturber of the peace. Indeed, if it had not been for the 98 ' s arid lOO ' s on his bulletin cards every other month, his presence would have scarely been noticed, he is that unassuming and studious. It would be superfluous to say that he never failed to give a good translation when called upon in Greek or Latin. Con- scientiousness is a second name for him. And lastly we must confess that not infrequently does he pay homage to the poetic Muse. STEPHAN FITZGERALD SCOLLARD Woodburn. Oregon may well be proud of Stephan Scollard. At Notre Dame Steve has always been known as a serious, hard-working stu- dent. But for some reason, he says he would rather be a banker than a lawyer. Possibly he feels thai it is easier to let the money come to him than to go after it. Steve devotes most of his time to his studies. He is not a society man, yet the ladies came near being his jinx on one occasion. — We will not go into details. Steve ' s quiet, and un- assuming disposition won for him a place al the infirmary table, where he was comp ellcd I?) to live on milk, toast and steak. We hope that life may be as easy for him in the future. 54 DANIEL R. SHOUVLIN, E. E, If it was anything pertaining to the class of ' 14. Dan was in it; for first and last, Dan was a good class man. He could always be depended upon to get the right thing when a member of a dance committee; he could always be depended upon to do the right thing for a friend. His name is closely linked with N. D. military activities, being an officer ever since the organization of the first batallion in 1910. He was also a prominent figure in the post-Military Ball indignation meeting last spring. He was chosen by his classmates to assume the cares of the business end of this Dome, but found class-work too pressing and shifted the burden. He is not over-fond of study, but we know that his level head and pleasing personality will make him successful in life. DANIEL SKELLY. LL. B. Daniel J. Skelly came to the University, leaving in Oil City, Penn- sylvania, his high school nickname, King. His former classmates surely named him well. But to us, he has been just plain Dan and sometimes Skell. Dan has shown us that it is not necessary to be an orator or a great athlete to be in the forerank in the hearts of the students. He says little for himself, but his refined manners and pleasant disposition speak for him. Then, too. his picture speaks for him; never before was McDonalds studio so popular — with the fair sex — until Dan ' s enlarged portrait adorned a prominent place in the front window. He has always been a conscientious student, both in Philosophy and in Law, and everything points to his success as a lawyer. JOSEPH F. SMITH, Ph, B. We have known Joe for four years, and always he has been the same unperturbed gentleman. Joe. His versatility is shown by his leading the St, joe Ducks. the St. Joe debating team, and occasionally Mrs. Miller ' s Ball. He is a healthy, wholesome companion, not averse to a lark, and as a friend there is none better. He comes from the same locality as Simon Ercile Twining, and partakes of Si ' s friendship as well as of his intellectuality. This is not a lampoon, else we would tell of his goings-on at St. Joe. Michigan. He has given satisfaction whenever tried, and has never been rejected in June. As an Editor of this Dome he was invaluable. GEORGE F. STRASSNER, A. B. The bearer of this name hails from the first big stop between Cleveland and Chicago- Toledo. He entered Notre Dame as a preparatory student in 1906 (giving him the long distance championship of our class), and since then he has steadily gro n. George is of a retiring disposition, which accounts for the fact, perhaps, that he is an inde- fatigable worker. His proficiency as a Latin scholar was rewarded in 1910 by the O ' Brien gold medal. His love of literature is intense. DANIEL E. SULLIVAN, LL. B. Daniels ingress into the world was far from the maddening crowd ' s ignoble strife. to say the least. His home lies among the cool, se- questered hills of Wyorring, and he is willing to plead guilty to the accusation. Dan has aliAays taken a deep interest in class matters and could always be found at the back of every progressive movement. He was one of the organizers of the Senior Lawyers ' public speaking class. Occasionally he left his books to cheer up South Bend ' s fairest, and whether with the lacjies or with his class mates his sterling qualities have always endeared him to his friends. He also won fame by presid- ing with eclat and preserving peace at his table which was constituted by a mixed lot of lawyer and four-year pie-eaters. HARRY B. TIERNEY, Ph. C. The Chief is one of the few men at the University who can carry excess weight with both grace and comfort. In fact he has become so comfortable adding the ointed adipoise that he wishes he did not have to leave school; but the call of unsolved chemical problems is upon the Broken Bow boy and there is naught else for him to do but to be out and at them. Those who know the careful, patient, and conscien- tious worker as he is, confidently expect him to be heard from in the field of scientific research. He leaves the University a brand new chifTonier, a worthy thesis on alkaloids, and his room-mate, Bunny Larkin. 56 CHARLES L. VAUGHAN, LL. B. Hear ye, hear ye. hear ye, the honorable Notre Dame Moot Courtis now in session. words taken from the hps of Baihff Charles Vaughan of Crawfordsville. Indiana. Charlie was first known to us as the brother of our immortal athlete, Pete Vaughan. but now he is known for himself. He began his course in law with us. sojourned a year at Indiana U., and like the proverbial cat. came back for the finish. He is now a sin- cere booster for Notre Dame. JOSEPH M. WALSH, E. E. To give the bare statistics of Joe ' s career would in itself make a long story. He is our only student member of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. At present Colonel of his Regiment, he is one of the pioneers of the N. D. Malitia. Back in ll and ' 12 he was secretary of our class. Joe is an editor of the Scholastic, being in charge of the Personals, and he would no more mind asking a stran ger about his business than doing a problem in Calculus. But the greatest feat of his college career was his sturdy conduct during the storm and stress of the Military Ball, ' 1 4. He is our Valedictorian. MARTIN E. WALTERS He thmiles whether there is anything to thmile about or not. This good natured Sorinite is noted for his smile. But smiling is not his only accomplishment. He has orated ever since his palmy days in Brownson. He leads Co. F. of the Regiment with all the grace and confidence of a veteran. He writes articles for the Scholaslic. and phil- osophises with the best of them, but remember, always the smile. Withal he is popular with both the students and the fair sex. JOHN WARD, LL. B. Jack claims Butte. Montana, as his home. Judging from the large Stetson and the coat of tan he wore when he arrived at Notre Dame, no one can honestly dispute his claim. On entering the University. Jack made Corby Hall his domicile, and for one long year obeyed the letter of Father Farley s law. Then he moved to Sorin. In Corby and in Sorin he has been a shining mark on the gridiron. Last fall he managed athletics for the Bookies. Despite the fact that he has been official p eace disturber—bell ringer — in Sorin, he has some friends. He has been going to the city every other night since we have known him. There ' s a reason. And she ' s pretty nice. JOSEPH P. COSTELLO, Pharmacy. Coming from Kewanna two years ago, Joe plunged into tlie wild pleasures of the city. He is a good looker, a good dancer, a good athlete, and holds several championships in wrestling, but he ' s not crazy about Phar- macy. JAMES CRILLY. Electrical Big Jim is remembered c hiefly splendid baseball playing for Bi i and for the service he has giv athletes on the training tables. [ strong arm and batting eye. he loo ' to the Varsity next year. Success. CARLOS DAMIANI. Mechanical This quiet, good looking chap holds all records for unoblrusiveness. We ' ve seen him often, but he was never in the way. He numbers many friends among the American boys as well as among his fellow Spanish-Americans. LESTER POYER. Mechanical Remember the Menominee Truck, built for service down to the last bolt. The same applies to Jake . the maker, the diminutive Corby ite. engineering luminary. and elusive halfback for the Corby Deacons. Jake ' promises to revolution- ize the auto-truck industry, and we believe he will. HARRY JONES. Mechanical Harry came to us from Vulcan, Michigan, and entered Walsh Hall in order to enjoy his usual quiet. He was sadly disappointed but lived down his disappointment by tak- ing in the Orpheum regularly and by going out for hall football. EMMETT G. KEEI ' E. Mechanical Kecfe used to win whole track meets for Raub I ligh School before he came to us. i)Ut here he confined himself to the gridiron. He played with Corby last year. He not only played on the Varsity this; he starred. As a guard, he has few superiors. I 5S CHARLES B. LAWRENCE. Electrical Here we have a short course man who is long on hall activities. He was a member of the Walsh Glee Club, a prominent per- former in the Walsh Minstrel, a member of the Follies of 1913 eleven, and a Knight of Columbus. DENNIS McCarthy. Mechanical Perhaps you would naturally look to a four man to find the holder of the getting- canned record, but you ' d look in the wrong direction. Dennie is it. Outside of that, he is a ring-leader of Spit Hall, a Brownson athlete, and a good fellow. PAUL NOWERS. Electrical Curly is a product of interhall. He played on and captained nearly every Brownson team during his stay in that hall. But finally he proved his worth to the Varsity, and for the last two years knew no superior as a guard in basketball. WILLIAM JAMES SHEA. Electrical Bill was one of the mainstays of Brown- son ' s football and baseball teams for the last two years, and of the Loyoa prep teams before he came here. He is a Knight of Columbus and a Spit Haller. JEROME C. WILDGEN. Electrical Ordinarily a man would be disqualified for coming from Hoisington. Kansas, but Wildgen rises above his native berg and compels respect by sheer force of his like- ability. He is a Knight of Columbus and a first rate fellow. LEO SGODZINSKl. Chemistry. He ' s a lot easier to get along with than his name. His friends just call him Leo. and that means a lot of people are calling him that. He likes the board in South Bend better than the 33 ' 3 cent meals, so we see very little of him. i €i::sf ■•• - . ' -• ' •. ' ' ' ' . .- ' ■• ■cu-U Junior Class History SHORN of Freshmens ' s fervid fancies we stumbled disil- lusioned and disconsolate, into the second dynasty. In Sophomore days we owned less care our saooir faire craved more fresh air (poetry unintentional but inevitable). After mature deliberation, we decided that even surpassing knowledge should not take precedence over health. By studying as of yore we might be President in premature senility. By doing otherwise we might conserve our fragile physiques and still be carnal entities in this abode of mun- dane gloom, when the Treasury De- partment isflashing a Help Wanted sign at the rear entrance. Thus did our ambitions vary inver- sely with the number and diversity of our avocations. If we register an occasional eclipse in Economics, we are an effulgent and luminous con- stellation in Mike ' s abode of gas- tronimic delights. If the profs know us less intimately, the ladies know us otherwise. Thus with visage cyn- ical, serene and superior, we weigh and condemn cosmic creation. But let us to the individual cele- brities. Bob Roach (he of the superb insouciance) hath ascended to mighty station and presides at all class seances with dignified and im- posing mien. Mark Duncan we have enveloped in th e cloaking obscurity that shrouds all vice-presidents. Charles Sheehan, mound artist and gentleman of parts, secretaries with a secretive secrecy. Jose,; Pliska, idol of football fans and sundry others, treasures our micros- copic funds with a zealousness worthy of a better cause and more collateral. The annals of our gridiron heroes scintillate with starsf ' ) of the first magnitude. Thus even in garbled metaphor are their; praises sung. Eichenlaub, the incomparable, feared from the majes- tic Hudson to Lasca ' s locality down by the Rio Grande, is num- bered among the elect. So also do we claim the peerless Pliska, the matchless Kelleher, the intrepid Finnegan and the invinceable Jones. The names of the men of ' 1 5 are writ large on All-American and All- Western selections. Forensically, we own no equals. Linehan, erst- while deserter to Freshman Law, having returned to the fold, an- nexed the Breen Medal and second place at the State oratorical. Jay Clovis Smith (indefatigable striver for miscellaneous honors) has also condescended to wear the numerals of Fifteen. Nature sought to disguise him by labelling him Smith, but he outwits the ancient Dame by prefixing the Jay Clovis, and naively admitting on all conceivable occasions that he is a great man. George Peter Schuster has also reflected the glory of his Websterian achievements upon the class. We have penetrated into all spheres of activity. In Metaphysics and Mishawaka, in Economics and Elkhart, we are justly renowned for might in word and deed. Junior Class Law History MOURNING the loss of those who had fallen by the wayside, and still imbued with that unsatiable desire to delve into the intricate problems of the law and solve them, we, faithful disciples of Blackstone, gathered in the shadow of the Dome some months past to renew once more our fervent search for knowledge. (All who wish may get off here). Tom Hearn was given the big stick. Denny Moran moved up a notch from last year and now sits gracefully in the vice-president ' s chair. Bill Mooney reports the devious happenings of our sessions. Jack Andrew exercises more than ordinary care over such sums as come into his keeping, and Harold Madden is bailiff. In our select throng we number such luminaries as Lathrop, of gridiron fame, age unknown; Mills and Kenny, who also contribute to the athletic prowess of the gold and blue; Somers, our authority on matrimony, divorce; and all diseases of the heart; Lajoie, whose dissertations upon the maxim T egaiiones el questiones dehenl esse simplices has won for him a reputation which he bears with becom- ing dignity; and But Hark! there there comes a cry Who knows the law? We pause, and the winds bring back the answer, Gargan. Mr. Matthews is ill to-day, so Mr. Stack will give us the next case. A YEAR has been ticked off on Old Father Time ' s stop watch since we made our first pubHc appearance by means of the 1913 Dome. Since then great changes have taken place and we are now full-ffedged students and one of us at least (Muckle) is beginning to talk about when we graduate. We no longer fear being laughed at by the other students for wearing back home clothes and we no longer feel like a 1904 model touring car at a 1914 Automobile show for we are students of the stj ' le books and magazine advertisements as well as careful observers of what they are wearing this year . This up-to-date dressing has also given us confidence in ourselves, and we call Eichenluab Ike , Dorais Gus, and Rockne Rock right out in public, and smile knowingly as the awed Freshmen look at us in amazement. Then to prove we are old students, Figlestahler, GaKin, McBride and some of their bunch have learned to call the waiters in Mike ' s and in the Philly (we have learned this is the college name for the Philadelphia) and the clerks in the cigar stores by their first names and order without looking at the Bill of Fare. Downey and Lacey have even gone so far as to learn the prices of the common edibles at Mike ' s and argue about their bills. Around the campus we speak of last year before the new fellows, nick-name all the priests and bro- thers and crab about the Orph eum shows and the Hill Street line; and Mattingly, Finch and a few others have learned to talk about the , girls in South Bend, giving names, addresses and streets that a yearff) ago we thought were in some other town. Last April, the twenty-sixth to be exact, we held that never-to- be-forgotten class banquet at the Mishawaka Hotel and the class showed some fine spirits. Shortly after that during commencement week, our boat crew, under the Captaincy of O ' Donnell and the noble work of the rest, carried away the gold anchors from the record hold- ing 191 5 ' s. All this was done while Harry Scott was in the President ' s chair, so this year his friend Louis Keifer was chosen in the absence of Scott to fill the vacant chair. Raymond McAdams was chosen Vice-President. Wilmer Finch was elected Secretary because of his experience in that capacity in the Indianapolis and Press Clubs, and Stubby Flynn was chosen money-getter. The position of Sergeant- at-Arms was given to Jim Foley because he always carries his night stick, McBride the journalist was elected reporter and Hugh O ' Don- nell, Athletic Manager, because of his success last year. When one stops to consider that we have these men as officers and Fitzgerald, Cook and Sharp on the gridiron, Fitz again in basket- ball and base-ball and Ray Miller on the track team, Tim Galvin on the debating team he can easily see why we feel confident of suc- cess in every department. Freshmen History Good morning merry sunshine, What thinkest thou of we? With our hay seed hair and our baby stare, Us am freshmen, so we be! The profs, the minute they lamped us, was magnanimous in the edict that we was undoubtedly an exceptionable bunch of fellows. From the very instant when we stood en- thralled by the towering arches of Science Hall, and the graceful spires of Sorin, we were on our guard, and didn ' t permit nobody to hang any- thing on us. Some fresh guy asked us if we expected to matriculate shortly, but we told him that we wasn ' t so green as to bite on no mis- pronunciation of expectorate. We knew what it meant all right, and would uve did it if we felt like it. All of us had ridden on street cars before, and knew this here Pay-as- you-enter gag was a skin game, like our folks knew we ' d run into before- hand. (Meaning that the folks knew about it ahead of time) we all climbed on and told the conductor we wasn ' t born yesterday, and after some argument, he left us get in first and then collected the nickels. A swell bunch of Janes tried to flirt with us down town, which was only natural, we being a sight better look- ing than the receding bunch of guys. One of them called Gertie was a f f f ' THE FRESHMAN CLASS regular society queen, but you bet we went up and talked to her same as if we ' d known her all our life. We must uve made a hit, because she didn ' t raise no objections. (An Irish girl named Mae fell for this here histographer the first time 1 ever saw her). You bet we got better known on shorter notice than any other precursing class. Even the other fellows admit it. More guys knew Durbin and Sholem and O ' Connell wihtin a few days after their arrival than knew the marble champ or Norton — both infamous as former Fresh- men of note. Immediately upon our arrival we began to permeate every sphere of College activity. The upper classmen, jealous of our prowess, immediately warned us against skiving and like industries, but we knew what they was up to. They was afraid that we ' d meet their lady friends in the city and thus underhandedly sought to deter us from wandering thither. It didn ' t work. We got caught and put on the delinquent list and didn ' t get to go out much after that, but we didn ' t mind, because we showed the old ones we wasn ' t fall guys. They aren ' t any one of us who hasn ' t made that d. list. We all of us, recognizing the value of a fine physique, went out for Military and all made it. Also to develop our spiritual phase, we attended Vespers every Sunday. Some of we Freshmen were lucky enough to get bids to the Shag-a-Pie and the Spit Hall fraternities — the honor societies of N. D. — before we was here a week. In football m ' ' ? J  . f t we nearly licked the ' Varsity. If it wasn ' t for the fact that wecouldn ' t carry the ball over, we would have scored a touchdown. Cofall and O ' Donnell and Bachman and five or six others nearly did it, but every time they tried to score this fellow Eichenlaub wouldn ' t let them. Eugene Daniel O ' Connell got famous oratorically in no time. More fellows went over to hear him than the old guys, and when he got to the pathetic part about the mailed fist of bossism crushing the pearly drops of life blood out of the emaciated form of child labor every fellow in the place was forced to put a handkerchiefs up to their face, and even the judges was strangely effected. Durbin ac- quired a rep as a sprinting Lothario by running from the fire station to the post office, while imploring the Saints to save him from the avenging fiend who pursued. Sholem persists in occupying the spot- light considerable. Besides barking at the moon, he gets home made hair cuts, and goes out periodically for Hebner ' s back stroke record in the pool. Van Thron joined the frat, etc., etc. We haven ' t organized yet, as a class because nobody ' s got the nerve to start. But our college career, thus suspiciously inaugurated cannot fail to land us somewhere. Confident that such will ultimately be the case, we desist, mindful of the poetic injunction: — Never mind what a paleontologist thinks, The vertebrate prof will fail! He ' s unable to prove we are missing links Cause none of us has a tail! I u )orin Directory 417 Shields Ave-. Butte, ; 56 Talcott St., Hartford, ango. Andrew John T.: Mont Blake. Richard V Conn. Bracho. Jose F . 3 Constitucion 56. Du Dgo , Mexico. Brower. Fred. B . North Madison. Ohio. Carroll. William M.; 487 Jackson St . Wood- stock. 111. Castillo. A. A. del; 118 A. Alcalde. Guadala- jara. Mexico. Cavanaugh. Frank R.; 201 Euclid St.. Salem. Ohio- Clements. Gerald S ; Highland. Owensboro. Ky. Clements. Walter L.; Springfield. Kentucky. Clifford. Twomey M,; 1811 North Delaware St.. Indianapolis. Ind. Cofall. Stanley; 1852 Ansel Rel,. Cleveland. O. Collins. Richard W.; Maryville. Mo. Curry. James A.; 67 Congress St.. Hartford, Conn. Curry. Thomas B.; 67 Congress St.. Hartford. Conn. Cusack. William J.; Creston. la. Cusick. Dwight. Crooksville. Ohio. Delana, George W.; Cortland. III. De la Cruz, Jose; Colonias 3, Guadalajara, Mexico. Derrick, Clarence J,: Oil City. Pa. Donahue. William M.; Kokomo. Ind. Dougherty. Richard R.; Wysette. Minn- Downey. Russel H.; Churubusco. Ind. Downey, Timothy E.; 21 E. Center St.. Butte. Mont- Duggan. Exlward D.; Greenwood. Ind. Dundon, John R.; Ishpeming. Mich. Durbin, Andrew T.; 82 N, Resch St., Kenton, Ohio. Eichenlaub, Raymond J.; 186 Lexington Ave.. Columbus. Ohio. Eick. Louia F.; 1003 Tenth St., Martins Ferry Ohio. Elward. Allen H.; 121 E, Haverhill St.. Law- rence, Mas?. Farrell. Simon T. ; 100 Sherman Court. Joilet. 111. Fenesy. James C. Newark Ave., Grove St., Jersey City, N. J. Feyder. Theodore N.; 910 W. Ninth St., Sioux Falls. S. D. Figlestahler. Paul A.; 314 E. Fourth St.. Chilli- cothe, Ohio. Flanagan. Simeon T.; ELast Ave.. Fairport. N Y. Franco. Carlos; North 19 Mina St . Gomez Palacio. Dgo.. Mexico. Frawley, Henry J.; 36 Washington St.. Dead- wood, S. D. Calvin. Timothy P.; Pierceton. Ind. Gargan. Joseph F. ; 36 Crosby St.. Lowell. Mass. Gibson, Lester; 817 Windsor Ave., Chicago. III. Guerra. Benjamin; 43 Allen St., San Juan. Porto Rico. Gurza. F. ; Fourth, De Londres 59. Mexico City. Mexico. Hanley. Edward L.; 1256 E. Eighty Ninth St., Cleveland. Ohio. Havlin. J. Ralph; 203 S. Strevel Ave.. Miles, Mont. Hayes. Arthur J.; Chisholm, Minn. Hurst. William H.; 530 W. 215th St.. New York. N. Y. Huryle. Ira W.; 208 W. First St., Woodstock. 111. Hynes. John F.; 203 N. Tenth St., Albia, la. Keefe. Herbert R.; 2115 Douglas St., Sioux City. la. Kelly, Raymond G. ; 430 Kinsey St. , Richmond. Ind. Kiley. Frank C; 279 Lake Ave.. Rochester. N. Y. Sorin H all Directory, — Continued Kirby. Joseph H,: 350 N. Duluth Ave. Sioux City. S. D. Kirchman, Frank J.; Wahoo, Neb. Kirchman. Rob ' t. C; Wahoo. Neb. Krcjewski. Casimir I,; 1650 W. Seventeenth St . Chicago. 111. Lacey. Hugh V.; The Dalles. Oregon. Larney. Edwin J.; 3702 S. Western Ave., Chi- cago. III. Lathrop, Ralph J.; Fenimorc, Wis. Lorigan, Daniel C; Maple Grove, Wis. McBride. Eugene R.; 1406 Penn Ave.. Pitts- burg, Pa, McBride. Frank B.: 1406 Penn Ave.. Pitts- burg. Pa. McCamic. Eldward P.; Main St.. Wellaburg. W. Va. McCarthy, Jeremiah A.; 212 Montgomery St.. Logansport, Ind. McCarthy. J. Vincent; Britt. la. McLoughlin. Thos. A.; 76 Belmont Ave., Detroit, Mich. Marcille. Gilbert G. ; 26 Locust St.. Rochester, N. Y. Massey. George J.; 606 Collins St . Joliet, 111. Munger, Harold H.; Perrysburg. Ohio Newning. H. M.; I I 18 Calhoun St.. Houston. Texas. Newning. Samuel de C; I I 18 Calhoun St,, Houston. Texas, Nowcrs, Paul; 224 Woodlawn Ave.. Topcka. O ' Donnell. James A.; 302 W. Eleventh St.. Vancouver, Washington. O ' Donnell. J. P.; 53 W. Daly St.. Butte, Mont Peil. Edward F ; 920 Main St.. Racine. Wis. Quintanilla. Ignacio: Second San Agustin 53. Mexico City, Mexico. Ranstead. Norman H. ; 327 N. Prairie Ave. , Chicago. III. Regan. Geo. J.; 6212 Harper Ave., Chicago. 111. Riley, Charles J.; Roach, James E.; 4125 N. Kedzie Ave., Chi- cago, III. Robins. James V.; Hillsboro. New Mexico. Rubio. Ramon Garcia G.; Independencia 75. Sancti Spiritus. Cuba. Rudolph. S. R.; 360 Hawthorne Ave.. Crafton Pa, Ryan. Arthur W.; 366 W. Central Ave.. Toledo. Ohio. Ryan, E. S.; 31 Douglas Ave.. Frceport. III. Ryan, Francis J.; 31 Douglas Ave.. Frceport, III. Salazar. Emilio; Consulado 59. Havana, Cuba. Schuster. George; Lancaster. Wis. Scollard, Stephen F. ; Woodburn. Oregon. Scott. John Stanley; 207 E. Fifth St.. Ellens- burg. Wash. Sholem, Jerome J. ; 207 E. Court St.. Paris. Ill Somers, Charles P.; 522 S, Fountain Ave.. Springfield. Ohio. Spillane, Arthur J.; New Bethlehem. Pa. Spillane. John O,; New Bethlehem. Pa, Stephan. Leo J.; 5432 Calumet. Chicago, III. Stevenson, M. L.; 1054 Shelby St.. Columbus, Ohio. Sullivan Jr.. Daniel E.; 1024 Twenty Fifth St.. Ogden. Utah. Sullivan, Raymond J.; McGregor. la. Walsh, Joseph M,; 326 W. Market St.. Scran- ton, Pa. Walsh. Jas, R,; Campus. III. Walter, M, Emmet; I 19 W. Seventh St.. Mt, Carmel, 111. Ward. John M.; 28 Quartz St.. Butte. Mont. Watt, John Edward; Maple Grove. Wis. Corby Hall Directory Bachman. Charles W.; 836 W. 54th St.. Chi- cago. III. Barret. Edward F, ; 776 Gerard Ave,. S. Min- neapolis, Minn, Berger. Alvan, Howe. Ind. Bergman. Alfred; I 18 W. Fifth Ave . Peru. Ind. Bergman. Arthur J.; 1 18 W. Fifth Ave.. Peru. Ind. Boyland, J. Kenneth: 107 Furnau St., Elyria. Ohio. Bosshard, R, H,; Woodstock. III. Burns. Robert. 118 Benham St. Penn Yan, N. Y. Burns. S. E... 128 E. Williams St.. Fort Wayne. Ind. Bradbury. William E.; 1210 E. Main St.. Robinson. Ill, Britten. George; 3229 W. 57th St.. Seattle. Wash. Burk. Ernest J.; Sanders St.. Indianapolis. Ind. Cahill, Jas. F; 825 Lincoln Ave,. Peru. III. C ampbell. John B.; Baxter Windsor PI.. Louis- ville, Ky. Canning, Frank R,; Perrio. Cal. Carlton. E.dward J.; 295 E. Erie Ave., Corning, N. Y. Carmody. Arthur R.; Irving Place. Shrevcport. La. Carmody. Francis M.; Irving Place, Shrevc- port. La. Collentine. Roy T.; Monroe, Wis. Cook. William J.; 211 W. Killingsworlh Ave.. Portland. Ore. Corcoran. Charles G.; 508 N. Eastern Ave,, joliet. 111. CorosBo. Alberto. Cuzco; Peru, S. A. Coitcllo. Joseph P.; Kewanna. Ind. Daley. Richard D.; 30 Franklin St.. Westfield. N. Y. Damiana, C. Bolognesi; 101 Arequipa, Peru. S. A. De Lugo. Angelo M.; Stop 13. Santurce. San Juan, Porto Rico. Downing, William P.; Decatur. 111. Doriaa. Charles E. ; Victoria Blk.. Chippewa Falls, Wis, Darwm. Oscar J,; Minocqua, Wis. Evans, Leonard D.. Ninth Madison. Oak Pk.. Des Moines. Iowa. Finch. Wilmer O.; Walden Flats. Tcrre Haute. Ind. Finnegan. Chas. T.; 521 N. Sixth St.. Boise. Idaho. Fitzgerald. Freeman C; Cosmoposis. Wash. Foley, Matt. J.; Manson. Iowa. Gloeckner. Albert A., Pomeroy. Ohio. Gray. Wilbur T.; 57 Mine St., Calumet. Mich. Grimes. Atherton K.; Clifton. Ariz. Grimes. Austin I,; Clifton, Ariz. Guedelopher, John O.; 625 S. Meridian St.. Indianapolis. Ind, Gushurst. Edward; North Gold St.. Lead. S. D. Gushurst. F. W.: N. Gold St,, Lead, S. D. Henley, J. Barry; I 10 S. Broadway. Wheeling. N. Y. Hassct. F. A.; 6035 Rhodes Ave.. Chicago. III. Haven. James D.; 1417 Calhoun St.. Fort Wayne. Ind. Httvcs. Thomas A.; 1417 Calhoun St.. Fort Wayne. Ind. Healy. Kerndt M.; 1218 Fifth Ave.. North. Fort Dodge. la. Healy. Thomas M ; 1218 Fifth Ave.. North. Fort. Dodge la. Hearn. John J.; 82 Grande Allee. Quebec. Canada. Hearn. Thomas H.; Urbana, Ohio. Hood, L. J ; 519 N. Garfield, Pocatello. Idaho, Corby Hall Directory, — Continued Hotzbaur, Joseph J.; Plymouth. Md. Huber. Andrew J.; Perryville. Mo. Jennet. C. B.; R. F. D. Streator. 111. Jones. Keith K.; 534 E. Front St.. Missoula, Mont. Kane. J. J.; 1215 Thirty-fith St.. Galveston, Tex. Kasper, Simeon. 545 Ridge Ave.. Evanston. 111. Keefe. Emmett P.; Raub. Ind. Kcifcr. Louis F.; Walden Flats. Terre Haute. Ind. Kelleher. William A.; Roseburg. Ore. Kelly. H. B.; 356 S. Wilkinson St.. Mobile. Ala. Korte. Albert A,; Franklin St.. Galena. 111. Kelly. Rudolph L.: Chillicothe. III. Kennedy, Thomas R,: Templeton, Ind. Kennedy. William A.; 1821 Kinney Ave.. Cin- cinnati. O. Kenny. J- F.; 44 Daniels Ave.. Pittsfield, Mass. King, Albert V,; 151 1 Congress St.. Chicago. King. Hollis; 602 E. 10th St.. Brokenbow. Neb. Kinsella. James F.; 1317 N. Third St.. Spring- field 111. Kirkland. Frank M.; Independence, Ore. Kuhle. Otto T.; Salem. S. D- Kuhle. Albert A.: Salem. S. D. Kreger. Dolan C. 903 N, Maple St.. Water- town. S. D. Larkin. Arthur B.; 5812 Race St.. Chicago. III. Leary, Dennis E. ; 225 S. Seventh St.. Fort Dodge. Iowa. Lucas. George M.: J. M. S. Building. South Bend. Ind. Madden. Harold D.; 221 S. Genesee St.. Ro- chester, Minn. Maher. T. Francis; 903 W. 4th St.. Marion. Ind. Mahoney. John F., Rawhies, Wyoming. Mattingly. Steven T.. 920 Cherokee Drive. Louisville. Ky. McAdams. Gerald. Penn Van. N. Y. McAdams. Raymond F. ; Penn Yan. N. Y. McCourt. Walter P.; 627 W. Market St.. Ak- ron, Ohio. McDonald. G. DeWald: 114 Sixth Ave.. La Grange. III. McDonough. Andrew L.; 124 Randpol Road. Plamfield. N. J. McDonough. Francis: 36 Fairview Ave.. North Plainfield. N. J. McGahan. Leo J.; 365 Fremont St.. Rochester. N. J. McShane, John J.; 320 5, Missouri St.. Indian- apolis, Ind. Meara. Jay; Axtell. Kansas. Meara. Edwin F. ; Axtell, Kansas. Meuser. William B.; 70 Center Place. Dubuque. Iowa. Michel, Henry N.; Marksville. Louisiana. Miefeld. Paul J,; 453 E. Clinton St.. Frankfort Md. Miller. Bernard H.; I I 16 College Ave.. Racine. Wis. Miller. Grover F.: 1116 College Ave.. Racine, Wis. Miller. Jerome J. 31 I W. Creighton Ave.. Fort Wayne, Ind. Miller, Raymond C; I02S. Sixth St.. Vincen- nes. Ind. Mooney. W. J.; 1210 Penna St.. Indianapolis. Ind. Mooney. E. V.; 1418 Franklin St., Pittsburg, Penn. Moran, Dennis S.; 820 N. Pennsylvania St.. Indianapolis. Ind. Murry. H. B.; 601 Black St.. Silver City. New Meqico. Nigro. Dominic M.; 512 Campbell St. Kansas City. Mo. O ' Connel. Eugene D.; 602 Meyer Ave.. Fori Wayne, Ind. O ' Donnell. Leo D.; 673 McKean Ave., Donora, Pa. Corby Hall, Directory — Continued Odgcn. Lyden: Lexington, III. Parrish, Anthony M.: Momence. III. Pcrrot. Samuel W.. 2122 N. Alabama St.. In- dianapolis. Ind. Petermann. Edward S.: Marksville, Luoisiana. Pliska, Joseph S.; 6528 Emerald Ave.. Chicago. III. Poyer. L. P.; 1007 Odgcn Ave.. Menominee. Mich. Raycraft. William B.; Normal. III. Reily. Edward F.; Minonk. III. Roach. Robert L.; 1510 N. Mulberry Ave.. Muscatine. Iowa. Rocknc. Knute K..; 3007 George St., Chicago. 111. Rohan. Howard J,: 1527 Gilpin Ave.. Cincin- nati. Ohio. Ryan, Edward C; 611 W. 79lh St.. Chicago. III. Sackley. K. J.; 2949 Washington Blvd.. Chi- cago. III. Schmidt. John J.; 243 Orchard St., Rochester, N. Y. Schilph. Albert C: 918 N. Sixth St.. Spring- field, III. Shannahan. George W.: 1041 N. Main St.. Lima, O. Sharp. A. J : 404 E. Fourth St., The Dalles. Oregon. Shechan. Charles A.; 15 Second St.. Taunton, Masa. Skclly. Daniel J.; 62 Pearl Ave.. Oil City. Pa. Slattery. John P. ; 4 I 4 F st Market St.. Craw- fordsvillc. Ind. Smith. Paul J.; 2024 Central Ave.. Indianap- olis. Ind. Swift. Frank E.; Shenandoah, Iowa. Ticrney. H. B.; 408 Maple St.. Broken Bow. Neb. Trudelle. Matthew E.: 803 HightSt., Chippewa Falls. Wis. Truder, Thomas V.. 1032 Seventh St.. Las Vegas. N. Mexico. Von Thron. Leonard C: Oak Harbor, Ohio. Voll, Bernard J,; 134 Hamline Ave., Zanesville. Ohio, Waage. George; 3303 Wrightwood Ave., Chi- cago, III. Walls. Grattan T.; 53 Elm Ave.. Brockton, Mass. Watters, Eximund D.; Sheridan, Montana. Welch. John A.; 1859 N. Pennsylvania St.. Indianapolis. Ind, Welch. L, J,; 1839 N. Pennsylvania St.. In- dianapolis, Ind. Welsh. Frank B.; 1514 Linwood Blvd., Kansas City, Mo. Woofter. James G-: 125 Court Ave.. Weston, W. V. Walsh Hall Directory Armstrong. Philip John. 205 S. Park Ave,. Oak Park, III Bacigalipo, Paul Cicila; 35 Bellvue Ave., Memphis. Tenn, Baujan. Harry Clifford; 202 E. 2nd St.. Bearde- town. Ill, Benoist, Theodore; Berlin Ave,, St, Louis, Mo. Benziger. Joseph Paul. 2227 Andrews Ave.. New York. N. Y. Berchem. Alfred; 708 Woodburn Ave.. Oak Park, III. Bible. Robert Goggen; Silver City. New Mex. Birder. Cecil Edward; Park River. North Da- kota. Boyle. John Thomas; Fon du Lac. Wis. Brooke, Francis Ambrose; 82 Milbourne Ave.. Detroit, Mich. Brown, George Erwin; 1004 Superior St.. Antigo, Wis. Brown, Robert Lynch; 312 N. 5th St., Wash- ington. Ind. Browne. Augustus Albert; 900 Washington St., Brownsville, Tex Browne. Robert Mathew; 900 Washington St.. Brownsville, Tex. Brya. Exlward; Tolona, III. Bush. Hardy Joseph: 73 South St.. Newark, N J, Buraschi, Jose; Casllla 1007. Lima, Peru. Byrider, George William. 10607 Cedar Ave., Cleveland. O. Canty. William Summer; 409 S. Plum St.. Muncie, Ind. Carroll. John Francis; 603 Prospect Ave., Portage, Wis. Carter. Robert Curtis: 1211 Main St., Lexing- ton. Mo. Case, William Denning; 314 S. Hamlin Ave.. Chicago. III. Casey, Gerard Henry; 8I6S. 4th Blvd.. Spring- field. III. Castillo. Corlos: 1 3 C. P. H. 18. Guatamala. C. A. Cavanaugh, Robert Pinker ton; 904 Ocean Parkway. Brooklyn, N. Y. Cleary. |-|arold James: cor. Wells and Doub- man Ave.. E!!acanBba. Mich. Cleary. Lawrence John: cor Wells and Dous- man Ave.. Lacanaba, Mich. Cook. Charles Laurens; 305 W. Macon St.. Decatur. III. Corigan. Clifford John; 846 E. 32nd St.. Chi- cago. III. Craven. Thomas Vincent; 124 S, Lopez St., New Orleans. La. Creel. Louis Jesse; P. O. Box 64. Chihuahua. Mexico. Cremer. Glynn Francis: Cashton. Wis. Dee. Samuel Allerton; 6858 Constance Ave., Chicago. III. Donnelly. Maurice Carroll; 2004 N. New Jersey St.. Indianapolis. Ind. Donahue. James Newton; Brooklyn. N. Y. Dowling. Cloyd James, 2717 Main St., Hous- ton. Tex. Eckel, Jacob Edward; 1636 W. Gensee St., Syracuse. N. Y. Farren. William Edward; 3803 Prospect Ave.. Cleveland. O. Fitzgerald. John Dean; 901 Washington St., Pckin, I II. Flaherty. Frank Franey: 106 S. Academy St.. Janevillc, Wis. Fox. Allen William: 1925 E. 89th St.. Cleve- Fritzsche. Allen William: 1985 E. 89th St.. Cleveland. O. land. O. Gaupel. Roland Joseph: I 724 Longfellow Blvd., St. Louis, Mo. Gendron. Leon Peter: No. 7 Welliston Apts,. Toledo. O. Gonzalez. Juan Garcia; 5 A. Hidalgo No. 19, Saltcllo, Mexico. Gooley. Philip Edward: 522 Ulster St.. Syra- cuse, N. Y. Grady. William; Narin Place, Newark. N. J. Grimorc, James Harrison; AuGrca, Mich. Hanlcy, William Michael; Chicago. III. Hattcn. Alvin Donald: 128 N. Pennsylvania Ave,. Webb City, Mo. Haves, James Raymond; Janesville, X ' is. Hcllert. Louis Henry, Vincennes. Ind. Hogan. James Edward. 339 N. West St.. Tip- Ion. Ind. Hubbell, Ramon Guitierrcz: 515 E. Cole Ave., Albuquerque, New Mexico. Hudson, Galvin: 255 N. Bcllevue Blvd., Mem- phis. Tenn. Hughes. Frank J.: 814 Swinton St.. Soo. Mich. Hughes. Reginald Ormond: 4710 Drexel Blvd., C hicago. III. -•%■ vf r- ¥ t v| :f Walsh Hall Directory — Continued Irwin, Clinton Francis; 523 Chicago St.. Elgin, III. Jacobs. Edward; 925 Jordon St.. Shreveport. La. iones, Harry Bernard; Vulcan, Mich, ecgan. Daniel Paul; Loda, 111 Kilev. John Jerome; 418 W. 3rd St.. Marion. Ind. Kowalski. George William; 5318 N. Central Ave,. Jefferson Park, Chicago. III. Langan, Cyril Glynn; 65th and Dodge. Omaha. Neb. Langan, Cyril Glynn; 65th and Dodge. Omaha. Neb. Lawrence, Charles Bassett; N .Main St., North Baltimore. O. Lenz. Philip George; 5932 Prairie Ave.. Chi- cago. 111. Leuty, Roy Courtney; Evansville, Tenn. Loftus. William Dunn; 809 Lexington Ave.. Lawrenceville, Ind. Lynch, Edward; care New York Hotel; Oil City. Pa. Lyons, Theodore John; 716 Pyle St., Kansas City, Kans. McDonald. William Edward; 446 Fourth St.. East. Kalispell. Mont. Mahaffey, Frederick Thomas; 622 S. Bronson St.. Marion, Ind, Malone. Louis Pierre; 2742 Scottwood Ave., Toledo. O, Martm. Robert Yann; 512 Catherine St,, Syracuse. N. Y. Matthews, James Anthony; 3 18 Third St , E st. Ashland, Wis. Mee. Edward Francis; Sterling. 111. Meers, John Scott; 704 Western Ave.. Joliet. III. Meyers. Joseph Albert; Cincinnati, O. Mills, Rupert Francis; 187 Sussex Ave., New- ark. N. J. Monoghan. Francis John; 4232 St. Lawrence Ave., Chicago, III. Mooney. Francis Gerald; 2032 E. 79th St., Cleveland, O. Murphy. Charles Joseph; 6335 Kenmore Ave.. Chicago. III. McCarthy, Charles Herman; 2652 Byrant Ave. South. Minneapolis, Minn. McCarty, John Donovan; 91 Ocean St., Lynn, Mass. McCarthy. Louis Augustine; 2214 Blaisdell Ave.. Minneapolis, Minn. McConnell, Andrew Harold; 3411 Farnam St.. Omaha, Neb. McCoy, George Nolan; 379 Maryland Ave.. Milwaukee, Wis. McDonald, John Donald; 22nd and Washing- ton, Lincoln. Neb. McGraw. John Felix; 137 Stratford Ave.. Pittsburg. Pa. McNamara. Vincent Francis; Montello, Wis. McNichols. Austin Aloysius; 3819 W. Polk. Chicago. III. McNichols, Harry Joseph; 3819 W. Polk. Chicago. 111. McQueeney, Lawrence Edward; 912 Mac St.. Portage, Wis. O ' Brien. James Christopher; 5124 Sheridan Road, Chicago, III. O ' Brien. William Robert; 633 Lincoln Ave.. St. Paul, Minn. Odem, James Francis; Sinton, Tex. O ' Donoghue, John Brennan. 2029 Washington Blvd.. Chicago, III. O ' Donnell, Thomas Raymond; Montpelier, O ' Keefe. Royal William; 809 Howard St. Detroit. Mich, O ' Neil. Howard John; 1 1 10 W. Garfield Blvd.. Chicago, III. Ording. Carl Henry; 2000 State St.. Chicago, 111. OReilly. Francis Warren; 1263 Filmore St.. Topeka. ICans. r Walsh Hall D irectory — Continued 71 Otero, Joflc: Platas, Shola 196 Bis,. Tacubaya Shaughnessy. Thomas Joseph; 4846 Forrest- ville. Ave , Chicago. Ill A D. F.. Mexico m Owens. John Raymond; No 4 Wllli.ton Apis . Sheehy, Edward St. Clair; Hyde Park Hotel. Wk Toledo. O ' ' Mm 13... L;... I _1. C U.I (J Chicago. 111. y f ■ rerkins. Walter ti-ugene; Motel Lrawtord. F MM Windsor. Ontario. Sheehy. Harry Carroll; Hyde Park Hotel; Chicago. III. Shirley. Paul Vincent; 3811 Burt St., Omaha, III Prieto. Pedro J.; Libertad 311, Chihuahua. Y Neb. Smith. Delbert Devereux; 3966 Park Ave., T ' ' ° ' ' ' - ' ■  ' l° ' St.. Boston. 1 1 Riley. G.; 508 Georgia Ave . Omaha. Neb. Mf Robinson. Glen Eugene; 542 Piperatone St.. Chicago. III. Speedel. George; Mt Penn. Berks Co.. Pa. I ■V Benton Harbor. Mich. Stack. William; 1328 Hammond Ave., Super- Vll I Rodgers. Harry Lawrence; 143 S 8th St.. ior. Wis. .yj 1 Coshocton. O- Steltz. Gustavc John; 4541 Emerald Ave Vft H Rogers. Francis C; Clear Lake. la. Chicago. III. wfc ' Russina. Henry Louis, 849 N. Hoyncs Ave.. Suarez. Francisco; Sn. Antonia F. C, Mexico vJr Chicago. 111. City, Mexico. J Ryan, Paul Joseph; 314 Locust Ave.. Johns- Sullivan, Melville Edward; I 115 Grove Ave., r town. Pa. Richmond. Va. L 1 SanPedro. Jorge Rodriguez. Consolacion del Susen. Henry Peter: Park Ridge. III. % 1 Sur. Cuba. Tschudi. Leo Louis; 2126 Cooler Ave., Dubu- j 1 Shouvlin. Daniel; 1134 High St.. Springfield. que, la. 1 1 ■ Ohio. Walsh. Thomas Joseph; 1232 Superior Ave., j n Schaub. Raymond August: 319 Sheridan Ave., Pittsburg. Pa. I Wh.ting, Ind. Wright. Alfred Edward; Orilia. Ontario. Can. a Schneider. Loe August; 300 S. Hickory St.. Young. Jack Spalding. Hampton Court, Lex- tj. Ml. Carmel. Pa. ington. Ky. Brownson Hall Directory I Ahern. William Henry; 221 Jefferson Ave, DIener, Chas. N. ; 5 1 5 Withington St., Baraboo Zll Indianapolis, Ind. Wis. r 11 Alcocer, Alfonso S-; Doherty, Patrick H ; 752 Loomis St., Chicago, i n Araujo. Leocads; Fortaleza. Brazil. III. U Beh, Carleton D.; 1104 Baldwin St, Harlan, Donovan, William J.; 114 E. Dunbar St., JM Alpina. Mich. (V m Bcncsh. Frank; Ravenna. Neb. Ducey. Walter J : 547 Paris Ave., S. E., Grand j 7 Bjoln. A. J.; 15 W. Delaware PI . Chicago. 111. Rapids. Mich. Y Blount, C. G.; 465 S. Pryor Si . Atlanta. Ga. Duffy. Drexel S.; 4411 Harrison St.. Kansas V Bogaert. Albert A.; Santa Ana Ave., Santago de Los Caballeros. R D. Citv. Mo. Duffy. Paul Vincent; 441 1 Harrison St.. Kansas Braun. R. T.; 829 W. 15th St.. Manitowoc. City. Mo. Wis. Eck. Vincent J.; 813 First Ave . Williamsport, Bohannon. L V.; E. Second St . Defiance. O. Pa. Bolt. Edwin A.; 365 Central Park. Rochester. Egan. William J.: 326 Sugattree St., Wilming- N. Y. ton, Ohio. Boylan, James P.; 300 Albany Ave., Brooklyn, Brady, John: 123 W. Kennedy St., Syracuae, French. Jasper J.; 5850 Rosalie Ct.. Chicago. 111. Finnlgan, Tom; 1710 W. Springfield Ave.. N. Y. Champaign. III. Breen, Charles M.: 291 E. Tallmadge Ave., Floyd, Maurice: 255 E. Main St . Newark. O. Akron. Ohio. Flynn, Joseph P.: 233 Tremont St . Rochester, N. Y. Bryan, Edward G.; Tolono, 111. Butler. James Dale; Avon. 111. Fritch. Louis C; 1959 Seminary Ave., Chicago, Byrnes. Robert Louis. Elkader. Iowa. III. Carmodv. Chas. M.; 723 Madison Ave.. Grand Gallagher. Patrick J.; 1 15 Hartford. St. Ashley. Rapids, Mich. Pa Carroll. Leonard M.: 3117 Flora Ave., Kansas Gallagher. William ; 1 547 S. Main St., Pocatello, Idaho. City. Mo. Carroll,Stewart:31l7 Flora Ave., Kansas City, Gieske. Paul; 812 Park Ave.. Rocklord. 111. Mo. Glynn. Thomas D.: 1500 S. Eighth St . Terre Cassidy, John: 322 E. Superior St., Ottawa, Haute. 111. III. Gomez Comacho, Francisco: Linares. N. L. Clay, Odin E.: 1503 Washington St., Houston, Mexico. lex. Graham. Raymond J.: Earlvllle. Ill Cleaver. William E.: No. Yakima. Wash. Halmes. George N.; Weeping Water. Neb. Hand, Gilbert P.; 105 Milwaukee St.. Ply- Clynes. Dennis Joseph; 1680 Purchase St., New Bedford. Mass mouth. Wis. Coker. Wallace E.: 931 No Marsalis St., Hanna. John M ; P. O. 87., Earllngton. Ky. Dallas, Tex. Hannan. Emmett D.; 502 N. 5th St., Paducah, Corcoran, J. Bernard: 353 Gibson St., Canada- Ky igua, N. Y. Crilley. Jame. A.: 117 W. 70th St , New York City. N. Y. Hannan. Robert E.: 709 Newhall St . Milwau- kee. Wis. Hardy. Russell C: 812 N. 5th St . Kansas City, Czaja, Chester J.: 2842 S 48th St , Cicero, 111. Kansas. Davis, Archibald Patrick; 204 Hudson Ave., Hartley. Basil H.; 1275 Van Buten St.. Topeka, Newark, Ohio Kansas Dawson, Duane D. ; Grant City, Mo. Haydon. Chas. J : Springfield, Ky. Henehan. Martin; Illinois St . Toledo. Ohio. Devlin. James S ; Pcnn Ave., and 45lh St, Pittsburg. Pa. Henry. William C . 922) Superior Ave., Chi- Dell Era. Joseph Louis: 200 S. 13th St.. Herrin. cago, 111 Higcfon, James H ; Philpotl, Ky. III. . « 1 Brownson Hall Directory — Continued Hilgartntr. Daniel E. H; 210 E. Garfield Blvd . Chicago, 111. Hurley, Dennis J.; Laurena, Iowa. Holslog, Frank W.; Tuscaloosa. Ala. Hurst, Gerald Hilary; 530 W. 215th St.. New York City. Kazus, Maximilian G.; 459 Amherst St.. Buf- falo, N. Y. Kimes. Chester; 215 Wyoming Ave , Billings, Mont, Kline, Clarence J.; 962 Second St.. Williams- port, Pa. Kohl, Raymond F.: 610 N. Lincoln Ave., Massillon, Ohio. Lajoie, Ernest P.; 700 Owen St., Saginaw, Mich. Lathrop, Ralph; Fenimore, Wis. Lawler, James; 310 W. 6th St., Oil City, P.. Lenihan. Elmnrett G.; Clarion. Iowa. LeRoy, Irving; 205 W. Bridge St. Streator. III. Lockard. Frank R.. 216 Avondale Ave.. Tole- do. Ohio. Loftus. Harold J.; 1226 Winnemac Ave., Chi- cago. III. Lopez. Camilo R.; 212 Lerdo Ave.. Cordoba. Vera Cruz. Lugo. Angel de; San Juan. Porto Rico. Lynch. Edward John; 113 Main St.. Oil City. Pa Lynch. James J.; 3rd St. and Myrtle. Laurens. Iowa. Macbeth. Geo. K.; 3703 W. Pine St . St Louis. Mo. McDermott. J.; Cullom. lit. McElroy. Henry Joseph; 851 Ironistan Ave. Bridgeport. Conn. McEnirv. William T.; 529 23rd St.. Rock Island. III. McErlam. Maurice John: 415 N. Taylor St.. South Bend. Ind McGinnis. Thomas; 513 Oak St.. Kalamazoo. Mich. McGrath. Joseph; R. F D No 2. Rochester. N. Y. Mcllwee. William Joseph; 1557 Vine St.. Den- ver. Colo. McKimm. Earl L.; Valporiso. Ind. McLaughlin. Thomas T.; 612 Ulster St.. Syra- cuse. N. Y. McManus. Thomas J.; 216 W. Garfield Blvd.. Chicago. 111. McQuade. Bernard J.; 7027 Hamilton Ave.. Pittsburg. Pa. Madden. Arthur J ; 835 Broadway. Toledo. Ohio. Madden. Harold F.; 835 Broadway. Toledo. Ohio. Maley. Edward M.; Yukon. Pa. Mann. Harry J.; 385 Fulton St.. Elgin. 111. Meanwell. Charles V.; 431 Hamilton St.. Ypsilanti. Mich. Medley. George E.; 1220 Frederica St.. Owens- boro. Ky. Meehan. Martin P; 1451 Belle Plaine. Ave. Chicago. Ill Miller. John Milton; 321 E. Wa.shington St.. Clinton. III. Miller. Joseph Henry; 47 Homes St.. Roches- ter. N. Y. It Brownson Hall Directory — Continued Millig.n. Peter R : 4507 Lake Ave . Chicago, III Monlghan. F. P.; 230 Hoftman Ave , Oil City. Pa Morales. Alfredo E.; Saltillo. Coah-, Mexico. Morales. Francisco S,: Linares. N- L Mexico. Moran. E. F : 620 S. Boulder Ave . Tulsa. Okla. Mottz. Peter; Wcltsville. Missouri. Muckle. Leo Augustine; Stanley. N. Y Mulcahy. Frank P.; 469 Hawley St.. Roches- ter. N. Y. Mulholland. Don S.; 102 E. Semin ary St.. Norwalk. Ohio. Murray. William J.; 202 McConaughy Ave.. Johnstown. Pa. O ' Brien. Neil; 10 N. 10th Ave.. Mt. Vernon. N, Y. O ' Brien. Norman; 558 W. Spring St.. Lima, Ohio. O ' Brien. C. V.; Edwardsport. Ind, O ' Neill. Eugene; 107 N. Victoria St.. St. Paul. Minn. Ort. Robert K . N. Main St.. Churubusco. Ind. O ' Shea. Maurice; 2800 S. Park Ave,. Chicago. 111. O ' SulIivan. Joseph; Mound City. Ind- Ovington. R. J.; 159 N. 6th St . Steubenvillc. O. Ott. Francis C: 2933 Brighton Ave, Los Angeles. Cal. Peabody. L. N.; 1260 Brush St.. Detroit. Mich Pralatowski, Fred; 253 Benton St., Rochester. N Y. Quinlan. Frank R.; 32 Central St., Milford, Mass. Regan. Bernard; 33 N. Main St . Butte. Mont. Riedmann, Emil J.; 196 Kenwood Ave,, Ro- chester, N. Y. Robinson, John Girard; 114 N. Keeler Ave., Chicago, 111. Russell. Leon T.; Mt, Morris. Mich. Scanlon. Thomas: 1 1752 Parncll Ave,, Chicago, 111, Scheid, William H,; 1017 Kalamazoo Ave,, Kalamazoo, Mich, Schmauss, John Carl; 401 N. Second St., Rocklord. 111. Scully, Vincent C. J,; Lexington Hotel, 22nd St and Michigan Blvd . Chicago. Ill Shea. William J ; 1239 Winnemac Ave. Chi- c.go. 111. Short. Maury W.; Marietta. Okla, Short. Norman P.. 1028 Loyola Ave , Chicago, 111, Singelyn. James A.; Burns Hotel, Detroit. Mich, Smith. Harry A,; 738 Broadway. Newburgh. N, Y, Smith. J C ; 128 Rugby Ave., Rochester. N. Y. Smith. Walter A.; 1513 N. 15th St., Philadel- phia. Pa. Stack. Robert A,; 1124 5th St.. Lorain. Ohio. Taffe. Frank T,; 208 Elm St.. Albany. N, Y. Thorpe. Walter T.; 6317 Union Ave,. Chicago, III. Tighe. John Forrest; 731 W, Main Cross St.. Findlay. Ohio. Tyner. R. Howard; 177 Telyea St. Canadai- gua, N. Y. Valles. Jose; Victoria No, 2 ' ,. Dwiango. Mex. Vivanco, Carlos S. ; Linares. N. L, Mexico. Vogel. Leo J.: 554 Sixth St., McKeesport. Pa. Vyzral, Sylvester; 122 E. 58th St , Chicago. III. Waring. John; I 1 Pleasant St.. Rochester. N. Y. Wasson. Lawrence A,; 2111 Jackson St,, Sioux City, la, Wathen. Nicholas; 919 Cherokee Road. Louis- ville. Ky. Weixel. F, A ; 1408 Wighlman Ave., Pitts- burgh. Pa, Wildman. Harold H,; 658 Baldwin St.. Mead- ville. Pa, Williamson. Clarence J.; 1024 S, Lincoln Ave. . Massilon. Ohio. Wittenberg. John C ; Pineville. Pa. Wolter. William J.: 404 Court St., Sturgeon Bay. Wis, Yeager. Leslie; 223 Ulster St.. Syracuse. N. Y. Yockey. Claud. Oscoda, Mich. Young. Andrew W.; 207 Clarke St , Waussau. Wis. Ziebold. Max C; Waterloo. III. Day Students Directory Berner, Leo; South Bend. Ind, Burke. John; Stillwater. Minn. Burke. William: 110 Laporte Ave.. South Bend. Ind. Cassidy. Clifford; 713 E. LaSalle St., South Bend, Ind. Clay. Amos K.; 89 E. Central Ave,. Miamis- burg, Ohio- Czarnecki. Edmund W,; 1326 Duhuam St., South Bend. Ind, Dehner, William H ; Fowler. Ind Dixon. Charles A,; Remington. Ind. Donahue. Geo. Damian; 707 E. LaSalle St., South Bend. Ind Duncan, Mark L ; 1804 S. Michigan St.. South Bend. Ind. Durrell. Louis Francis: Alpine, Texas, Dyer. Edwin R,; 1412 W. 10th St.. Oklahoma City. Okla. Eden. Clifford; Niles. Mich, Flynn. Joseph K, ; Notre Dame. Ind, Fogarty. James P.; 324 E, 6th St , Michigan City. Ind. Foley. James; Millord. Mass. Friedman, John H: 313 W. 4th St , Mishawak a Ind. Green, Allen; 609 Emerson St., Waterlown, N. Y. Cuendling. John E.: 411 S. Perry St.. South Bend. Ind Gutierrez. R.: 727 E. Colfax Ave., South Bend, Ind. Hillman. Victor; 104 N. Hill St . South Bend Ind Hiss. Frank John; 715 Cedar St.. South Bend. Ind Hogan. Frank; White Aparments. Fort Wayne, Ind. Horton. Cornelius; 333 N. Francis St.. South Bend. Ind. Huber. Robert; 713 Rex St . South Bend, Ind Hunter. Arthur B; 418 N. Lafayette St.. South Bend. Ind, Jasinski. John W.; 301 S. Chapin St.. South Bend. Ind. Keeslar. L D.; 613 Lindsey St , South Band. Ind. Kovacs. Jos. J.; 109 N. College St.. South Bend. Ind Kruszynski. P. Paul; 210 S. Cherry St., South Bend. Ind. Long. G. R.; 720 Van Buren St., South Bend. Ind. McCalTery. Bernard T.: 719 E. Minor St.. South Bend. Ind McCarthy. Dennis T.; 1112 E Market St.. Indianapolis. Ind. McGuire. James E,; Fowler, Ind, McGuire. Thomas F,: Fowler. Ind. Maher. Francis; 905 Luther Court. South Bend, Ind. Marcus, EUJward N.: 700 Brown St., LaFayettc, Ind. Martin, F.; South Bend. Ind. Day Students Directory — Continued Micisnski. John. 915 W Jefferson St . South Bend. Ind. Millea. Eugene W. 827 Marietta St.. South Bend. Ind- Milhkin. Norman; 1038 Portage Ave.. South Bend. Ind. Motts. Edward T.: 328 N. Gushing St.. South Bend. Ind. Moushey. Paul J.; 705 Cilntan Road. Moberly. Mo. Niemer. Melchoir S.: 1503 N Poland St.. South Bend. Ind Nolan. Michaeh 2460 Park Ave,. Indianapolis, Ind. Omacht. George William; 436 N, Lafayette St.. South Bend. Ind. O ' Neill. Roland; Mishawaka, Ind. Prybysz. Joseph F.. 1 124 W. Napier St.. South Bend. Ind. Rausch. Lorenzo A-; 729 Clinton St.. South Bend. Ind. Roberta. Burt; 1325 Lincoln Ave . Little Rock. Ark. Savage. Paul; 23 King St.. Ashtabula. Ohio. Singlcr. Robert J.; 528 E. Washington Ave.. South Bend. Ind. Sommerer. Edwin H.; 123 N. Francis St., South Bend. Ind. Stapleton. T Gerald. What Cheer, la. Stepler. Joseph; Highland, Wis. Tansey. Joseph A; 1 13 N. St. Peter St., South Bend. Ind Treaner. William G.; 518 N. Lafayette St., South Bend. Ind Vaughan, Charles; LaFayette, Ind. Voelkers. Jerry G.. 325 N. Taylor St.. South Bend. Ind Voelkers. John J.; 325 N. Taylor St.. South Vogt. Riichard; 1055 Portage St., South Bend. Ind. Wentland. Frank; South Bend, Ind. Worden. John L ; 928 Niles Ave., South Bend. Ind. Zit. George Nickolas; Alice St.. Mishawaka. Ind. Zgodzinski. Leo; 420 N. Allen St.. South Bend, Ind. Holy Cross Hall Directory Adriansen, Joseph W.; Depere, Wis. Baragrey, WiKord J ; 403 E Lincoln St., Marion. Ind. Becker, Michael S.. 315 S. Clark St.. New Orleans. La. Bielecki. Stanislaus J.; 1204 W. Napier St.. South Bend, Ind. Boland, Frank R.; 5 Orchard St., Andover, Maas. Beaghan, John F.; 1431 N. 3rd St.. Spring- held. III. Brown, Frank A.; Conklin. Mich. Butler. Thomas F . 808 Caswell St . Belvidere III. :%. Holy Cross Hall D. rectory — Continued B Canpian. James R-. MiUon. Wis. McNamara. William: 959 N. 41st Ave.. Chi- i Casey, William J,; Watertown. Wis. cago. III. MacCregor. Donald P: Brantlord. Ontario. Canacfa 1 M Coylc, Matthew A.; Mt. Morris. Mich. ) Itk Dolan. Patrick H: 444 W Chencty St.. Spring- ■J-JJn field. III. McDonald. James H : 173 N Chambers St . — y h Duffy. Thomas C: 510 Dexter St.. Central Galesburg. III. r It F«  . R ' McLaughlin. Joseph G : 608 Walnut Ave. S It Driscoll. John T.; 65 N. 22nd St . Portland, Syracuse. N. Y. y P Miner. Peter J : Deeshore. Pa 1 Mm Dwyer, George H.. Morret. Mo. Mulcair. Michael. 4751 Filth Ave . New York. 1 Early. Micheal i . 7bi E Davis St.. Portland. N. Y. Mf Ore Nagel. 914 W. JeSerson. Plymouth. Ind. Norckauer. M. J.: 311 E 3rd St.. Xenia. Ohio. Finneran. Francis X.; 878 W. Rich St.. Colum- bus. Ohio. OHara. Francis J: 418 E.Lincoln St.. Marion. Flynn. Charles J : 105 Park St.. Lynn. Mass. Ind. Gluerkert. Henery G; 1804 Michigan St.. Palmer. Cornelius R.: 1001 Rush St.. Chicago. South Bend. Ind. III. Coyer. Francis X ; 625 Sauble St.. Alpena. Paszek. Hilary J : 735 E Jefferson Blvd. Mich. South Bend. Ind. Hanifin. Thomas J: 119 W. Chestnut St. Quinlan. Patrick T ; 1 14 W. Union St . Athens. Akron. O Ohio Havey. William C- 440 S. Missouri St.. In- Reeber. Charles M . 3035 Baudin St . New dianapolis. Ind. Orleans. La. Healy. Thomas F.: Fedamore Co. Limerick. Remmes. Walter A : Woodland Rd . Andover. Ireland Mass. Holderith. George L . 1022 N. Courtland St.. Remmes. Frank B : Woodland Rd.. Andover. Kokomo. Ind. Mass.  Jankowski. S. A : 1710 W. Division St.. South Richards. Thomas D.: 419 Talbas St . Alpena, M Bend Ind Mich. n Kehoe. Francis L: Platteville. Wis Robinson. William S.: 918 N. lOth St.. La- III Kelly. Edward J.: 12 Ruel St. Pawtucket. Fayettc. Ind. Ml R. I. Roche. John S.: Limerick. Ireland. jkX Kinney. Emmrtt. 181 Pine St.. Detroit. Mich Rvan. Howard J.: 57 Corwin St.. Battle Creek. 61 Kline. James E.; 1115 N. Notre Dame Ave.. Mich. « South Bend. Ind Ryan. Jas. J.: 457 W. 57th St . New York. 1 Kroll. John J : 1728 Lull Place. Chicago. III. N. Y. H Kuszynski. Stanley S.. 1236 Dickson St.. Chi- Saune. J Medas: Alpena. Mich. m cago. III. Schreyer. Andrew: 831 Prairie Ave. South f Laughlin. Thomas M.: 3115 St. Paul Ave.. Bend. Ind. r U Milwaukee. Wis. Strassner. George F.: 1410 W. Bancroft St.. a Luiny. Francis X.; 1033 W. Napier St.. South Toledo. O A f Bend. Ind Strahan. Speer W : Fife Lake. Mich. t€ f Lynch. Hugh: 68 E. 8th St . Peru. Ind. Switalski. Raymond C: 816 Findlay St.. If M Lyons. William J.; 529 6th Ave. Brooklyn. Portsmouth. O. Y 1 N. Y. Thole. Joseph J.. Langford. South Dakota. ' Malarney. John M.. Hudson. Mich. Tierney. Timothy J.: Springfield. Mo. Mangan. Micheal J.; Liskelly. Patrickswell. Tomaszeski. Stanislaus H . 211 N. Studcbakcr . Ireland. St.. South Bend.. Ind Margraf. John J : Tauern B Trier. Rheinland. Walsh. John J . 546 Elton St.. Brooklyn. N. Y. Germany. Weidner. Hubert P.: Prairie View. III. St. Joseph ' s V iall Directory Bartholomew. Norman C: Bechlelsville. Pa. Harl. LouisP.: II8E. 1 5th St . Owensboro. Ky. Biggers. Clarence E.: 52 W. Alexander St.. Hayes. Francis H.: 371 Lincoln Ave., Wood- Atlanta. Ga stock. III. Beckman. Edward J ; Ottawa. O. Hansberry. James Harry. Wonowoc. WU. Irving. Ambrose: 309 Church St.. Watertown. Burns. Hugh O : 327 Willard Ave . Michigan City. Ind Wis. Boland. James: 222 Kerr St . N. Lansing. Mich. Kane. Gene: 723 Grace St . Williamsport. Pa Burke. Harold P.: 76 Fayette St.. Palmyra. Kessler. Albertus: 142 W Second St . Logan. N. Y. Ohio Curtis. Daniel C: 519 Guthrie St.. Ottawa. Lajoie. Ernest Philip: 700 Owen St.. Sagi- 111. naw. Mich. Cain. Laurence R.: 122 Atkinson St., Bellowa Miller. Raymond Thomas: 8 1 4 Washington St., Falls. Vt. Defiance. O Curran. Thomas H.: 1415 S. State St . Belvi- Malkowski. John S : 947 W. Chicago Ave.. dere. III. Chicago. 111. Conboy. John P.: 215 Cleveland Ave.. Michi Maloney. Charles Patrick: Tefft. Ind. gan City. Ind. McOsker. Edward J : 368 Prairie St . Elgin. Coyle. Arthur: Scranton. Pa. Ill Carroll. Hugh E.: 389 C St.. N. E.. Lincoln. OHara. Herman B : Tipton. Ind Ind. ODonnell. Francis: 519 Sheldon Ave.. Grand Daly. Robert E : Smithport. Pa Rapids. Mich Delph. John Francis. Fairmount. Ind. ODonnell. Hugh: 519 Sheldon Ave.. Grand F.rd. Willis J.: Wonewoc. Wis. Rapids. Mich. Farrell. Joseiih Rudolph: Macedon. N. Y. Fries. Alfred: 213 Howard St . Grand Haven. O ' Brien. C: Vincennes. Ind. Pepin. Donat: 406 E. Division St.. Ispheming, Mich. Mich. Flynn. Matthew J: 7134 Michigan Ave. Redden. William J : 415 Sixth Ave . Lewiston. Swiasvale. Pa. Idaho St. Joseph ' s Hall Directory — Continued Rogers, Edward J.; Union Center. Wis. Reynolds. John J.; Bellows Falls. Vt, Smith. Joseph F.; Cygnet, O. Sanford, James E.; 306 Prospect St.. Sandusky, Ohio. Sauter. Theo. J.; 616 N. Anderson St., Elwood, Ind. Sylvester. J. Harry; 124 State St.. Cookston. Minn. SuHivan. Marion Francis; 517 W. I 1 th St.. Anderson, Ind. Stack. Joseph W.; 1492 Center St.. Jefferson. Ohio. Tobin. Elmer C; 487 Barrett Place. Elgin. III. Weiland. Paul E.; 515 N. Columbus St,. Lan- caster. Ohio. Ward, Gilbert; 1117 Mullberry St.. Ottawa, 111. Yerns. Peter Charles; 29 Bartlett St.. Roches- ter. N. Y, ' Carroll Hall Directory Adkin . Francis Luce; 23S2 Washington Blvd.. Chicago, 111. Allgier, Clarence Joseph; 612 Fairview Ave.. Grand Rapids. Mich. Anderson, Barrett John; 1211 Sunnyside Ave.. Chicago, [II. Ansberry, Edward Clarence; Balboa, Canal Zone. Bader. Clarence Wagner; 409 Oliver St.. Whit- ing, Ind. Barry. Norman Christopher; 612 W. 44th St.. Chicago. 111. Baro, Federico; 440 Ccrro Ave.. Havana, Cuba, Baro, Francisco; 440 Ccrro Ave, Havana, Cuba BcBudry, Harold Arthur; 2001 Michigan Ave.. Chicago, III. Benitez, Fnrique; Hildago No. 109 Monterey, Mexico. Blackman, Everett Augustus: Paris, III. Blackwell. John Joseph; 926 N. Capitol St.. Indianapolis, Ind. Boyle, Froncis Thomas; Linton, Ind. Brancn, Francis William. SI7 Jackson Blvd.. Chicago. III. Brennan. Roymond Patrick; 26 Lewis St., Geneva. N. Y. Butler. Eugene John; Orphan ' s Home, Normal III. Byrnes, Francis Lincoln; 400 Westheld Ave., Elizabeth, N J. Carey. Charles Maurice; 914 State St., Kansas City, Kan Carey, Eugene Thomas; 4427 Grand Boulevard, Chicago, III. Carey, Joseph Thomas; 914 State St., Kansas City, Kan. Chemidlin. Louis Prince. 526 Holly Ave.. St. Paul, Minn. Conner, John E-dward. 886 Humbolt St., Detroit, Mich- Creel, Juan Francis; Apartado No. 64, Chic- huahua. Mexico, Cronk. Eugene Duncan; 1909 Oregon Ave.. St. Louis, Mo. Cummiskey. Frederick James; 7040 Parnell Ave., Chicago, III. Dcjan. Henry Samuel: 842 Magazine St , New Orleans. La. Carroll Hall Directory — Continued Dieter. Frederick Bernard; 182 13th St.. Mil- waukee, Wis. Dixon, Paul Goodrich; Court of Honor. Spring- field. III. Dohn, Bernard Charles; 621 State St.. St. Joseph, Mich. Dowd, John Francis; 4346 Michigan Ave., Chicago. III. Dunn. John Gordon; General Delivery, Vin- cennes, Ind. English. Harold J.: 3635 Lake Park Ave.. Chicago. III. Fecher. Martin Walter; 6223 Kimbark Ave.. Chicago, III. Fitch, Vernon Arthur; 807 N. Perry St.. Peoria. III. Fox. Kenneth Biglin; 600 W. 146th St.. New York City. Fritch, Joseph Emil; 900 S, Michigan Ave., Chicago. III. Fritz, Henry William; Lake Forest, III. Funke. Albert Edward; 602 Brush St.. Detroit. Mich. Cannon. Loren Sheffield; 209 Thornapple St., St. Clair. Mich. Gonzalez. Manuel. Hildago No. 109, Monterey, Mexico. Gonzales, Jose Maria; O ' Reilly 120 Havana., Cuba. Gonzalez. Manuel Joseph; O ' Reilly 120. Ha- vana. Cuba. Gozdowski, Paul John; 1343 Vance St.. Toledo. Ohio. Goldenberg. Harold Robert; 2653 Evergreen Ave.. Chicago, III. Haller, George Dewey 310 Ashman St.. Sault Ste. Mane. Mich. Hamilton, Garland Buskirk; Mattewan, West Va. Hebert, Gaston Arthur, 310 Central Ave., Hot Springs, Arkansas. Hebert, Walter James. 310 Central Ave,. Hot Springs. Arkansas. Heffern. William Michael. 5200 Kenmore Ave., Chicago. 111. Hoffman. George Marr; 3930 Lipan St . Den- ver, Colorado. Horn, Tyrec Rivers; Manila, P. I. Harvey, Thomas ExJward; 2821 Calumet Ave.. Chicago. 111. Kenworthy. Peter. Pawhuska, Okla. Lensing. Henry Bernard; Box 324. South Bend. Indiana. Lynch. William David; 440 W. 43rd Place, Chicago. 111. MacCarthy, Cornelius George; Fleming Build- ing. Dcs Moines, Iowa. Maguirc, Leon Percy; 5832 Washington Ave., Chicago. III. Mason, Harold Vere; Northway, Motor Mfg. Co., Detroit. Mich. Mayer, Henry, 3601 Fullerton Ave,, Chicago. 111. Meng. William Cornelius; 1931 Superior St., Toledo, Ohio. Merriman. Clifford Alphonso: 4533 Greenwood Ave., Chicago, III. Meyers. Stephen Francis: 6811 Ejnerald Ave.. Chicago, III. Moffett, Harry Theodore; 3339 Michigan Ave, Indiana Harbor. Ind. Moloney, E.dward Lawrence; 422 Main St., Cheboygan. Mich. Mo nihan. Andrew Joseph; 1013 Erving Place. Fort Wayne. Ind. Mullaley. William Joseph; 3820 W. Van Buren St., Chicago, III. Murphy, Daniel Joseph; 3702 Wallace St., Chicago, III. Morrison, Charles Welstead; 5744 Brantwood Ave., Chicago, 111. McCarren. Edward Walter; 391 5 Manheim Road, Kansas City, Mo. McConnell. Waller Jerone; Randall Hotel, Fort Wayne, Ind. McElheny, John ELarl; Hayti, Mo. McGurk. Francis Ignatius; 377 Park Place. Niles, Ohio. Mcllwee, Lawrence Anthony; 846 Gas and Electric Building, Denver, Col. McKenna, Edmond John; 4816 Wabash Ave., Chicago, 111. McMamara, Thomas Newman; Youngstown, Ohio. Mclncrney. Leo John; Faltis Market Co., Detroit. Mich. O ' Brien. Arthur Coffey; 40 Virginia Ave., Detroit, Mich. O ' Connor. Vincent Bradley; 1708 N. 8th St.. Sheboygan. Wis. Oesterle, Carl Anthony; 299 E. Boulevard, Detroit, Mich. O ' Hearne, John E,dward; 609 E. Washington St., Bloomington. III. O ' Neill. John Ronald. 107 N. Victoria Ave.. St. Paul. Minn. Phibbs, John Xavier; 35 Division St., Schenec- tady. N. Y. Reading. Almon Franklin; Hotel Ponchartrain, Detroit. Mich. Roche. Arthur Breen; 2530 Kedzie Blvd.. Chi- cago. III. Roche. Maurice Edward; 2530 Kedzie Blvd.. Chicago, 111. Rokosz. Boleslaus: 2919 W. Avers Ave., Chi- cago, III. Sallust, KarroU Thompson; Danville, Ind. Schinkoeth, Leroy; 2453 Perry St., Chicago, III. Schwartz, Albert; 300 South Market St.. Chi- cago, III. Schwartz. Paul; 300 South Market St., Chi- cago, III. Shea. John Cornelius; 328 W. South St., In- dianapolis, Ind. Smith. James Patrick; 105 E. lOth St.. Kansas City, Mo. Snyder, Clarence Vanling; 3404 Calumet Ave.. Kansas City, Mo. Stonehill, Fred Victor; Kirk Hotel. Gary. Ind. Sturdivant. William Okeson; 4718 Michigan Ave.. Chicago. 111. Sullivan. John Francis; 2834 Wabash Ave., Chicago, III. Suscn. William Hubert; Park Ridge. III. Susen. Benedict Paul. Park Ridge. III. Tyler. William Howard; Glidden. Wis. Towie, William Clark; People ' s Gas Building, Chicago. 111. Vallez. Henry Arthur; 237 N, Madison Ave., Bay City, Mich. Walter. Frederick Martin; 1 19 N. Seventh St., Mount Carmel, III. Walter, Norman Louis; 119 N. Seventh St.. Mount. Carmel. 111. Ward. Patrick James; Diversey Blvd.. Chic- cago. III. Weaver. George; Cumberland, Iowa. Wilson, David Martin; 2939 Walnut St., Chi- cago. 111. Wilson. Herbert Michael; 2939 Walnut St., Chicago, 111. Wilson, Theodore Roosevelt; Pawhuska, Okla. Williams. Solomon; 3242 Douglass Blvd., Chi- cago, III. Wittenberg, Newman John; Pinevillc. W. Va. wardsJHall Directory Allen. Willi.m. 713 S. Hermitiigc, Ave , Chi- cago, III. Ander.on. Cyril; 3204 Sheridan Road. Chicago. III. Bailey. F-dward: 205 Vine Si . Johnntown, Pa. Barry, George; 612 W 44lh Si . Chicago. Ill Barry. Jamen E-: Sherman Hotel. Chicago. III. Bearce. Herbert; 957 Oakdalc Ave,. Chicago. III. Becker. George; 3502 P St . Lincoln. Neb. Becker. John. 3502 P. St.. Lincoln. Neb. Bernoudy. Alfred; 4030 Michigan Blvd. Chi- cago. Ill Bounds. Edward C; 1012 Center St . Hamilton. Mo Burnham. Harold; 1332 Dea Moines St.. Dea Moinea. la. Cannon. Harold; Curry Hotel. Ironwood. Mich. Carleton. Leadway. 2902 Prairie Ave . Chicago. Ill Carrigan. John V.; 1445 Summerdale. Chicago. III. Carroll. Eugene; 6027 Kennmore Ave., Chi- cago, III. Ca98. Richard; 4450 Sheridan Road. Chicago, 111, Chemidltn. John; 52 Seventh Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. Chemidlin. Morgan; 52 Seventh Ave.. Brook- lyn. N. Y. Coffelt. Henry R ; 1047 Leiand Ave , Chicago, 111. Colly, Harold; 3500 Ogden Ave . Chicago. III. Connolly, Col ton C; Stock Yards Inn, Chicago, III. Cunningham, Keith; 322 Locuat St., Beloit, Wi. Davis, Rck; 4532 Indiana Ave., Chicago, III. Dicks, Beniamin, Bon 38, Lakeville. Ind. Di Lorenzo. Secondino. 1404 Collins St . Joliet III Donelan. Francis. 424 W. Fourth St.. Ottumwa, la Dorsey, James; Gilberts, III. Early. Francis. 119 Locust St.. Chicago. III. f-allon. Regis. 67 Wick Place. Youngstown. O. [■ allon. Thomas. 67 Wick Place. Youngstown O. l St. Edwards Hall Directory — Continued Fitzpatrick, John; 701 Grovener Bldg., Provi- dence. R. I. Fletcher, Emmctt B.; Tribune Company. Marion. O. Reischman. Roy; 1852 Blue Island Ave.. Chi- cago, III. Fordc. Thomas; 1631 Ester Ave.. Rogers Park. Chicago. 111. Gengler. Theodore; 5316 N. Clarke St.. Chi- cago. 111. Giorgii, Paul; 75 Jefferson St.. Gary. Ind. Hagerty, Warren; 426 S. Webster Ave., Green Bay. Wis. Hawley. Edgar; 740 E. 36th St.. Chicago. HI. Hawley. John; 740 E. 36th St.. Chicago. 111. Herrick. Carl; 2! Pembroke Arcade. Indianap- Holden. Philip; I 104 Notr e Dame Ave.. South Bend. Ind. Horton. John; 1338 Charles St.. Wilmette. 111. Horton. Philip; 1338 Charles St.. Wilmette. III. Hunter, Robert; The Lensing Hotel. Chicago. 111. Kalish. William, 1154 Blue Island Ave.. Chi- cago. III. Keenan. Hubert; Box 351, Sheridan, Wyo. Klapfer. Henry; 5305 Jackson Ave . Chicago. III. Kolb. George; 681 Concord Ave., Detroit. Mich. Landers. Walter; 645 South St,. Springfield. Mo, Landouer, Richard; 208 Winthrop Rd.. Brook- lyn. Mass. Lang, Forrest; Avon. 111. Langan. Francis; 4644 Ellis Ave.. Chicago. 111. Langawsky. George; 337 S. Leavitt St.. Chi- cago. 111. Leopold. Walter; 4502 Ellis Ave., Chicago. III. Litlis. John E.; Room 15 Cotter Block. Winni- peg, Manitoba. Linn. Stephen; 7214 Sheridan Road, Chicago. 111. Lloyd. Lester: 324 S. Euclid Ave.. Oak Park. III. Locb. Monroe; 2112 Alice Place. Chicago. III. Loker. Lauren; 5418 Ingleside Ave. Chicago. III. Martin. George; 6216 Englesid e Ave.. Chicago. 111. Martinez. Jose; Calle de Hidalgo No. 109. Monterey. N. L.. Mexico. Merrion. Eugene; 3908 W. Cornelia Ave.. Chi- cago, III. Messcrsmith, George; cor, A. and Dominicks Sts.. Chicago. III. Meyer, Aron; 4957 Prairie Ave.. Chicago. III. Miller. Lyman; Kingsholmstarg. Miller. Omar; 64 W. Randolph St.. Chicago. III. Monier. Lawrence; 5228 Jefferson Ave, Chi- cago. III. Muldoon, John; 3221 Fulton St.. Chicago. Ill Mulloy, Raymond; 328 S. Spaulding Ave., Chicago. 111. McBride. T. Mars; 4700 Broadway. Playmouth Hotel, Chicago. III. McCarthy. Theodore; 1082 Grand Ave.. Toledo, O. McDonald. Leroy; 4843 Michigan Ave , Chi- cago. III. Mclnerny. Gerald; 28 Elizabeth St., Detroit. Mich. McGrath. Arnold; 4865 Magnolia Ave., Chi- cago, III- McKinney, Truman; 271 Avery Ave . Detroit. Mich. Mc Mullen, Hubert; 1267 Eastwood Ave.. Columbus, O- NewgaM, Mitchell; 4347 Vincennes Ave,, Chi- cago, III. Nieuwiand, Arthur; R. F. D. No. I. Box 68, O ' Connell, ' Theodore W,; 1419 Congress St.. Chicago. 111. 0;Reilly. William; U. S. Slicing Machine Co.. Chicago. III. O ' Reilly. William, U. S. Slicing Machine Co.. Chicago. III. Orsborn. Lee; La Salle Hotel. Chicago. III. Outhouse. Davis; 345 ; Orleans St.. Detroit, Mich. Parker. Wesley; Popular Ridge Farm, Kerry- ville. Tcnn. Pellctier. Adrin; 5327 Prairie Ave.. Chicago. III. 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Lexington, u Jl The Orphans In the several halls of the University the students always have someone to call Father — sometimes three or four. But the Orphans have only three or four apiece in their domiciles. Hence they are the Orphans. They are a hard-working bunch and admit it them- selves, thus destroying all shadow of doubt in the matter. In fact Conway has many a time and oft come down to Old College to tell us that he had so much work to do he didn ' t know what to do. And Galvin has often admitted to us when he was rolling over for his second nap at nine a. m. that he had enough work to do to keep six men busy for a lifetime. Geiger, too, has often been so pressed by work that he had to go down the Three- 1 tracks to pick violets. This hard-working crew has no time for mischief. None of them has ever pulled off a skive during the past year — each being his own prefect plenipotentiary. They are in hard luck in every way — no pers, no delinquent list in their halls, and they went ' round here half-way fed. Make the Orphans happy by writing to them at: Morrison A. Conway Multnomah Club, Portland, Oregon Jacob R. Geiger 699 W. Hunter St.. Logan. Ohio William M. Galvin 1002 N. Border St., Cleburne, Texas OTgaijizalloBs History records nothing more beau- tiful and inspiring than the organized efforts of men and women throughout the recurring centuries to hft humanity from barbarism, vice and greed to higher levels of existence, and no fact stands out bolder from the pages of the past than the influence wielded for such good by men and women linked together in fraternal unity. The age of chivalry is not a dream of the past. 1 1 will last as long as man ' s ideals last, as long as a benign Provi- dence will watch over the destinies of humanity. Just as the so-called Dark Ages needed a splendid body of men, strong of heart and of soul, to check the lawlessness of the feudal social fabric, so society of today feels the imperious need of having in its midst a body of fear- less, clean and energetic Christian men. It is not necessary to record here that in the Knights of Colum- bus does society find this need fulfilled. The growth of the Order in the State of Indiana has kept pace with its progress elsewhere. Notre Dame, as in all great causes, has contributed its share to this upbuilding. From a humble beginning in May, 1910, Notre Dame Council has experienced a continuous growth until now it takes its place as one of the foremost Councils in the state with a membership of over two hundred college men. During the past year a class of fifty candidates was elected to membership in Notre Dame Council after one of the most successful exemplifications of the degrees ever held in northern Indiana. The proposed erection of a building to be known as Old Students ' Hall still occupies the attention of the II Council and a considerable sum has been added to that already set aside for this purpose. Banded together under the protection of Our Lady of the Golden Dome and armed with learning and virtue and zeal in the service of the fairest Queen to whom homage and fealty were ever due by beloved subjects — Mother Church — the Knights of Columbus of Notre Dame go forth each year to do valiant service in her behalf throughout the length and breadth of the land. Officers Notre Dame Council No. 1477 Knights of Columbus: Earl S. Dickens Grand Knight James E. Sanford Deputy Grand Knight Joseph F. Smith Financial Secretary Jeremiah A. McCarthy Recording Secretary WilHam J. Redden Treasurer WilHam D. Case Warden James F. Hines Chancellor Edward P. Cleary Advocate Rev. George McNamara. C. S. C Chaplain The Pam Club has survived another year and is more flourish- ing than before. For the benefit of those who do not knov us, it is enough to say we are the sophomore JournaHsts — yes, the fellows who, for just doing their duties, get paid by the newspapers of the country which have showed the rare judgment of choosing them as their reporters of the news of the world ' s greatest athletic teams. Last year we had a picnic out on the banks of the old St. Joe and gave the appearance of tramps on a holiday and later we gave a big banquet that bankrupted most of us and caused the remaining few to be broke the rest of the year — which luckily was but nine days away. This year The Pam Club elected as officers; Ceasar Mulcahy, head. McBride, side head, and Finch exchecquer, and they lived happy ever after. Members: Hugh V. Lacey; Leo. A. Muckle; Louis F. Keifer; S. Twyman Mattingly; Paul H. Savage; Russell Downey; Louis P. Harl; Clarence Jennett; Edward Beckman and John F. Hynes. 92 The livest club at Notre Dame, on their own admission, is that of the Freshman Journalists ' — the Pad and Pencil Club. The organ- ization has its social side, but it exists principally for the intellectual betterment of its members. Interestmg programs are arranged for each meeting at which papers on journalistic work are read, the work of the members criticised, and lectures from noted newspaper men are heard. During the past year the society was entertained by James Keeley, at that time editor of the Chicago Tribune and now editor of the Record-Herald, Harvey Woodruff, the noted sporting writer, Thomas A. Daley, the dialect poet. Rev. John Talbot Smith, dramatic critic of New York, Editor Fassett of the South Bend News- Times, and many other successful journalists. The Pad and Pencil Club also edited the issue of the Scholastic for May 16. The officers of the Society are: Daniel E. Hilgartner President E. J. McOsker Secretary Charles Flynn Vice-President J. J. Miller Treasurer L. Berner Reporter Professor Martin J. McCue Director and Critic Eugene A. Kane President Morrison A. Conway Recording Secretary Clarence J. Derrick Corresponding Secretary James Hogan, Peter Yerns Censors A CROUP OF SENIOR CIVIL ENGINEERS TESTING CONCRETE Indianapolis Club OFFICERS William Mooney President Louis Keifer Vice-President Wilmer Finch Secretary-Treasurer MEMBERS Ward Perrott Dennis Moran Paul Smith John Welch Lawrence Welch John Guedelhoffer Ernest Burke Twomey Clifford Dennis McCarty Michael Nolan Maurice Donnelly Francis Fox John McShane William J. Redden President Harold Munger Vice-President Raymond Eichenlaub Secretary Jacob Eckel - ' . Treasurer Professor F. W. Kervick Advisor MEMBERS William Redden ' 14 Raymond Eichenlaub 13 J. Flynn 16 A. Spillane ' 16 S. Rudolph ' b C. Krajewski 16 R. Long M6 J . Kennedy 16 R. Schaub ' 17 R. Kohl ; 1 7 R. Graham 17 C. Lopez 17 J.Otero 17 H. Munger V. Eck Kelly. .. Myer. . Eckel . . . ' 15 •15 ' 16 16 ' 16 Ording 16 M. Stevenson ' 16 R.Collins ' 17 J. Campbell ' 17 M. TrudcUe ' 17 W. Fregolle ' 17 J. Ariaga ' 17 L. Peabody 17 ' V i l r Prof. Charlemagne Koehler. Director MEMBERS Cecil Birder Twomey Clifford Charles Dorais Raymond Eichenlaub William Galvin Leon Gendron John Hynes Harold Madden Rupert Mills Charles Murphy Joseph Stack Knute Rockne Stephen Burns William Cusack Mark Duncan Joseph Flynn Joseph Gargon Kerndt Healey John Kowalski William Meuser William Mooney John Riley Joseph Smith The Notre Dame Rifle Club IN other years there was some rifle practice, but this year for the first time a club was formed. This club was organized under the rules and regulations of The National Rifle Association of America whose headquarters are at Washington. Most of the large univer- sities and colleges are represented in this association, so the local club was assured interesting competition. Great interest was shown in this new sport from the beginning as is evidenced by the fact that the club has one hundred and twenty charter members, making it one of the largest clubs in the country. The Club has competed in ten matches with other colleges, winning, eight, thus tieing for second place. — a rather remarkable showing for the first year. A number of men have won medals from the National Association for proficiency in the use of the rifle, and the three medals given by the University were taken with much higher scores than in the past, and the Hill Cup, given to the best rifle team in Indiana, was won by Notre Dame. The cup was won this year with a higher score than ever before. Officers: C. J. Derrick, Pres.; M. E. Walter, Sec ' ty. ; Sgt. G. A. Campbell, Treas. ; R. J. Sullivan, Capt.; Capt. R. R. Stogsdall, N. R. A. Judge. 9B This year the Philopatrians have moved forward with great strides: this old society, which has done such good work in past years, has even overtopped its previous efforts. This year the soci- ety, under the new direction of Mr. Earl Dickens, broke loose from the traditional king-for-a-day thing and entered the lighter field of minstrelsy. The unqualified success of the production merited a better audience than that which attended. The purpose of the society is to prepare the members for any public appearance that they may have to make in after life, and many an enjoyable evening was spent listening to the prepared pro- grams. The social season was ended by a splendid banquet given in the Red Room of the Oliver Hotel, April 5. The officers for the year were: Emmet A. Blackman, president; George D. Haller, vice-president; Joseph Carey, secretary, and Nor- man C. Barry, sergeant-at-arms. THE Brownson Literary and Debating Society of 13 and ' 14 enjoyed a full measure of success commeasurable with the splen- did record of this organization during the past eight years. This year its membership was not restricted to Brownson Hall as m the past; it became a University organization. Charles P. Somers, of Ohio, was elected president. Mr. James Lawler was consigned to the oblivion of the vice-presidency. Stewart Carroll did well as Secretary. The funds were manipulated by Leon- ard Carroll, and to date there have been no grounds for regret. Francis Ott spiritually advised the embryo orators, while Paul Duffy has succeeded in keeping the society before the public on all occasions. The debating teams were unusually strong and the society has enjoyed many fiery contests. The Brownson Holy Cross debates, this year, were up to the usual standard of excellence. Brownson won the first, by the judges ' unanimous vote, but lost the second debate by a two to one decision for the Holy Cross team. The team that represented Brownson in the out-side debates this year consisted of the following members: D. L. Duffy, L. Carroll, A. McDonnough. H. Wildman, and W. Henry. Early in September the Pie-Shagga Fraternity originated in St. Joseph ' s Hall, and soon grew to be a strong Club. When the meet- ing was called to reorganize the St. Joseph ' s Literary Society, the Pie-Shaggas were on hand in full strength and steam-rollered the elections over the candidates of the Omi Sorrity girls. The officers once elected, however, the society settled down to serious work under the censorship of Professor Edward P. Cleary. Debates, recitations, literary papers, and music made up the many enjoyable programs given by the society. Perhaps the best enter- tainment of the year was the lecture on Mixed Marriages given by the Dean of the Junk, which was delivered shortly before Christ- mas. Immediately after Christmas the popular secretary of the society moved to Brownson, and meetings were discontinued until St. Joseph ' s Day, when William Kedden distinguished himself by reciting a humorous poem. The officers for the past year: Harry Sylvestre President Marion F. Sullivan Vice-President Ernest Lajoir Secretary Peter R. Yerns Treasurer Albertus Keesler ' . Sergeant-at-Arms The Holy Cross Literary and Debating Society is the infant among the hterary societies at Notre Dame, but it may feel justly proud of the work done by its orators and debaters. The club was formed in order to give a preliminary training in public speaking, and throughout the nine years of its existence its semi-monthly meetings have been held with unfailing regularity during the scholas- tic year. The programs are always varied and interesting. The Holy Cross Literary Society has a brilliant past, but it does not need to stand on her achievements in years gone by for distinc- tion. This year Messrs. Butler, Early and Thole brought the laurels of victory to Holy Cross by defeating Brownson Hall. The contest in determining this title was undoubtedly one of the most gratifying exhibitions of preparatory debating ever heard at Notre Dame. Both sides were well trained and the victory by Holy Cross was a well deserved one. Officers:- Patrick H. Dolan, President; Frank Remmes, Vice- President; John Margraf, Secretary; Andrew Schyer, Treasurer; Frank Kehoe, C. J. Flynn. Walter Remmes; Elxecutive Committee. 102 Kentucky Club L Impelled by the feeling of love that every loyal Kentuckian bears for that great Commonwealth and encouraged by the fact that never in the history of Notre Dame were so many Kentuckians attending school, the boys from the Blue Grass State formed their Club for the purpose of sociability and hospitality, also to mutually promote the interests of Notre Dame and Kentucky, as is mentioned in the by-laws. At their first rousing, big meeting the election of officers was held in the old-time fashion amid lots of smoke, chewing tobacco and speech-making. When things cleared up it was found that Walter L. Clements was unanimously elected Colonel, J.S.Young received the honorable position of Lieut-Colonel, G. S. Clements was given the title of Revenue Collector, a note book, and a strong-box. 5. Twyman Mattingly who versifies every now and then was elected Club Poet. Charles J. Haydon, our athletic Freshman, by reason of his prowess was made Sergeant-at-Arms. After that, meetings were held weekly, and the feeds, the smoking and chewing, the dry humor of Medley, and the poems of Mattingly made the Kentucky Club in its initial year a big success. As a fitting climax to its good fellowship of 14, a banquet was held at the Hotel Mishawaka; no member drank too much Kentucky Club, the music was typical, and the toasts of farewell were superb. The Kentuckians assert that their Club will continue to be a permanent organization at Notre Dame. Blood and Wonder By way of introduction, permit me to say that there are literary societies and Hterary societies. There are also schools of philosophy and societies for the prevention of cruelty to animals — even such indescribable, indis — whatever-you-please organizations as Bull Moose parties, Ku Klux Klans and Freshman classes. But when you are casting about with an eye to awardmg a medal for unapproach- able originality, superuniqueness and utter mulitfariousness, I wish to respectfully direct your gaze toward the original and only genuine Corby Hall Blood and Wonder Society. The paramount object for which these medal winners were or- ganized is to study, develop and expound a hitherto unstudied, un- developed and unexpounded branch of American literature. Don ' t misunderstand, 1 do not mean to say that this branch of literature has been neglected. It has been profusely and earnestly read in every haymow, under every attic roof and on every riverbank in this broad land of ours. 1 need only enumerate some of the works con- sidered by the society in order to enlist your sympathy in the move- ment (the Blood and Wonders have assumed the proportions of a movement)! Young Wild West Fame and Fortune Do or Die Diamond Dick fTroubles In Camp James Boys Univ. Bulletin Buffalo Bill _ Liberty Boys Nick Carter Cosmopolitan •Unanimous choice for first honors. tj. Fleming Fcncsy. after staying up eighteen nights and after having been turned down on Jim Jane Joens. ' Tip Top. The Poison Gum Drop, or the Candy Woman ' s Revenge and Old King Brady finally received unanimous admission on this entry. 104 0(nET 106 Committee Harry Newning Arthur Carmody Louis Eich John Carroll Daniel Shouvlin John Plant Eugene Kane Emmett Walter Albert King V VV % 107 Committees COL. J. WALSH, General Chairman FINANCE Maj. F. W. Gushurst, Capt. D. Sullivan, Capt. W. C. Stack. Sgr. E. Bott. DECORATIONS Lt. Col. D. R. Shouvlin. Capt. V. Moon- ey, Capt. E. Gushurst, Lieut. H. C Baujan, Lieut. J. Costello. MUSIC Capt. M. E. Walter, Adjt. A. J. Hayes, Lieut. C. Somers. PROGRAM Lieut. L. P. Gendron, Capt. T.J. Shaug- anessy. J. U. Riley. HALL Maj. C. J. Derrick, A. J. Durbin, J. Carroll. REFRESHMENTS Capt. F. W. O ' Reilly, Capt. V. E. Hill- man. Lieut. F. Brooke. PRESS Lieut. L. Muckle, J. Hurley. lOS Si ENioenALiJ If there is one time more than another that makes a Senior feel his importance, outside of Commence- ment, it is Easter Time. Then the Senior Play and the Senior Ball come to focus the attention of all — especially her — upon the graduating class. And of these two events, the Senior Ball is the bigger. Princi- pally for her reasons. This year was the year of our Easter Dance, and in it all the dreams of our early youth were fulfilled. Following our custom of establishing precedents, the four year men and the lawyers united to make the affair greater and better than ever. Setting another precedent, we made a dinner dance of it. Nothing could have been more lovely — the splendid banquet in the Red Room of the Oliver Hotel, the tastefully decorated ball room, the pretty Eas- ter-green programs, the music of the Wheeler and Seymour Orchestra, and the convivial crowd that outdid themselves in making the evening enjoyable. The grand march was led by Harry Newning, class presi- dent of the four year men, and his sister Margaret of St. Mary ' s. Another precedent was set by the large number of St. Mary ' s girls who attended the ball. Notre Dame and St. Mary ' s are in- separably linked in name and work and purpose, and it is gratify- ing to record this partial lowering of the barriers that have hereto- fore prevented any social relations between the students of these two neighboring Catholic Colleges. Conforming to the rule of the University prohibiting the tango at college dances, no tango music was placed on the program by the committee. The evening however was enjoyed as much as if such music had been on the program. For the success of the dance we must give the praise to the Committee: Harry Newning Charles Dorias John Hearn Thomas Curry Albert King Arthur Carmody Frank Hogan Morrison Conway William Calvin Jacob Geiger ) ] The Military Department When the assembly was sounded last September some five hundred recruits fell into line. A regiment consisting of two batallions of four and three com- panies respectively was at once formed. As a num- ber of the men had drilled during the previous years, it was possible to make the instruction more varied than in the past, and considerable time was given to extended order drill and battle exercise, in which the men have become so proficient as to feel them- selves confident to go to the front at a moment ' s notice. One of the notable features of the organiza- tion is the weekly dress parade held each Pridaj ' . The soldiery appearance presented by the companies in this exercise is the admiration of all spectators. Among the notable military events of the year was the Military Ball, the presentation of the Sword CAPT. STOGSDALL of General Meagher and the Inspection of the Regi- ment on President ' s Day by the Rev. President and other officials of the University. A special Company has been organized by Sear- geant Campbell and they have given several exhibitions in Cales- thenics. Besides the Regiment two auxiliary companies have been formed from the smaller boys in Carroll Hall and the Min- ims. These youngsters have reached a degree of proficiency that is marvelous considering their tender years. Prizes, consisting ot a tro- phy for the best drilled Com- pany and several medals for the most proficient privates, are offered by the University. There has been much interest shown in these prizes and the competition promises to be more than interesting. The Carroll Hall Companies will also be given a week of Camp life at Lawton, Michigan, where they will be initiated into the intimate duties of the soldier. .slrgeantcampbell THE REGIMENT The Band is deserving of special mention for it is largely due to their excellent music that the Military organization makes such a striking impression on all exhibitions. Professor Derrick has certainly developed a band of which the University can be proud. Drill this year has been most business-like, as is well evidenced by the high efficiency that the Regiment has attained. Captain Stogs- dall and Sergeant Campbell are the ones deserving credit for this showing, and are also to be congratulated on the skillful manner in 1 which they have arranged the instruction; presenting new phases of ilitary tactics as they did each day so that interest could not lag. he War department would have to go far and search long before they would be able to assign us more persistent, capable and popular instructors. Notre Dame can well be proud of her Military Department for it is unsurpassed by any similar organization in America. % Commissioned Officers Top Row: — Carlos Damiani, Lieutenant Co. B; Edwin Bott, Lieutenant Co. F; George Schuster, Lieutenant Co. A; Loe Vogel. Lieutenant Co. G. Second Row: -O ' Donoghue. Lieutenant. Co. E: Joseph Costello. Lieutenant. Co. E; Robert Burns, Lieutenant Co. D; Fred Brower. Lieutenant Co. A; Charles Sommers. Lieutenant Co. F; Leon Gcndron, Lieutenant Co. C; Austin McNichols. Lieutenant Co. G. Bottom Row: Vincent Mooney, Captain. The Possums: Frank O ' Reilly. Captain Co. E: Daniel Sullivan, Captain Co. A; Edward Gushurst. Captain Co. B; Emmet Walter. Captain Co. F; Amos Clay. Captain Co. G; Bernard McQuade, Captain Co. D. FIELD AND STAFF OFFICERS Bottom Row: — Clarence Derrick. Major; Joseph Walsh, Colonel; Daniel Shouvlin. Lieutenant Colonel; Fredrick Gushurst, Major. Upper Row: — Raymond Sullivan, Batallion Adjutant, First Batallion; Arthur Hayes, Regimental Adjutant; Victor Hillman, Commisary Officer; Donat Pepin, Batallion Adjutant. Second Batallion, i THE MILITARY BAND THE INTER-COLI.EGlATi; RIFLE TEAM AND OFFICERS  116 lfll:f!-i« (.UMPAN A COMPANY B COMPANY C COMPANY D COMPANY E r ' ? y ; ' - - j COMPANY F f: Dramatics After a successful performance, the performers are congratulated and praised by their friends and by the press, but it is seldom that their instructor gets the praise that is his due. At Notre Dame, the dramatic coach and director of public speaking is the same — Professor Charlemagne Koehler. His excellent work is seen not only in the many plays, sketches and minstrels put on during the year but also in the polished delivery of our victorious debating teams and successful orators. Prof. Koehler is particularly fitted for his work by his long experience on the stage with such stars as Booth, Barrett and Madame Modjeska. He has been entirely successful in his work at Notre Dame. May his success never deminish. Dramatics at Notre Dame for the past four years have been more than interesting on account of the ability of the leading lady — Cecil Birder. His presence saved many an ordinary production from mediocrity; and when supported by a good company he made an actress worthy of the legitimate stage. When playing a feminine role, he throws himself into the part. Every step, ever twitch of the hand, every shake of the head is girlish, and his voice makes the deception complete. May his success in life be as great as his work on the Notre Dame boards. CHARLEMAGNE KOEHLER L-Lt IL UIKULK. NOTRE DAME ' S ALL-TIML LLAUING LAUV Ih As You Like It To say that the performance of As You Like It, given in Wash- gton Hall, on President ' s day, marked the height of perfection of niversity dramatics would be but to voice the sentiments of the irge crowd that witnessed the play. It was a triumph both for the Dramatic Club and for Professor Koehler. All the characters were line-perfect and they spoke the difficult Shakespearean hnes with more ease and clearness than many pro- fessionals. Only weeks of hard and consistent training could have produced such results. Magnificent scenery and superb lighting effects, especially in the Forest of Arden scene, added much to the richness of the production. The witty and impassioned Rosalind of Cecil Birder was a dra- matic treat that added much to his reputation as a female imper- sonator. His rendition of the song When Daisies Pied and Violets Blue was both pleasing and artistic. Joseph Stack as the love- devoted Orlando was a decided success. His clear voice combined with a natural versatility created a lasting impression. Leon Gend- ron carried the role of the humorous Touchstone with ease and grace. The dignified and banished ' Duke of Rupert Mills was a source of much admiration and enjoyment. William Meuser as the melan- choly Jacques lost none of the richness of the Shakespearean lines. Others deserving of mention were Joseph Flynn as the friendship- devoted Celia, the well-read Oliver of William Calvin, John Hynes as the duty-devoted Adam, and the humorous William of Raymond Eichenlaub. The splendid presentation was due in no small part to the un- tiring coaching of Professor Koehler. His own great experience in Shakespearean repertoire was evident in every detail. CAST OF CHARACTERS The Duke - Rupert F. Mills Duke Frederick Joseph P. Smith Amiens James D. Hayes Jacques William Meuser Le Beau Mark F. Duncan Oliver William M. Calvin Orlando ; Joseph Stack Adam John F. Hynes Charles Joseph Gargan William Raymond J. Eichenlaub Touchstone Leon P. Gendron Sylvius Kerndt Healy Corin John Riley Rosalind Cecil Birder Celia Joseph P. Flynn Phoebe Charles J. Murphy Audrey George Kowalski Lords and Attendants J Gold and Blue Serenaders FIRST PART Presenting the original idea, The Garden of Mirth and Melody, and introducing the following exponents of present-day minstrelsy: Comedians: James P. Smith. Francis W. Branen, Saul Williams and Law- ence Mcllwee. Vocalists: Barrett J. Anderson, Norman C. Barry, Clarence W. Bader, Everett A. Blackman, John J. Blackwell, Francis T. Boyle, Charles M. Carey, Joseph T. Carey, Henry S. Dejan, Paul G. Dixon, Kenneth B. Fox. Manuel Gonzalez. George D. Haller, Leon P. Maguire, Harold V. Mason. Walton J. McConnell. Thomas N. McNamara. Vincent B. O Connor. Carl A. Oesterel. Almon F. Reading, Arthur B. Roche, William H. Susen, Benj. B. Susen, Nor- man L. Walter. Newman J. Wittenberg. INTERLOCUTOR— EVERETT A. BLACKMAN OLIO THE THREE BLACKBIRDS More Music than Harmony ' Fox, Williams and Branen When the Maple Leaves are Falling Dolly Anderson THE METEOR TRIO Introducing A Novelty Acrobatic Exhibition Emil J. Fritch, Louis P. Chemidlin and Cornelius G. McCarthy PICKLES FOR TWO An Argument in the German with plenty of action supplied by Vincent B. O ' - Connor and Barrett J. Anderson When Ireland s Dream Comes True Leon P. Maguire FINALE Uncle Sam Vincent B. O ' Connor Drummer Clarence J. Allgier Dixie Days I Love the Whole United States What ' s Next ) Ni It wouldn ' t be Easter Monday without the Senior Play. So the Beniors, although they were late in getting started, put on the farce- jcomedy, What ' s Next. The play is not overcrowded with com- plications and the actors had to make up in characterization what the piece lacked in situations in order to maintain the interest of their audience. This they did with marked success. Cecil Birder, in the part of Polly Poke, the pert but charming country lass, was undoubtedly at his best, and he confirmed his reputation as being the best player of feminine roles seen at Notre Dame during our time. Of the men, John Hynes, as Phineas Poke, member of the deestrek scheule board, and Rupert Mills, in the double portrayal of Archibald and Willy Nilly, were far and away the best. These boys were lost entirely in their parts and evidenced ability worthy of professional boards. Others in the cast who were above the average of college actors were: William Mooney as Mrs. Madder, Harold Madden as the widow, Kerndt Healy as the lover-seeking maiden lady, Raymond Eichenlaub as the exponent of the nickel novel. The first act was laid in a country school room and the cast took occasion to run in a semi-vaudeville of their own creation. It was undoubtedly the brightest spot in the entire performance with Rupe Mills, Raymond Eichenlaub, Bill Cusack, Knute Rockne, Joseph Smith, and William Fox providing the merriment. CAST OF CHARACTERS Polly Poke Cecil Birder Rose Madder William Mooney Gertie Gush _ Kerndt Healy Mrs. Wallace ? Harold Madden Dr. Charles Chintzer Twomey Clifford Phineas Poke John Hynes Zeph Somers Raymond Eichenlaub Timothy Trenwith ■ William Galvin Willy Nilly Rupert Mills Samantha Scroggs William Cusack Pearly Kenith Rockne Eli Perkins Joseph Smith Thornton Nut William F. Fox Nut Thornton Ralph Havland MI Troubles in Camp T is Father Sorin ' s Centenary. The Seniors ask for a rec day. Taking advantage of the golden opportunity, the local playwright j perpetrates Troubles in Camp. Troubles in Camp, is a medley of canvas, air guns, tin pans, in- explicable reformations and terrible threats of potential complica- tions. But the initial scene. Ah yes! the opener. Bleak vista of aged boards liberally interspersed with two rheumatic canvas trees. Bushel basket in foreground filled with junk, ostensibly camping supplies. Enter attenuated youth who falls over bushel basket. At this juncture you are supposed to laugh. Unable to disguise your real emotion you weep. Enter others. Argument. Threats. Some more of same. Fight averted after principals have removed coats. Exit principal, minus coat, villain comes in, and unmindful of the attentive stare of seven of cast, rummages through coat and extracts wallet. Misplaced blame. So original! So unique!! So recherche!!! Have you got muh monee ? queries ruined hero. Others no have got. Business of shrieking Search me ' and Same here. Business of searching. Author smiles. Auditors sob aloud. Villain sneers, sarcasts and villainates. Flourishes revoler. Then (he gun pla ). Principals, sub-principals and bystanders each shoot tin air gun eighty-three times. Business of remarking I guess that ' s not so bad. Others guess otherwise. Spectators troubled with insomnia fidget. Others snore. Villain inveigled into shooting. Hero waits. Heap much bang, bang. Wrests gun from villain. Oh sickly sighs, oh salty sobs, oh sordid, saline sorrow! Are we ruined? Nuh! Our uncle owns this place, and you just wait and see if he doesn ' t put the run on youse fellows. Villain released. Somebody mentions the air gun and they go at it again. Nine hundred and twenty-seven pings! followed by same number of remarks 1 guess that ' s not so bad! Considering what they did last time, audience concurs. Talk. No can find wallet. Talk again. Did we search the villain? More talk. Orchestra begins to sneak, leaving five of number unconscious. Then villain comes in, sidles over to principal and reforms. Much regret expressed that he should do so before having killed playwright. Do we shake hands all around? Yea bo! Manual extremeties flap for eight minutes. Guy who has ref erred to Bob Martin — Substi- tute Halfback, only fourteen times, gets his cue and runs in the good work again. Curtain drops. Carry out dead while orchestra discourses strains of popular intermezzo When Father Works that Racket Even Fido Gets the Blues. Survivors straggle forth, collect necessary implements and wait for lights to go out. The startling Gunstock dramatic success (phenomenal run of five hours and sixteen minutes in Washington Hall) Troubles in Camp has struggled to an apathetic end. The Seniors will never ask for another rec day. 128 Breen Oratorical At the beginning of the present year it appeared that orators and debaters might be scarcer than usual, with one or two exceptions. Our ablest forensic champions of the preceding year had graduated. Nevertheless the Breen Medal Oratorical Contest brought out ten candidates with well written orations and good deliveries. Half of this number were eliminated in the preliminaries. In the final contest held on December 13, Emmet Lenihan was awarded first place, which carried with it the Breen Medal and the right to represent the University in the State Oratorical Contest. Mr. Lenihan ' s oration, The Living Wage, was excellently written and over- reached the usual oration on that subject and his delivery especially was polished and effective. Walter L. Clements with The Need Of Our Times as his subject tied for second place with J. Clovis Smith, who spoke on The Christian Ideal Of Marriage. The State Contest was held in Tomlinson Hall, Indianapolis, on February twenty-seventh. Mr. Lenihan made a splendid fight for first honors. He received first place on manuscript, but Butler College excelled in delivery and our representative had to be content with second place. Peace Contest In a clear logical oration entitled The Economic Futility of War John F. Hynes won the right to represent Notre Dame this year in the Peace Oratorical Contest between the colleges of Indiana. The inter-collegiate contest was held at Val- paraiso. But Mr. Hynes, owing to the fortunes of war, failed to place. The representative of Earlham received first prize. I Debating 1913 Another bright page was added to Notre Dame debating history on May 15, when both Varsity teams won in the triangular debating league. The Indiana-Wabash-Notre Dame league is but two years ' old, but four debates have been held and Notre Dame has not lost a one. Our negative team on the question, Resolved, That Indiana should grant the suffrage to women, composed of Emmett Lenihan, James Stack and Peter Meersman, met and defeated Wabash College at Crawfordsville. On the same evening, the affirmative team, com- posed of William Milroy, Clovis Smith and Simon Twining, defeated the Indiana University trio in Washington Hall. After the Triangular debates, a Notre Dame team composed of William Milroy, Peter Meersman and Simon Twining met St. Via- tor ' s in Washington Hall. This debate was lost by a one to two decision. It was the second defeat ever sustained by Notre Dame in debate. kVi Debating 1914 At the approach of the annual debating season much interest was manifested at Notre Dame in our prospects for the coming season and in what subject would be chosen for the usual triangular debate. Each college submitted a different subject. So the selection of the question of debate was left to President Van Hise of Wisconsin University, who chose the subject submitted by Notre Dame: Re- solved that the Initiative and Referendum should be adopted by the State of Indiana. Our number of aspirants for the team this year was even greater than appeared in the first preliminaries last year. So the contests were spirited, and the Sorin Hall law room was frequently filled with interested auditors who came to hear the young orators ' discussion of politics and legislation. Of the eight speakers who made the finals, six were chosen to represent the Varsity and the remaining two were left for alternatives. Timothy Galvin won the first prize of twenty dollars; Emmett Lenihan the second; and Clovis Smith the third. Eugene Daniel O ' Connell received fourth place; George Shuster fifth; and Frederick Gushurst sixth. The alternates were Emmett Walter and William Galvin. 131 f iLOtCE SCHUSTCP, hkED l;ilHUt ' bT The Affirmative team, composed of Timothy Galvin, Clovis Smith and Eugene O ' Connell, meets Wabash in Washington Hal in the Triangular League, and St. V iators at Kankakee in the Dual Debate. The Negative trio, Emmett Lenihan, Fred Gushurst, and George Schuster, meets Indiana University at Bloomington and St. Viators at Notre Dame. -4 132 BROWNSON LITERARY NEGATIVE TEAM BH HI HH B ' 1 ■ — H H H Pi fc ; H k l li ' « 1 tr i H ■r V | K.- - I L M l H KtLy k K H H Ifl BROWNSON LITERARY AFFIRMATIVE TEAM 133 The Church Even the casual visitor at Notre Dame finds that there is something that marks the University apart and above the state universities. And when he looks for the cause he traces it to the Church. Undoubtedly one of the most serious problems of the times is that of providing at least a rudimentary religious education for the young. The world does not need new theories or more laws or more inven- tions to settle its internal defects and international difficulties and labor pro- blems — it needs more religion. Notre Dame is providing its students with that religious training so necessary to a good ethical life. The church is so entwined in our lives that it has become a part of us; we can not forget that we are Catholics at Notre Dame. The public religious celebrations are always beautiful and long to be remembered. The Corpus Christi proces- sions, the Tenebrae in Holy Week, the blessing of the crops and all the sublime exercises to be found in the ritual of the Church are carried out in detail. They can not but inspire a love of relig- ion. And to the non- Catholic they are always magnificent and interest- ing. The students at Notre Dame are further fortunate in having the opportunity to hear so many good sermons from the lips of the learned members of the Order as well as of noted visiting clergy. The Notre Dame Scholastic has always enjoyed a high standing among college literary papers, and this year the number of favorable comments received upon it was greater than ever before. Although the college weekly lost many of its best writers by graduation last June, the remaining few determined to make up in work what they lacked in native ability, and letters from all parts of the country commending their efforts proves the success with which they met. Under the new editorship of Rev. Father Thomas Burke the small board of student editors worked together for a better student pub- lication. The work of each and every member of the staff was praise- worthy, but the general excellence of the short stories of Hugh V. Lacey and of Arthur Hayes merits special mention. These two young writers have written a number of clever and refreshing pieces of fiction for the Scholastic which could have easily found buyers in the magazine world. The verse of Walter Clements and the edi- torials of George Schuster and Timothy Galvin were also above the average production for student publication. Credit or blame for the Safety Valve is difficult to place, for no one can be found who will acknowledge the authorship of its lam- poons. But we are safe in tracing most of its jokes to the witty Faculty Editor. By his gentle thrusts he has pointed out to many Freshmen wherein they were boobs and thus has done a great work of reform. He has entered a broad field. We wish him further success in the work. The staff for the year 1913-14 was: William M. Galvin Ph. B. ' 14 Joseph M. Walsh E. E. ' 14 Walter L. Clements A. B. ' 14 Arthur J. Hayes Ph. B. ' 1 3 J. Clovis Smith Ph. B. ■ 1 5 George P. Schuster A. B. ' 15 Mark Duncan Ph. B. ' I 5 Hugh V. Lacey Ph. B. ' 1 6 Timothy P. Galvin Ph. B. ' 1 6 (rml® Editor-in-Chief William M. Galvin, Ph. B Cleburne, Texas. Associate Editors Walter L. Clements Springfield, Kentucky. Morrison A. Conway Portland, Oregon. Business Manager William P. Downing Decatur, Illinois. Assistant Business Managers John J. Hearn Quebec, Canada. Frank M. Hogan Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Art Editor Jacob R. Geiger Logan. Ohio. Assistant Art Editor William J. Redden Lewistown, Idaho. Department Editors Charles E. Dorais Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. Ira W. Hurley Woodstock. Illinois. John F. Hynes Albia, Iowa. Harry M. Newning Houston, Texas. Knute K. Rockne Chicago, Illinois. Joseph F. Smith Cygnet, Ohio. A buto Rev. P. J. Carroll. C. S. C. Rev. John Cavanaugh. C. S. C. Brother Alphonsus, C. S. C. Charles Rynn Charles Finegan Samuel Newning John Hood Cecil Birder James Curry Francis Mulcahy Simeon Flannagan Daniel Skelly Francis Canning Arthur Hayes Gerald Clements Thomas Hearn Louis Keifer Harold Burke Fred Williams Bernard Lange William Henry Jaques Menetrier -4 Art at Notre Dame Many great and learned men have painted the glories of Notre Dame in poetry and in prose. It is for some future artist to portray her beauties on canvas. Notre Dame contains the setting for innumerable masterpieces, for the natural beauty of the surroundings would be hard to equal. The lakes at evening mirroring the graceful towers of the University, the walks canopied with arching maples, the widely-famed Indiana sunsets — all form pictures that etch themselves indellibly into the memories of Notre Dame men. But nature is not unadorned at the University. Gregori gave his life to beautifying the Chapel and the Main Building. The mural dec- orations in the Church and the Columbian series of frescoes in the main corridor of the Administration Building are world-famed, but few know that his picture of Columbus presenting natives was copied by the United States Government for the ten-cent postage stamp of the Columbian issue. In the art gallery there are pictures by many of the greatest artists of all time. The Crucifixion by Van Dyck, paintings by Rembrant and Corregio, and the Nativ- ity of Gregori, which is considered by many his masterpeice, are but a few of the art treasures of the University. With such natural surroundings and such great works to in- spire the student, native ability in art can not fail to make itrelf evident. Hence it is that Professor Warden, the art instructor, finds a great number of students from all courses in his studio and sketch- ing classes. 144 Orchestra Top Row — Moran. Downing, H. Ryan, Derrick, Steiner, Miller, Tyner. Norckauer, Ranstead. Bottom Row — Quintenella. Carmody, Weiland. J. Ryan, Kuzinski. Remmes, Weidner, Burns. First Violin: — F. Remmes, J. Ryan, A. Carmody, P. Weiland, Rev. Fr. Just, Second Violin: — S. Kuszynski, A. Voll, George Kowalski. Cello: — H. Weidner. Bass: — M. Norckauer. Flutes: — D. Moran, K. Rockne. Clarinets; — S. Carroll, H. Tyner. Cor- nets: — T. Steiner, J. Miller. Trombone: — N. Ranstead. Horns: — W. P. Downing, H. Ryan. Piano: — S. Burns. Drums: — I. Quin- tenella. The Notre Dame Vested Choir Director Charles J. Flynn Organist Maurice Norckauer Asst. Organist Spear Strahan First Tenor Francis Remmes. George Holderith Second Tenor ,- Thomas Duffy. Walter Remmes First Bass Patrick Quinlan, Howard Ryan Second Bass Hubert Weidner, Edward Kelly. David McGregor Andrew Schreyer BWKTBII FOOTBALL BASEBALL BASKETBALL TRACK INTER-HALL ETC. The Coach COACH JESSE HARPER The past year has seen an entire, revolution in the conduct of athletics at Notre Dame. The student nnan- ager is abolished; Freshmen are ' barred from the ' Varsity teams and have organized teams of their own; and we have one coach for all the ' Varsity sports. The man upon whom the duties of all-round coach, manager and trainer rest is Jesse C. Harper. Harper ' s college career was a brilliant one. At the University of Chicago, he made halfback on the Maroon eleven in his Freshman year and was a member of the famous Western Champions of ' 06. The following year he caught on the ' Varsity nine, was elected captain in his Junior year, and showed his versatility by playing his last year at Chicago in the outfield. Leaving Chicago, he coached Alma College and afterwards Wabash. But we need not look to his past to eulogize him. During his one short year at Notre Dame he has arranged three of the best schedules ever attempted by Gold and Blue teams. In football, for the first time in history. Army, South Dakota, and Texas were met, and now Yale, Carlisle and Syracuse are lined up for next year. In basket- ball the East was invaded for the first time since ' 08, while in base- ball Princeton was taken on in the East and athletic relations re- sumed with Michigan and Wisconsin in the West. On the gridiron and court, on the track and diamond, his teams have always made a gratifying showing, but perhaps the one thing that endears Coach Harper to the Notre Dame man more than anything else is the Championship eleven he coached last fall. In appraising the work of any team, the coach, the manager, and the trainer come in for a generous share of the credit. And when we remember that Coach Harper is coach, trainer and manager we see that it is difficult to overestimate his value to the teams. With a brain for new plays and a knack for maintaining harmony in his teams, with an Irish- man ' s fight and a gentleman ' s honor, he is a gold mine for Notre Dame. May his success be ever greater. V i 147 Monogram Men BASEBALL George Regan ' 10, ' 11, ' 12, ' 13 James Foley ' 10 Simon Farrell ' 11. ' 12. 13 Herbert Kelly ' 12. ' 13 Joseph Kenny ' 12, ' 13 Henry Berger 12,13 Wilbur Gray ' 12. ' 13 Harry Newning ,. ' 13 Charles Sheehan 13 Arthur Carmody 13 Edward Duggan ' 13 Rupert Mills ' 13 BASKETBALL James Cahill ' 12. ' 13, ' 14 Paul Nowers ' 12. ' 13. ' 14 William Kollcher ' 12. ' 13. 14 Joseph Kenny 12. 15. 14 Charles Finegan ' 13. 14 Rupet Mills ' 13. ' 14 Fremont Fitzgerald ' 14 Alfred Bergmann ' 14 FOOTBALL Charles Dorais 10. Knute Rockne ' 10, Raymond Eichenlaub. Keith Jones William Kelleher Joseph Pliska Henry Berger Alfred Bergmann Fremont Fitzgerald ' 12 Charles Finegan ' 12 Fred Gushurst ' 12 Ralph Lathrop ' 12 Albert King Francis Keefe Allan Elward Arthur Larkin Edward Duggan 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 ' 13 TRACK Knute Rockne ' 11. ' 12. 13 John Plant II. ' 12. , ' 13 Alfred Bergman ' I I . ' 1 2 Cecil Birder ' I2. ' ' 13 Martin Henehan ' 12. ' 13 Raymond Eichanlaub 13 f v-} ■ V IV -- v ' Tr- oia s(3)vj( ' (yi( (0j Football (APT ROCKNE (The Notre Dame Football Team of 1913 was a Haley ' s comet to the world of sport. No one who saw it will ever forget it. Newspapers and magazines have devoted cartoons, headlines and columns of eulogy to it in an effort to do it justice. But the best is yet to be said — best, because of the fitness of Mr. Dorais to speak on the subject. Mr. Dorais, in his appraisal, how- ever, left out one of the great factors in the success of the team, which factor was Mr. Dorais. Any mention of him here has been inserted by the Editor.) My subject is too comprehensive for thorough treatment in the allotted space, but I have tried to make this short review interesting by approaching the subject from a new angle. All due praise and honor have been accorded our men by Eastern, Wester, Southern and local experts. All have joined in acclaiming Notre Dame ' s 1913 eleven as one of the two or three best teams in the country. And, indeed, this praise is not too high. For consider the season it weath- ered with such success. All but one of the important tilts took place on foreign fields. From West Point to Austin, Texas. sug- gests the strenuousness of the trips that made it almost impossible to keep in that perfect condition that is so essential to the best foot- ball. Nevertheless, the team always came back with colors flying. But already 1 am digressing. The stories from the Army camp and the Longhorn corral, from Cartier Field and abroad, you know. It is my purpose to sum up the causes which produced the wonder- ful machine of which otTiers have written. I place in order of importance the requisites which I consider necessary to a perfect football team. Of course, a team needs first of all, players: upon their skill and sincerity success depends. When I add to the qualities mentioned, experience and that indefinable something known as football instinct, which prompts a player to be always at the right place at the right time and do the right thing when the action of the game is so fast that he has no time for thought, 1 have nothing more to ask. If football were merely a question of brawn and speed, our team would have done little against the oppon- ents of the last season. But our men had football instinct and brains, and these, with a good admixture of brawn, made a combination which was unbeatable. The next essential requisite of a great football team is willing- ness — in fact eagerness — on the part of the individuals to condition ISO themselves by hard work. Conscientious, earnest practice requires a great deal of sacrifice, but here again our eleven measured up to the highest standard, for there was not a shirker on the team. Each manB worked as if upon his own individual efforts! depended the success of the team. It brought results. Good leaders are necessary — coaches and captains. To the coach the team must look for perfection and finish; to the captain, for confidence, inspiration and example. Needless to say, our team did not look in vain. Captain Rockne had all the quali- fications of a good leader and was a very important factor in our success. Coach Harper developed the team to the acme of perfection; no team could have worked with greater unison. Then there were the plays. No team boasted a better assortment; none had a more versatile attack than ours. We had in our reper- toire end runs, fake runs, line smashes, check plays, series plays, on-side kicks and forward passes, and when used with judgment made an attack that could not be stopped — at least, it was not stopped. The coach, acting also as trainer, kept the men in a perfect phy- sical condition which caused outbursts of admiration wherever our team played. The line was coached by Cap Edwards, of the famous Notre Dame Western Champions of 09, and suffice it to say in praise of his work that our line was never outplayed anywhere. Another indispensable quality possessed by our team was con- genial co-operation, harmony and good fellowship. The players played for the success of the team, not for individual glory. Here I have summed up what, to my mind, are the most potent factors in turning out a successful team. These were the causes of the great record of 1913. And I sincerely hope and believe that our record will be surpassed by that of 1914. - ' •% . t k 151 ROCKNE. Left End (Captaim. The team was very fortunate in its choice of captain. Rock is a born leader and an end extraordinary. A hard, sure tackier, very fast, and extra good at blocking tackles, an expert receiver of forward passes and very clever and shifty on his feet, he was a power on the team. He had no one specialty, but was unexcelled in all departments of the game. He was unanimous choice for all Western left end. His loss will be a severe one to the 1914 eleven. JONES. Left Tackle. Deak is captain-elect for the coming year, and is deserving of the honor. His work at tackle left nothing to be desired, and in our opinion, he is the biggest little man that ever donned a headguard. Deak Played a battering game and was especially clever in the use of his hands. Our opinion is that next year will find him recognized for what he is — one of the foremost tackles of the country. KEEFE. Left Guard. A good old stumbling block for opp osing line plunges and one of the most consistent men on the team was Keefe. Always in the thick of the fray, he was a valuable asset to the team. It is a pleasure to say that he will be back next year. FEENEY. Centre. Al playes his position in a perfect manner that is very seldom attained by centers. He was a F)crfect passer, a terror in backing up his own line at breaking through his opponents ' , and at chipping the .secondary defense he was a past master. His excellent interference was responsible for many yards of gain, and won for the third time a posi- tion on the all-Indiana team. His loss will be felt next year. FIT2GERLD. Right Guard. Fitz combines football intuition with fearless playing — a combination that makes of him a guard of the first class. He follows the ball closely, but at tackling, blocking and breaking through the Hne he is at his best. He has the happy faculty of being in the right place at the right time. He will be back next year to help win more victories for the Gold and Blue. LATHROP. Right Tackle. Zipper is the opposite type of player to his team-mate. Jones, but is none the less effective. He is a wiry, shifty player, expert in slipping through his opponents ' de- fense to break up plays behind their line. He can hold his own against any lineman, and his genial temperament makes his presence invaluable. He will be back. GUSHURST, Right End. Besides being a great end. Gus is the life of the team, always keeping every one on an edge, and setting a fast pace. He possesses all the qualities that a good end need possess, and he adds to these a marked ability to carry the ball. He was used in this respect very frequently, and always to good advantage. DORAIS, Quarterback. Dorais wrung recognition in the East and West as the foremost exponent of the for- ward pass ever developed. We quote from Vanity Fair: Dorais is not only a sure catcher of punts, but he is also a master of the forward pass, a sure tackier, a good punter, an open-field runner with few equals, and altogether able to meet any emer- gencies of his position. And again. The Notre Dame quarterback has shown more proficiency in throwing the forward pass than any other player. These qualities won him all-American quarterback, and we need add no more. FINEGAN. Right Halfback. The most consistent man on the team, Sammy could always be relied on to give a good account of himself. He was very good in clearing a way for his team mates, and when carrying the ball, esepcially off tackle, he was a terror to any opposition. Defen- sively and offensively, he was a great halfback, and will be a valuable man to the team next year. EICHENLAUB. Fullback. Greatest fullback, bar none — that is our opinion of Eichenlaub. At carrying the ball he is unexcelled. His work is doubly remarkable when one considers that his fame always spread before him, and it was always through specially prepared defenses that he crashed his way to victory. He was unanimous choice last fall for all-Western honors and for second all-American. He will be back. PLISKA. Left Halfback. Joe ' s excellent work of previous seasons was even surpassed by himself this year. His ability to carry the ball atone would have made him valuable, but added to that he was an expert at receiving forward passes, timing them so perfectly that he always picked ihem out of the air on a dead run. Joe is also good at receiving and returning punts, and assisted in that department on defense. His name was mentioned by many critics for all-Western honors. He will be back. KING. Guard. ' A1 tried out for the ' Varsity last fall, and showed that for the past three years he had been hiding his light under a basket. This year he produced with a vengeance, and was one of the most powerful men in our line. He is the sort of man we like to see wear an N. D.. and we are sorry he will not return. ELWARD. End. Mai won his letters this year for the first time. He showed remarkable brilliance as an end, and was one of the pluckiest fighters on the team. He combines natural ability with never-give-up determination, and is always fighting at top speed. He will prove a great help to the team next year. COOK. Tackle. Bill was a very good tackle, and always inspired security when he went in for one of the other tackles. He showed his worth when he played his first full game against St. Louis. In the South Dakota game, he played the great Brown to a standstill, and hence we are glad that he will return. LARKIN. Halfback. Bunny is rightly named. He played in most of the important games, and his great speed enabled him to make spectacular gains around the ends. His defensive playing, too, is of the best order. He will make a great halfback for next year. BERGMAN. Halfback. Dutch came back late and was thus handicapped. But when he got going, he made up for his late start. His marvelous speed carried him around ends for long gains, and once started, there was not a man on the team harder to stop. He will be back. DUGGAN. Fullback. Dug was handicapped because he was competing for position against the giant Eich- henlaub. 1 1 is sufficient praise to say that nothing daunted he went and won a monogram anyway. He is a great fullback, and under other circumstances would take first honors on any team. He will be back. .m9r - i. % - - mi, IKESHMAN SyUAU The Season ' s Story Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame 87 20 62 35 14 20 3U Ohio Northern South Dakota 7 Alma Army Penn State Christian Brothers. Texas Totals 368 . .13 . 7 . 7 . 7 41 % UUHAIbbCORED SEVLN GOALS KROM THE FIELD Ul IIN ' -, lllU [ ' l-LAMJN Baseball CAPT FARRELL It is not the fortune of many college nines to inherit alii the players of the previous year, save two, but it was the gooc luck of the Varsity ' 13. But the great array of veterans di not daunt the hopefuls, and when the call for men was soundec on the 7th of March, seventy-five ambitious players responded. Ex-Captain Cy Williams, whose wonderful fielding and timely hitting won many a game for the Gold and Blue in previous years, was not in the line-up. His ability was recognized by the Chicago Cubs and he joined that team. And yet, he was not lost to us entirely, for he returned to be called Coach by his old team mates. Arnsfield, the speedy second baseman, was our only loss. With the new material in the field, no one doubted that a winner would be produced. With this encouraging prospect, the nine began the season. Results show that their confidence was not unfounded. Out of twenty games played, only three were lost. Among the teams met were Arkansas, Ottawa (Canadian League Cham- pions), Washington and Jefferson, Chinese University of Hiawii, Penn State, Navy, Catholic University, Colgate and the Army. Back at their old positions in the infield were Peaches Granfield, ' Happy O ' Connell, Cy Farrell and Dolly Gray. Of the outfield, Red Regan and Whiff Dolan were back. The same old pitching staff we still had with us — Nig Kelly, Heinie Berger and Charlie Sheehan. Nig Kelly was the mainstay of the team. His superb headwork and magnificent control coupled with his great speed and quick curves carried him through the season without a single defeat. And he was a slugger, too. And more than once he broke up the game with a timely hit or by stealing home. In appreciation of his baseball ability and his genial personality, his fellows made him captain of the 14 team. Rusty Lathrop, a Freshman twirler, was the surprise of the season. Being a right hander, he was a fit running mate for Kelly, and he won many games for Notre Dame. The call of the big leagues found him and he joined the White Sox in June. The other pitchers were Sheehan and Berger. In praise of their work we need only say that they lost but one game apiece. Behind the bat were Gray and Kenny. Who could ask for a better pair of college catchers? Dolly never failed to deliver first class stuff both at bat and behind the mask. Chubby met with a misfortune in the shape of a split finger early in the season which kept him out of many games, but when he played he went fine. .. .y.. vfiLLIAMS ( J 159 t § ■ t . f f ' jl • ' r •■RUSTY -MOKf ■CHUUUY HAPPY RUPE DUG DOLLY Captain Cy Farrell played a brilliant game at the initial sack. Always full of life, and with a good word for every one. he was the life of the team. He was one of the hardest hitters on the team. Second was covered by Harry Newning. playing his first year on the ' Varsity. The little Texan played like a veteran and covered every inch of his territory. He was reliable at the bat. and worked at top speed all the time. Peaches Granfield was king of the hot corner. Nothing was ever too fast for him. and his peg to first was wonderful. His presence in the game instilled confidence in his teammates, and the fact that his batting average was well over 400 speaks for itself. Shortstop was played by Happy O ' Connell. and he could cover more ground than any other man on the team. Many a would-be two-bagger was scooped up by him with the ease, of a big leaguer. He was good at worrying the pitcher, could hit well and was a wizzard on the bases. The sun garden was guarded by ' Red Regan, and many a flower was trampled there when Red went out to pull down a long one. We had all the confidence in the world in him when we saw him step up to the bat, and he always produced. Besides this, he was a wonder- ful base runner, and never failed to lay down a perfect bunt when that was the play. Eddie Duggan played a good game at centre. He took the place of Dolan when the latter was declared inclligible. and filled Whiff ' s shoes with credit. He was a faultless fielder and a good batsman. Rupc Mills came from the East to take care of the right garden. His chief asset was his hitting, and I 7 early in the season he coralled a homer in nearly every game. As a base runner few could surpass him. One of the most important positions on the team — that of utility man — was held by Art Carmody. He was good in any position, infield or outfield, and when called upon always fit into the regular ' s shoes. To Cy Williams, the earnest, genial coach, we acknowledge credit for the great record of the ' 13 nine. He is a coach, an athlete and a gentleman. We are proud to say he is a product of Notre Dame. PASSING UP A LOW ONE L Results of th iNOTRE DAME R. H. E. Pitcher Lathrop 9 9 2 ' Sheehan 24 17 Kelly 17 16 1 Lathrop 11 13 4 Berger 8 8 3 Sheehan 7 7 3 Kelly 7 2 Berger 9 12 1 Lathrop 5 8 3 Sheehan 2 3 1 Berger 1 4 3 Kelly 5 6 4 Lathrop 9 14 1 Kelly 6 10 2 Lathrop i 2 Kelly 3 6 3 Sheehan 3 8 3 Kelly 16 15 1 e Season OPPONENTS R. H Olivet Earlham Arkansas Arkansas Ottawa Ottawa Ottawa Wash. Jeff Chinese U Beloit Navy . Penn State Catholic U Fordham Army Wabash Lake Forrest St. Viators 137 170 45 1 4 2 1 3 12 3 3 7 1 6 5 5 3 4 4 5 3 1 4 3 1 3 2 1 3 1 7 7 1 3 9 7 5 10 3 3 7 8 3 5 1 2 7 9 2 6 45 82 73 Date April 9-Not u 11 — Not u 13— Not 16— Not ii 18— Not (( 23— Not (1 23— Not May 2— Not ( 6— Not 7 Not a 8 Not a II- Not a 12- Not u 13— Not a 14- Not a 15— Not u 16— Not ii 20- Not a 23— Not 26-Not u 29— Not u 30- Not June 4— Not u 5— Not « 6— Not Baseball Schedule Season 1914 Played re Dame (7) vs. University of Wisconsin M ) at Notre Dame re Dame ( 14) vs. Olivet College l2l at Notre Dame re Dame ( I ) vs. University of Michigan (5| at Notre Dame re Dame (6l vs. Western State Normal (I) at Notre Dame re Dame (5) vs. Armour Institute (I) at Notre Dame re Dame 1 8) vs. Bethany College l3l at Notre Dame re Dame (12) vs. Ohio Wesleyan University (Ol. at Notre Dame re Dame (6) vs. Michigan Agric ' l College (3) at Notre Dame re Dame vs. University of Arkansas Cancelled re Dame vs. Universtiy of Arkansas Cancelled re Dame vs. Chinese University of Hawaii Cancelled re Dame I 12) vs. Universtiy of W. Virginia I 3) at Morgantown re Dame I 1 ) vs. Georgetown University i4) at Washington re Dame (9) vs. Army (3) at West Point re Dame ( I ) vs. Princeton University (4) at Princeton re Dame (13 ) vs. Catholic University (4) at Washington re Dame (4) vs. Navy (2) at Annapolis re Dame vs. St. Vaitor ' s College at Notre Dame re Dame vs. Beloit College at Notre Dame re Dame vs. Lake Forest College at Notre Dame re Dame vs. Wabash College at Notre Dame re Dame vs. Wabash College at Notre Dame re Dame vs. Michigan Agric 1 C ollege at E. Lansing re Dame vs. University of Michigan at Ann Arbor re Dame vs. University of Michigan at Ann Arbor I rm ' ( ' Igelojl TC TT) U Basketball 1914 February brought with it the usual predictions for an early Spring, several cases of measles, and the close of the basketball season. We admit without argument that to us the grand wind-up of basketball was the most important occurrence. We didn ' t have measles. The Varsity played sixteen games, winning eleven and losing five. Eight of the contests were staged on foreign floors; which fact may account in some degree for the unusual number of defeats. Wabash was the only Indiana team played this year, but by defeating the downstaters here and at Crawfordsville Notre Dame earned the right to be re- garded as the best team in the state. Cahill and Mills were placed on the All-Indiana team. This season marked the first invasion of the East by a Notre Dame Five. Crippled by the loss of Cap- tain Cahill, battling with the best teams in that section of the country, traveling more than two thousand miles and still winning three of the six games was the result. This record speaks for itself. Captain Cahill, Kenney, Mills, Bergman, Nowers, Fitzgerald, Kelleher and Finegan were awarded monograms for their work dur- ing the year. Captain Cahill started the season with a rush and before mis- fortune overtook him played as well as any forward seen at Notre Dame in the last four years. During the second battle with Wabash Jimmie had his nose broken. This injury kept the little captain on the bench for two weeks, but at the end of that time he came back gamely and finished the season. This is Cahill ' s last year. So long Jimmie, and good luck. ' When Cahill was forced to stay on the side lines, the lion ' s share of work fell to Joe Kenney, and the stock - forward was equal to the task. Chubby went at top speed all season scoring more baskets from the field than any other wearer of the Gold and Blue. Chubby is captain for next year; he has our sincerest wishes for a successful season. Fitzgerald was the surprise of the year. He established an enviable record as a foul-tosser, cag- ing twelve goals out of fifteen in the Michigan Aggie game. The big fellow got around the floor in easy style and played a strong de- fensive game. The fourth man to make a monogram at forward was Bergman. He covered the floor to good advantage, shot acur- ately, and despite his lack of weight played well on defense. Mills, the lanky Jersyite, held down the center position again this year. Rupe was handicapped all season by two sprained ankles that grew weaker as the season progressed, yet, despite this, the big pivot man played a strong, consistent game. Nowers, at guard, sailed through the year giving his opponents some praise yet always taking care to see that the baskets they got were few. Curly knew just when it was safe to leave his position and shoot along the side lines to take a heave at the netting. He judged passes with precision and guarded closely when no defense. Kelleher was out of the game last season ' with a severe case of blood poison, but the fighting Irishman came back stronger than ever this year. Bill did not care how his opposing forwards played; he met every attack they essayed, slamb-bang, sociable, or otherwise — they were all the same to Wild Bill. The post of back guard was filled by Finegan, who, profiting by his year of Varsity experience, was a power on the defense. Consistent, strong, quick, he was always a menace to the opposing forward, and his goals from the field were not infrequent. Pliska, Kelly, Crilly, and Bush composed the Scrubs . To these men go unlimited praise for their unselfish work and con- scientious endeavor in giving their best efforts wholly for the betterment of the team. Their only reward was the satisfaction of knowing that their work was appreciated; such generousness cannot be over estimated. Dec. 13 Jan. 10- Jan. 13 Jan. 17- Jan. 20- Jan. 24- Jan. 31- Feb. 3 Feb. 7- Feb. 9 Feb. 10 Feb. 11 Feb. 12 Feb. 13 Feb. 14 Feb. 17 The Record of the Season Oppo- nents N. D. -Lewis Institute at Notre Dame 18 36 -Beloit College at Notre Dame 9 33 -Polish Seminary at Notre Dame 20 38 -Lake Forest at Notre Dame 15 33 -Wabash at Crawfordsville, Ind 16 23 -Michigan Aggies at Notre Dame 17 30 -Wabash at Notre Dame 27 37 -Michigan Aggies at Lansing, Mich 44 22 -Ohio State Uni. at Notre Dame 42 20 -St. Johns College at Toledo, Ohio 22 28 -Cornell Univ. at Ithica, N. Y 41 14 -Colgate Univ. at Hamilton, N. Y 26 31 -Syracuse Univ. at Syracuse, N. Y 50 14 -Clarkson Inst, of Tech. at Potsdam. N. Y 32 22 -St. Lawrence Univ. at Canton, N. Y 23 25 -West Virginia Wesleyan at Notre Dame 34 35 Total 436 441 TfieTtl n!), t - ' Track The Interhall men of today are the ' Varsity men of tomorrow. In no sport is this more fully exempli fied than in Track athetics. With three or four excep tions the Track Team which represented Notre Dame in the spring of 1913 was composed entirely of Inter- hall men. Although their performances were never spectacular, they were consistent, and we feel sure with the advent of better coaching they will produce for Notre Dame teams that will rank with the best. Too much can not be said in praise of the excellent work of such men as Henehan, Birder, DeFries. Hood, Bensburg, Miller, Bacigalupo, Harry Newning, Lush, Eichenlaub and Captain Plant, who made the season what it was — a success. The marks of the Gold and Blue boys in every meet reflect credit to their University. In the Penn Relay Games, Wasson took the broad jump with a leap of 22 feet 2 3-4 inches, — the third time in four years — and our relay team, composed of Henehan, Britchard, Birder and Plant, ran a beautiful race. Northwestern University was no match for the Varsity in the first outdoor dual meet of the season, and lost 96 to 30. Two weeks later the Illinois Athletic Club, entering such men as Richards, the Olympic champion high jumper, Davenport, the old Chicago Uni- versity record holder, Ray, the famous distance runner, and others proved a worthier foe. The final score was 65 ' j to 64 ' j. was won for the Varsity only after Eichenlaub took his with the discus in the last event of the day. In this meet Wasson celebrated his farewell appearance by taking three firsts. At the Conference, Notre Dame was far from winning, but every man entered figured in the scoring. As usual the First Regiment Handicap Meet opened the indoor season. This year Notre Dame was unfortunate, owing to heavy handicapping, but Wagge won the mile in a beautiful run from scratch in 4:28 ' J, and Bachman captured the shot put with a heave of 44 feet 7 inches. On February, 21 after an exciting meet in the local gymnasium, the Illinois Athletic Club nosed out a victory, 58 to 55. A week later Capt. Henehan and his team entered the A. A. U. Championships at Evanston, Illinois, and al- though the big Chicago athletic clubs finished ahead of them, they topped both Chicago and Northwestern Universities — two of the best Conference track teams. The meet ast throw Best Track Marks OUTDOOR 1913 Event 100-yard dash 220-yard dash 440-yard dash 880-yard run One-mile run 120-yard high hurdle 220-yard low hurdle. High jump Broad jump Shot put Discus throw Pole vault Winner .J. Wasson . . J. Wasson . . C. Birder.. . Plant 2 Miller (4th) 4 Pritchard Pritchard . . Time c 10 :22 50 01 50 15 26 J R E, E E. DePries 5 ft. J. Wasson 22 ft. R. Eichenlaub. 42 ft. R. Eichenlaub .119 ft. K. Rockne II ft. r Distance Meet I. A. C. vs. N. D. I. A. C. vs. N. D. Relay at Conference I. A. C. vs. N. D. I. A. C. vs. N. D. Penn Relay Games 1. A. C. vs. N. D. 8in. .1. A. C. vs. N. D. 2 in . Penn Relay Games I in I. A. C. vs. N. D. II in. Northwestern vs. N. D. 6 m. 1. A. C. vs. N. D. 4-5 4-5 3-5 INDOOR 1914 40-yard dash L. VonThron 60-yard dash A. Bergman 220-yard dash A. Bergman 440-yard dash M. Henehan 880-yard run J. Plant 2 One-mile run G. Wagge 4 40-yard low hurdle A. Larkin 60-yard low hurdle F. Kirkland High jump Yeager. Miller. 5 ft. 6 Pole vault K. Rockne 14 ft. 4 Broad jump K. Rockne 21 ft. 5 ' Shot put C. Bachman . . 44 ft. 7 04 3-5 06 2-5 24. , , 35 . :02 3-5 :28 1-5 05. . . :07 3-5 I. A. A. A. .1. A. I. A. 1. A. First 1. A. A. A. 1. A. A. A. 1. A. First C. vs. N. D. U. Champs. C. vs. N. D. C. vs. N. D. C. vs. N. D. Regiment C. vs. N. D. U. Champs. C. vs. N. D. U. Champs. C. vs. N. D. Regiment. 168 -A Acquatic Sports The aquatic sports on Commencement Day drew the usual large number of students, alumni and visitors. Despite the torrid weather, a large and happy crowd thronged the shore of St. Joseph Lake, and were rewarded by seeing some of the best swimming and boat races ever run off at Notre Dame. The day proved a red-letter one for the Class of ' 14. The ' proved themselves superior to the men of ' I 3 not only on the water but also in the water. The 14 boys put their strongest six into the race, while the Seniors looked weak from the start. Realizing their ad- vantage the Juniors loafed on the return, coming back with long, easN ' strokes, 28 to the minute. The husky Freshmen upset expectations by beating the strong, experienced Sophomore crew. The Sophomores were off first, using a high stroke, 36 to the minute, while the Freshmen held themselves in at 32. The crew of ' 1 5 maintained its lead for three-quarters of the course when their Freshmen opponents opened up to their fullest producing the prettiest bit of speed of the day, and crossing the tape a length ahead of the Sophs. The Juniors easily defeated the Seniors in the swimming relay- event. But the Freshmen and Sophomores swam all the way as close as seventy is to the flunking mark, and at the finish no margin of difference could be detected by the judges. Summary of events: 1 000- YARD ROWING RACES— FRESHMEN-SOPHOMORE Won by Freshmen (Prolatowski. coxswain; Cook, .stroke; Kecfe, 3; Sharp. 4; Costello, 3; Savage, 2; O ' Donnell (Capt.) bow). Time 2:38 4-3. JUNIOR-SENIOR Won by Juniors (Hyncs, coxswain; Fordyce, stroke; King, 5; Pepin. 4; Jons. 3; Rockne (Capt.), 2; Sotomayor, bow). Time 3:02 1-3. 440- YARD SWIMMING RELAY RACES— JUNIOR-SENIOR Won by Juniors (Pepin, Fordyce. Rockne, Dundon). Time 5:19. Freshman-Sophomore. Dead heat. Freshmen (Kinsella. Purcell, Downey. Welsch); Sophomores (Byrne, Shcehan. Nowers. Henchan). Time 3:26 3-3. ■A u WALSH, CHAMPIONS IN FOOTBALL Interhall Football Won Lost Tied Perc. WALSH 2 1 1000 SORIN 2 1 .666 CORBY 1 2 .000 BROWNSON 2 I .000 Interhall football in 1913 was worthy of its big ' Varsity brother. Each hall was represented by a team that would have been a credit to many a college. The barring of Freshmen from the ' Varsity gave to interhall teams men who were undoubtedly of ' Varsity calibre. St. Joe, always a serious contender in the race, dropped out of the running without even going out to practice. This reduced the num- ber of games but failed to diminish the interest in the fight for the flag. Never were the teams more evenly matched in strength than this year as is evidenced by the great number of tied games. Walsh and Sorin, each undefeated, lined up for the final game of the season to fight for the championship. The game was in doubt until the last few minutes of play when the fast tireing Sorinites were swept off their feet by the aggressive fighting team from Walsh. For the first time in her history Walsh had won a football championship and great was the rejoicing in the South Side Hall that night, and rightly so for they had one of the best teams in the history of inter- hall football. Walsh ' s first appearance on Cartier field found her tying the heavy Corby team. Then near the end of the season came the Brown- son game which proved to be rather easy for Baujan, Matty and Co. In the final game of the season Walsh easily convinced the critics , that she had the best team in interhall. Team work, both on the leld and in the bleachers, was the secret of her success. Low hard Itackling, close compact interference, and plenty of fight were the ' features of her team work. To the consistent coaching of Deak Jones and Father Mac must be attributed most of her success. To name all the men who were responsible for Walsh ' s victory would be to name the whole team, but the names Baujan, Matthews, Grady, Wright, and Kowalski stand out the boldest. Second place is awarded to Sorin who for the first time in years was a serious contender for the championship. Brownson easily fell a victim in the first game. Then came the Corby game with the two teams evenly matched and when the smoke cleared away the score stood 12 to 7 in favor of Sorin. All glory and honor be to the Sorin- ites. But the traditions of the hall had been violated by two suc- cessive victories, so the team went out and redeemed themselves by losing to Walsh in the Championship battle. The work of the entire team is worthy of mention for their wonderful fight, but worthy of mention above all is Cofaul whose excellent work kept the team in the running at all times. Corby with a heavy aggressive team seemed to lack the team work that won championships for the hall in the past. They tied Brownson and Walsh and experienced their only defeat at the hands of Sorin. The old Corby fighting spirit was always there and they were dangerous opponents at all stages of the game. Backman, King, Nigro, Dailey and Kinsella were her star performers. Brownson always has her best team in the opening games of the season and especially was this true this year. They tied Corby in the first game. But when they faced Walsh in their final game of the season the result was not long in doubt. Brownson despite her low average possessed some fine players, among whom Finegan, Yager, Thorpe, Holmes, and Meehan are worthy of mention. 174 Interhall Baseball 1913 Won Lost Perc. CORBY 7 1 .855 BROWNSON 4 3 .573 WALSH 3 3 .500 ST. JOE 2 4 .333 SORIN 1 6 .143 Corby came back in 1913 with a vengeance for the defeat the pre- vious year. With a steady, well-balanced, hard hitting machine she met with little opposition on her way to the championship. Brown- son was the closest contender and the Corby position seemed none too secure when the two teams lined up against each other in the big championship battle June 8. It was a battle royal, the teams see- sawing back and forth until with a whirlwind ninth inning rally Cor- by nosed ahead and won 10 to 8. Walsh ' s showing was brilliant at times and they were never out of the running. St. Joe started the season with a win and things looked good for Digit ' s team until they struck a slump in their hitting. Sorin just barely sneaked over a victory near the end of the season and against Walsh too. But the feature of the year was a post-season game between Corby and an All-Star interhall team. It was the last game of the year and the cream of the interhall circles was enlisted. Interest ran high for there seemed to be a chance to beat the Corby champs. Corby de- pended upon their mainstay Fitzgerald, while the All-Star pinned their hopes on Crilly. As the game progressed it developed into one of those hair-raising, blood-curdling slugging fests that are a delight to the fans. First the Stars and then Corby was ahead. But luck seemed to turn in favor of the Champs and they barely sneaked a run over in the last half of the ninth and won 11 to 10. ) J WALSH. CHAMPIONS IN BASKETBALL Interhall Basketball Time was when the mere mentioning of Corby caused the other hall teams to have visions of defeat. But within the last years Walsh has been successfully disputing Corby ' s right to monopolize first place in all lines of sport. Walsh has won a baseball flag and a foot- ball championship and now she takes first place in basketball. Each hall opened the season with a splendid team and the going promised to be fast. Walsh soon forged ahead and was not in any danger of defeat until the Corby game. It was really the champion- ship battle, for both teams were so far undefeated. The first half ended 12 to 12. But the Walsh team came back strong in the second half and secured a lead that the big Corby men could not over- come. The men who were responsible for Walsh ' s victory were Meyers, Grady, Stack, Baujan and McQueeney. Corby comes second with only one defeat. With only two old men on the team the Braves made a splendid showing, both in inter- hall circles and on foreign floors. Her stars were Pliska, Gushurst, and Daly. To Sorin is given third place principally for her determined stand against the fast Walshiles. Sorin possessed a hard working team and all the men were above the average in ability and with a little more practice would have undoubtedly ranked higher. Walsh, Fenesy, Newning, Havlin, O ' Donnell. Hanly, Cofaul and Capt. Steffan de- serve special mention. Brownson under the leadership of Stubby FHnn made a very credible showing. The team was light and fast, and always danger- ous. Her star performers were Flinn, Finegan and Miller. St. Joe ranks lowest, but she possessed some fine players. Lack I of practice seemed to be her biggest fault. Kane, Cassidy, Beckman ' and O ' Donnell were her best men. As per custom we have selected an all-star team. No compli- cated system was used to determine who should be placed on the team, for we consider that the merits and ability of each man are manifest to all the fans. The team follows: Grady (Walsh) Forward Kane (St. Joe) Forward Meyers (Walsh) Center Pliska (Corby) Guard Gushurst (Corby) Guard The results of the games were as follows: Walsh 41 St. Joe 15 Corby 38 Brownson 5 Sorin 36 St. Joe 25 Walsh 31 Corby 29 Brownson 30 Sorin 26 Corby 28 St. Joe 8 Walsh 21 Brownson 1 2 St. Joe Tied Brownson Sorin Cancelled Corby ) J 1 - I fi.i ' i h ' P ' f ' L c -k- ' M 11) CORBY. CHAMPIONS IN TRACK Interhall Track Coach Harper ' s new system of regulating interhall track meets was an unqualified success. Three preliminary meets were held, all of the halls participating, and the winners of the firsts and seconds in the preliminaries were eligible for the big final meet. No man who had won a first or second in the first meet was eligible to compete in the second or third, and likewise the winners in the second were not permitted to enter the third preliminary. Thus a greater number turned out for track than ever before. The big final meet was with- out doubt the greatest ever witnessed in interhall circles. Corby with a coterie of stars gradually forged ahead and proved a rather easy winner with 66 points, while Brownson who took second totalled 49, St. Joe, 7 Sorin 3. and Walsh 0. Wagge with ten points to his credit was the highest individual point winner, but was closely pressed by Yeager who scored nine points. ' Varisity records were equalled in all the dashes which argues well for the strength of the Varsity next year. Larkin, Bergman, Wagge, Kirkland, Von Throne and Bachman were the Corby main- stays, while among the Brownson men Yeager, Hardy. Fritch, O ' Shea, Martin and Hayden are worthy of mention. St. Joe ' s point winners were Bartholomew and McOscar. Duggan starred for Sorin. Walsh ' s showing was disappointing and was hardly worthy of the football champs. Summary of Events 40 yard dash — Bergman (C), first; Hardy (B), second; Von Thron (C), third. Tim :04 3-3. 40 yard high hurdles — Larkin (C). first; Kirkland (C), second; Duggan (S), and Fritch (B) tied for third. Time — :05 3-5. Mile run — Wagge (C), first; Bartholomew (St. J), second; Costello (C), third; McOscar (St. J), fourth. Time — 3:08. Low hurdles — Kirkland (C), first; Fritch (B), second; Duggan (S) and Lar- kin (C) tied for third. Time — :05 1-3. Half mile — Wagge (C), first; Bartholomew (St. J) second; McDonnough (C), third; Kinsella (C), fourth. Time — 2:11. High Jump — Yeager (B) and Hand (B) tied for first; O ' Shea (B) and Miller tied for third. Height — 5 ft. 6 in. 440 yard dash — Von Thron (C), first; Hayden (B), second; Welsh (C), third; F. McDonneaugh (C), fourth. Time — 56 flat. Shot put — Bachman (C), first; Martin (B), second; Fitzgerald (C), third; Lathrop (B), fourth. Distance — 41 ft. 10 in. 220 yard dash — Hardy (B), first; Bergman (C). second; O ' Shea (B). third; F. McDonough (C), fourth. Time — :25 flat. Pole vault — Yeager (B), first; Lynch (B), second; Mattingly (C), third; Brady (B) and McDonald (C) tied for fourth. Height — 10 ft. 6 in. Broad jump — Martin (B), first; Bachman (C), second; Hayden (B), third; Hand (B), fourth. Distance — 20 ft. 6 in. Relay race — Corby (Bergman, Wagge Von Thron, Larkin), first; Brownson (Hayden, O ' Shea, Hardy, Fritch), second. Nk The Lad Who Didn ' t Use the Fire-Escape (Without George ' s Aid) Once upon a Time there were two young Men who were graduated from high school with the Usual heart- rending Ceremonies. With their Motto — Swat the Fly — ever before them, and the Commencement ad- dress still singing in their Ears, they resolved to go to College before going out into Life to glean the sordid Kopecks. Reginald, after reading of the Excellent course in Assyrian Re- search to be Found at Notre Dame. JAMES HOCKED HIS WATCH TO GO TOTHEORPHEUM decided to attend that Institution. James, after Perusing the Official Football Guide, decided that he. too, would go to Notre Dame. Thus it happened that one Sep- tember Morn, Reggie and James were enrolled as members of the Fresh- man class, which Class, as usual, con- tained a full Quota of ivory-capped Pests, and three or four Human be- ings. Reginald spent his first Month ' s allowance on Books, while James journied to the neighboring burg, where he soon became the warm Friend of 264 girls and 19 Bar-ten- ders. Reginald spent his Rec hours in a deep Perusal of Horace and Ovid James became profic ient in rolling Cigarettes and the Bones. As the days added up to Weeks and weeks to Months. Reginald broke all Records at Notre Dame by behav- ing Perfectly. He never did anything to annoy the Prefect, and was always A Model boy in every Way. He was as much at home when writing a Greek duty as Delana is in somebody else ' s room, and he never was on the delinquent list. His fond Mamma used to carry his Report card around in her Hand bag so she could show the people of Homeburg what her Reginald was doing. Why. he actually Enjoyed going to Vespers; was always at Morning prayer, and Thought skive was a sort of Stew, such as is Inflicted on Monday nights. He was a Debater and an Essayist; he belonged to four Literary societies, and made the Scholastic staff, but he didn ' t know whether Eichenlaub played fullback or Led the Orchestra. On the Other hand, James was on the other Hand. Which is to say, he Sometimes was Naughty. He was downtown six Nights a week and twice On Sundays; he made the De- linquent List every Time, and ac- quired six Cons the first Semester. He was known as King of the Donnies. and he had Eleven different ways of getting into the Hall (not to Mention the Public Highway through Dur- bin ' s Room) after the Door was locked at night. He sold his Books to take in a Scurvy, and hocked his Watch to go to the Orpheum. He had the Faculty working Overtime to make rules he Couldn ' t break. His prefect bought an adding Machine to keep track of his Demerits. He be- came such a frequent visitor in town that the Prefects thought he was a Day-dodger, and he never was caught in a Skive. Hi s Mother was worried to Death about him and said More ( s I J WAS AS MUCH AT HOME WHEN WRITING A GREEK DUTY AS DELANA IS IN SOMEBODY ELSE ' S ROOM than Once that he would never amount to more than a Zero with rim removed. When Reginald s mother came. Report in Purse, she Yearn- ed and Longed for James to be like Reginald, and Reginald ' s mother was horror struck when she Heard the things that James did. Affiars continued this way for about three Years, and finally Regin- ald and James, (although the latter had to take six Exams in one Morning to work off his Conditions) became Seniors, and were Granted the joyful Privelege of wearing a Cap and gown at the Big wheezes in Washington Hall. Reginald laid off the book Purchasing act long enough to accum- ulate Twenty bones for his senior Outfit, and wore it Beamingly on every Occasion. After missing the First Official senior Exercise, and receiving a Stiff letter about it from the Faculty, James bought a second- hand gown from a Lad who thought he would Get through but wouldn t. Along about the middle of the second Semester one day Reginald and James happened to be Convers- ing. With the aid of a Burglar ' s out- fit and a steam Derrick, James had Succeeded in changing the subject from Literary criticism to Baseball, but Reginald didn ' t know the Differ- ence between the National and the Epworth leagues. It got James ' Goat, as they Say at Newport, and he Pro- ceeded to bawl his Friend out. Why don ' t You develop a little Human likeness? ' he quizzed. You don ' t know what College life Is. Wake up; move back to the United States; lay off that Weighty Tome stuff for about Fifteen minutes, and Convince yourself that you don ' t want to be a Human encyclopedia. Get a little pep; ginger up. You ' ve got the Name of being a Goody-goody. Variety is the Spice of Life. You don ' t want to be a Model of Propriety All your life. Have a little fun for a change. Reginald ' s expression changed from Awe to Wonder, from wonder to Per- plexity, and finally to Delight. A spark suddenly began to Glow within Somewhere; he Remembered the time when as a Boy he had hopped the Grocer ' s delivery Wagon; and then a Determined look spread over his face. He was excited Now and the Vaso- motor nerve clusters in his Idea-cage were hitting on All six cylinders. I ' ll do it, he cried, I ' ll show a few of these Taunt-ffingers around Here what real Velocity is. I ' ll make them look like a crowd of peg-legged Greeks trying to catch Hermes. That ' s the stuff old boy, urged his friend; Bringing your Metaphor up to Date, you ' ll make em look like a flock of Handcars trying to catch the Twentieth Century Limited. That night, being nothing in parti- cular, the lid was On. But what cared the Dauntless Reginald as he Defiantly beat it down among the Gay lights and the Movies? He had the best Time of his Life that night; he walked up and Down Michigan at least a Dozen times; he took in the American and the Surprise, and plunged headlong into the Dissipa- tion of a Nig Kane Sundy at the Phil- ly. Not until ten-thirty did the Campus see his Slender figure again. Fortunately, he mused, none of the Prefects saw me. And while J thus congratulating Himself, force of Habit led him to the Front door of his Hall and into the Arms of the Night Watchman. The next day. his College career was cut Short, and a Can was tied to Reginald that rattled like the Win- dows in Sorin when the Wind blows. His Mother was overcome when she heard the Tidings, and the Frenzy in the Native borough was something fearful. Reginald never lived it Down. He got a Job on a Delivery wagon, and wears a Rubber collar and a sad Fredigested Look. James got his Diploma in June, and his picture was in the Home Breeze, along with six columns of Assorted Gush. He is now referred to as Our most Prominent citizen, and his chief amusement is Clipping interest coupons from Bonds of large Deno- minations. He has acquired large Gobs of the Needful and is running for Congress. Reginald also has brilliant Fros- pects. If the janitor at the High School dies within Nine years, he has been promised the Job with an In- creased salary of Four dollars per Month. Moral — Learn to skive in Your freshman Year. PROF ' S ADVICE Plagiarize a little on the text. Cudgel your brain. Don ' t try to improve on Shake- speare. Try to get the Scholastic style. Eef you don ' dt lak thes class, gedt ouwd. Always do that now, find out who the author is. Feel it, feel it, feel it, I say! Draw diagrams and get the sero reading. If you ' re going to be a lawyer, you- ' ve got to be an actor. Play on the sympathies of the jury. Find the resistance. A SIMPLE WOODLAND LASSIE We met one morning in the woodland green. One morning when the balsomedl, summer breeze ' ' Stole gently throught he towering, trembling trees. And vagrant sunbeans sifted in be- tween. The rustling cedar fronds made wond- rous sheen Her gold-brown curls; the south- ern, sapphire seas Scarce matched the color of her eyes. The bees Might from her lips rich stores of honey glean. I loved that maid straightway with full-souled love. And breathed my longings in her coral ear. I swore by all the powers above I loved her and must have her al- ways near. Then pausing when I deemed I ' d plead enough. She up and quizzed, Where do you get that stuff? MAE K ' S. IDEA OF HEAVEN The first three weeks of school when the Freshmen don ' t know her. Judge — A man gives another a life estate in a cow? Is that valid? Ho- gan, who would want a cow twenty years old? Hogan — I don ' t know. Judge, some boarding school might buy it. Larkin (i n Law exam.) — What ' s an estate on limitation? Welch — An estate to Richard Roe until John returns from Rome. Larkin — John who? EXTRACTS FROM ETHICS EX. Times has made many changes in our ethical codes. Formerly it was all right to kill one ' s parents, but now such practice is generally frowned upon. IBS . vr rm i The Ot ' idinAl Chor-ua j-orn 1 0 ' Yhe Poultrj Shov ifSinid witl [The poult rjy ' hoi Th ose Ski iwer Notang doang! Go back to your room! You fallow can ' t go to town tonight! 1 have catch you smokeng cigarette ' half a dozen time ' an ' I have seen butt ' in your pail. Beside ' you make too moch noise op dare on de secon ' floor. Notang doang! But, sir, we only want to go down for a little while. If the superinten- dent was here he ' d give us permis- sion. Notang doang! You ware down two mont ' ago. You fallow ' mus ' want ' to go all de time. Wy don ' you stay home wonze in a w ile? The last time we had relatives in town. We havent been down since then. Notang doang! Gat op for roll- call in de morneng and den maybe you can gat permission. Come on, Pete, he wont let us go. As the trusties left the office the house detective of the Crosby Sani- tarium for the Mentally Deficient once more buried himself in a huge volume of Old Sleuth. The Sanitarium was but one of a number of similar institutions on the banks of the beautiful lake St. Mary, the whole conducted by a number of learned doctors who devoted their liv es to the conservation and restora- tion of health. The management of the resort had formulated certain rules of conduct for those under their care and had in their employ a large and efficient force of detectives who en- forced these regulations and adminis- tered punishment for their breach. The house detective was a member of this force and this evening his cares were further multiplied by the fact that the superintendent was absent on a search for some weak-minded patients who had escaped the vigil- ance of the guards. Darkness gathered more closely about the Sanitarium and silence reigned. As the town clock struck eleven, the detective laid aside his book and proceeded to make the regular night inspection. On the second tier he visited the cells of the) two who had been refused permission ' ] and, finding them absent, he conM tinued down the corridor and dis-i appeared in the shadows. Soon after, an attendant coming off duty passed along the same hall to his quarters. Near the end of the passage he noticed that the door of a little-used store room was slightly open and that a ray of light was projecting through the crack on the floor. Well! said he, That would be a good place to hide. I wonder who ' s in there. Hey! Whatcha doin? As he spoke the attendant pushed the door which met some solid object with a loud crash. The light snapped out and a figure emerged from the gloom. It was the house detective. Sh! Sh! he hissed, 1 catch ski- wer! Once more the clock tolled the hour. As it struck a watchman entered the sanitarium escorting a crowd of pat- ients and attendants. Two of the number, with a furtive glance about, rushed for the stairs and began to ascend. Halfway in their flight a figure stepped forth barring further progress. The culprits shrank back but too late. The eagle eye of the detective had already caught every detail of their headlong flight and guilty demeanor. Bending over their recoiling figures he thundered: Aha! Mud on de shoe ' . Mud on de shoe ' . Skiwing again! Mud on de shoe . You can ' fool me! Next morning the sanitarium hummed with excitement. The house detective, not content that the news should circulate through the usual channels, had told each patient as he woke him for roll call. Aha! Don ' skiwe any more. I catch Jone ' and Smith las nigh . Dey try to fool me bot 1 wait op. Come on! Gat op! Li ' l speed! ' Ostle op! Later a call resounded throughout the building. Telegram for Smith! Oh Jones! vVi [The President wan ts to see you! Hey mith! Telegram for Jones! I Jones and Smith soon appeared and ftitered the Superintendent ' s office to tscover what might be the cause of e summons. Just a little skive last night they y were informed. Don ' t try to get out ' of it. The house detective himself caught you. Skive last night! was the as- tounded reply. We didn ' t skive last night. We had permission from Chief Detective Lurk. Ask him yourself. Permission, eh? What do you know about that? Deep thought. Well, go see the President anyway for kidding the house detective. You two have been getting away with too much around here. If you were in Sorely Sanitarium you ' d have gone long ago. Stranger in S. B. — Say, young fel- low. I ' m looking for a car that will take me out to Notre Dame in a hurry. N. D. Stude. — Let me know when you find it. I ' ve been hunting one for the last four years. Jim Sanford — Flo. some of these new men are incorrigible. Ro — Yes, ought to be in the house of corruption. ALMA, wo WOHNST DU? (Being the plaint of a Notre Dame alumnus when informed that his alma mater is scheduled to play the Alma College. Michigan.) Oh. what is Alma if so. where And why must Notre Dame, Whose haughty crest once topped the West, Engage her in a game? Time was when we met teams who were The final gasp in class — Now Alma Col. is ours — Oh. gol- Ly. let this chalice pass! IVIcEvoy in Chicago Record-Herald. NOTRE DAME I. Oh, Notre Dame, thou sparkling gem On Indiana ' s brow — The brightest of the diadem — We strum your praises now. You ' re famed as Learning ' s classic shrine. You ' re famous for your Sons — For Eichenlaub who hits the line — And also for your Buns! CHORUS For Eichenlaub who hits the line — And also for your Buns! 11. You sprawl outside the City ' s din A Giant, youthful, wise — With virgin down upon your chin But wisdom in your eyes. And there you show your sons the way — (And you can show them right! To labor, pray and fight and play — But chiefly how to fight. CHORUS To labor, pray and fight and play — But chiefly how to fight. 111. To fight for laurels — fight for fame, To champion any cause That battles sorrow, crime and shame And makes for better laws. Oh, Notre Dame, each passing day Imparts more treasures rare — And, as vulgarians would say: Oh, Notre Dame, you ' re there! CHORUS Yea, as vulgarians would say: Oh, Notre Dame, you ' re there! McEvoy in Chicago Record-Herald. A GEM FROM FRESHMAN ENGLISH She stands behind the soda-font. Often seen in summer. How sweetly foams the sody-fizz, When you receive it from er. F. M. K. Lajoie (arranging Lit. Society pro- gram) Hey, Porky, you ' re down for a dialogue. Flynn — Aw, where d ' you get that stuff. 1 can ' t sing. 188 The First Scoop or the Last (By Herlock Sholem) Herlock was a budding young jour- nalist — he was not yet fully blown, but he was a journalist. How his heart throbbed with pride — palpitated with ambition. It made his vest heave in vast ripples. He was a journalist. He expanded his chest — almost an inch and filled his lungs with the crisp snappy air — he liked to put on airs. Imagine him gentle reader or readeress; this youthful youth burn- ing with a desire to do something journalistic, something entirely jour- nalistic. He used to gaze at the moon — all insa — geniuses do that — and pour out the pent-up agony of his soul in soulfulhowls of sore distress — this was original. Finally he became desper- ate but he was not dangerous. He determined to score a scoop. He did. He vica versaed. He scooped a score. Now Herlock knew that he was break- ing a law of the Journalists, but gen- ius like necessity know no laws — genius is akin to insanity; it is ob- vious, insanity knows no law: so there you are. Anyhow he did it, he was a genius so what could he do. But his fellow scribes being prosaic, commonplace, ordinary, mediocre, every day individuals did not under- stand his geniosity nor his poetij nature nor his soulful soul; nor d they know that in that budding boso beat a heart so great that somethim had to be done to keep it from push ing his ribs loose from their moorings and send them drifting through his anatomy to become entangled with his infernal organs; they did not know that crime is only a form of insanity. Folks frequently overlook the ob- vious. They plotted a plan to make Her- lock hearken to the law — to make him unnecessary as it were. They caught him — Oh it was awful; it was awfuller — but they caught him. They took him to the swimming pool. They threw him in. He sank. Gentle reader can you imagine how he felt? He felt wet. He was wet. He opened his mouth to scream aloud in the aw- ful anguish of his soul. The water went in his mouth. Bubbles came out, blub-blubed to the shimmering surface and expired. Herlock came out also and respired. He was wet in body and clothes but the burning ardor of his soul was unsquelched. He went to his room to seek solace in solitude. But villanous, vandalous hands had completely destroyed the soulful, sombre scheme of decoration. His room had been roughed — roughed very roughly, too. He was in despair. He stayed there. He grasped his hair — all geniuses do. He pulled it. It hurt. All hair does. He quit. — What else could he do? Nothing! He did it. The deed was done — das- tardly done. His heart shrank; so did his clothes, they were drying, so was he. He cussed. Heavings, Oh horrors; a whole Chamber of Horrors. Herlock was no longer a genius. He was an ordinary boob. He knew it. YOU KNOW ME. AL Overheard in Telephone Booth in office of Main Building. Clovis Smith talking — Yes, this is Pinky. For sequel see top of next page. 189 r JBm cnag of fottt anu ' T ' f , p™, 9idd«. ° ° ' n Hall tlar 20. 1914 Mr, Franols Muloahy, Prea. Sophomore Press Club. BILL FOE DAMAGES TO UY EOOU. J Jlorris Chair Repaired .75 ||| Damage to Bain Ooat 2.00 Five salts and orerooat pressed 5.00 k Total 7.75 7 MMr -- 33 c LUNCH ROOM No. 6 Popular Prices. No tables for Ladies ORDER BY NUMBER Club Breakfast. No. 1 Two ' Buns Coffee Two Buns Coffee Meat (In season) Extra — Cornflakes with or without milk. Cornflakes with cream if you have individual cow. Butter served with all meat orders. No. 2 Two Warm Buns Report of any inattention or atten- tion either will be appreciated by the Coffee No. 3 management. For prices apply at office of Secre- Coffee (Individual cup) Two Warm Buns tary. No. 4 Two Buns Coffee Banana Conway — Do you go to church every Sunday night? Kane — No, but 1 go down to a house of worship. No. 3 Two Buns Coffee Banana Milk (As advertised in Bulletin) If Charles Dorais is Gus, and Charles Finegan is Sam, and Charles Sheehan is Dave, what does Charles mean? _ The Spirit of ' 86 I suppose. ' ventured the casual visitor, in amiable endeavor to pro- mote conversation, that this sort of reminds you of old times, when you were one of the gang yourself. The grizzled gentleman sporting the white silk badge with the nume- rals of ' 86 desisted from mopping a purple brow, and gave every evidence of impending apoplexy. Five times he essayed frantically to speak before syllables marshalled themselves in coherent order. Remind me of old times! he finally shrieked. This band-playing, mollycoddle dress par- scene, but every girlish gurgle of] ecstatic appreciation, seemed only t( augment the rage of ' 86. Look at em. he roared, as groui after group strolled sedately by. look at ' em! The casual visitor, who had im- proved the opportunity to climb a tree, availed himself of the panoramic view thus afforded. Where is the old time pep? ' quried ' 86 frantically. Where ' s the spirit that used to make Commence- ment worth while? Where is the gang that could find something better to do THE WHOLt t AMPUS HAD TAKEN THAT HERALD COMM ade remind me of our old gang! Again language became a pitifully inadequate medium to express the sentiments that raged chaotically in his soul. The band continued to play popular airs, visitors strolled in groups up and down the verdant vistas, motor cars chugged or purred over well kept roads and disappeared around shaded curves. The whole campus had taken on the kaleidosocpic hues that herald the advent of Commencement week. Chance vistors. tourists and relatives of the graduates were vociferously enthusiastic over the beauty of the vVi ON THE KALEIDOSCOPIC HUES ENCEMENF WEEK on the last days than walking sedately around with their mamas? Call this a college gathering, he raged, glaring ferociously up at the c. v. But the casual visitor lacked the courage to reply. Huh snorted the veteran of ' 86, and again, with increasing choler, Huh! Looks like a nice bunch of fellows began the casual visitor timidly, and then as ' 86 took a new grip on his cane, amplified, that is. to me. Nice bunch. mimicked the repre- sentative of the old guard, yes the same kind of a nice bunch that you ' d find at a Sunday School picnic, or a convention of the W. C. T. U.. or a directors meeting of the New York, New Haven and Hartford. Where ' s any of the good old wholesome devil- try that shows a lad has the real spirit in him? I ' ll tell you a bunch of fellows that haven ' t pep enough to raise a little Cain now and then, haven ' t the fibre that makes for suc- cess. Show me a great man that did- n ' t pull something over at school. Or show me a mollycoddle that ever made good on the outside. The casual visitor climbed up higher, but vouchsafed no defense of the hypothetical mollycoddle. Slighty mollified by the silence that spells assent, the relic of ' 86 resumed less truculently, I suppose its their infernal discipline that does it; but in our day when we didn ' t like the red tape we dispensed with it. What you get away with in college depends upon the spirit of the gang. I guess — this with infinite disgust struggling for expression — that if one of these little Percivals attempted an afternoon skive the whole school would commit hari-l ari. And shak- ing his head sorrowfully, the mourner moved off to where the cadet band was discoursing strains of recent rag- time. When the setting sun had ceased to cast long purple shadows toward the somnolent windows of deserted Walsh, and stray beams no longer flecked the campus green with gold, the old alumnus sorrowfully repaired to his room. On the first floor it was. and looked out across the campus stretching toward Science Hall. He snorted with disdain at the running water, vented his spleen upon the per- petrator of kalsomined walls and mission finish, and mournfully dozed off. As 1 was saying, he muttered, in drowsy memory of the casual visi- tor, a school without a little of the old devil-may-care spirit had belter hang a closed-for-repairs sign on the main entrance. Then something abruptly crashed into his diaphragm, and h e found him- self gazing dazedly at the ceiling, and striving to collect his faculties. Out of the darkness came a sharp whisper, For the love of Mike. Bill, dodge the bed. One of the old fossils is berthed in here and I gave him the heel com- in ' in. Lucky he didn ' t wake up. The whispering ceasing, there were violent, scrambling sounds from the exterior. Say Jim, came an agon- ized request, if you can get by the old goat, give us a hand. I ' m afraid we ' ll break some of the bottles and this stuff smells like asafedita. Jim assisting, the contraband was successfully landed in the room. The old goat, too astonished for words, sought eagerly to pierce the Stygian darkness. Glass clinked against other glass, and someone turned the lock. Abruptly the spirit of ' 86 was mani- fested. What are you guys tryin ' to get away with? he yelped in old time prefect style. But a single zepyr of sound rewarded the query. It seemed, as they closed the door on the outside, that one of the midnight intruders had muttered. Oh. chase yourself. Too astounded to compose himself for slumber, the old alumnus waited. A step thudded upon the grass out- side, a second was followed by a whole succession. A tardy moon flooded the room with dim light. A black bulk loomed before the open window. Now boost him up head first. it directed, and for the love of Heaven, keep his mouth shut. Him came up as directed, head first. At brief intervals, he sought to inform the world at large that he could lick any fourteen cops that ever wore brass buttons, but influences internal and external seemed to mar his fluency of speech. Did you see the watchman? queried one of the boosters anxi- ously. Yep. came the laconic re- tort, he ' s chasing Dave and Spoofie over toward Sorin. Too bad that Fat got pinched, remarked another casually, but I told him not to hit ' im. Several concurred in the opinion that there was no use of Fat giving Gerie ' s es- i )h . cort the once over with a cop right in the hall. I thought Nuts MecGregor was With our gang. observed a lineal des- cendent of Marshal Ney. Nothin ' doin. came the reply. ' He an ' Gink Sullivan had to swipe that K S beer sign, and then Slim McDonald butted in with the pro- posal that they chase up and get that laundry placard they d been trying for all year. Well , said the latest arrival And then with the dramatic effec- tiveness of Banquo ' s ghost, ' 86 rose in bed. Stumbling, crowding and pushing, the gang fled out into the hall. All but the would-be vanquisher of the fourteen unoffending cops. He, stirred to lachrymose reminiscence by a fancied resemblance of the old alum- nus to a long lost uncle, draped him- self about the former ' s neck and wept. Saying things that no man may mut- ter with impunity, the spirit of ' 86 in the person of one irascible middle aged gentleman, rose and booted the weeper into the corridor. Closing and locking the window, he crawled again beneath the quilt. Then, a tap at the window; others, louder, with increasing violence, a sharp rattling of the frame, and a subdued voice wondering who in hell had locked the unmentionable window. Undoubted- ly, as the voice continued, some cross eyed, yellow livered mutt whose true designation would constitute an of- fense against society. With grim determination ' 86 rose and unlocked. Hello, old scout, said the relieved applicant for admission, you sure nearly gummed the game. A beer sign appeared over the ledge before ' 86 could frame a retort. The r. a. for a. assisted the bulky glass sign inboard. It proclaimed the superior thirst quenching merits of Golden Glow. Late in the season for this stuff. murmured the reassured relieved ap- plicant etc.. but canusem nexyear. What in the deuce do you suppose this is? began the old goat. ' a public thoroughfare? Well you see, responded the r, a., it s the only window open, and the whole hall has to use it. A laundry sign entered, a No Admit- tance and a Private Grounds pla- card followed. Then two more youths puffing with exertion, clambered through. One of the old bunch, 1 guess, explained the first r. a. cas- ually, hes a pretty good old top. an didnt know we was working the window. The guardian of the turbulent spirit of ' 86 did not deign to acknowledge the murmurs of doubtful delight. How many all told? he asked with desperate calm. How many in, now? rejoined the initial r. a. Thirteen grimly. Well, Fat and Shorty were pinched and Dodo got discouraged by the cemetery, and went in and went to sleep. I guess theres only twenty- four out, concluded the i. r. a. reassuringly. Twenty-four!!! The old Alum- nus collapsed upon the bed. By cautious stages, vandals and signs progressed out of the room and down the hall. A rapid thudding and shouts. A figure catapults through the yawning void. Irish brogue in exterior dark- ness says, m get ye yet. yedomned yoong spalpeen. ' Voice in interior advises Milesian inflection to betake itself to a locality more remarkable for heat than humidity. Old Almu- nus roars with rage. Figure exits by door. Something tinkles on rug. Spirit of ' 86 in pursuit steps on smooth cold cylinder. Same collapses. Odor of brewery and sound of breaking glass. Alumnus hugs his gory heel and raves. Quiet reigns once again. Our hero has closed and locked window, push- ing wardrobe against same. As he crawls under the bed he is heard to mutter. Why in tarnation don ' t the Facul- ty exercise some authority round here? Lettin ' a bunch of hell-roaring young imps run away with things. Two-thirty a. m. and twenty-three to come. Sounds of approaching apop- lectic stroke. Calmer by degrees and finally. Now in ' 86 the gang tended to business, behaved like gentlemen, never fooled way the old man s kale Sounds of pandemonium at window. Voices demand admittance. But the grizzled gentleman has fainted. Voice outside mutters despairingly. No use fellows. 1 guess it ' s us for the fire-escape. Silence again save for delirious maunderings of ' 86. OUR IDEA OF NOTHING AT ALL I. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 12. 13. 14. 13. 16. 17. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. Friday night suppers. Rockne ' s hair. Delana ' s Wit. The Treasurer s generosity. Geiger ' s mustache. Dundon ' s punctuality. Bro. Flos consistency. Liberties of Carroll Hall. Peace and Safety in Sorin. Walter ' s Bull. Willie Chase (should read Case) at rest (Inconceivable.) Discipline in the Senior Phil- osophy class. Silence in the Library. Father Crumley ' s enthusiasm. What Conway hasn ' t told us about Dear Old Portland. Eicks feeling of security. Hearn ' s arguments. What the most of us know of St. Mary ' s. Lemon in Bro. Leap s lemonade. Metaphysics. Nig Kane as a pitcher. Durbin. Sorin spirit. St. Joe track-team. Bro. Matthias system. Decorum in the Colonel s class. Calc. Prof. — How did you get that answer. Mr. Daley? Daley— Well. Prof.. I didn ' t do it by Calculus. 1 used mathematics on it. CHANGE The topic in Metaphysics class was change. Carroll was at bat. Can you name some sort of change? quized the prof. After some moments of thought. Carroll swung wildly, Change o weather. Good! Name another kind of change. Small change. Short change. Then Frawley with this: I remember the first year 1 was here we had a change of bed sheets. Seven yeara since. A BUSY BURG Kane — Hi there, John! Just get- ting back? How ' s everything in Still- water. Burke — Oh. lively as usual. Lots of excitement. Night before last the fire house burnt down; yesterday the traffic cop was run over by a funeral; and old Squire Higgans, who dropped dead in front of the post office last Tuesday was found Sunday morning. THINGS MOST USED DURING THE YEAR Durbin ' s window. The lid. The door S. and P. and Hagedorn ' s (barber shop). Corn Flakes. Cigarettes. Cosmopolitan. Mikes and Hullies. THINGS LEAST USED DURING THE YEAR Books. Truth. Safety Valve. Vespers. Library. Judgment. Economics Prof. — Mr. Lenihan, name some of the duties of our Am- bassador to England. Lenihan — He has to take the King to the White Sox-Giant baseball game. QUICK, IVAN. THE BOMB! THE SENIOR LAWS ARE IN AGAIN Finegan — Mr. President. Pres. — Mr. Finegan. Finegan — 1 move. Voice — Make him prove it. We never saw him. Pres. — Mr. Finegan has the floor. Duggan — Well, why don ' t he stand on it and get ofl my foot. Finegan — I move that — Pres. — Mr. Robbins! Will you please put that brick in your pocket. This is not target practice. Flannagan — I move that a commit- tee be appointed to — Gushurst — By the supreme right of the initiative and referendum. I de- mand an election. Ward — (Yawning) — What was that about a collection. Well you can count me out of it. We are having entirely too many assessments. Now. one anvil on our shoulders is enough. If this meeting was being held in Montana Keefe — Well it isn ' t: it is being held in March. Pres. — Mr. Larney, don ' t you dare hit Mr. Keefe with that chair. Gentle- men, are you ready for the question? O ' Neil — (Cautiously) — Depends on what it is. I am not very well pre- pared today. Pres. — This a question of great moment. McCarthy — Perhaps, so. under the circumcisis. Elward — Aw, somebody ought to buy you guys a sword and a big hat and then hang your picture on the wall. Gray — I ' d like to know when this date will take place. Pres. — It is very uncertain. Hayes Well, how about the doc- trine of Id certum est quod certum reddi potest? Pres. I have as yet heard no red eyed protests. Besides any one who would cry about a little thing like that is beneath our notice. Downing — Well. I want to say right here that we can prevent red eyes and red noses too, if we don ' t spike too much punch. Massey — Spike the punch! Let them go ahead: I ' ll drink through a strainer. I won ' t have any hardware playing tag with my intestines. Dorais — I move that a vote of the class be taken to ascertain whether we want to give a formal dance or a street car party to Niles. Vaughn — I would like to amend that motion in order that we first find out if Hill Street transfers will be acceptable as fare: also if we have to pay for the girls and if the members who do not attend will be liable for any insanity resultant from reading the Sapolio ads enroute. Dorais — I accept the amendment. Pres. — All in favor of the motion say aye; contrary sit down. If you have anything further to say — shut up. Finegan — I move that — Pres. — Mr. Finegan has the floor. Curry — Now that he ' s got it, what ' s he goin ' to do with it? Finegan — Search me. I move we adjourn. MONTHLY EXAMIN. TION IN SORIN Name? Where do you get your smoking? What course are you taking? Whom do you chum with? Ever do anything in the athletic line? Do you visit in rooms? Have you paid your dollar for the athletic fund? WHAT DID HE GET? A certain young journalist, very particular about his looks, who parts his hair on the gospel side, crossed the corridor to Prof. Ackerman ' s room and asked: May I borrow your comb, please? Scott — Say. Mee. do you know what a cayusc is? Mee — Sure, it ' s a female coyote. I Over The Telephone FIAT LUX Alio! Alio! Yas! Dis Corby Hall. ' Dis de Langwedge Professer. ' Oh yas! Principal of de High School. Examination in de Langwedge Class? Yas! 1 link 1 can geeve one. You will sand machine? All righ ' . 1 will be ready at 2 o ' clock. 2-10 P. M. Alio Central! Geeve me High School. ' Alio Alio! Dis de High School? ' De machine is not here. For de Professor to geeve lang- wedge examination. What is dis — you didn ' ? I answer de phone myself. Your exam are over two mont ago? G-o-o-d bye! REMEMBER WHAT DAVY CROCKETT SAID Hello! This Sorin? Oh! hello Cuz! Why didn ' t you get permission for me? Off that stuff! I know your voice. Is Father Quinlan around? Well chase your tail up to Father McManus and get ' per ' for me. Do you hear? I ' ve got a swell pullet dated up down here and I want to look her over. Believe me she ' s some clucker! Oh! I beg your pardon Father, Quinlan? 1 Yes — I ' ll be right out on the next car! THE KIDDER KIDDED (Deac. Jones answers the phone.) Hello. Yes — this is Corby. No Father Farly isn ' t here. You say — isn ' t that guy ever here? Sure! but he isn ' t waitin ' for boobs like you to call him up. Well you poor blankety-blank, if you ' ve got anything to say against him, come out here and say it. Who ' m I? Come out and see if your anxious to find out. Yes. I ' ll be right here in the office. (Fifteen minutes later Father Farly enters office) Hi! Deac! Did Father McNa- mara call up? DID THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU? (Our Rector answers the phone.) Yes. Ma ' am. Bill Kennedy? Just a minute. Then turning to the occupant of his arm chair. This is Tuesday. Miller ' s dance to-night! huh? Eu- gene. (Returning to phone.) No. Can ' t find William. He ' s taking a bath. ' Reader is at liberty to insert anything he pleases. 197 Looking Back at 1914 i Listen my children and you shall hear of the stormy election we had that year, or if you prefer you may learn by a look, for this has appeared in our Dome ' s-day book. ' Twas late in the winter the struggle began, and plotting was started by every clan. In every spare hour and every spare room, was secretly born a political boom. There were groups on the campus and groups in the halls; there were groups down at Hullie ' s and at Miss Miller ' s balls. There was cau- cus at Du Jarie, caucus at gym; there was caucus in ragtime and caucus in hymn. They plotted in earnest and plotted in fun; they plotted in shade and plotted in sun. They argued in lecture and argued in class; they ar- gued before and after high mass. They battled in bath room and battled in bed and one engineer broke a scientist ' s head. When a stude was awakened by hideous screeches, he knew ' twas philosophers practicing speeches; and even biologists exer- cised gab at every spare moment in chemistry lab. But among the Litt. B ' s it was very much worse, for the litry. gents speeches are always in verse. These antics evoked many under-grad laughs, and threatened some flunking by several profs. The miners forgot they e ' er had me- tallurgy, and we daily expected a break with the clergy, for the day was nearby when we startled creation by the last meeting held for the Dome dedication What ' s that? you know there ' s more because I ' ve said not a word ' bout the slick Senior Laws? Bear with me then, and soon you shall know, how the lawyers played wise in that meet, long ago. ' Twas a stormy Sunday morning, and a goodly crowd was there that filled the Sorin law room with corn- cob smoky air; and as the hum of con- versation passed through the open door, Joe Walsh, the doughty cava- lier, arose and took the floor. Then quoth the brave soldier, his hand on his sword (and the thirty-five lawyers said never a word): Now there ' s Roosevelt, Wilson and Kid Adoo, but greater than all is Martin McCue; his deeds have been lauded in prose and in poem, and to him. is due praise from the year Fourteen Dome. Then up from his chair jumped the peerles Knute. who so often has charmed us with notes from his flute: Aw, get down on your knees and get into the game; you ' re off on your signals, your takhn ' s tame. Get off with the whistle; get under the ball; just pick out your player and roll him — that ' s all. Why there ' s only one man here who ' s worthy of fame; he ' s bound to grow greater and Nieuwland ' s his name. So hitch up your horses and give him a ride. Joe Walsh is alright but he ' s playing off- side. So each one praised the man he loved with eulogy deserving; some spoke for Father Carrico and some for Father Irving. Some got away with word or two and some with words unended; some tempered fact with a lie or two and with some lies were unblended. Down dropt the heads, the heads drop down; ' twas said as sad could be. to hear the voice of Kirchman. pitched loud in upper C. O students hark to my remark and blest be he who joins, with me in casting joy- fully a vote for Colonel Hoynes. Vote after vote, vote after vote, they cast nor offered motion- as idle a picture show on Monday morn in Goshen. Nothin ' to say my children, noth- in ' at all to say. the men with the votes I ' ve noticed, generally have their way. The democrats had it remem- ber despite the talkin ' of Ted, and the lawyers came to the mcetin ' place, loaded for bear ' tis said. Yes ' twas the good ship Blackstone that weathered the stormy sea. and the lawyers had taken their votes along to keep them company. Well It ' s all right if you ' re from RahBton. 198 IT ALL COMES UNDER THE HEAD OF EDUCATION Prof. — What do you know about Brasidas. Mr. Hynes? Hynes — Why-er-that s an island in the Aegean — Baujan (prompting) — No. you mut, he ' s a man. Prof. — I didn ' t quite get what you said. Hynes — He was a Grecian. Prof. — Yes, very good, a Grecian general. Was he an Athenian or a Lacedamonian? Voice — Get your pitch-fork out. Shorty, and spread it. Hynes — Athsenian. Prof. — Next. Baujan — Lacedamonian. Prof. — Correct. Now what did he do? Baujan (in undertone) — What did he do? Delana — I can ' t find the place. Prof. — Next; next, next, next Voice — What d ' you think this is, a barber shop? Prof. — Next Another voice — What page is it on. Prof.? Prof. — Next, next — Who knows? Let ' s see a hand. (Stage business of Baujan and Durbin raising hands. Delana raises both hands). All right Mr. Durbin, what did Brasidas do? Durbin — I forgot. Prof. Class — (Does the mob scene). Prof. — You say you forget it, did you ever get it? Voice — Good joke. (Applause). Prof.— Well. Mr. Delana, you held up both hands, do you remember what he did now? How does Bra- sides — Delana — Oh.Brasides? He ' s not the fellow 1 was holding up my hand for. I must have overlooked that part. Prof. — You mean you never looked over that part. Class — Ha, ha. ha. Some repartee. Prof. — Now just a minute. 1 wourten ' t do that if I were you. 1 shourten ' t like to discipline you, but I must maintain strict order in my class, I thort you men had betier sense, and courd behave. (Bell rings; much shifting of feet and chairs). For ' tomorrow ' s discuzzion. take the fol- ' ■ lowing chapter. (Curtain). y. Joe Kane — I got this red candle so that I ' d have a nice red light. Mooney — Why didn ' t you get a black one so that you could study in the dark? - y Which is as good as the Mexican who told the nurse at St. Joseph Hos- pital that chrysanthemums were his birth stone. Or as good as King when he said the best quartet he ever heard had only three voices in it. Student — Is it true, Brother, that both of the lakes used to be one? Old Brother — No, there have been two lakes ever since the school was founded. You ought to know that from the name. N otre Dame du Lac ©u lac — two lakes. Where s your French? HEARD IN FRONT OF CHURCH Good evening. Father Cavanaugh — oh, pardon me, Brother, I thought you were Father Cavanaugh. Oh, say, what ' re the chances to go down town for a while tonight? All right, but don ' t let ' Shu ' see you. Sanford — Kane, you need a wife to keep you from raising hell. Kane — No, I don ' t. I need a wife to help me raise Kanes. Walter calculates that it will take him eight years to go through the Seminary, but we are told that one can see everything they have over there in half an hour. Placing (Scene: — Student ' s Office) (Enter Mrs. B. excitedly) Mrs. B. — 1 want to see Father Maloney. I must see Father Maloney. Secretary — He ' s not here. mam. Mrs. B. — Then where is he? Secretary — He s out on the lawn scattering half dollars among the boys. Can 1 do anything for you? Mrs. B. — Why — er — yes. Now there are my sons Archibald and Percivale and Wellington and Le- land Jr. 1 want to enter them in school here and Id like to know how Im going to do it. Sec. — Well, mam you see you must enter them and then pay. Mrs. B. — Well my son Archibald is a great athlete and Id like to know what hall would be best for him. Sec. — Madam there s only one. Mrs. B. — Only one? Sec. — Only one. Mrs. B. — Now, my boy Archibald is not so fond of his studies, doesn ' t care to burn midnight oil as they say. But he ' s awfully fond of foot- ball and baseball and such. Sec. — Madam, we ' ll put him in Farley — no 1 mean Corby Hall. As for studies, well, when he gets older there ' s time enough to hook up with the books. Now we ' ll secure him for Corby and get six months night per- missions. Mrs. B. — Then here ' s Percivale. He s an awfully quiet, silent, sleepy child; never cares to play with other boys; never has won any games of any kind — is a child that ' s really dead. Sec. — Put him in Sorin. There with the other dead let him rest. Percivale. — Do they play with mar- bles in Sorin? Sec. — Yes, dear. Sorin ' s second name is marble halls. Mrs. B. — Now this is Wellington. He has always been delinquent in his studies. Her Boys Sec. — Delinquent did you say? Write it quickly, Walsh. Wellington — Are there delinquen boys in Walsh? Sec. — Are there? Are there cats in Bro. Matthias ' cattery? Are there pennants in Brol Flo ' s pennery. Young man, were there ever marbles in Sorin Hall??? Mrs. B. — And this, finally is Leland ■ Sec. — Leland Jr. I m glad to see you I ' m sure. You ' re just fit for Carroll Hall. Mrs. B. — You see Leland Jr. is a nervous, excitable child who has had the mumps from infancy. He ' s a dreamy retiring boy who loves the sunshine and must positively have a glass of hot syrup every night. Now can you assure me those boys in this Carroll Hall won ' t beat my boy? Sec. — Eat him? Eer — no — 1 think I can assure you they won ' t eat him. At least if they do they ' ve never done so before. But you can ' t tell. How- ever we ' ll wire you if the worst hap- pens. Mrs. B. — You misunderstand me. 1 mean will they beat my boy. Sec. — Oh beat him; why certainly. Let me see. how many times a day do you want to have him beaten? Leland Jr. — I don ' t want to be beaten. I want to be alone where there isn ' t a single student. Sec. — Then you want to go to church when there ' s optional vespers. Mrs. B.— Well, good bye. By the way whats that building back near the railway. Sec. — That ' s one mile west, or the Forbidden Palace. Mrs. B. — How do the boys go over there? Sec. — They don ' t go over except the minnims on Summer Vacation when the Queens are all gone. Leland Jr. — That ' s funny. Sec. — Yes very; almost as funny as the Safety Valve. Mrs. B. — How about the boy ' s spending money? v (. Sec. — You can leave it here in the Office. Mrs. B. — About how much should jjthey be allowed? Sec. — Let me see? Oh about a (dime a month. I should say. Mrs. B. — A dime a month? Sec. — Yes for the start. If it seems too much Fr. Moloney will re- duce it to a nickel. Mrs. B.—All right. Good bye. Sec. — Good bye. We ' ll send you the bills promptly and let you know if Leland Jr. is alive after the first month in Carroll Hall. ON A SUMMER ' S NIGHT Everything grows dimmer ' Long the river path. Star-drops early glimmer. — Hot day ' s aftermath. Crickets in a grass clump Creaking merrily. Hoot-owl on the beach stump Hooting eerily. Sickle moon a-mooning, — ' Squitoes busy ply Trade on lovers spooning By the old Three 1. A PANTOUM— DEDICATING THE DOME Whom shall the Dome be inscribed to? (How guileless the Senior Law crowd! We ' re slipping one on that three- year crew.) Politics here not allowed. How guileless the Senior Law crowd — Raws-berry stuff on the Colonel. Politics here not allowed. (Our own gang is busted internal). Raws-berry stuff on the Colonel. Don ' t show the name that you wrote, (Our own gang is busted internal). Damn! Something went wrong at the vote! Don ' t show the name that you wrote. That darn, crooked Senior Law crowd! Damn! Something went wrong at the vote! And politics were not allowed. ZERO IN FRIENDSHIP The fellow who gives you a two- doUar-per picture in return for your eight-buck one. GOING TO THE SENIOR BALL— APOLOGIES TO GOLDBERG 202 Autobiography of a (By Peter Thus I begin: I remember well the night 1 landed at Cedar Point — the lights and music, the half moon just dipping into the lake to the West, the dark shore and back ground of trees — distinctly were these things impressed upon my mind and the poetry of it all. Then the double awakening in the morning. 1 had come to this lovely place, the delight of the idle, to work! But I would roll up my trouser-tops and step in. AN ENERGETIC SALESMAN That morning there were many of we college boys lined up for our posi- tions in the Coliseum; and when my time came to talk to the manager, he rushed over, grasped me by the hand and said: Hello. Jones, you ' re just the man Im looking for. His reception of me was more enthusiastic than any of the others. He called me Jones, but I didn ' t mind that because I ' ve been called all sorts of names. The job was soft. I had visions of magnifi- cent pecuniary remuneration, but two College Student R. Yens) mornings later the manager came down and with him was Deak Jones. Well, after I resigned from that position, I secured employment as watchman of the girls ' dormitory. His duties is to not let any but the employees through the gate. To get in one must show her ticket. But a blind man should have this job; for of all the places from whence those women got their tickets from! I used to turn my head away. But the women didn ' t bother me nohow. I was not like some of my friends, whom, by the lavish use of the long green were wont to satisfy a woman ' s whim. These same cir- culated the report that I was a wo- man-hater. Immediately the man- ager wanted to secure my service for the beach patrol — I couldn ' t swim. My busines eye was open for a better position, so soon 1 became a waiter in the Coliseum, drawn thither by the enticing lure of the tips. In my earnest endeavor to serve the corporation, I sometimes lost sight of myself. Sometimes about noon I would count my change and find my- self as much as sixty cents to go good, but when I checked in at night some- how there was always an unexplain- able deficiency. And I was losing money. I felt that my powers were not put to the best use; I longed for broader fields of endeavor. So one eve. un- known to all, I slipped out, bag and baggage. 1 decided to be a travelling sales- man for Man ' s Medical Manual. The territory allotted to me was in north- ern Michigan. At the first little town at which I stopped at I alighted from the train, and everyone in a small town is down to see who gets off the train, and as I being a stranger. I felt that all eyes were riveted upon me. And as this popularity might be conducive to increased sales. I made the most of it. but it cost me twenty- )A five cents for a dinner at the hotel. They all fell for me. and the first night I sold a book, and they insisted )n me staying for supper, after which ly host introduced me to his comely, )uxom daughters, high school girls. And 1 spent an agreeable evening. 1 thought that there were many such evenings ahead of me; the housewife preparing a real country meal, the farmer looking after my comfort; and the daughters insisting on playing and singing for me. while 1 could sit back and dream. But to my sorrow such was not the case. 1 found girls rather scarce in this district, and 1 was not sorry because I found their presence always embarassing; the ruffle of a skirt setting my blood awhirl and causing me to forget my speech. This was so intensified, that many times 1 passed a house that flew a calico dress from the clothes line, although the presence of a vicious canine could not deter me. But dogs, too. are the bane of an energetic salesman s life. Although not inhos- pitable, these Michigan backwoods- men will not let you stay in their house or even in the barn. There- fore this latter place must be gained after dark by stealth without the knowledge of the dogs. Often it was necessary for one to manoeuver around from three different sides be- fore finally effecting a silent entry. Then it was necessary to grope about in the dark, locate the animals and finally to mount the ladder to the hay. Once 1 spent twenty minutes trying to get a horse to move so I wouldn ' t get kicked by it, only to find the next morning there was no hor.se there. In the morning, I was up and away at four-thirty a. m. be- fore the family and the dogs were about, usually finishing my sleep in a soft spot in the neighboring woods with my book for a pillow. Often that book stood me a good stead as a weapon, but when 1 could get the dog ' s eye, 1 felt no fear, for 1 could hold him at bay with a sort of hyp- notic power. I was always afraid to cross over fields at night on account of cattle, and 1 had many narrow escapes. Once while passing through a field I heard the beat of hoofs and an angry snort in my ears. Immediately I made for the nearest fence with the beast steadily gaining on me. 1 failed to hurdle the fence, striking my shin on the top rail and alighting on the other side on my neck. Re- gaining my self control and my straw hat 1 looked for the infuriated bull, but to my utter astonishment a flock of pigs stood grunting through the fence at me. But such difficulties must be taken as they come, and the hay loft is much better than under the wide and starry. As might be expected, traveling the dusty roads all day, you get very dirty. Therefore 1 insisted on a weekly bath, usually in a convenient stream — if no snakes were about. But once when 1 had denuded myself, crept to a large rock at the edge of the stream, and was stooping over, wetting my temples, preparatory to an invigorating plunge — the rock tipped over and to my awful horror, revealed a whole nest of snakes. Need- less to say, I gave up the bath idea. But knowing the value of first im- pression on a customer, 1 always kept up my personal appearance. 1 had a box of soap, a pocket comb and a ten cent mirror, which 1 used every morning. My collar being rubber was easily cleaned. But evidently good appearance did not count for everything, for one evening, just after cleaning up. I applied for lodging at a farm house and the woman replied, I don ' t take agents in. But with one eye on the barn. 1 floored her with If you don ' t take agents in. I don ' t want to be the first one. On another occasion, when the modesty of culture agam fanned the slumbering coals of natural long- ing to sleep between sheets — I applied at a farm house for lodging. The woman, apparently just closing the door for the night, seemed startled at my apparition from the Stygian gloom. Before she could speak, I began my canvass, but she left me there without a word. A moment later her husband came to the door. He was a powerful giant — at least six foot three in his stocking feet — with small, beady eyes and barefeet. 1 began my canvass again looking up occasionally to see how he was taking it. But he spoke no word, moved not a muscle — only looked at me. When I had finished, as he said nothing. 1 thought it best to begin again, em- phasizing the salient things. Thus another fifteen minutes was spent, but still nothing from the silent, glaring grunt. 1 was just beginning for a third time when without a word he left the room, so I said, Well, I guess I ' ll be going. And 1 did. Next day a farmer told me that these people were deaf and dumb. But I got even with them — 1 slept in their barn next night, notwithstand- ing the uproarious welcome of their dogs. Later in the season, after a three days canvass of White Pigeon, the net results of which were nil, 1 re- solved to shake its dust from my shoes, and work southward towards Notre Dame. So early one morning 1 struck out, and though the sun was blazing and the road long and dusty, 1 did not mind it, I knew every step was bringing me closer to the com- forts of college life and friends. I walked and walked and walked, but arrived at nowhere. Night came on, the sun went down, when all of a sudden 1 saw the light of a town ahead. 1 approached eagerly to the R. R. station to find out what town 1 had struck. To my total disgust I read the sign White Pigeon. The next night to prevent a recurrence of the previous days experience, 1 made arrangements with the brakie of the logging train to ride with him in a box car. He charged me a dol- lar but I didn ' t mind that because the train was to go 190 miles south that night. 1 was tired and went to sleep. On awakening next morning 1 found that the car was all by it ' s self — on a side track — and no bra- kie in sight. Half an hour later a farmer passed and 1 asked him how far it was to the nearest town. Right up the track three miles- and you ' ll come to White Pigeon. ' 1 spent the day hunting for that fresh brakie, then left a note on the car for him that he won ' t soon forget. Though it took almost my last cent, 1 took the regular passenger train that night and got in to Notre Dame next afternoon. Never did the place look so welcome, never did 1 rejoice more to see the faces of faculty stu- dents, never did the meals seem so good, never did 1 sleep so well as I did the first day back at school! A solemn peace possessed me. A great happiness flooded my soul. 1 was once more in my fathers house. yVi BOOBS WE HAVE MET Seniors who take Military. Engineers who are eternally belly- aching about all other courses being snaps. The guy who wears B. V. D ' s all winter and then brags about it. The Journalistic triumvirate (or triumadolescenate. ) The would-be lawyer who goes down to the court house at every opportunity and sits by the Judge. The fellow who begins with, The best story 1 ever heard, and then springs that one about They ' re mov- ing hell, Pat, and the first load just went by. The gink who throws apples when coming from breakfast. The simp who drops an iron cus- pidor from the third story on another ' s head for a practical joke. The idiot who starts a mob-scene howl in class and thereby gets a dou- ble duty inflicted on the whole class. The cusworthy imbecile who raises his hand to let the prof, know he knows the lesson. Prof. — What is a vacuum? Dundon — 1 have it in my head, but I can ' t express it. Ih Letters of a Japanese School Boy (An Interview with Dictator L. S. Gawgn) o Editor Dome ' who will please to e more careful to get caught when Iciving. Dear Sir: Last Wednesday night I got feeling of lonseome reform, so I put on Tuxe- do slippers and go head bare like skiver to Hall of Morpheus Tetanus. Hon. Huerta L. S. Gawgn, dictator, live on floor one steps up and tilt door open for peeking. He got con- siderable asylum-intelligence and would make a good prefect for un- matured ward. 1 found him by lamp light wearing goldly spectacles while playing solitaire game like checkers. He feel my biceps while shaking hands and seem to examine my hair for criminal traits. 1 ask him would he like go see emotion picture show with my accompaniment. He say no. He prefer set stationary and talk about Foot-ball. 1 explain that 1 did not keep up pretty well with sporty events, but my Cousin Jo. Keni were entirely educated about fat live stock and parchesi. He give high-up laugh of culture. Foot-ball are not sporty event, he define. It are scientific. — See here, in this playlet 1 collapse one man by smearing with four interferers. I got no time to think- foreign languages. I say so while admiring high-browed expression with Garden of Allah sensation. I come here to ask some big importance. Would it be convenient to give Hon. Nutti Balbbin, general consent? No! No! he report for iconoclas- tic smiling. He disheed all rules, have blamishes. and many other signs of humanity. Everytime he skive yet. 1 fasten upon him, he pronounce with modest Old King Brady dictation. So he are still in my superintend. What you do when they break rules and no apprehension? 1 re- quire with rock-the-boat eyebrows. I collapsly lid. he peeve with eyes roll like marbles dropped down- stair from barrels. Just then Hon. Jack Wardsuki. squab stool, penetrate into room and tell All penny in the slot lights out and bulbs are disrupting like Battle Torreon Pass. Also. he abrupt. Weight for hold paper when wind is blowing just romp in through library window. Also come down stairs the articles which 1 name here: 6 light bulbs; 2cuspidorandcontents: I switch iron; I bathtub; 8 door- nobs. Send me H Jn. Nutti Balbbin, corrode desport while holding watch and nothing rate of strange foot steps around building. He are not in proximity, negoti- ate Hon. Wardsuki. 1 think he are at Oliver ' s Hostelry quibbling on piano forte, 1 suggest. He shall be punished, for no one else has less intelligence. reject Hon. Huerta L. S. Gawgn with smile like Canis Lupus. But he are unguilty, 1 snib. My defective sense transmits me who are guilty, he pronounce, Hon. Nutti Babblin must bear inconven- ience. 1 refuse testimony. I holler, Hon. Nutti Babblin are not offend- ing. Just then there are cessation of snipers firing up stair and whole building shiver from huge crash. I sweat cold from chilled pores. Hon. Huerta L. S. Gawgn. 1 denominate punctually while choosing my hat from table, escuse my escape I wish for search out building where 1 can sober my neuresthenics and sleep tranquil. Also, 1 snatch. I think you are misconcepting true culprit. Please excuse. Uncivilized brain, he snarel. Go forthly. Such depraved minds like yours drive tacks into the feet of Science when he try to progress. 206 And yet the world do more in spite of Khorebi Hall. Morpheus Hall also move occas- ionally, I inject with Frisco express- ion as my seismograph nerves denote much trembling of bricks and floors from another third floor quake. So 1 elope away full of low char- acter. Hoping you are the same. Yours truly Hashimura Togo (With apologies to Wallace Irwin). THE MERCHANT OF NOTRE DAME You could never find the place alone. Someone has, to lead you to it. You enter a little shack within a gloomy old brick building and are confronted with an armor plated slide breast high. It is closed down fast. The careful keeper has had previous experience with the denizens of Caroll Hall. Underneath the slide a crack of light shows and stooping down you peak through seeing a shadow in black passing hurriedly back and forth. Hey. you shout and hey again but no motion to- ward you from within. Only the passing back and forth goes on. The boy with you is wise. He taps a nickel on the tinned counter and the portcullis rises almost instantaneous- ly. And there he is, old, wizened, shrewd-eyed, with quick nervous ac- tion acquired by long experience with boys and faculty marauders. Lemonade and sevens your lieu- tenant says and you murmur the same. Out come the huge mugs and the deep-frosted cookies. Your com- panion buries his lips in the liquid and drinks with great gusto while you in feeble imitation attempt the same reflecting as you do what a splendid example that porcelain pit- cher is of the old Biblical proverb of the pitcher that went too often to the well. Formerly lemonade and sevens cost but five cents the two but now. so the vendor says, the ris- ing price of lemons has made him increase the cost to a dime. As you drink you wonder what the price of lemons has to do with the price of this lemonade. Later you get in touch with one of ' the old Shylock ' s assistants who tells you that for thirty years the ancient mixerologist has been working with lemons, splitting forty into four parts each day and crushing them up with precisely two hundred and ten wal- lops of a churn dasher and adding an allotment of water the quantity of which has not altered a scintilla dur- ing the goings and comings of two generations of Caroll Hallers. We turn away and as we do a group of youngsters arrive. Lemonade and sevens they shout but the seller stands passively by. Lemonade and sevens ' again they shout, and as we turn away the last thing we can hear is Um, eheh, where ' s your dime? WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THIS BEFORE? Obviously, you see. the Inter- State Commerce Commission has nothing to do with the increased cost of living. said the Reverend Pro- fessor, running his fingers through the tuft of frontal hair and glancing sternly toward an uncomfortable stu- dent of Banking. I don ' t mind your disagreeing with the text if you first state the author ' s words and after- ward explain the points on which you are at variance with him. But White is pretty good on this matter, yes. quite good. I should say. You have read the lesson? Yes? W-e-lI. — I don ' t see why a college man can- not read a few pages and understand them. This book is elementary, very elementary, and was written for popular reading more than for study. There is nothing occult about it. The man on the street corner could tell us as much as you have. I would advise a little more application on your part. Mr. Galvin, will you tell us . Sfv iped ffom my fr iencls ' .5crapJoooK Andy ' s First Call — Likely His Last ' Twas a ' rec ' evening in October. The clear, starry sky. the warm at- mosphere, the bright full moon, every- thing in fact was conducive to ro- mance and adventure. Yet for lack of feminine acquaintances Andy was forced to remain in his room. But the gloom was dispelled when Jack, the society flyer, appeared on the threshold: Say Andy, you remember my tell- ing you about that queen your bro- ther used to go to see. he began, and observing that Andy was alive to the question, continued. Well 1 met her in town today and she said that you were one Freshmen whom she want- ed to meet. She is staying with her sister and they want us to come down tonight. ' She s for me. put in Andy excit- edly. Now remember. enjoined Jack, Her sister has a steady down town. — Yes they ' re engaged and furthermore if that regular man ever catches any of us around there, it ' s ' So long, Katy, ' for us. He is so jealous that he ' s des- perate and he is always hanging a- round looking for something to scrap about. But you don ' t mind a little thing like that, do you? I know you are game; your brother before you, was. Well if that guy wants any trouble we can give it to him. can ' t we. Jack? Andy replied doubling his fists defi- antly. Andy then proceeded to don his best brand of society togs. They say it took him at least an hour to dike out. Meanwhile Jack put some of the bunch next. They proceeded merrily down the street a good dis- tance ahead of the two society trot- ters and settled down behind a plank fence next to the house agreed upon as the place for the call. When Jack and his debutante hove in sight many outbursts of laughter were suppressed behind the plank fence, many ears were alert to catch Andy ' s eager inquiries as he neared them. Jack and Andy were entering the gate, when the former gave th« high sign. A large fellow bare-heade and coatless with a large club in his hand jumped from behind the fenced and demanded: What are you skunks hanging around my girl for? I ' ll get you, you . Look out for the regular guy, exclaimed Jack in Andy ' s ear. Andy saw. Did ' e run? Well, did we ever have roast beef for dinner or corn flakes for breakfast? Gus who was the regular guy says he could have given Dutch Bergmann to the ceme- tery and then have beaten him to the post-office. vV( OWED TO A NUT Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note. As the nut to the lake we hurried. We just gave time to take off his coat; He was shiv ring with cold, but we worried. Slowly (?) and sadly (?) we dropped him in. The cold, icy waters closed round him. He cursed us right hard with his vi- brating chin For he thought we were trying to drown him. The bubbles uprose, and he followed suit. But his rising was all, all in vain. For we introduced his tailor to the point of our boot And sent him right under again. Freshman English Student — Says Dorais, hasn ' t Rockne got some poems he wrote for Freshman English? Well, give em to me, will you? I ' ll just ratify them a little and hand em in tomorrow. Meaning t was coming to him. How Garganus Finickled Two Friends In those days there dwelt in Sorin ijHall a wise man versed in the law ((Junior law) and his name was Some- i ius. It happened that on a certain night Somerius sat late with his book and pondered long. But one Garganus. a gladiator, who had fought many battles for rooters, was passing by and seeing Somerius. he paused, speaking thus to himself: Now indeed shall I hang one on this man of wisdom. For Garganus had with him a strange device which was two rubber bulbs joined by a tube. One of these he placed under his tunic on his left side and concealed the other so that when he pressed upon it, the blub under his tunic made strange motions even as the palpitating of a troubled heart. Whereupon he fell to the floor with loud cries, even as one in the toils of death. Somerius seeing Garganus swoon and hearing him was filled with pity and fright, so taking him up with care brought him into his room and laid him on his bunk. Speak, Josephus Garganus, how may I rid thee of thy trouble? said Somerius. Have you arsenic for my heart trouble? moaned Garganus, and he lay as one dead. Somerius had no arsenic, but placing his hand upon the other ' s side he felt a fearful agi- tation. It affrighted him and he mut- tered : I must find the doctor to minister to this man ere he die. So calling a few friends to remain with the sick man, Somerius went out into the night. Now the night was cold and the snow lay on the ground even to the depth of many inches. Somerius was lightly clad. But he paused neither to put on his back a cloak no r heavy shoes on his feet. Onward through the darkness he hastened seeking one skilled in the art of heal- ing. When Somerius found the healer he said: Lo! there lies in my room in Sorin Hall one sick unto death. Come with me that you may minister unto him. And carrying the healer ' s drugs, Somerius brought him into Sorin. But arriving there they found not Garganus in the room of Somerius. The friends of Somerius were there and they told him amid laughter that Garganus had shaken the dust of the room from his sandals and gone his way. Then the healer said to him, Thou boob, thinkest thou to get away with this. Yea dearly shalt thou pay for this. And Somerius was first amazed and then angry. He shook his fists and beat his breast crying, Verily have I played the goat this night. Then he went in search of Garganus. When he found Garganus, Some- rius siezed him raving, Oho, treache- rous one, thy time has come for I shall paste thee on thy marble dome. But Garganus spake. Fighting is bad on old clothes. Somerius, Cease thy rage and come with me, if thou wouldst laugh. So the two departed and came near to the room of the one Rudolphus of the City of Smoke, when Garganus said, Methinks this guy will fall most willingly. And falling down he gave great groans, while Somerius uttered loud cries of sympathy. Rudolphus hear- ing the commotion was moved to find the cause. Coming out from his room Rudol- phus accosted Somerius. What aileth the poor bum? Give us arsenic, quoth Somerius, He hath failure of the heart. At these words Rudolphus was very much perturbed and he said, Bring him into my house that we may tend to him. This they did. Now Rudolphus had no medicine, but he had seen in the room of a foot- ball player a kind of horse liminent that he used on his bruises and charley-horses so he went to fetch it. Without even waiting the consent of Garganus, Rudolphus poured a great handful upon his side and began to rub. Now this liniment was exceedingly hot and blistered the skin like fire. But Rudolphus thought not of this as he applied it to Garganus. And immediately Garganus felt a sharp pain as if many bumble bees were stinging him. He smote Rudol- phus saying. Thinkest thou me to be the devil, that thou needs massage me with hell fire? Then Garganus retired to his room in silence. Rudolphus was surprised and also pleased that the lotion had cured so rapidly. But Somerius went away laughing, for he thought not of the doctor ' s bill on the morrow. COMFORT IN ST. JOE Ah, this is a gay life. Nothing but comfort, comfort, comfort. Of a winter night when 1 want a drink, all 1 need do is to reach out of bed and pluck an icicle off the steam pipe. 1 have my choice of three ways of being waked in the morning. 1 can have a hundred-candlepower flash- light turned on my eyes if I want to get up at five; 1 can be wakened by an ancient bell once used to torture sinners in the Inquisition but now made musical by the fact that Father Sorin brought it all the way from France — this, if 1 want to get up at six; or I can be tossed out on my left ear almost any time of night when 1 don ' t want to get up at all. Shower baths are at my disposal from 4;30 to 4 :40 every afternoon if 1 can find the Brother and steal his key when he ' s not looking. When the dormitory is locked in the morning with me on the inside, there are always the posts down the front porch — thus 1 may learn to be a fireman. No student of another hall is so fortunate as to have as many roommates as I have. No student of another hall has the noble inspiration afforded by the aesthetic decorations of the pen- nantry which is at my disposal ten minutes every evening. Then the wash-room. Ah, yes. The wash room. If 1 get up exactly at five clock 1 can wash my face and dry it on my shirt for someone has bor- rowed my towel to shine his shoes. 1 tell you this luxurious living is kill- ing. I ' m afraid it ' s spoiled me. When 1 get out of here, the only thing I ' ll be good for will be to act as Sultan of Turkey. — S. Joe Haller. CYCLING SHORTY O Shorty Durrell from Texas has come. His presence you ' ll know by the gas- oline hum Of his loud motorcylce. O he ' s the day-dodger With most reputation; the debonnaire lodger Who curries the smile of the land- lady ' s daughter. (His bold joy rides, some say, nearly caught her.) Of all the back seats of the cycles they ve pressed Durrell ' s is the softest, the ladies at- test. There ' s scarcely a lane in the region around Where he and his motor have never been found. He splits the main drag with his throttle thrown wide. And the students all yell, Hey Nap, lemme ride. He will give the worst bum in the college a whiz. If he hasn ' t a date in the feminine biz. For he ' s a good fellow with never a flaw. The Juniors attest that he ' s keen at the law. At the trial of Twomey he made so much sport That the (Judge and the sheriff) could hardly hold court. Nor did the attorney ' s cross-questions finickle Young Shorty Durrell of the loud motorcycle.! We get a ride to Elkhart for this, t Pronounced to rhyme with pickle. Impromptu Currency ,1 It lacked 13 minutes of being mid- night. South Bend ' s great white way was almost deserted. A youth dashed up Michigan Street in great haste, but he was too late. The last car had gone. The young man stood on the corner, in deep dejection. His manly look, his bold eye. his faultless evening clothes all indicated that he was a student at Notre Dame. The indication was partly correct, in that he was at Notre Dame. He was in despair. And he had a right to be. If he were caught out after twelve it would be all up with him. He would have to say good bye to his college days, and go back to emptying the waste-basket sin fath- er ' s office. He cursed the Hill St. line until the seventh generation, and cast forceable. if not original, asper- sions on that unique institution of torture. He reached in his pocket, and a lone solitary jit gleamed in the 1 moonlight. He put his hand into a coat-pocket and with a thrill drew forth something green and crisp, which crackled in his hand. He looked at it fondly a mo- ment. Shall 1 get a taxi he asked himself. He pondered for a moment. It was eleven minutes to twelve. I ' ll do it. he muttered with deter- mination, I ' ll take a chance. He folded the green and crisp piece of paper up, and stuck it back in his trouser pocket, and crossing the street, woke up a sleepy taxi driver. Notre Dame, and be quick about it, he ordered, 1 want to get out there by twelve. The driver looked him over for a fraction of a moment, noting well his gentle look and aristocratic bearing. All right sir, he said respectfully. And a moment later they were speed- ing it up about sixty per. At three minutes to twelve the taxi drew up at the post-office. The young man stepped out. It was dark, and he could barely distinguish the face of the driver. He reached into his pocket, jammed something into the driver ' s hand that was crisp and crackled, and said, I ' m in time, I guess. Here take this; never mind the change. He had vanished into the night before the chauffeur could thank him. Slowly the taxi turned around, headed toward town, and in a moment its bobbing tail-light had disappeared in the blackness of the maple-lined avenue. In the meantime the youth had reached his room, and now and then, as he was preparing to retire, he broke into long and hearty chuckles. He took a smoke before he turned in, and as he filled his pipe, he fingered lovingly the tobacco can. It cost me a dime, he said, but 1 wonder how much it has saved me? The next morning a taxi-cab driver was figuring up the receipts of the previous day. He was perplexed, nay, even peeved. He scratched his head. I ' m a dollar short, some- where, he said, as he looked at the meter reading. He stuck his hand in his pocket, and drew forth some- thing green and crisp which he regard- ed with a puzzled look. He was a model man and did not use tobacco in any form, which only served to deepen the mystery. Then he said slowly to himself: I wonder where in hell I got them United Cigar Store Coupons. NOTICE! For the dormitory boys who are ashamed of their residences when writing home to her. we suggest the following variations: Brownson Cottage. Carroll Villa. St. Joe Place. Corby Manor. The Walsh Appartments. Bedlam. At the Photographer ' s Eugene — This picture ' s rather good of me. How many shall 1 get? Let ' s see. I don ' t believe one dozen will be quite enough of them to fill the calls from friends when they shall see it. Two dozen then I think will be it. Yes. twenty-four perhaps will do — better too many than too few. In three more days comes Spring vaca- tion (debaters need some recreation). I want to take the pictures home so fix them up and charge The Dome. Miss X. — The Dome just pays for the single print that Galvin chooses to put int. Eugene — What was that! Then The Dome refuses to stand for more than the print it uses? Miss X. — That ' s the fact. (Aside) Poor goof! Eugene — Well, let me see again that proof. On scrutinizing carefully, it doesn ' t seem so good of me. You cannot help but notice it hides my patriarchal brow. (Aside) — She thinks me a conceited ham. I ' m twice as nice as 1 think I am. — The thoughtfulness in the eyes is lost. How much is it that they cost? You re sure that Dome, as you said before, just pays for the one they use, — no more? Miss X. — That ' s all. Eugene — Then, as it doesn ' t please a whit. 1 shan ' t have many made like it. By Thursday morning, please have done for me, — ah-h, finish up — just one. Miss X. — Here comes our young friend back again. Eugene — I ' ve just returned to say that when you finish up that one you may fix eleven more. And say — do a good job. What was the price? Miss X. — Eight dols. per doz. I told you twice. Eugene — Have you no cheaper kinds than these? Miss X. — We have em any price you please. Eugene (aside) — It causes me much direful woe to think of spending so much dough. Miss X. — These here, done up in nifty brown, cost five. Give them the up-and-down. Of course they are not quite so nice as the eights, but then you see, — the price. Eugene — The price — that doesn ' t bother me. I reck not of economy. I ' d just as lief pay two as eight. But really now this brown is great. It seems to impart to my face a sort of quiet, manly grace, — an air of strength and dignity. How much will half a dozen be? Miss X. — Three dollars. Eugene — That eight dollar reveals my enigmatic smile, is the price for six of them? Miss X. — Five dollars. Eugene — What! Miss X. — You see. — ahem- it is only business, when we make them in half dozens then we have to charge a trifle more. Eugene — The coin don ' t count, as I said before. All right, a dozen please and mix them up for me. of each make six. (Going out) — Of course, the best were the eight for twelve, but I couldn ' t force myself to delve that deeply in my jeans as it would have let me down to la demiere jit. And I ' m just about as pleased I find as if I ' d bought the expensive kind. Yep. I sure did have to figure close to get around that eight bone dose. style What -that HAPPIEST DAY IN THE YEAR Grandma ' s Boot or The Censor Censored, )A O it isn ' t the blame, and it is ' nt the j shame That stings Hke a white hot brand. It ' s coming to know, that he never could know and did not under- stand. The annual poultry show of ' 13 Junior law class was near at hand and Grandma fluttered all over the coop. For it came to pass that a certain gay bird had arranged to accompany a female being who had not attained the White Ribbon de- gree of South Bend society as it were. or as it never was — which ever you prefer. Well, at any rate. Grandma, on his own initiative, proposed that he be made the board of censorship and received his own unanimous vote. And so it was that Mrs. Grundy prevailed, for the recreant member acknowledged his error and promised to abide by the dictum of the com- mittee and seek another partner. For it was brought to his knowledge that the aforesaid being of uncertain social standing, had malicioulsy and feloniously on the blank day of blank in a manner most emphatically blank in the city to the south in a certain public place to wit: The Athenian Palace (Tanka You Call Again, I did then there (also in that place and at that time) openly and notoriously most gastronomicaly err. To wit: that to transport gum drops to the facial opening, a soup ladle was em- ployed, whereas a trowel had been ordained most proper. Besides num- erous other socail blunders of equal gravity, contrary to the statutes of propriety in such cases made and provided. So on went the dance and joy was unabated. When the strains of soft music had died away and the strains of terps- ichorean gyrations began to appear, the pursuers of precedents gathered at the Curry Inn to exchange condo- lences because of aching limbs and to indulge in memories of pleasantries of the near past. O yes the committee was there, and to justify his former stand, re- counted how disastrously the venture must needs have ended had he, in his social widsom, not decreed social annihilation to one who would fain have glided with the gilded and select. There is nothing so effective to dim the brilliance of an unfriendly light as the presence of one more dazzling, so Grandma to teach his children the infinite degree of social desirability, selected for his eulogy, a fairy of the ball room just deserted. Wasn ' t she a dream? he began Say, fellows I have danced with all the classy dolls in my own little city and 1 haven ' t passed by a great many in this territory, but ' who ' s this — you know the majestic blonde with the great large blue eyes — she made the rest of them look as graceful as truck horses. Beautiful, light of foot and super-entertaining — what more could Senior law desire? If every girl had her accomplishments, this would be a happy life just waiting for the next dance date to roll around. She is a great friend of my girl. We all came in the same cab. And take it from me. from now on she will be some friend of mine. 1 certainly en- joyed the time 1 spent with her last evening and if 1 don ' t spend more time and some money on her. you can lay it to the scarcity of the latter. Some Qirl. Well, inquired an anxious list- ener, if you think she is so blamed swell, why in the deuce did you kick on my taking her. Why, that is ' nt the cousin of — . It certainly is and 1 don ' t I, well, weakly offered the censor there must be some mistake -1 thought — but say I will see you again, i must go up to the room. I forgot to hang up my tooth brush this morn- ing. I ' ll come right back. But he did ' nt. That Sonorous Voice Scene — Sorin Law Room Time — 1:13 p. m. Class — Evidence Judge Farabaugh — Now in regard to that last proposition, that is abso- lutely the law. Mr. Jones in his work on Evidence, says that Res Gestae — wake Gushurst up. Gray! You men don ' t seem to manifest any desire to — Gushurst (peevishly) — 1 was awake Judge. (Several pairs of feet come down off the tables.) Hogan wakes up. Mc- Coy asks Mac what the question is, O ' Neil is trying to find it in the book). Judge F. — Ward, what ' s the ques- tion? Ward — Why — ah — er — Res Gestae are presumed to accompany — Judge — I thought so. O ' Niel. what ' s the question? (Business of silence). Judge — Birder, did you get that distinction in regard to Res Gestae and verbal acts? Birder— I think 1 did. Judge F.— What is it? Birder — Well. no. I don ' t believe 1 did get it Judge. Jud ge — Ha Ha — does anyone kno ri what I want? 1 (Silence and more of it). Judge F. — What ' s the matter with you men. Either you are not study- ing or its my fault. 1 want to know now can anyone tell me the trouble. (Pause) Judge — Hasn ' t anyone the nerve to speak out? Sullivan — Judge, your voice is too sonorous, it puts us to sleep. (Loud and uproarious laughter. Sullivan blushes. Judge, frowns). Judge F. — I will assign fourteen cases for tomorrow. That will be all for today. (Curtain). IN DOUBT. A few of the typograghical errors we caught but were in doubt whether to correct them or not: With the Irish love of bottle in his heart. Col. Hoynes. K. E. G. Bull Donovan. Sorin Hell. THEY BUILDED BETTER THAN THEY KNEW —FROM THE I90« DOME J How to Get Out a Dome The first essential to getting out a )ome is to plan a soft Senior year, hen, with a job on a newspaper or in a downtown dry-goods store, you can make enough of the needful to attend one of Mrs. Miller ' s balls and buy a class pin without getting a weekly raking over the coals from home for extravagance. Then you re elected. Good-bye soft Senior year. It ' s either spending your life in cap- italizing contributions and cussing contributors, or laying ink on card- board, or talking the downtown mer- chants into taking space in the Dome. Your easy year turns out about as soft as the end of the Faculty boot the second time you ' re seen coming out of the Alt Heidelberg. Then the representatives of engrav- ing and printing houses come and take you to dinner at the Oliver. That s tough! But finally, when you think they ' re tired of buying meals for you, you pick out the best look- ing proposition of the lot, and submit it to the Faculty board for approval. He disapproves, calls you a choice assortment of names indicating your mental instability, and postpones the decision. You return and meet another postponement. You return sixty-eight times more, and are post- poned some more. But that ' s busi- ness. Finally you get started six months late and are enjoined to get the book out three weeks early. You begin. Then the pictures— Senior, Junior and Faculty. Why you can ' t imagine how accomodating university people are about getting their pictures taken. You start immediately after Christ- mas, lie seven different dates into commission as the last possible on which sittings can be had, and finally have to fake the pictures of some of your own crew. Of the ninety-seven Seniors, only ninety-six (excluding yourself) have to be knocked senseless, drugged, hog-tied, abducted and dragged down to the studio by a traction engine. The Juniors are better. Three go willingly and the remainder can be induced to do the deed at the point of an automatic Colt. And the Faculty! By them you are advised to search in the archives of Bysmia for portraits of them taken when they were young. Why rather than do it over, you ' d rather count the marbles that were spilled in Marbles Hall. The group pictures, of course, are easy. You arrange to have a society gathered at 2:30 sharp. You ' re there and so are three of the society. These three go for a stroll just a moment. Well, when they get back from Niles, six others have come and gone. By midnight you have served subpoenas on a quorum and with the aid of the 1. N. G. the crowd is ro unded up. You ask a gentleman on the left to kindly step down in front, it ' ll bal- ance the picture, y ' know. After he tells you to inhabit regions commonly reputed to be below terra firma, you get disgusted and tell your photog- rapher to shoot. He does. In the meantime eleven or fourteen other groups have waited for I 2 ;40 appoint- ments to the point of disgust and then disperse. Which means the happy operations of the day must be continued tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow. Then there are six-hundred and seventy-nine advertisers, at two hours forty-nine minutes apiece, to be approached by the business managers. One is told that the Dome is an excel- lent medium of reaching the customer; that he is right on the Hill Street route, and that the students can not fail to form a lucrative trade if he only contributes ten dollars, one- half eagle, to buy space in the said medium. At the same time the busi- ness manager is signing this contract, his assistant is next door, admitting that an ad, in the Dome hasn ' t got as much chance to be read as the leader in the Scholastic, but that just the same, you need the money and would appreciate the donation. Well, when the assistant signs that con- tract he meets the manager, and they go to supper at Mike ' s. Next you must offend your con- tributors by either mangling their offerings beyond the point of recog- nition or else disappoint them entirely because you can not find space for their excellent work. For example, you would run the accompanying picture of Athletics as an insert if you were not afraid that the physical phenomenon represented thereon might take a notion to go to work. ened. A member of the Faculty takes you aside and inquires interestedly, How ' s the Dome? Pretty good, you say, although you haven ' t begun to work on it. I guess it ' s a lot of work. You modestly admit it is. The ice broken, you can see by his eyes that the important part is at hand. 1 wouldn ' t put anything in it about the Faculty, he suggests, and Oh, No! you wouldn ' t either. W r ' y ' :: - Another art contributor from Indian- apolis kindly offers his services at fifty dollars a page. You snap him up and write an order for forty- eight drawings, but you can ' t find a postage stamp to send the letter so that falls through. Then there ' s the joy of being threat- The next day you are paid a visit from a friend and classmate. Are you going to run the signature of a young lady down town? You have no intentions of running anything downtown. But the bellig- erant inquirer is bigger than you and i 117 ) you cheerfully say, with a forced careless laugh: Why, no. Jack, we ' re not running , any young lady ' s signature. Then J you take the signature out of the ' available material on hand, and put it in the Censored box. Then one day you hear: Say, mut, if you ' boob ' me in your old rag. I ' ll knock your block off. After going over and sorting out the list of students who you think can knock your block off, you have left Carroll and St. Edward ' s Halls. Then remembering what the Juniors did to Si Twining for only taking a rubber ball, you strike off the Car- roUites. Then as you recollect that you don ' t know anything on the Minims, that you dare not print any- thing about Faculty, students, or down-town folks, you find your fund of available copy has dwindled back y_0 jV£qoT SO Ki tK I I ON T SPARE ys EuF to zero. Well, anyway, there ' s the Safefy Valve which can be attacked with impugnity. for no one has the hardihood to confess connection with it. Also you find among the available marks for your pathetic humor these articles: The Hill Street Car. The chairs in Washington Hall (although you understand Art Hayes got the dickens for writing them up in the weekly). Conway ' s poetry. Rockerfeller Hall (deceased). It ' s a great field to work upon, es- pecially for you who have admitted that Sidney Smith. Mark Twain and George Ade have a shade on you as a humorist. Next year Conway will be gone, and Rockerfeller forgotten. For the sake of the succeeding Domes, you trust the Hill Street cars and the collapsable chairs in Washington Hall may always remain. MARY HAD A LITTLE SKIRT As Told By J. F. H. As we were saying at the close of the last recitation, we were trying to make two points; I fear we did not. however — it was rather a sleepy hour yesterday. A young female. Mary, had a skirt, which was decidely op- posed to expansion. As Senator Shively says — you ' ve all heard this before, but I ' ll repeat it — Every ripple of the Mediterranean chants a requiem for the nations that have died on its shore because of expan- sion. We should concern ourselves only a little about Mary s lamb; the text says — ah — give a damm. Now I ' m wondering why that is. Well, in the very nature of things, because we can see her calf. Late again. Oh. that s all right, that s all right. A FEW SPECIMENS FROM OUR HUGE BONE PILE Schuster: — Where does the sun go when it sets? Prof. — What Pope issued the Lau- dibiliter Bull? Dundon — Pope Hartford. Headlines in Toledo Blade: — K. of P ' s. to erect $50,000 building at Notre Dame. Dramatics in Joke section of 1913 Dome. Lenihan kissing the money instead of the bishop ' s ring. Harold Madden tries to pay his fare and his girl s with two pennies. The fcllowf on the St. Joe basket- ball team who threw a goal for Walsh. Wc mention ihia SB • bone, but leave it to your judgment. tWe would mention hit name, but Nig Kftne ■aid if we did, he ' d knock our block off. 2ia The Idea of a University DEFINED AND ILLUSTRATED BY VIEWMAN In addressing myself, gentlemen, to the consideration of a question which has been so much abused in our smoking rendezvous, spit halls and wash rooms, 1 feel that some explanation is due from me for sup- posing, after such high ability and wide experience have been brought to bear upon it, that any field remains for additional labors either of a disputant or of an inquirer. But if I may venture to ask permis- sion to continue the discussion, al- ready so protracted. I will point out that education is The translating life ' s poetry into prose. ' So we have found it. In our salad days a univer- sity appealed to us like a vari-colored ball appeals to a baby. Education has done for us what it does for the baby. It has moved the original dimness from our eyes: it has trans- lated the poetry of first vision into the Freshmen Journalists ' prose, j Yes, those dear old college days. They are dear to some one — prin- cipally dad. But as for the enrap- tured guy who raves and uses the v i t- B ii f p i i ' -r j : THE HONOR SOCIETY OF THE UNIVERSITY— SPIT HALL a few of the characteristic features of our institution of higher learning. Now I will not take up the univer- sity from a distant view, but from the inside. From this point of view it has quite a different aspect from that which it presents to the distant admirer. His poetry becomes blank verse, aye, even worse, it becomes such prose as is found in the Journal- ists ' issue of the Scholaslic. From the distance the universtiy is an inspiring aggregate of spires and turrets, rising above the shapely maples and evergree ns. It is a gilded dome in the centre flanked by a graceful Gothic spire on one side and a tall flagstaff flying Old Glory on the other. This is the poetry of it. But our predecessor, Newman, says word in an affectionate sense. let ' him be anathema. We were young and unsophisticated, once and fell for that line. It was a beautiful picture — this mind ' s eye view we had of a university, where amid the uplifting surroundings, we would do the hun- dred yards in nine-three, win the oratorical contest in our Freshman year, and lead all the dances from the Junior Law Prom to the Senior Ball. What fools we mortals be. is true. The u. fooled me, and the u. fooled you. Dutch Bergman and about thirty- one others beat us out in the hundred; Gertie Lenihan and eleven or nine- We would hav e killed this only it smells like it ' s dead now. — Editor. kteen future Websters forced us into llast place in oratory, while Poynt Downing. Harry Newning. and some {our hundred and thirty-one other peaux got ahead of us at the dances. But how could we have imagined these things? How could we have seen this side? Furthermore, who ever dreamed of that demon. Daily Work, whose ac- quaintance we must cultivate in order to keep away from that worse- than-HavIin pest. Delinquency. In our roseate dream of college, where did we see the words, stew, hash. same. Of course we are not surprised that a plain-clothes man steps up and asks us our name, informing us that it is past twelve, and in a pathetic attempt at humor, opines that He ' s after thinkin ' it ' s the roller skates for us. Dame Rumor has taught us that there might be a means of satisfying the full entrance require- ments. so we investigate. Reflection reveals to us that the powers might not approve of a full entrance re- quirement, but we recollect Bulletin rule 8967 which says. Full entrance requirements must be satisfied. so OR THt QIOLO9S. or Demerits. Damn the romanticist; realism for ours. Yes. in the words of Gus Dorais in What ' s Next. Realism is-a great thing in art. So we humbly beg to set forth some greatness in this real- ist ' s idea of a university. We speak as an experimental realist; as an empiricist dyed in the hide. As we approach a university we naturally expect that delicious frag- rance of putrified essence of sauer kraut wafted to our nostrils. Upon alighting from our conveyance at the entrance of the grounds, we also naturally expect to feel all the de- lights of a North Atlantic sea-sick- ness. We are not disappointed, and we gratefully acknowledge our grati- tude to aforesaid conveyance — liber- ally labelled Hill and Chapln for we fill the watchman. Having filled the entrance requirement full, we enter. But another night when we lack the filler we must elude him and find a suitable setting to give evidence of our Simian origin. Is it easier to scale the water pipe or to work the Junior refectory window? Or per- haps there is a secret passage. Ah, yes. why didn ' t we think of It. The subway. On our way to the subway we are as self-abasing, but to no avail. We are lost! There ' s the watchman sneak- ing along the fence to intercept us. But. no. its only Rockne tracking the butcher ' s feline for future biological purposes. Anyhow, let that be as it may. Let ' s imagine that we escaped. We ' re in now. In the dormitory. After silencing Morpheus orchestra at the sacrifice of both of our shoes and one of our neighbor ' s, we prepare for a peaceful slumber. But of course someone returns the compliment by rocking the boat, and more than likely capsizing it just as we have rowed into the lazy, lotus-laden atmosphere of the river of Snooze. Then we get out and get under the bed for Safety First purposes, and have just struck up a flirtation with Miss Murphy and are about to go to sleep in her arms, when by actual count four thousand six hundred and eighty-one marbles dribble-dribble down from the regions above. When the excitement has ceased, and the lady has called off her dogs, we doze into a fitful nap, when we are again awakened with all the soothing clamor peculiar to an In- diana dairy at cow-milking time. From all ends we hear the melodious clanging of a score of bells — cow bells, farm bells, church bells, push-button bells, hand bells, and all the other bells known to the category of torture. Then, after having approximately forty-two seconds to make our morn- ing toilette we hear the cheerful cry, All out, or Study hall, boys. We now repair to the refectory to partake of two buns and some saw- dust. We add tang to the repast by reading Bathing Habits of our Birds ' in the Midland Naturalist, or some of Willie Case s poetry in the Prep, number of the Scholastic, or perhaps even by worrying our mathematical brain trying to figure out how many people Art Hayes has killed in his stories during the past year. And now we take a stroll about the campus with one of the informed. Who are those fair ones over there? Oh, those are some of the co-eds. Co-eds, ye deities and piscatorial vertebrates. Those co-eds? Ah. fleeting fancies of youth. I will my typewriter to George Schuster so that his profs, can read his Scholastic style. Gladly I die. Those co-eds! Life is all wrong! Judge is all wrong! Pucl( is all wrong! All are all wrong! Another ideal gone. No more fair co-ed. Henceforth and forever our minds will picture them as cackling Polish or Hungarian, with heels runfjy ' down, and with all the colors of thl spectrum and three more spread over) their goodly backs. Pass the strych- nine. My heart is weak. But we must away to add a new concept to our idea. It is Rock- erfeller Hall. Alas, not all university men are up to the picturesque types we meet in stories and in posters. But the Rockerfellerites are. They are all working their way. Who is the dean of the depart- ment? we ask. and to our surprise he is pointed out to us, sitting in their midst so modestly that we thought he was one of them. Who are the bunch of rough necks over there on the bleachers? No they ' re not a crowd of Parisian Apa- chees. That ' s the most select honor society in the university. That ' s Spit Hall. They ' re so smart they don ' t even study. Nothing to do till tomorrow. is their motto. Next we visit a little hole in the wall which our guide calls Leap s. We give the proprietor a quarter and ask for Lemonade and fours. He in- forms us that he must needs have another nickle as a hostage for the glasses. We give it to him. and then wonder why he gave us water when we asked for lemonade. Oh. here comes a student. Why, he hasn ' t even got a crease in his trousers, nor a checkered suit, nor polished boots. Not a necktie! I give up. Not even a cigarette! Here we are back at the central building. It is Thursday. University students in knickerbockers are buying English pads in a small store room. We learn from our guide that these are for the purpose of transcribing the Scholastic. Across the way is the genial treasurer tossing nickles, dimes and quarters playfully among the crowd, and enjoying their wild scrambles. Bless their little hearts. he ex- claims, it does me good to see their happy faces. I couldn ' t refuse tfiem nything. Leaving this touching scene of generosity, we visit the library. It so conducive to original thought, hat is that raving crowd behind the bars? Oh, those are the librarians ' arguing whether Cincinnatti or St. Louis will win the pennant. Why is that howling mob waiting at the desk? Oh. they want to get some books; they ' ll read the prefaces and kid the profs, into thinking they are hard students. Over in the corner one studious boy, you will notice, has helped himself to an encyclopedia, and is vainly endeavoring to read the pictures while shutting out the tumult and the noise by wadding his ears with a pair of pocket hander- chiefs. Oh, yes. here ' s the Journalistic school. The Max Pam chair? Oh, there it is over in the corner. That distinct looking individual occupying it? That ' s Sholem. Yes. he s one of the notorious triumvirate, along with Durbin and O ' Connell. Brother Ka- nute found them down at Longcliffe, Logansport. last summer. Of course a Commercial department is indispensible to any life-size uni- versity. The dean explains that it is a sort of novitiate where fond parents send their hopefuls to determine whe- ther they are good for law or good for nothing. Returning to the campus we find a great throng following a catafalque upon which rests a bread- knife. The military escort lines up about it. some buglers blow some bugles, the firing squad fires, some speakers speak, and Brother Mathias ' bread knife is presented with fitting cermonies to the archives of Rocker- feller Hall. Well all these things go to make up our idea of a University. It is a very complex idea and a definition is impossible. When the word uni- versity is mentioned to us a variety of things will flash upon us. In the arena of memory we will see a steam- ing dish of stew, a bowl of toasted corn flakes, two buns, discipline, ho- boes, nuts of the rarest variety, a stone wall rising between us and One Mile West, variegated, co-eds Doc Walsh gesticulating. Father Smith in- forming us that we and the reast of world (himself excluded) don ' t know anything, and preaches out for long distance records. All these things go to make up the essence of a univers- ity as we know it. (With apologies to Newman). The following from the Cincinnati Enquirer was decidedly humorous, especially to the University author- ities who had to spend three days and twenty-seven dollars on postage assuring watchful waiters of its utter falsity. It was likewise very funny to Andy, who subsequently journeyed to Col- orado for his health. MEXICAN STUDENTS ARE GIVEN DUCKING BY NOTRE DAME MEN NOTRE DAME, Ind., April 20. — Eleven Mexican students of Notre Dame University were thrown in the chilly waters of the St. Joseph river last night as the result of intense feeling against the Mexicans which has been raging here the last week. Hatred toward the f oreigners came to a climax yesterday when a fight started on the campus be- tween a student and a Mexican. A mass meeting of students was called and it was decided to raid the Mexicans. A crowd of about 200 stormed the rooms of the Mexicans in St. Vincent Hall and carried them to the river . Cursing their attackers in Spanish, English and Latin, the Mexicans were tossed, one by one, into the water. An investigation has been started by the faculty. Eugene ' s Guardian, or a Sublime Example of Platonic Love (Yerns enters locker-room and finds Kane dressing up.) Well. Gene, are you going to town tonight? No. im going boating on a bar of soap, you digit. Now, Nig, don ' t you surmise it would be more profitable to remain at home and devote the evening to a careful perusal of your Mechanics? You know Professor McCue Shut up. Yerns, and beat it before 1 let the squirrels loose. ' Well now Gene, you are getting rather obstreperous and I wish to advert you to your studies for 1 com- the stairway. Thinking it is hisfj ward returned he rushes up the stairs, and in his hurry bumps into Bro. ' Florian. Great heavens, what ' s the mat- ter? from Flo. Nothing, Brother, 1 was just go- ing to bed. Well certainly, my God, you don ' t have to wake everybody upstairs just to go to bed. You are always — Why Brother, 1 wasn ' t making any clamor or uproar. That ' s you every time, Pete. You never do anything. But every time prehend the necessity of your addict- ing yourself to the habit of study. Some bug that. This from Kane as he leaves the room. Be infallible. Gene, and be back in good season, from the guardian. Yerns, ever mindful of his ward, can not study. He looks up every time he hears any one enter the study- hall. He makes several trips to the locker room, but ten o ' clock comes and no Nig. He goes down to the locker-room and waits until ten- thirty, when he hears a creaking of I come down stairs after ten o ' clock 1 find you loafing — Now, now. Brother, I vindicate myself upon the declaration that 1 was never reprimanded for any for- mer affront or infringement upon the precepts of our abode. 1 have always had the best of demeanor and con- ducted myself in a most comely and decorus mien possible to any ' Aw, shut up and go to bed, or you 11 wake everybody in the house. Now, Brother, 1 have You go to bed or I ' ll give you twenty-five demerits. You ' re always Vk spouting off. You ' re bound to have the last word. With this, Flo. rushes up the stairs, but he is a mo- ment too late for he hears — That ' s right. Yerns continues his way to the dormitory to see if Nig has re- turned. Not finding him, he waits. About fifteen minutes later he hears some one sneak up the stairs in his stocking feet. Pete hides behind the door just in time to receive it full jin his face as Skeets comes in. For- getting his precautions he yelps, Ouch. With that a dozen heads are raised. Kill that guy. Pete and Skeets in their mad rush for their beds, trip each other. Before they can recover themselves, the beloved Sanford has switched on the lights. Not seeing any humor in the situation, Sanford begins to rail the sprawling figures in his own pecu- liar philosophical style. Laughter from the galleries, and Sanford threatens fifty demerits a- piece for the hilariously inclined in- mates. This worries them, and soon all is quiet. Then Kane arrives. Oh, 1 see you. comes the hoarse whisper across the dormitory from the ever-watchful Pete. Go to sleep you bug or the birds 11 get you. All right, ' Nig, ' but what I can not comprehend is how you will ex- plain to Professor McCue- Lay down, you idiot, or I ' ll come over and throw you through the window. Yes, but when you first came in you spoke about birds. 1 guess it ' s about time for the birds, all right. Now, ' Nig, ' you ought to study more. You procrastinate all your work and June will be here before you compre- hend the precariousness of your situ- ation and the necessity of diligent application. Then what? You will be infinitesimal when the rest of your class But Kane was down on his knees saying, From all pests, deliver us O Lord. ESSAY ON COLLEGE SPIRIT Could you write an essay on a dinner dance of the Peryhan Islanders? You never saw one? Well, then, you know what we are up against when we start out to write on College Spirit. But we ' ve been assigned papers on Hylomorphism versus Dynamic At- omsim; on Psycho-physical paralell- ism; on the Produit Net. or the Phys- iocrats ' Idea on Surplus; on Trancen- dentalism in Emerson ' s Literary Dis- sertations, and we got away with them all. So here goes. From a cartoon in Life we learned that college spirit is a sort of psycological loco weed that incites its victims to night-shirt par- ades, lung expansion and bon-fires made from the down-town merchants ' fc signs. From a speech we heard the Treasurer of the Alumni Association make last June, it is a sort of reliev- ing spirit of care-free abandon which makes one loosen up and send in his dollar for Alumni dues. From trust- worthy sources we learn that it is that which causes a like-to-be United States Senator to loosen up with a few thousands of the desired for a library in exchange for a Doctor ' s degree. From experience we learn that it is the impelling force that moves Jimmie Fenesy and Barrel Stephan to go down to the train to bid the teams good-bye. We like the last sort best. That ' s why we ' re printing a picture of it. 224 On the Way Characters — Duggan, Kelleher, Lathrop. Fitz.. Larkin. Properties — I table and 5 chairs. Setting — Interior of a Pullman car. HeyJ Lathrop — Say. this deck is gettin ' cold. 1 ain ' t had a pair since we left St. Louis. Dug — You should worry if it stays cold; you ' re only about six bones to the merry. Lath — Where d ' ye get that stuff? If you was as far behind as me, you ' d be sobbing the tan off your nose. Kell — Come on. you guys, and sweeten the pot. Get into the game. Lark — I open it. Fitz — Wait till your turn comes. My first say. I ' ll crack her myself once. Lark — Then I pass. Fitz — Say. you ' re some player, you are. You were goin ' to open it. and now you lay down. You play like Alma plays football. Lark — You ' re a fine specimen to be ballin ' me out. If you know so much about the game, why don ' t you win a pot once in awhile. You mut. Kell — Aw, cut out the crabbin ' . I boot you a dime. Fitz. Fitz — 1 quit. I do. Here I ' ve known you for seven years and every time I open a pot you boot it. You ' re a fine friend. Kell — Nobody stickin ' ? My pot. Two trays. Dug — Four thousand miles and not a down. Lath — Come on. Dug .wake up and deal. Ive got enough for one more hand. It ' s the fourth time Ive been broke on this trip. Dug — I dealing I — If he don ' t play me at St. Louis. I can make it five thousand miles. That ' ll be some rec- ord. Kell— Pass Lath — I ' ve got ' em at last — she ' s open. Lark — It ' s went around twenty- seven times and I ain ' t caught even a measley pair of deuces yet who wants my seat. Fitz — I ' ll take a little look. Dug — I ' ll ride along. Cards Lath — Two to trips. Fitz — Come on. draw to your hand. I 11 take one. Dug — Dealer takes three. When do we eat? Kell — It ' s only ten o ' clock. Play cards. Lath — I ' ll bet a little dime. Fitz — I just raise you once. Dug — Aw. have a heart, that puts me out. Lath — I suppose my jinx is still- working and you caught, but I ' ll try another little raise. Fitz — I call. Whatcha got? Lath — Little pair of Jacks? Fitz — They ' re good. I thought you were bluffing. Lark — Thought he was bluffing. O, my! Won ' t you take time out and give me a few lessons, Freemont? Fitz — Say, you guys are too wise for me. I ' ll get out so you can kid someone elie for awhile. Dug — Guess I ' ll quit too? Got a kinda headache. Chorus — Id have a headache too if I had all the dough. (Curtain). THE MAIL FIEND Mailman, mailman, bring me a let- ter. I ' ve a tip I ' m goin ' to get a Long one from that girl of mine. Thrice a day you ' d hear him sighin ' For a month she ' d been his debtor — . Sad for us. the day he met her; Said the mailman. He would fret a Mummy with his boobish whine, ' Mailman, mailman. So the mailman taught him better With a knockout ' neath the sweater. Romance killed; we heard him cryin ' , Nevermore shall I opine For a letter, I ' ll forget her. Mailman, mailman. 225 i: See Der Point News A II Uhe News of Ohio ' s Great Watering ' Place; Otherwise Notre T)ame ' s Summer School Vol. XI (Cross-Eye) No. Positively the last PERSONALS I Mr. Jones was in bathing for the first time this season on Sunday last, and performed in the surf with all his old- time modesty, which was appreciated much by those in close touch with the sheriff. | Mr. Freemont Fitzgerald attracted ] quite a crowd of fair ones on the beach yesterday afternoon by appearing in a striped yellow and black bathing suit which fit his magnificent figure a la spirite. Fitz has developed into some matinee idol but the old boy is very apathetic and shows no enthusiasm un- less one speaks of the girls out in Ore- gon — God ' s country, he calls it. The champagne industry was serious- ly crippled last week owing to the fact that Messrs. Finnegan and Dorais made a sociable call at the Hummel Wine Cellars. It is indeed welcome news to hear that this year ' s grape crop is a bumper. Mr. Cook looks splendid in his new dress suit which was imported from Sandusky. Pete Yerns is going to leave us soon. Pete was tipped a dollar by a wine party last evening, but when up in his room gurgling over his good fortune he dis- covered that he had forgotten to collect for the champagne. Optimistic Mr. Yerns is now thirty dollars short for the season, but expects to make it up after this week canvassing books. Good luck to you Pete! Rockne has given up dancing for awhile. During the moonlight waltzes, his pate looms up in the dark like a full moon or an arc light and attracts thous- ands of June-bugs, which not only annoy Rock, but are also very embarass- ing to the young ladies. Let us hope that the June-bugs will soon be gone. Our new sheriff. Mr. Jones, is break- ing all records for inefficiency, and has up to date evaded all the fights which have been so numerous of late. He probably believes in the adage that Absence makes the head grow safer. The editor has heard, and it is rumored about the grounds, that Sullivan and Delph split a bottle of Crystal Rock the other evening. Up to a late hour, the report has not been confirmed. Let us hope that it is mere gossip, for such dissipation is going a bit too far. SOCIETY NOTES Mrs. Wursen Useless of Elyria and her two daughters. Veri and Kinda, are at the Breakers for an extended stay. They have just returned from a weeks ' sojourn at Atlantic City. Miss Veri Useless will be remembered as having been Elyria s fairest debutante last season. The Misses Codfish of the old New England branch of the family are spend- ing a few pleasant days at the Breakers in company with their aunt. Miss Gadus Morrhua. They are resting pre- paratory to the opening of a rather pre- tentious social season at Lima. The Modern Thought Club of San- dusky was entertained in the Grill yester- day afternoon by Mrs. Plenti Money. Miss Ayre Chambre gave a splendid address on The Universe, and Just Outa-Ideas spoke on General Topics. Luncheon was afterwards served at tables attractively appointed in yellow and white, and effectively lighted with yellow shaded candles. Mrs. Corn On- the-Cob of Cob, Ohio, was an out of town guest. 1 V SEE DER POINT NEWS VJ ;ee Der Point News Ldited by one who has nothing to do with the Safety Valve Price per copy: Three Fingers Bushmill EDITORIALS So doth the busy little bee improve each shining hour. That famous lie- late-in-bed philosopher. George Lynch, gave a lengthy dissertation on several embryonic schemes which he has been incubating up through the tadpole stage and closed with this remark, so typical of the worthy genius. So doth the busy little bee improve each shining hour. Well might every one of us derive great stimulation from this meaty expression. In a manner peculiar to their own narrow spheres of life, all vertibrate animals make use of the five senses, but they merely exist. Man is endowed with intelligence — the faculties of perception, conception, judgment, reasoning — but how few of us are developing and mak- ing use of these resources. We should not be content with mere existence when so much can be done by just the proper effort . Let us take a lesson from the hymenopteric George. His facul- ties are never dormant. Whether he be in bed. on the beach, the board walk, the dance floor, or under the table, this great student of human nature is always observing, taking mental notes, schem- ing, preparing for the future, planning for the uplift of the waiter and the relief of the farmers ' pocketbook. for a greater distribution of the wherewithal of the small-town sport and the gentle touching of the alcoholically indisposed. And as one watches George, he with the cold hauteur of a Dorais and yet all the droll buffoonery of a Lathrop. bring in to the livest party in the Coliseum their caustic refreshments, serve the same, and then with a Continental bow and a Delana grm. gather in from the table the many iron men placed thereon by the boobs and with a loud metallic clink, deposit them in his spacious vest pocket, one can not help but see that it pays to be like the little bee. TASTE Everbody to his taste, said the pretty little waitress as she kissed Fitz- gerald. Yes. everyone to his taste in everything. How often we hear people saying, 1 don ' t see what she sees in him; but she must see something in him or she wouldn ' t encourage him so. It ' s just a difference of taste. It ' s the dif- ference which puts spice into life. and gives us all a chance, whether homely or pretty, vivacious or sedate, urbane or rustic, wealthy or poor, philosopher or boob. This diversity in taste is apparent everywhere — in clothes, in food, in work, amusement, literature, chewing gum and cigarettes. It breaks the monotony and prevents a humdrum existence. So why blame the pretty little waitress? THE SCAVENGER RAG Pick em up, pick em up. On the Boule- vard: That ' s the Scavenger Rag. Pick up all those old banana peals And throw them in the bag. With a shovel and a pick and a hoc and a rake One big dollar each morning we make. On the bee on the boo on the boulevard. That ' s the Scavenger Rag. SEE DER POINT NEWS OUR DAILY 1 SHORT STORY Affaire de Couer du Gendarme The Sheriff was sitting sideways by a table in the Breakers Buffet, legs crossed negligently, as, between sips of the greenish liquid which he took through a straw, he took sights down the knife-like creases in his trousers, across the sleezy purple silk hose, to the glistening shoe tip, and off in the perspective. A trifle lonesome the Sher- iff was — a feeling rare in the Sheriff. It was the time of day when the Grille was crowded but a trifle too early for the evening ' s gathering in the Buffet. THE SHERIFF The place was quiet, save for an occas- ional clink of a metallic beer-stopper that had escaped from a server ' s hands to roll in narrowing circles on the floor or the chance upheaval of a chair or table in the wake of a couple of husky waiters doing a hurdle for a straggling customer. |t,The Sheriff sat in lonely state. Man is by nature gregarious, he philoso- phized to himself. He craves compan- ionship- -feminine companionship. The philosopher cast his eyes around the room; a room unfraught at the time with the wherewithal to satisfy his longings It is the desire for completion. ' he continued: the indefinable longing for the missing rib. Outside, in front of the hotel, Russo ' s band had begun to tune up, and soon was disseminating sweet Venitian mel- odies to whom they might concern. The soft zephyrs wafting over the lake bore down to the Sheriff faint snatches of I lost the Sunshine and Roses through the open door of the hotel lobby. And with it came the only natural suggestion. Unless tradition has passed down to us through the distorting hands of a newspaper syndicate, he mused, the hill never did up and go to Mohammed. Though the story stops before it gets that far, still it is my private opinion publically expressed, that if the two ever did get together, Mohammed was the one to do the moving. So why sit here idle? He pulled hard on the straw in the glass of greenish liquid until the sucking of air raucously proclaimed bot- tom. Then rising from his chair, he flicked an infinitesimal atom of dust from an immaculate lapel, adjusted his kelly to the proper angle, re-jabbed his N. D. -stickpin into his tie, nodded familiarly at the waiter, and sauntered forth into the lobby. Generally, but not necessarily, it takes one of those creatures that are born every minute to have real luck. The Sheriff reasoned that he came under the not necessarily division. Be that as it may, he had just entered the big circle, when she came within his ken. There she sat. obscure to the gaze of the hoi poUoi, behind the baby grand, which, for the first time was mercifully resting from the maulings of the ragtime coon. Casually he wandered towards her, in- tent on getting at least one eye-full ere he tried his fate. She satisfied even the keen, critical eye of the Sheriff. Satisfied? Nay, glorified, and left him gasping. She was like — but who can paint the lily? He couldn ' t have found words at the moment to describe her had he tried , because Webster and George Ade had SEE DER POINT NEWS u both neglected to invent words for the loccasion. The splendor of countless sun risings and settings in puddles of gold, the magnificence of the Northern Lights factored to the tenth power, the delicious sweetness of the half-opened rose, the supple grace of the fawn, the insuperable charming of a star-lit South- ern night, the — the — But something after this fashion would he have pictured her had his tongue been able to operate just then. All these glories concentrated into about one hundred and fifteen pounds of nifty femininity! And clothes! She certainly had the rags; clingy, melty. with a slash here and an insertion there, As Mr. Aristotle once wisely ob- served. continued the Sheriff, when isolated, the individual is not self- sufficing, and I believe his reasoning to be in point. For myself, 1 hold with that well-known little-read volume, that it is not good for man to be alone. Yet she spoke not; neither did she look at him. The weather bureau would have presaged a storm. In his pause for breath the Sheriff had time to ascertain that her complexion was real. Thus ran on his patter: I spied you from afar; my eyes sought you out un- volitionally on my part, but as surely as the positive attracts the negative [pole; and straight as flies the homing until the Sheriff deemed her near-Paquin ' suitable for a coronation gown. His self-possession was returning. The crucial moment had arrived. Did his nerve desert him. No no, no. Dast he do it? He dast. And with all the aplomb of a veteran, as a Journalist would say. meaning with all the calm assurance of one who regularly deals in the commodity hearts. he made up to her. Man is by nature gregarious. he said, repeating his former platitude. She looked up at him. through him, and away again, as tliough there were not a soul within shooting distance, and the world were never so still. pigeon, my footsteps steered me hither- ward hence. ( The silence ung so eavy ' e was arf afraid to speak. we quote). Believe me. more desirable than to Lazarus the drops of water from the fingers of Father Abraham, sweeter far than the dew to the parched lily-bell, more soothing to my ears than the mel- low notes of you orchestra, would be the gentle tintinnabulations of your voice. He wondered if she was going to call a cop. He watched her profile. First a slight quiver of the chin, then a deep- ening of the dimple on her cheek, a tiny wrinkle or two at the corner of her eye. .230 SEE DER POINT NEWS and she broke out into the silveriest of little laughs, which assured the Sheriff that his line had gotten over. Speak to me, for 1 am a lone lorn creature. And she spoke. Now. when actuated by a suitable stimulus, the Sheriff was no simple boob in conversation. His Mexican athletics was what you might term good. And fair womanhood offered him the great- est incentive for putting forth his powers. With just an ordinary representative of the species femininum his tongue wagged glibly. But with this goddess for an aud- ience he fairly dilated under the intoxi- cating radiations from her deep cerulean eyes; his flow of language was a gusher. Wit and repartee, banter and badinage, criticism and cyncism. — he had ' em all in his repertoire, and with no intention of flattering himself, he thought he had her going. Ah! those eyes of hers! She was well worth the display of verbal pyrotechnics. He opened up on a bit of family his- tory, in a modest, hesitating way, of course. Yes: only son. — the Van Throns, — old Knickerbocker family, y ' know. That was the gist of it. Out to the Point here just to take a look around and, incidentally, to avoid a frumpy yacht trip to the Bermudas. They get so monotonous, y ' know. And the Van Alstynes gather such a mess of bores around them. Cawn ' t stave off ennui, y know. Mother practically in- sisted that 1 go. but father, dear old dad, got me out of it by suggesting this little Western trip as a loophole. Let ' s me out under the guise of business. Business, ha, ha. ' She was looking at him through wide, round eyes with a something resembling awe in them which deepened that dim- ple in her cheek. It looked like awe; it must have been awe. College? Oh. Harvard, of course. and as he ranted on about Fair Harvard ' s superiority over Yale in a democratic way. she grew so personally interested in him, that she reached over and straightened his tie. smiling glowingly. Time fled as time has a habit of doing. The Sheriff was finally forced to hike ' for the dormitory. And not until he had returned the cocky suit to Bil Kelleher. the kelly to Sam FineganA slipped the sleezy. purple silk hose sur- reptitiously into Knute ' s wash-bag. and commenced to untie his cravat prepara- tory to returning it to Jack Burns, did he notice that his N. D. stick-pin had vanished. What made it all the worse, the stick-pin had been his own. But anyway. — well, he wasn ' t loser so much. And he fingered rather lovingly the little gold pin he had filched from her, — a sorority pin with fancy letters on it; Greek letters, he guessed they were, but he wasn ' t up on his Greek. Next evening it was, and in the em- ployees ' cafeteria. The Sheriff was just in the act of stowing away a scoopful of catsup and beans, when his eyes, stray- ing away from the matter in hand, wan- dered over toward the milk vat, hesitat- ed, wavered, and were paralized by the sight that greeted them. He forced his gaze away and nervously busied himself with an escaped legume seed that had fastened itself on his paper front. But not in time. She had caught his eye, and when he furtively looked up again, she was still regarding him, milk ladle in hand. Then she came over and sat down beside him. Worse and worse! It was bad enough to be found out. but to face it — He tried to make a joke of it all. but it fell flat as stale beer. I ' m an awful liar. he finally ad- mitted. I did it because 1 was ashamed to let you know my real job. You made such a hit with me. Silence, as it was in the beginning. Aren ' t you going to give me back my sorority pin? she finally asked him. He handed it to her dismally enough. But you certainly fell for my line. he said, trying to extract a bit of com- fort out of a bad job. Then amazedly, Where did you get that? Just helped myself to it during your dissertation on Harvard. l ve seen you a dozen times in the Coliseum. she added as she fixed the N. D. stick-pin into his coat lapel. _ l Knoc K O c: j jsiOJ i- LAdiei only Hiou iTime respecfs iio( life nor TkovMvaE fall vicfmis o lis Kara decxee; Gapid flie scWl boys ' tcck of dreams leopes AiJIme fo loyes ma ic submissively Suceumb . His msfrumenfe are ftirown aside Wule we iieoL bacfc fo Koiirs of yond l e WhicK Love will wi periml fo be denied; O dea less youdi, iiine is flie vicforj : u During the year that has just passed the usual number of usual things have happened, but what makes this history possible IS the unusual number of unus- ual things that have also come to pass. To prepare you for what is to come, however, it is only fair to warn you that the year 1913-14 was not the millenium. Far from it. Vespers were as long as ever; the delinquent list, longer. Demerits were profuse; flunks were ample, new laws were lavishly enacted, and the lid bore down with more than its old-time wont. The Military Ball and the tango went the route of the peg-top trousers; we did not achieve a new library, nor universal general per., nor nine o ' clock breakfast. The waters of class politics were more or less choppy all year, especially among the Seniors. The Novitiate burned down; Pete Yerns was held up, and we lost the first Michigan baseball game. All these things are regrettible, but they are history. But we have a brighter side to picture. Last September saw a gratifying increase in the number of the Faculty as well as of the students. Our great football team won all its games, and the other teams won most of theirs. Athletics has seen a general overhauling; we have a Freshman team in football, and a three-in-one athletic coach, trainer and manager. Dominic has felled fewer trees than in former years; Louie has displaced George Hanlon and gives us less bull and more dogs. Mike ' s, Hullie ' s, Mrs. Miller ' s, Hagedorn ' s and Springbrook have all contributed their share to our pleasure. Our gymnasium and athletic field saw many of the world-famous athletes; and our pulpit and platforms saw a goodly number of great person- ages, ecclesiastical, literary, political and scientific. In the Faculty-student bout, the Faculty gets the decision on points. The only rounds in which the students had a look-in were the two-bun affair, and the flower-presentation of the Senior class. But in the no-make-up-work tilt, the take-back-your-swords matter, the fewer-rec-days affair, and the go-to-vespers round, the Faculty were easy winners. All in all, we admit the wisdom of most of it, and see that Notre Dame is being steered to further greatness. Hence would not undo the past year even if we could. V l 233 Father Cavanaugh ' s Homecoming Dull and insensible, in- deed, would we be if we did not feel honored to open the history of our year with the account of the return of our Reverend President from his protracted educational tour of Europe. As Father Cavan- augh said, Doctor Walsh treated us well. Doctor Schu- macher did not make us study hard. Doctor Burke was liberal with permissions; Doctor Moloney was prodigal with spending money (we fain would add. Doctor Powers was overwhelming with his pills), but, nevertheless, we were happy to open our arms to welcome our President. The class presidents met Father Cavanaugh at the Lake Shore station, and the student body and the battalion were at the University entrance to cheer their greeting. The performance of the military companies on this occasion brought forth a great deal of comment. As Father Cavanaugh himself said: I have seen the flower of the Kaiser ' s army, and I have seen the famous English Royal Guard, but never yet have I seen any military organization manoeuver like this one. To complete the celebration, a holiday was announced, and joy reigned supreme. filfiiti li The Novitiate Fire One of the most exciting, though disas- trous, events of the year was the burning of St. Joseph ' s Novitiate. May 31. 1913. While seated at supper, we heard and saw the city fire departments rush by, and soon learned that the Novitiate was on fire. A mad rush was made for the doors, but these were barred by the hand of Discipline. Soon, however, the hand of Discipline called for aid (Yes, Mortimer. Discipline is dumb), and those who had not gone through the windows made speedy exists. When we finished our half- mile dash around the lake, the roof of the Novitiate was a mass of flames. There being no fire plugs in the vicinty. the fire depart- ments were of little good, but the entire student body ■wasll on the job and made heroiq rescue of sundry old hymi books and Pluto water. Brot!) ther Mathias was the individ-i ual hero of the evening, saving great quantities of coal by shoveling it from the cellar. Peter Yerns effectively saved several wash bowls and pit- chers by throwing them from the third story windows. Colonel Hoynes saved a dish of pudding from the kitchen and Art Hayes rescued Web- ster ' s unabridged. During the summer the Novitiate was replaced by a larger and more modern structure, designed by Brother Columbkill, C. S. C. and built under his supervision. Among those prominent in the rebuilding were Bill Redden, Fricky Farrell, Dash Riedmann and John Malkowski. They were enter- tained betimes by Conway with stories of the time he left dear old Portland, among the rah-rah ' s of the Columbia boys. THE NEW NOVITATE Commencement 1913 Undoubtedly the most memorable part of the 1913 Commencement exercise was the lOO-degree-in-the-shade weather while most of the exercises were helq in the sun. The usual large number of alumni and visitors were on hand, hov ever, and the ceremonies were in every way successful. The commencemeni speakers were among the best heard at the University in recent years. They were ex-Senator Burrows of Michigan. Governor Cox of Ohio, and Rev. William Kirby of the Catholic University of America. One event not on the program was a roughhouse at two a. m. in Walsh Hall. In said affair Bryan Barou (probably celebrating his election to the presidency of the Alumni Association) is reported to have been prominently connected. As Juniors, the Class of 14 performed its part in the exercises by defeating the Seniors crew. The Freshmen also won from the Sophomores, and all the winners were decorated with gold anchors by Miss Bessie O ' Connell of Chicago. The famous Alumni-Varsity game developed into a farce. Owing to the untiring and unvarying efforts of the Alumni umpire the Alumni won the game, something to something less. Outside of the personages taking part in the game, Moke Kelly s moment of pevishness. and the near-mobbing of the umpire, the game was uninteresting in the extreme — to the ' Varsity rooters. The Commencement exercises were concluded Monday evening, June 16th. when the degrees and honors were conferred in Washington Hall. The Valedic- tory was delivered by William E. Cotter. LL. B.. the class poem was read by Thomas O ' Neill. Ph. B. and the Bachelor Orations were spoken by Messrs. William J. Milroy. LL. B.. Simon E. Twining, Ph. B., and Allan Heiser, Litt. B. I Death of Brother Albeus The portrait of Brother Albeus. for many years treasurer of the Congre- gation, has appeared in every previous Dome, and now that this beloved religious has passed to the land of the living, it is but proper that a word be inscribed to his memory here. As Community treasurer. Brother Albeus was well known by many, especially by the students, and his remarkable personality made him loved by all. In him, the officer was always submerged in the man, whose noblest qualities were ever dominant. The most prominent characteristic in his life was his hopeful spirit. In this respect, he was an apostle, and even though beset by the many cares of his position, he embraced every occa- sion to cheer those who presented themselves at his office. Brother Albeus was born in 1857 in Dun- lavin, near Dublin. In early manhood he came to America and joined the Congregation of Holy Cross at Notre Dame. Previous to assuming the duties in the treasurer ' s office, he was an instructor and prefect in the Uni- versity. In 1901 he succeeded the lamented Brother Edward as treasurer and held that position until his death which occurred June 14. 1913. We Return Notre Dame can ' t stand still for three months, so that when we arrived from our homes, or Europe, or Atlantic City, or Cedar Point, or De-, catur, or wherever we had spent the summer that was all too short, we were con- fronted by a number of changes. The new Novitiate was completed: the Carrol- lites were fenced off from civi- lization; the water in the lake was warm; there were important changes in the Faculty; the number of students was greater than ever; the crop of boobs, thicker; the pleasant face of Jack Fordyce was absent, and the Safety Valve was in new hands. We found our old short-cut paths overgrown with grass, and the many new faces made even the old ones of us feel a wee bit like strangers. But immediately the canning season began; Flo took to collecting locker rent; we went around to Brother Leopold s for a stein of lemonade, and finding it of its usual weakness, knew we were back at Notre Dame, and speedily settled down to our old habits. Senior Class Elections Among the four-year classes, the class elections were singularly free from politics. Early in the fall Harry Newning called the men of ' 1 4 together and mod- estly stated that he thought the class ought to elect officers for the year. Some- body asked forthwith. What ' s the matter with Harry Newning? and nobody seeing anything the matter with him. he was unanimously elected president to succeed himself. The class evidently thought they could not have too much of a good name, so Dee Newning was made vice-president. The duties of secre- tary were settled on the shoulders of John Hynes and those of treasurer on John Carroll ' s. Not caring to veer from the beaten path. Gene Kane, all-around all- time sergeant-at-arms, was tagged i7. It was only later that Morrison Conway (he from Portland, Oregon) was given the poet ' s laurels. The only jarring note in the whole meeting was the question of electing the Dome manager. The resignation of Dan Shouvlin forced us to look elsewhere for a manager, and the one figure that presented itself was none other than Poyntelle Downing. The question was. should the lawyers be allowed to participate in the election. After heated discussion the nays had it. which brought forth a petition to the Faculty from the lawyers. The President arbitrated the matter by siding with the four-year men. This was the beginning of trouble in camp. The lawyers, in good old politico-legal style, had a campaign, caucuses, straw votes and a hot time. It was a great race, and the last few days before the elec- tion were the biggest in the results. The outcome showed that no faction won solidly, but that the officers were divided up equitably. James Curry was made president; Charles Dorais, vice-president, Fred Gushurst, secretary; and Timo- thy Downing, treasurer. The remarkable and pleasing fact about the lawyers of ' 14 was the way they hung together after their heated campaign for class officers. Once the ticket was elected, the class acted as a unit in everything, whether it was demanding a voice in the election of Dome manager, dedicating the Dome or going to or staying away from the Senior Ball. fi lit Twilight League Opens iL. When the stranger at No- tre Dame hears the wild shouts of some sundry dozens of maniacal bugs immediately after the supper hour, and he runs around to the back of Sorin Hall or over in front of St. Joe to the source of the trouble to find a mob gat- hered, he may suppose that the wild men are dragging Walsh Hall to the lake. But he ' s wrong. It ' s only the usual evening game of mushball. Corby has it regularly: St. Joe has it almost so. and the Spanish- American boys have it by fits and starts. But when the last get going, then good-night peace. They make more noise than the Minims do at meals. We Dedicate The Dome The dedication of the Dome caused one of the aforementioned ripples on the surface of class politics. The Senior four-year men were divided on the question whether the precedent set by the Class of 13 should be followed and the lawyers allowed to take part in the dedication. After some discussion, the argument that a Senior ' s a Senior carried the day, and the entire Class of 14 met to bestow the greatest favor within its disposition. By previous agreement all the classes were to eschew politics; caucuses on the subject were ruled out; and each man was to vote for whoever he thought most deserving of the honor. Harry Newn- ing. president of the four-year men, presided. The nomination speeches were few and short. The results of the balloting showed that the class had selected Colonel Hoynes, Law Dean of the University, upon whom to confer the dedi- cation of this book. We Crown a Queen We will not presume to try to explain why it is that South Bend fails to support Notre Dame athletics, or why it looks at our students with a hold-your- pocketbook expression upon its face. Nor will we try to explain how it was that South Bend invited our premier athletes down one night to conclude its Fall Festival. Suffice it to say in introduction that South Bend overcame its customary apathy and sent the invitation. Only this in introduction. First act, the lid was on. Second act, our premier athletes were under the lid. Third act, our p. a. ' s accepted the invitation. And such a crowning of the queen cer- emonies were never before executed as were put on that night. Act four, our p. a. s have things tied to them that look more than ordinarily like the things tomatoes come in in winter. Act five, red tape untwines and entangles every- thing on the hill; big football games in near proximity and no big guns out at practice; petitions circulate until forty feet and six inches of names are secured, and all lived happily ever after. We Serenade South Dakota The discipline which is wholly paternal in its geniality and sweet reasonableness conduces more to a love of study than to such demon- strations as are pictured on college posters. Hence at Notre Dame it usually takes something as big as the Arkansas game to get a rise out of our scholarly inclined inmates. A pre-victory celebration, such as our reception to the South Dakota football squad, then, was cause for heart failure to not a few of us. The lid was raised to the sky; the snake dance was formed under the very eyes of the powers; and without interference we were on our serpentine way to the city. It was uh night. The town was ours. There might have been people in the Bend before who didn ' t know there was a college in town, but after that night there were none. We took the Oliver by storm; stopped traffic; delayed street-cars, and otherwise captured the town as effectually as our Jackies took Vera Cruz. Not least among the events of the evening were the tango performed on Main Street; Nig Kane ' s near-high dive from the J. M. S. Building; the auto ride given the players of South Dakota and the ' Var- sity; and the individual escapades which we dare not relate. The following day. sore throats and tired limbs notwithstanding, the enthusiasm was undiminished. The original Hill Street car was captured by Kane ' s army of nuts, who rode over to the field on it and then played a preliminary game for the benefit of the spectators. All in all it was a great day. but the Faculty failing to build us a bon-fire out of railroad ties, we celebrated our close victory over the Coyotes by jaw-feats in our various rooms. The Texas Game There is no particular rea- son why the Texas game should be given special men- tion. Of course, it ended the most successful season in foot- ball ever known at Notre Dame, and ended it with a bang. But, wise reader, we realize that we can ' t slip any- thing over on you, so we take you into our confidence. We have gone to a great deal of pains to get the accompaning picture of .Simmonds diving over Pliska; we want you to 240 have this remarkable picture; so here it is. It was taken by the staff photog- rapher of the Texas year-book during the Notre Dame-Texas game. Thanksgiv- ing Day. It shows how hard the Longhorns fought against us. The man who is heels over head is Simmonds, a Texas halfback. He has dived over Pliska, and with the ball tucked into the pit of his stomach, is coming down on his neck Feeney is on hand to see that he lights where he looks like he will light. The Texas paper which published this paper said that Simmonds lit on his neck, rolled over, got up and gained eight yards before he was finally downed. Eichen- laub. however, says in Feeney ' s behalf that if he remembers rightly, Simmonds stayed where he lit until the stretcher arrived. The Conference Demurs Through force of habit. Notre Dame again this year applied for admission into the Big Nine. Big Nine? Who said Big Nine? What ' s big about it? Cartoonist Carlson of the Chicago Record Herald had the facts in hand when he drew the accompanying car- toon. It tells the whole story. Notre Dame had just completed its wonderful series of football triumphs when the Conference board met. Notwithstanding the fact that Coach Harper had organized the Freshman team and brought our athletics to conform in every way with Conference regulations, we were deemed undersirable by the athletic trust of the Middle West. It is easy to understand why North- western and Indiana — teams that would end last in our interhall race — objected, but why Chicago and Minnesota, with pretentions to Western Championships, demurred is difficult for Maroons and Gophers to explain satisfactorily Outsiders see It plainly enough, though, and we are content to laugh with them at the expense of the weak-kneed Conference. Our subsequent 9-1 drubbing of Wisconsin in baseball merely bears out our position. Perhaps we should feel disheartened because our neighbors in the Middle West won ' t play with us. We will bear our disappointment. With only such teams as the Army, Yale, Syra- cuse and Carlisle to play with, we ' re in hard luck. Ah, well, perhaps in the dim, distant future, we may schedule games with world-beaters like Northwestern. Professor Peterson Passes Away The absence of the famil- iar face of Professor Peterson, our German instructor, was soon noticed by all the old boys returning in September. To our sorrow, we learned : • ; . that the popular professor was lying on his death-bed. After Imgering several week, he passed quietly away on the afternoon of Octo- ber, 30. Classes were suspended on the day of the funeral and Professor Peterson was buried from the college chapel with military honors. Our President ' s Day The first official appearance of the 14 Seniors in cap and gown was on St. John ' s Day. the feast of the President of the University. Do you remember the first time you wore suspenders? Well, we felt just that way. We were so flabbergasted that we forgot the flowers we were supposed to present to the President. Walter Clements was on hand with the speech, but Harry Newning had to rob an altar of the Church to get a boquet. It so happened that the Rev. President saw Harry in the act. Hence he accepted our token of affection in the crude and rustic spirit in which it was given. According to custom, the Notre Dame Players made their first appearance of the year, that afternoon. As You Like It was essayed, and was a success in every way. thanks always to Pro- fessor Koehler. A few of the Seniors who failed to appear in cap and gown on that morning were reminded at length of the gravity of their offense, and immediately Hank Frawley ' s and Johnnie Hyne ' s and Frank Hayes ' traffic in caps and gowns picked up. The Tango Tabooed Rule 9,536,184 — The Tango and all dances associated with it are absolutely prohibited at all dances having the approval of the Faculty. Thus read wei before the Military Ball. It was not unexpected, but it did cause a deal of excite-fl ment. The new rule didn ' t seem to deter any one from going to the affair, fori it was better attended than any previous one of its kind. It would be incorrect to say that that the new dances were indulged in, but a truthful historian would relate that all did not tetotally abstain. Especially a couple of our boys who attended with professional tangoers. The University is strictly averse to pro- fessionalism in any form, be it in athletics, in oratory (as is shown by the fact that our representative to the State Contest has to pay his own way, or in danc- ing. Hence we lamented our boys. That wasn ' t theend. There wasan indignation meeting. Perhaps the straight of it will never be known. But we all do know that our boys had supporters and opponents at the meeting. Discussion waxed hot, and Poynt Downing got the following resolution through the second reading, when somebody insisted on amending it; Resolved: — That the committee does not foster the attendance of any person of unquestionalbe character and in this instance no conclusive evidence can be found that any such person was in attendance although the floor committee might have been lax as they have been on all other occasions. But even the final action did not make sufficient amends, and the Military Ball was stricken off the Notre Dame calendar, and at the same time ' our boys had their names erased from the list of students. m ,H.LB ' -OTRaj t ' i ;. J We Celebrate Washington ' s Birthday 71 Thanks to the gentle reminder of the Faculty we did not forget the flag as we forgot the flowers on that other occasion. And the ceremonies went off as slick as the rhubarb we got for supper. President Newning made the hit of the day with his excellent presentation speech. We were proud to give Old Glory to Notre Dame, and, as Harry said, we hope that in years to come our friends among the Faculty will look at the banner of ' 1 4 and recall the gratitude which we now express. But, ah, how we missed our absent ones. How quickly we noticed the absence of their names from the last page of the program (We were looking anxiously for ours). That last page brought a scare to many, but now that it is all about to end in last-act style, we reminisce, and laugh, and feel no worse for the scare. We Receive General Meagher ' s Sword Enough Blarney flowed that night to fertilize St. Joseph County until Gabriel blows his horn. It did, so it did. Never before was Ireland so completely saved; never before did we hear such a wealth of Irish eloquence. The occasion demanded it. The University was receiving the sword of Meagher of the Sword, that gallant Irishman who. when exiled from Ireland for daring to raise his voice in the cause of liberty, came to America to lead the superb Irish Brigade in behalf of the downtrodden slaves — but, ah, we fear we are plagiarizing on one of the speakers of the evening. At all events, the occasion called for the best that was in the distinguished speakers, and the speakers did the occasion justice. Father O ' Donnell, with his gripping poem commemorating the reunion of the sword with the Green Flag of the Brigade; Senator Walsfi of Montana, who made the speech of presentation; Rev. Father Cavanaugh, who made the speech of acceptance; Hon. Roger Sullivan of Chicago, chairman of the celebration, and the Hon, Bourke Cockran of New York — all were at their best. Which means, we heard some of the best orators in the country. Everything was accomplished with due formality. The number of automobiles lined up beside old Washington Hall that night made it look like a Chicago theatre on New Year ' s eve. Disting- uished guests, clergy and laymen, were here from all over the country, and regrets came from even a wider territory. The sword itself was carried in on a palaquin, beautifully mounted in satin, and guarded by the pick of the Notre Dame Regiment, The mere fact that the real sword was delayed in transit does not matter; a kind cadet lent his. and the ceremonies went oil like a Mercedes with Ralph DePalma at the wheel. We Seniors Have a Week of It Easter week at Notre Dame is owned in fee simple by the Seniors. This year they celebrated with becoming dignity. First in order came the Seniofj ' Play, which was presented on Easter Sunday afternoon before a critical audience ' , composed only of St. Mary ' s girls. Outside of the fact that Tim from Texas ' ; said my wifes husband for my wife ' s brother, and Mr. Madder said, Good ladies, morning, for Good morning, ladies, and that Polly lost a dress shield, it went off very well, and the cast flatters itself that the audience enjoyed What ' s Next? Easter Monday afternoon, Mr. Sisler paid us a visit. Mr. Sisler comes from Michigan. We wish he hadn ' t come. Then came the Senior Ball, with Adler ' s and Spiro ' s dress suits all filled up with students, and the dolls all decked out in lace and stuff like that. There were the Easter green programs, and the big dinner, the happy dancers, dim visions of a rule against tangoing, and the small crowd all to be remembered. But if the joy of those who were there were divided among twice the number, there would still be the same verdict — it was a dandy dance. Tuesday afternoon, What ' s Next went before the students and visitors. The students kindly remained for the first act, while the visitors stayed through it all. And they were repaid for their staying. Sid Birder, of course, and Johnnie Hynes of our class were the best contributors to the play. And then we went to bed and slept for twenty-eight hours. THE WISE WOMEN OF THE WEST i  TIIL MK mCAN GAME The Ralph Demmick Memorial Tablet Those of us who were here in 1910 or before and knew the splendid work and character of Ralph Dimmick all remember with what sadness we listened to the news of his untimely death, which occurred in the fall of 1911 from injuries received in football. We were in the middle of a victory when the news of his death arrived, and the hush that spread itself over the crowd bore testimony to the love which Ralph held in the hearts of Notre Dame men. A memorial tablet was ordered to be erected at the University by the students of this and former years. The bronze was completed at Easter time, and set in its place in the University Gymnasium. ARAU- - Tr fJTTJTji Ti l. ' n U :U ;, ' .. ,„ W,f:Ofv ' mr TTTiO rr titr rrrrJTira ' , ' ?;; or r ' orPF- n jcK WT.TTf TO nilllt-VtlAfT; AOTi VXiW, T i mT .Pr;. . p, r r tfWllpHWfyplHHWftWfl|jBHffm  III M I M II I ( MI IIWl W II I Noted Visitors The past year has not been without its i noted guests to Notre Dame. Last Com- .l mencement we were honored by visits fror ex-Senator Burrows of Michigan and Gover- nor Cox of Ohio, both of whom gave addresses. ' At this time. too. the Rev. William Kirby, of the Catholic University gave the Bacca- laureate sermon. Shortly after we returned in September, we were visited by Governor Ferris of Michigan and Monsignor O ' Brien of Kalamazoo and their party, who came down to search through the archives of Notre Dame in behalf of the Michigan Historical Association. After the Christmas holidays came Wilfred Ward, the noted English critic and author. He told us in a very delightful way of his intimate friendship with the poet, Alfred Tennyson, and outside of the fact that he called us down for rattling chairs, we were charmed by his visit. At the sword presentation exer- cises, the great came from near and far. The chairman of the evening was Roger Sullivan, candidate for United States Senator from Illinois. Senator Walsh of Montana made the presentation, and the address of the evening was delivered by the Hon. William Bourke Cockran, one of the most powerful orators in America. Shortly afterwards Monsignor Benson, the great Catholic novelist, stopped with us a few days, and his talk on the necessity of a Pope was the best of the year. Besides these, there were our old-time friends Tom Daley, poet: Doctor James J. Walsh, encycolpedia; Father John Talbot Smith, lecturer, and many others. MSCR. BENSON AND PARTY J 247 An Event for Every Day We Had Roast Beef Lvi JIVRIL April 20— St. Mary girls hear the history of the Marble Champ from visitors. Ananias tickets voted to visitors. April 21 — K. of C ' s. put on second edition of first degree. Ed. Norton celebrates first day of spring by fast- ing — only nine buns. April 22 — Corby 6, South Bend High 5. Tuesday, but no Tuesday dinner. April 23 — As we expected Tuesday dinner arrived. Bro. Flo delivers his masterpiece. The First of Spring. dealing with rejectments and picnics in June. April 24 — Hugo Bezdeck arrives with his Rasorbacks. ' Same old Hugo, but not the same old Rasor- backs. Varsity 17 — Ark. 3. Anni- versary of the Night of the Big Can- ning. No celebration. April 25 — Hugo finishes his speech and his pie in the Senior refectory. A hog cuts its throat when it tries to swim — Rasorbacks refuse to play in the rain. April 26 — ' Varsity cuts their throats for them, II to 0. 1 don ' t like to talk about myself, but 1 didn ' t even have to stretch myself to win first in the broad jump at the Penn Relay Games. — Jimmy Wasson. April 27 — K. of C ' s. hold forth — or, rather, second and third. Billy Sun- day, B. S. arrives in the Bend. ■ J I SvHOfiy I I I M.l« t JQ May 3 — Ottawa champs get into a class with Herricks. Kelly holds them to no hits. ' Varsity -Ottawa nothing-up. May 4 — Corby appears with her horse shoe. Braves 3. Walsh 4. Blue coat stationed at Post Office to guard N. D. youths. The flock of chicken turned down the St. Joe road. St. Mary ' s in need of that blue coat. May 5 — Jean Dubuc comes home for a day. Is after Kelly, we suspect. Many sedate and serious Sorinites use rear window rather freely after night prayers. April 28 — The goat seems to have gotten the goats of the new Bro. Knights. Delana and Prof. Hines discuss G. A. Henty as a historical novelist and the rest of the class smile. April 29 — Marceille has package of smoking — bums nevertheless. Truth is stranger than fiction — everybody attends history class. April 30 — The passing of the Mar- ble Chump. Serious Sophs stage some soiree. Last collection for piano in Sorin — hurrah. May 6 — New pier at boathouse, but same old boats. Father Carrol tries to climb St. Mary ' s side gates when the Amazons block middle pass. May 7 — Delana ' s past solved. Freak is self-confessed. In English George breaks down and admits he travelled with a circus two years. Mrs. Miller ' s closes for the summer. Poor Nig. Well there ' s Spring- brook — yes there it is. S. B. Trib. gets melodramatic. Lathrop s a big leaguer, they cry. Brownson 12. St. Joe 6. MJJY May I - ' The Canadian Champs don ' t look bad to the ' Varsity. N. D. 8, Ottawa 2. Berger did the hon- ors. Bishop Allerding confirms a class of forty. May 2- Thanks to our little edition of the U. S. Army, we get a half holi- day. Lathrop celebrates by holding Ottawa to 2 hits. ' Varsity 7, Otta- wa 4. May 8 — Home run Thursday. ' Var- sity 9. Washington and Jefferson I . Billy Sunday outstrips the Orpheum a country block. May 9 — You ' re a liar, we re- spond, referring to the Trib ' s shout, and we prove it by affidavits. Pup behaves perfectly in Elocution. May 10 — Junior Elocution well attended. Notre Dame literally runs away from Northwestern, win- ning track meet 96 to 30. High School meet in morning. N. D. fellows muchly interested in it (we won ' t be sure of the gender of i7). May II — A Savage takes a bath under the auspices of the Spit Hall Society. Sunday chicks out in force. Where were you? Walsh 12. Sorin 6. Five Sorin rooters on the sidelines. May 12 — Memories of the days of Hughes Crack Sorin Regiment; Batal- lion dwindles to 3 4 men. Deluge in Sorin. May 13 — Lathrop velly good plit- chy. say the Hawaiian Chinks. Delana ' s crusade for No more Pork breaks fruit, i. e. roast beef. We all hope, for the sake of rec that Fr. Cavanaugh won ' t come home on Thursday. h, ' ' %-.J- May 14 — Big leaguer caught in amateur game — Geiger draws for the Journalists. Is reprimanded and given 10 Brownies by Dome board. May I 3 — Eichenlaub and a crowd of South Bend kindergardeners follow a real Indian family around the Bend. May 16 — Women should vote; women should not vote. Our de- baters convinced Wabash of the former at Crawfordsville, and Indiana of the latter here. May 17 — Beloit (that is their big leaguer) gives us a scare. ' Varsity and rooters 2, Visitors I. The nine is off for the East, with the jubilant students doing the U. N. D. in big league style. Divy Divine, our old track star, also given send-off as he starts on honeymoon. May 18 — The week ends without pork making its appearance. Walsh II, St. Joe I. Brownson 10, Corby 3. Father Farley coaching from bench, Hit it out. No. Bunt. I said hit it. Wait them out. Hit it. No, May 19 — Kelly repeats at Penn State, winning 3 to 2. Several night riders get ducked behind Corby at 2 P. X. May 20 — Many wild-eyed Philopa- trians journey to Bend for feed. Some of them forget to come back with the bunch. May 21 — We hear sad news. Navy 7, ' Varsity I . Junior Laws give Juris- tic Jambaree in Am. Hall. Much punch to the punch. Prof. Koehler entertains. May 22 — Father returns from Eu- rope, don ' t y ' know. Received with semi-military honors. The band — don ' t mention it. We get revenge on Catholic U. 9 to 3. May 23 — Rec. today, thanks to Father Cavanaugh ' s return. Skillies beat Corby 6 to 3. ' Varsity invades Gotham, Fordham 3, N. D. 6. Pup raises no disturbance in Elocution — he skives. May 24— Army 3, N. D. 0. Maybe the U. S. can lick us, but nobody else can. Hayes springs another dead man story. Gold and Blue 66 ' 2, 1. A. C. 6334. May 23 — Were you on time for Vespers? Corby 12, St. Joe 5. Hip- hip-hooray. Springbrook opens in style. What do you mean, style? May 26 — Varsity 3. Colgate 0. Skiving season on in full force. May 27 — Big day in baseball. Cor- by 3, Sorin 4. Walsh 6, Brownson 4. Corby 8, S. B. H. S. 4. Billy Sunday umpires fairly. Movie man on hand. Our heroes return from the East with 4 out of 6. May 28 — Father Walsh resumes command of History classes. Sen- tence passed on loafers. Orders from headquarters to cease the Sunday afternoon naps and attend vespers. May 29 — We learn that we Juniors will Prom on June 13th. The Colonel becomes famous, misreads decision. It really was Notre Dame one, not Notre Dame won. St. Viators, too! May 30 — We learn that we Juniors will Prom on June llth. Decoration Day. The N. D. batallion makes its last appearance before the American public and also the S. B. chicken Derrick says, Halt, but they for- got how to halt. ' Varsity 8, Wabash 0. Yea, Wabash! May 31 — ' Varsity 3, Wabash 0. Yea. yea, Wabash. Northern Indi- ana High School track meet on Cartier Field. Big local attendance — after 2:30 p. m. Novitiate burns. Plant does the half in nothing. We Juniors learn (relearn) that we Juniors will Prom on the 13th. ' WON THE Of flN JUNE June I — Everybody out for ves- pers — ten minutes ahead of time, too. Sightseers view remains of Novititate and also boys in swimming. Corby 6. Hoosier Creams 6. June 2 — Valey La Blanc and Shorty de Fries win track meet for Sorin. John Hynes wins Ellocution contest. June 3 — Johnny Hearn makes the startling revelation in Public Finance class that he has been in a real estate office ever since he was three years old. June 4 — Our Giants slip. Lake Forest trips them, 7 to 3. Oh, well, even the best of us stumble. Lvil June 6 — Delena admits to Father Walsh in history that he is a Senior. Happy O ' Connell goes to Grand Rap- ids. Freshman Oratorical won by Jeremaiah Hagerty; Sophomore by George Schuster. June 5 — St. Joe 8. Brownson 8. Father Burke saves his fledglings by calling a halt for dinner. Joe Bryne immolates himself on the altar of Walsh Hall, getting hit three times; but umps Farrell says. Nix on this pantomime stuff, and refuses Joe his base on balls. Whereby hangs the tale. Corby 7, Walsh I. June 7 — The Dome is out! Better late than never! Better than ever! Brother Flo is not satisfied with his picture. We get even with St. Via- tors for one debate affair not long since staged. Kelly holds the Kanka- keeites hitless; fans 19, and makes three of the 16 runs himself. We win two points at the Conference track meet. Profs in class (about steen times), — Please put those Domes away. June 8 — Corby 11, Brownson 10. Sorin 3, Walsh I. Oh you foxy Sorin! Carroll 12, Holy Trinity High School. Chicago, 6. Pliska tries to buy up all the Domes. Dome editors to the tall timber. ) ] tjvJTToN-CuT Ty WH S C,OT -rue Cl-OTHt ' lC June 9 — The beginning of the end for the men of ' 13. Freshmen Law- yers greet Judge Callahan with a ris- ing greeting. Pup takes Senior exams. Dome editors still in tall timber. June 10 — Prep exams. Lathrop signs with New York Giants. K.. of C. farewell smoker. Dome editors sneak back. June 1 1 -Wild Bill Donovan alleges he is sober and of sound mind. Prep commencement. Elocution and ora- tory (?). June 12 Kane carries the moon to place Hall in his pocket. It ' s going to be some dance. June 13— Friday the 13th— Luck Day — The Dance. No praise can be too strong. We might use that word strong in connection with the punch, also. La dernier classe. June 14 — Opening of commence- ment exercises. Many students m attendance in the Bend. Ex-Sena- tor Burrows of Michigan stand pats. Breakfast sparsely attended. Bro. .Mbeus, Treas. of the Community, dies. June 15 - Bacculareate Sunday. Father Kirby deliveres the sermon. Corby 1 2, All-Stars I I . Alumni meet- ing. Alumni feed. — Alumni rough house all night in Walsh. Some rough house at 3 a. m. Bryan Barou responsible. June 16 — Commencement day. Hot. Bachelor Orations. Boat and swimming races. We won! Bro. Albeus laid to rest. ' Varsity 1. Alumni and umpire 3. Moke Kelly disgusted. Yea, Ohio. Ohio club entertains governor. Gov. Cox speaks and does not stand pat. Diplomas for the worthy. June 17— Exams all day. The first of us start. Tomorrow we will see her. June 18— The rest of us go, — except Kelly, Conway and a few other others who were sentenced to exile at N. D. for the summer. i K.. MiLi- STREET 254 SE ' PTEMBETi September 9 — Carroll Hallers be- gin to arrive. Also part of the St. Joe hallers. As to the rest, says Bro. Flo, they can ' t come back. September 10 — Watchmen go on duty. First band concert. Some place, wonder if it ' s like this all the time. CarroUites go on picket duty (watching picket fence grow). September II — Nursery organized in Walsh for ex-Carrollites. Phibbs appears in long trousers. September 1 2 — Prep school opens. Prof. Koehler ist der neuer Deucher lehrer. September 13 — Canning season opens. A pair get pickled and canned. St. Joe skirvy opens. Nig Kane goes into the tailoring business. CAn iiNQ jt ?5o v ope s September 14 — Bro. Flo announces that vespers, being optional, will have to be attended by all. September 15 — Authorities in Brownson warn the lambs not to pay the Spit Hall gang any pew rent. Sorin Authorities ask for athletic money, key money, etc. September 16 — Conditioned exams. College men appear. Do not think we insinuate that there is any con- nection between the two previous sentences. September 1 7 — Fat Harper is declared lost, strayed or stolen. He will not be back, making room for another to win the fair renown of Ail-American pest. September 18 — College opens. Juniors no more, but solemn, serious, sedate Seniors. How ' s that? We find that English conflicts with the Orpheum. September 19 — College still open- ing. First Friday dinner. Nothing like mother used to make. 255 September 27 — First appearance of the weekly wipe. Hearn maintains that God can not make something from nothing, that he is a pantheist, a Christian, and an honest gentleman. Bang! - ? $ ! etc. The lid goes on. Several don ' t go to town. September 28 — Several Corbyites skive and wait until 2 P. X. for the watchman to move away from the main entrance (in the rear), but he didn ' t move he was a post. September 20 — Rumor of the lis. Happy thought. Seniors still arriv- ing. Many editions of Hits I Made by Every One. September 21 — Religious opening of the school. First big feed. Bohan- non of St. Joe swipes the Faculty ice cream and shortly afterwards moves to Brownson. September 22 — Seniors plan on their first appearance in cap and gown. The law is laid down to the Brown- sonites. September 23 — History IV. can- celled on Tuesday in order not to run in opposition with Orpheum I. September 24 — King defines Meta- physics as that which comes after physics. Posseum Newning also breaks into the definers limelight with this: A chair is something to sit on. September 25 -First rec. day. Freshmen out for classes. Rules read in dear old St. Joe. c.m.g. you boys must set a good example for the rest of the University. September 26 Breakfast at ten to seven sharp hereafter. Salmon dinner and bean supper. September 29 — We all expect to see the crowning of the Fall Festival Queen in town tonight. Military begins. OH-oh-oh-he-he. Bro. Mat- hias makes eloquent plea in behalf of the knights of the road, advocating the re-opening of Rockfeller Hall. We change our mind about that Queen- crowning business. September 30 — First Delinquent list. Is mistaken for the list of stu- dents in attendance at the University. Skimpy O ' Hara organizes frater- nity; initiation plagairized from Coc- key Funk ' s to O ' Hara three years ago. „,o ' •rrm ) ] 2 0 Z. No sec ond. s October I — Dan Shouvlin is weed and won by his studies; Dome loses mgr. Durbin makes his debut in Sorin society, you-know-my-brother-. October 2 — Preps try to kid Orphe- um actors. Moral: Don ' t try to kid the actors. Bro. Everwithus gives recital to select audience. His brot- | IT her. Pink first mate. October 3 — Seniors elect officers. Possum stays at the helm. Kane likewise stays at the back door. Storm, a cyclone, a tornado, yea. even a monsoon is raised over the election of new business manager. Notre Dame crew participates in South Bend Mardi-gras. They make the city in time to crown the queen but ! October 4 — We Fletcherize -two buns apiece. What would Lange or Norton do in such a case? Ohio Northern snowed under 87 to 0. Sor- in get-to-gether meeting. Much en- thusiasm for the cream. October 3 — Sad news. All the Ger- man bakers are in the hospital. Vis- ions of no buns. Two were few enough but . Energetic campaign in Freshman law class for Pres. Several candidates electioneering (for them- selves) including Havlin. St. Joe Litt organizes. Pie Shagga frat gives evidence of strength by controlling election. October 6 Football team is dis- missed for maiding of honor to the queen of the carnival. See Oct. 7. Juniors organize. Freshmen Laws ditto, with great difficulty. Havlin chairman, allows unlimited discus- sion. Galleries on outside become too noisy, —windows are closed. October 7 — Petition is circulated to reinstate athletes. See Oct. 9. World series begins. Big crowds in front of newspaper offices. Walter blossoms as a philosoper with good dope on Being. October 8 — Gov. Ferris of Michi- gan spends the day with us. Giants win. General pers in Corby this night. Art Hayes makes manifest that he can not concretize the entire Metaphysics lesson on summary notice. October 9 — About our football team he ' s back. Shovlem barks at the moon. Keep your eye on Red Murray, he ' s a former Notre Dame man, says the spieler at the world ' s series board. We do and Red delivers a scorching single, scor- ing Oldring. i! 2SS October 10 — Durbin visits a fair one in the city and returns breathless. He makes it in nothing flat. Many go to the city in a hurry to see the fire, but it was only Studebaker ' s birthday. October II — Founder ' s day exer- cises. Walt. Clements reads ode. John Hynes elocutionates. Freshmen 6, Culver 0. Kane, our all-round sergeant-at-arms, begins to perpetrate revenge on his upper lip. «■ Jl October 12 — Brewery Busters (W. C. T. U.) infest our shallowed pre- cincts, but do not discover Bro. Leopold ' s. October 13 — Founders day. No classes. Columbus day. Orpheum well attended and usual small talk. October 14 — Harry Newning puts on new collar to ask for Senior per. Even the new collar did not avail. Kane is made cheer leader. K. of C. elections. October 16 — Muggsy McGraw, Varsity 1 0. is married in our church. Hill street car makes first attempt of the year to reach M. B. October I 7 — Entire student body to the city to welcome South Dakota. Kane falls out of the second story of J. M. S. building — almost. Divvy Devine advertises St. Mary s for sale. October I 3 — Bro. Mathias announ- ces the he will clean up the refectory if he has to mortgage the school. Newman tells us of London, the most imposing city. October 18 — Coyotes bite the dust, 20 to 7. Jones is knocked cold, but comes back. Nig Kanes pets arrive in the original Hill St. car, and win the game by putting the jinx on the ball between halves. Entire student body remains at home and — ?! October 19 — No cop on the job and Sunday too. Gee whizzes, says Pete Yerns. there ' s been a lot of skirts on the grounds today, October 20 — First cold day- change of weather noticed by many, Bartholomew describes Miss Justice as a large woman vidth scales on her handts. I lITTl-t H£ R flPP )f?£NT i j October 21 — First snow. Walsh Hall dolls spring some wrinkles in top coats. October 22 — Newman introduces us to a diaphanous clad manikin. The Senior Lawyers, being assembled, were given paper and pencil, and re- quested to write out a bill of griev- ances. October 23 — Few hairs on many lips. Geiger has six and thinks they needed to be trimmed. October 24- 1 am told that Craw- fordsville is totally dry. is it true Mr. Lennihan. — Fr. Bolger in Politics. October 25 — Notre Dame 62, Alma 0. Alma coach says he believes N. D. has the edge on M. A. C. his team having met both. Piel was not assigned a duty in history today. October 26 — Fr. Oswald goes to Walsh to find a student. Sorin get- to-gether meeting started. October 27 — Why do all the good dances come during retreat? Retreat does not begin. October 28 — Retreat begins. Prof. Sauter adds his rubbers to his toilette. Discussion of Balem ' s ass in dogma. Very interesting. October 29 — Archbishop Christy visits us, and raves, like Conway and the rest of the Columbia river guys, about Portland. October 30— The ' Varsity and Mike and Hull are off for West Point. Hill street cars go over new route. Jun- iors get slight room, if they get per- missions from home, if they have not 200 demerits, if they have no condi- tions, if if. etc. Prof. Petersen passes to his reward. October 31 — Quiet Halloween. Minims celebrate by moving into new refectory. Pup out in white courdo- roys. NOVEMBETi November I — No classes — Retreat closes. We dazzle the Army and amaze the East by our brilliant for- ward passing and meteoric open- play. Anyway, we won, 35 to 13. Snake dance and wild jubilations when news is received. Street cars stop: South Benders lose hold of some cash, and the easy money goes easy. A night in the South Bend Lockup, might have been written, but wasn ' t. November 2 — Sorin 15. Brownson 9. The day after the night before. November 3 — Prof. Petersen bur- ied. Night pers on Wednesday and Saturday nights only, and then they expire at ten o ' clock. So says a letter in Sorin, and they sure get the letters over there. November 4 — We should worry about the election. Havlin wants an example of a simple idea in Metaphy- sics. November 5 — You were looking for something simple yesterday, Mr. Havlin, now looke here Prof. Team leaves for Penn State. New- man on Florence and Venice. A discourse in superlatives. Grand Rapids Press says of our team, The greatest football team of all times. November 6 — Special matinee for N. D. students at Auditorium. We meet Miss Lucile Lavern and Co. Ludwig (Tom. Wise) says the baby will be future N. D. halfback. November 7 — N. D. 14, Penn State 7. Cheese and greasy spuds to cele- brate. November 8 — Mulcahy counts in French, Ein, zwei, drei Fresh- men at Toledo High, 10 to 0. Sorin at Winona, 7 to 0. Preps at Dowa- giac, 7 to 0. Walsh at Benton Har- bor, no game. Nov. 9 — Bro. Flo ' s statistics: eigh- teen hundred newspapers sold at news stand today. Team home from Penn State. Charity makes us say noth- ing at all about Penn. Big Blizzard. Dr. Walsh tells us that Rochester is an interesting little town. November 10 — Dr. Walsh gesti- culats. St. Mary ' s entertains the ' Varsity eleven. ' Varsity does not be- lieve there are any girls in attendance in the Palace. )A 1 IfflgafM ' g - J ' ' ■,■ ' ,1 ■ I • I ■ I III r -r -«€CO€n)T)0« MASTTP — Piece WITH ALL-ATARCAST November 11 — Lucile Lavern and Co. attempt to entertain. Oh you turkey trot! Horrified? Not at all; just envious. Sorin football team gets new shift play — a humdinger. Novermber 16 — No compulsory Vespers. Juniors begin to use their Sunday permissions. November 1 7 — Several receive transportation. Exam, returns. The Profs, break the sad news gently. Prexy Newning shines as a niggah dialectition. November 18 — Sophomores elect officers. Yes you have a fine class and it should be an honor to attend its meetings. We grant all. (Fire) water shipped to Texas. Calvin reappears. Where has he been? Nobody knows. November 19 — Chost in Corby. Fitz makes it disappear. Sorin prac- tices diligently on 19 shift plays — on chessboard. November 20 — Last appearance of the Varsity on Cartier field. Bro. Mathias discusses the advisability of conferring degrees for hashing. November 12 — One member of Harry Newning ' s table appears for breakfast. The Eternal City is brought over for us by Newman. Sorin practices hard — made 14 touch- downs on chessboard. November 21— Comedy of errors in French Class. Prof, bawls student out for not having his book. Prof, discovers the book in his own hands. Varsity leaves forTexas and C. B. C. November 13 — Corby ' s football team ousted and Sorin wins 12 to 7. Much argument in Corby that night, but Sorin only smiles. November 14 — The first mile post. Quarterly exams. Kane gets in con- dition for the exams, by removing the hair from his upper lip. November 13 — Chicago Operatic Co. holds forth at Washington Hall. Everywoman attracts in city. Edi- tor-in-chief disappears. Thought to be kipnapped. rtT Ci y Qr oST ( 262 November 22 — Varsity 20. the small time crew 7. Metaphysics cancelled. Great gloom among the philosopher. This irregularity very hard on Schuster. November 23 — Serin shows her old traditional spirit and Walsh displays her s. The result was that there was general pers in Walsh that night to the tune of 26 to 14. November 24 — Delna vs. the Met- aphysics prof, on Beans. Brother Knights attend K. of C. party at South Bend. W. A. HOGAN IN THE SAN ANTONTA EXPRESS November 23 — N. D. Army gets its new rags. They ' re grand old rags, but gee, I wish I was a junior. Peil demoralizes French class by his clever- ness. November 26 — Some of us go home to get our turkey. Profs, give the rest of us two week ' s work to do in the day and a half vacation so that we won ' t get lonesome. November 27 — Turkey Day — for which we are thankful. ' Varsity feasts on the Longhorns. 30 to 7. Mrs. Miller serves chicken and turk ey-trots at matinee. November 28 — Delinquent List re- cruited in History IV. All-Western honors given to Dorias. Eich and Rock, by the Chicago Journal. f ' II November 29 — Durbin chooses an All-American. Very selfishly places him- self and Sholem at ends. Full attendance at Harry Newning s table. Impos- sible ! ! ! November 30 — Our Champs return. Ecker- sall ' s All-Western interests us. Three men on first and two on the second team. Pretty rotten, eh? Thorpe gives Dory All- American and places Eich second only to Brickley. DECEMBER December I — Skating? Not hard- ly. 70 degrees in the shade. December 2 K. of C ' s. officers and entertain. stall December 3 — Senior English class stays in from 3:30 to 4:30 to hear Jesse James read by Fr. Carrico. First basketball practice — Mono- gram Smith on the job. December 4 — Box party at the Orpheum. Stew-gents hold repartee with actors and journey to police station in consequence. December 3 — Chief of Police has his buzz-wagon in our front yard all morning. Many students prefer the rear door. Eich and Rock get press comment as Shakepearian stars. December 6 — Conference- see cartoon above. -but December 7 dress rehearsal speaking. ' As You Like It in Much impromptu December 8 — Holiday — Brownson attends vespers. All ' s quiet at the Orpheum — for cause, see above. December 9 — Bishop Hayes de- clares that there is absolutely nothing to the report that Joshua made the sun stand still. Court-marshall in- augurated for cadets. Walters sees great possibilities in it. Mrs. Miller advertises the tango. Several students attend. So does the football team. So do the prefects. Deak Jones elected to lead ' Varsity ' 14. Dee Newning throws snow balls; Prof, throws sarcastic remarks. December 10 — Are you going to appear tomorrow in cap and gown? Hank Frawley accused of throwing bulbs on third floor Sorin. Exhibition of billiards in Sorin rec. room. December 1 I — President ' s day. We Seniors make our first appearance in cap and gown. We present bouquet, but on the house. As You Like It big success. December 12 — We Seniors who did not appear in cap and gown receive communications discoursing on the gravity of the offense. Keeler lec- tures. My Idea of a University, by Gibson. December 1 3 — Breen medal won by Emmett Lenihan. ' Varsity and Lewis Inst, stage little farce. Evolution of Democracy by Piel. Some evolu- tion says King. The night of the big run. Prof. Damais Paul dies. Good-bye Gib. December 14 — Walter Camp again shows knowledge of inside football. Walsh entertains the football men. Fr. McGinn tries to fool us, but we fooled him. Bro. Mathias lectures before the St. Joe Litt. and is vigor- oulsy applauded with pillows and magazines. December 1 5 — The charms of a fair co-ed cause the ruin of a Fresh- man. The Southern gang leave on home-seekers tickets. December 16 — Billy Burke heard singing, 1 lost the Sunshine and Roses. December I 7 — Mike ' s bunch beats Dorais specials. Fr. Farley catches for specials. Thata boy. December 18 — Minims leave — alsCNil some others. Quizze — quizze — quizzM — but you were there perhaps. ' Frenchmen penalized five pwant and one duty for rough play. December 19 — Vacation begins at noon. Few (were) left at noon. Fewer that night. Merry Christmas. Extra! Christmas Edition. Pete Yerns held up. 134..... 26S January 10 — N. D. outclasses Bel- oit. the S. B. Times says. 35 to 9. In politics Has anyone here read any of the epistles of St. Paul — really this is disgraceful. Francis Mulcahy and Emiel Reidman are awarded the O ' Brien scholarships. January 11 — Attendance at Ves- pers really wonderful and it is said that the Orpheum will close. Sob session in Prof. Koehler s room. January 12 — The Carmodys return to attend the Senior ball. Jerry Dundon arrives on time at a class. HAPPY NEW YEAR January 5 — We all met at Mike ' s. Peg o ' my Heart in town. We for- get the no delay in South Bend rule. January 6 — Back again, gone again. Hard straits for Carroll hallers; com- ing all the way back to get canned. Classes begin with a rush. (What?). Braun moves to Brownson to be near his friend. Bro. Mathias. January 13 — Varsity five 38, Polish Seminary 20 — It was a good game, too. Dundon running only ten min- utes late for classes today. January 14 — Seniors advertise meeting. Lawyers advertise they are Seniors. We find poet laureate among the engineers. Conway is it. Hearn retires from the dogma class. Vesper skivers called to time. January 7 — Classes still in a state of coma. Sorinites get 30 demerit for tacks in the wall and each student has personal interview with rectors. January 8 — First post-exams, holi- day, ergo street cars work hard, ergo we expect the lid. New rules read. Two hour lecture in Sorin. January 9 — Prexy Possum Face re- turns from strenuous holdiay season only a week late. Interviews continu- ing in Sorin. 1 i66 ) J January 15 — Bald headed season opened by wild Bill Donovan. ' Var- sity candidates cop all the firsts in the interhall meet. January 16 — Tim Downey says, You ' re a sorehead. Ike Feyder says, You ' re a sorehead. The rest of the table boost the Jefferies-John- son stuff. John Carroll characterized by Elocution Prof, as a kitchen come- dian. January 17 — Notre Dame 38. Lake Forest steen. Yerns breaks into Cosmology with an Evolution theory and as usual is about fifteen minutes late. January 18 — Senior Lawyers and Kirchman dedicate the Dome to Col. Hoynes. Yerns finishes his short course in Cosmology. January 19— And Mr. Kitchell showed us some pictures of Glacier National Park and they were pretty and the Indian guide was a fine fel- low, and he used only a few conjunc- tions and — and January 20 — Football team, be- cause it put South Bend on the map, is banqueted by the Knife and Fork Club. Yale game a sure thing for next year. Ward gets a few lines for skiving vespers — and a Senior too. January 21 — Father Walsh realiz- ing that the winter days are hang- ing heavy on the boys, assigns few five thousand word essays to the Seniors. Poor bone-head club. Pepin one of our dignified selves, appears with a Donovan shave. January 22 — Lew Shank gets in good at the Orpheum. says he, If 1 had the thousand dollars of the heroine of the previous act, I ' d bet it on Notre Dame against Yale next fall. ri r 6KATi-n ) V lA January 23 — Ingersoll Orchestra. .Best concert of the season. And llngersoll used to teach violin at N. D. lovis Morpheus Smith s slumber is [udely interrupted in History again. Jocution, oysters, beans and mili- ' tary. January 24 — Varsity and Michigan Aggies stage their hair-raiser, to the sweet tune of 28 to 16. Mills loses temper, also position in game. New bell installed in Science Hall. January 25 — Best skating ever. They must have been skating over at the Palace, but we couldn ' t get near enough to see. Bro. Alphonsus was doing police duty. Bartholomew catches a colt. Faculty issues a bull against the tango for class dances. January 27 — ' Varsity 23, Wabash 16 at Crawfordsville. Spring fever day. Spring fever added to St. Joe shower baths. Ethel Barrymore raises the lid. January 28 — Charles Saunders and Co. Lots of beef. And then came the deluge at Sorin. January 29 — And then came the lecture in Sorin chapel. Gabby is boycotted. Corby takes interhall Bnals in track. January 30 — EXAMS. Sam New- ning ' s nasal organ is disarranged by high dive from upper berth. As usual, the Pup was at the bottom of it. January 26 — Dr. Hay takes us back to the Pheistocene Age during the first p. m. period. Thanks, doctor, for the nap. Eleventh commandment promulgated in Sorin: Thou Shalt not whistle. January 31 — Snow falls, cars stop. but exams, go on forever. N. D. 34. Wabash 27. It was a real game, but it cost us our captain. Cahill getting in Sam Newning ' s class with a mis- placed olfactory apparatus. Wilfred Ward gives us an idea of Tennyson. FEBRUARY February I — Kane proves a valu- able player for Walsh. McDonald, on his day of rest is rushed by the I I th hour men who want their mugs in these pages. Interhall handicap meet. February 2 — All on for the third lap. We saw our shadow — twenty more weeks of school. Bulletins appear on Sorin board — 20 min. apart. February 3 — K. of C. smoker. Journalists enjoy an exclusive lecture by Slason Thompson. The N. D. P. monograms - monstrosities appear. Bliss Perry gives us a line on Emer- son. Arrow Collars and fish worms. February 4 — Military Scurvy ads appear. Walter thinks they ' re very clever. M. A. C. are the best rough- housers. 44 to 22. Weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth — Majestic burns out. _ -C- C « - February 6 — Father Sorin ' s centen- ary. We celebrate in spirit by attend- ing classes. Have you seen the Lobsterscope? February 7 — A heartbreaker. Ohio State 22. Varsity 20. Fr. Farley picks his baseball team for the spring. u February 5 — Philopartrians enjoy Les Miserables. (Less miserable than peeking through the picket fence, anyhow i. Tra-la-la. Oh. fiddle! There goes Jim Riddle. February 8 — Six below. Vespers as usual. The basket ball team leaves for the East, amid the rousing silence of the absence rooters. %:fm February 9— N. D. 28, St. John ' s 22. Joe Gargan has palpitation of the heart for Sommers benefit. February 1 0 Cornell 4 1 , N, D. 14. The spirit of Sorin disappears — we get the rec. day. We have Trouble in Camp, and it does not do poetic justice to the substitute halfback. But while we were having trouble in camp the queens pass in review — seven bob loads of them. 271 VJ February 1 1 — State fire marshall informed that doors are locked on theatre goers at Notre Dame. We hear more of Trouble in Camp. Mr. O ' Donnell. 9!, shows us some pictures. We win one. N. D. 28. Colgate 22. February I 2 — Ouch again — Syra- cuse. 50; Varsity 14. Bro. Everwith- us has a cold and will not be able to appear tonight. February 13 — Friday the thir- teenth. What could you expect. Clarkson 32. N. D. 22. February 14-N. D. 25. St. Law- rence 23. Poles hang it on our indoor baseball champs-- 12 to 3. Peg o My Heart has greater attraction than T. A. Daly. February I 5 — First Debating pre- liminaries finished. Grinning O ' Con- nell makes speech in Corby — in the deluge. February 16 — Basketball team, weary and worn, returns. War officially declared against class ski- vers. After a stink bomb had been opened in history the prof, says, 1 wouldn t do that. February 17 Class skiving mor- tally wounded. Bro. Flo says, St. Joe ain ' t no hole. What ' s is it a hole anyhow, Flo? You should bibble. February 18 — Bone-head club win glory in Dogma class. McShane de- clares in History that Queen Mary died without supporters. Munger — buxom personified. Military ball. Nuf sed. No tango, did you say? February 19 — We have seen the blue moon, the lobsterscope, and the — but see the 26th. At last — at last the St. Joe showers are completed and will be open to the public ten minutes each day if you can find Flo to get the key. February 20 — The horses fell in the Lake. Moral: Don ' t tamper with the windows. — Sorin bulletin. February 21 — 1. A. C. gets away with the long end of a 58 to 55 track score. Joey Ray runs the two-mile in 9:40 4. thereby making history. Eucharistic League dines in decor- ated refectory. Bro. Mathias says: All the world ' s a stage, and some- body ' s got to be stagehands. February 22 — Forty hours devo- tions. It being Sunday, no classes. February 23 — Last chance at the burg before Lent. Orpheum, OUver (theater). Forresters ' dance, etc. Hber- ally patronized. February 24 — Hurrah for Washing- ton! May he always bring a rec. day. And we present our flag. Prexy Pos- sum makes the best speech ever. Closing of the Forty Hours. Mardi Gras celebrated in a small way by many — Mrs. Miller ' s. February 25 — Exit the devil. And the lid fell forty days and forty nights. Indignation meeting in Sor- in Law room — lots of gas but nobody says anything. Why was the meet- ing called? February 26 — We bid Red Sheehy farewell. Walsh end of the military resign. fto out r. Tnut rr KVCTEI I February 27 — Walsh end of the military return. Why? February 28 — Emmett Lenihan wins second place at state oratorical MARCH March I — Walsh surrenders and takes two hour miUtary grind as a penalty. Brownson wins from Holy Cross on the Initiative and Referen- dum. St. Joe defeats Brownson. March 2 — Art Hayes leads the Israelites out of Asia into Patagonia. Fenesy and Stephan announce that Sorin ' s basketball team will not prac- tice on the chessboard. March 3 — Bishop Muldoon a visi- tor at the University. Makes an after-dinner speech in the Senior refectory. Varsity basketballers ban- quet and elect Joe Kenny Capt. for •|5. March 4 — The night of the big wind from Ireland. General Meag- her ' s (?) sword presented to the University. Serious Senior says. It was fine, but 1 didn ' t get more than an hour ' s sleep. n- s cct v u March 6 — One of our Preps guesses the exact weight of two buxom lassies at the Orpheum, (445 lbs. of avoir- dupois) and gets season pass. Won- der how he knew? March 7 — The Philosophers (strict- ly speaking) are banqueted. Thanks to St. Thomas and the University. March 5 — Now we ' ve got it. what are we going to do with it? Somebody came to Coach Harper ' s house and the Coach says he will be a Notre Dame fullback someday. March 8 — They say we haven ' t got it. We had a big time anyhow. Alley Rats do not send Shorty McGluck to town for eats. QuejS 1 QlON ' r SL !► ONE c ef? March 9 — The lawyers seek recog- nition on the dance committee. Alley Rats in Sorin have big eats and con session. March 10 — Dutch Bergman skives and gets away with it — almost. The prefect waited. r THE o l-t V-E R Ti]W iT..iii ' i(i,nitniji ' Uirr room-cleaning accompanies the bath. Second floor-back-Sorin pulls cheap sympathy stuff. March 17 — Snow prevents battle between Irish and Dutch. Philopa- trians stage minstrel show. Many, many attend festivities in town. March 18 — Debate finals. Lucky men are: T. Galvin. Leninhan, Smith, Schuster, O ' Connell, Gushurst. Wal- ter and W. Galvin. Oh you Sept. Morn; but we find double guard thrown around the Oliver. J March 11 — John Hynes takes first place in the Peace Contest. Our lack of appreciation of the musical concert is deplored, and we are flouted with our Simiam Origin. March 12 — Mike Carmody gets a few lines to write. Dundon still run- ning late for class. March 19 — Chicken supply short — ice cream, however. Freshman athle- tes start to work. March 20 — John Hynes represents N. D. in State Peace Contest. Peil has nose bleed between answering knocks at door. March 13 — And Friday again. The Editor makes the acquaintance of the Queen of the Movies — Pluto. O ' Con- nell wants to know how to become a great orator and is advised by debat- mg coach to go out and declaim to the chickens. Did he mean it? March 14 — Preps take dual meet from South Bend High. Hello Theology. Eickenlaub buys sham- rock in preparation for St. Pat ' s day. March I 5 — Bull Donovan disting- uishes himself by an oration delivered before the South Bend Hibernians. And he skived too. March 16 — Sholem scoops and is scooped into the pool. Hair-cut and March 21 — Laetarie medal to Chief Justice White. Seniors decide to recognize the law men at dance. March 22 — Was it the cherries or the dogs? The day before the famous bulletin. St. Joe hallers celebrate their patron-saint ' s feast. Bill Red- den in Humorous Reading. March 23 — Sorinites advised not to rock the boat (after deluge). Get in and try us. they reply. Spring fever weather in evidence and many at- tacked in Corby. March 24 — Fr. Walsh gives Havlin permission to use the library. Rumor of $150,000 endownment. Nothing doing on Spring rec. day. March 28 — Hearn trys to decide whether he would rather have $10 or reason. Culver reserves the main floor. N. D. reserves the gallery. March 23 — Concert Company failed to arrive. Thank you. First out-door baseball game. Scrubs vs. ' Varsity. Reign of terror in full force in Sorin. March 29 — Brother Knights put 33 victims through 1st degree. Dur- bin relieved. Don ' t they have any screens on the rear of Walsh Hall? March 26 — Military exams destroy the decorum of Main Building. Rain of everything in Sorin. March 27 — Record-Herald dis- covers that Eich is going blind. The Senior philosophy class (not Carroll Hall) are disciplined. March 30 — Cordon of prefects around Oliver entrance disappoint Montgomery and Stone fans. But we get there just the same. Three or four fellows actually went to class. March 31 — Marbles again in lime- light. Horrible! Sorinite loses brains on the stair-way at mid-night. says bulletin. Col. mightly peeved. But it was a glorious day. JPRIL April 1 — Mass-Meeting. (April fool). History duties due to surprise of many. Ralph proves to be a poor detective and gets his walking papers. April-fool, and Pup is missing. Any connection? April 2 — Nothing new in the line of bulletins. First Sorinite — Where are you going next year? Second Sorin- itf Well, it ' s a cinch if— dkl!$?$— 277 ) J April 3 — High-School meet again offers side attraction. Art. Hayes re- sents the accusation that he is very girlish by affecting a masculine tread. Serin confesses. All the light globes gone. April 4 — Sorin permissions restored. Bulletin No. 97693. Preachers at- tending convention in Mishawaka in- fest our campus. April 5 — Palm Sunday. All records broken. Time: — 2:33 ' 4. Pup re- turns and we are relieved. Beauty Rohan discourses at length on the baseball team. April 6 — Everybody goes early to avoid the rush on the Easter pers. Wisconsin game assured. Tim Down- ey says, Only two more months now and 1 will be a man. April 7 — Walsh rivals Norton in the pie line. But the supply gave out. One Senior actually has his thesis done. April 8—8:00 P. M. Two inches of snow, and the Wisconsin game to- morrow. How ar ye. says Si. April 9 — Gloom, Snow, No Sun. But it comes and snow goes and we wallop Wisconsin, 9-2. Kelly gives I hit. Chief Meyers stars. April 10 — Good Friday. Mass of Pre-sanctified. Lucky ones start on their Easter vacation and now let the floods come. April 1 I N. D. 14, Olivet 2. Yes, if they hadn ' t trained it might have been 15 to 2. April 12 — Easter Sunday. Brown- son sleeps over to celebrate. The play actors entertain the queens with the Senior play. For the first time we see all the queens together. April 13 — Senior Ball. Sissler Co., of Michigan hand us one, 3 to I , Kelly— Gray. Kelly fans 10, Sissler 12. April 14 — Senior play. What ' s Next? , also Madam Trentini. The end of Easter vacation. Reappear- ance of Hits 1 made. April I 5 — Classes resume. Fire in gym. Local company puts out Bro. Hugh instead of fire. Two fire com- panies from S. B. finally dig up the floor and put out blaze. Senior Eng- lish does noble work. April 16 — Peil naming battles of Mexican war with Fr. Walsh ' s aid says. Play Alto, Peruna, Creo- sota. N. D. 6, Western Normal I. Berger, Sheehan and Kenny. u April 1 7 — Exams. Philosophers get triple dose and recover at I :00 P. M., too late for dinner. Pretty soft, eh? Pete Yerns loses habili- ments. April 19 — Fr. McMahon of New York City preaches at student ' s mass. C. D. exams. Dome board turns the big guns on the classes. April 18 — Ditto the exams. ' Var- sity 5, Armour I. Kelly, Berger and Kenny. Fr. Benson, the English Novelist, delivers an interesting lec- ture. April 20 — Fr. Haggerty: Mr. Car- roll, give us an instance of change. Carroll: (After several moments of intense thought) Why, a change of weather. Fr. Haggerty: Very good. Now, Mr. C what does that mean? Rev. John Talbot Smith among us. I April 21 — Fr. John Talbot Smith begins his series of lectures to the English classes. Fake Mexican out- rage appears. Senior Economics are startled with news that thesis are due a week from date. April 22 — Fr. O ' Hara, as expected, talks considerably about Oregon, ( Minimum Wage). Some of our brave boys all ready to go to the front. 2S0 April 23— N. D. 8. Bethany 3. Sheehan, Berger and Kenny. Farrell gets many hits. Our soldiers stage a sham battle. Accused of killing birds. Rush for paper at news-stand. April 24 — Madden rescues and re- stores the lady ' s handkerchief? Anx- ious mamma checks our one hero s rush to the front. April 25— ' Varsity 12, Ohio Wesl- yan 0. Kelly and Gray. One hit. Sorin Alley Rats hold no night session. Lost the bones. April 26 — St. Joe 6, Brownson 5. Sorin 3, Walsh I. Tommy protects us from the skirts, but we go bravely forth to meet them. April 27 — Dr. Walsh lectures on the mysteries of science. Britten still in Corby. April 28— Mrs. Miller ' s last. The Seniors attend, but take no prizes. April 29 — Again the Col ' s, hat dis- appears. The movie man snaps us and we yell to the music of the Sir- en. April 30 — The Col. appears with his brown lid. Prof. McCue aids in finding the lost girl in the movie by lending the telescope. So-long. Good luck. nn BOTTtS 281 CATHOLICS DEFEAT THE ) CHAMPION TEAM WINS TITLE BY SCORE OF 29-7 i LONGHORNS NOTRE DRWE WINS GREftT GAWE WITH SOUTH OftKOU Muddy Field a Great Advantage For Home Team in Contest With Fast Visiting Bunch dchenlaVb star -Notre Dame DownsTexasjn mal AT BUCKING GAMEi . ■ ' ■■ ■ ■ ' .v t - ' ' . NOTRE OAME WINDS UP CONTBOIUNG StMP rrrj,7Urrr | v V with win over texas SEMOfi CL1SS Pi Av Nortlwrnm Compl ' UlT SUd- t tfO ,-« ' , . eonUitmrn In U«l Into- -t ' ■■.«■  ' ■. ' . . ooRftis IS INDIVIOUAU STAB f,es; men m Conlesl on Gym nasium Floor Are Success u I Bl8 I ' nlt la Inviden m Oeleal . Senior Class. :icor Are Successlul ' . O - X v ;. ,,;r,g Members Ot the i l f ' ■ ' .o fM.H ' i« Rul KhanWREMME ' S ■ ' t .™ I Gndirpfi Vielones o) Noire;, Dame and Michigan Pui Eastern Defensive. i COLD AND BLUE HAS CLASJ ■,ihMifw)n fo BigblteS«- ricmi footbiil Honor yOlC iTMeagher ' s Sword = .PLAUJ4MESMV(;f)0[[)Bff|]f,f Presented to N. D. n mmai 1. Walsh andi; Bourke Cochran Will be ■ flmcng Spcakers-W.ll TellL 01 Worn oMrish in War I Great Utile Ouarterback Drop I Kleki Three Goals Frvm the] f.eid — Eichenlaub. Phska. Fmneoan Gain ThraytfvLine. : wm ' Loftghoms Resist Every fool oM Advance But Notre Oame Displays Mar ked Supenor- ' ty at Game ProQ essej. BATOn or GOOD BOOKS HARRY ' S DIVORCE SUIT 7 .™ fi l e ' s Collet, De. ' by «olr, Om,_ Dorais inU„, B„„s. I PBEStNIjJ! SITLES Alumnae of St. Mary ' } Nam« Committee to Confer Re- Oardmg Possible Avenues of fielorm. YALE AND WEST POINT GET FOOTBALL SHOCKS: Urmy... 13 Notre Dame. .. 14 t — 13] o,__ _ii -35I NOTRE IiAME TEAM FOR NOTRE DIE [L[limN [JSl Perm Stale Suffers First Oe- reat on Home Field In Htt tory When Weitemen Cai - turB 14-7 Game. PASSES HaPED GOLD «ND BLUt TO WIN Blue and WMIt Team Outplayt Invaden Ir A ' l But 10 Mln-I uld — tichenlaub, Oorali •nd Uilltf lite Stan. Notre Dame Swamps Uni versity o f Texas P r T« T V A tJ ' ■XI 7 onghomH Defeated by the Players From In- BhAlMhXA -J- p « 6y ScorTof29 to 7-Majonty of I P ii ' rtfa irnred in La t Quarter ofjiamc jtatl ' Ti (ipptfliiK I.Inf, Tn Scpre Tiin ToufhOowiu In Flonl Qiinner HIGH US 010 THE DOKAl BOUTS 3 GOALS.) Ilootlfr l.lrTro Worki ForwwJl Pui Tin TiiDM tor (lain ' Tomllac 11)0 V rdi OORAIS ' lOE RAISES j SOLD AND BLUE SCORE ' Point Scored in Last Q uarter Ojkwi ' TOD LIEUT FOR N.D.PWESi i.ocai Coiicoiani go Througfi Ihe Visilmo Team at Will! and Pile 00 Score ot 87 t ' Clothing. 7 ' W Notre Dame Student Cele brates a Sccrel Wedding and a Shccpskrn to Surprise CUssmalcs. HOTREDAWE ' (VEl TI5tB5 L i 2a3 1 5i«(kialp ervi(!e(bipaiiy ' k. (!a(al( ani (bnimemal Lifei ' aliire De i ed and Execufed flomplele I Soufk Bend, Indiana Oo-operafion in (bD e iiinuals Insures Beffer fiarmony- and (bmpkfeness in flieTinished Product. Evidence of fliis Jacf is shown in file Ppoducfion of fliis Book. The 8. 5. ¥arren Paper Oo., of ' bosicm.hm, die Bush.-K ' ebs En avin (b,of]iOiii5YilIe,Ky, and Oupselves oo-operafan closely has Aade BbssiUe flie Exdusiveness Khawn Herein ad flie Wide Depaihire from (he. Old 8(yie Annuals. kh Serviae fempany- ' iiy fifm n Soufli Bend, Indiana j: , . evidence o; Auction of the J, ;nce oi the co-op, ' on o( tke GtaLj ' en.c, .mpanya ic t ie ■e -■ frtiiir - i;. • ,. ' A .■)■ ' , ' i. ' ■-■ ' .; fWrr% 1! L ( Tkis Edidonof TheDome is Prinfed on OAMBO PLATE, one of {he Warren S Ward ook ' ft.pcrs V Needs of Notre Dame DUTY of loyalt ' incumbent on every student and Alumnus is to dissipate the curious superstition tiiat our Alma Mater is wealthy enough to de- elop unassisted, and that endowments are not urgently needed. The fact, as we are authorit- ati ely assured, is that when current expenses are paid at the end of the year, there remain only a few thousand dollars for repairs and expansion. The cost of maintaining the University amounts to almost eight hundred dollars a day, and to meet these expenses there are no resources except the students ' fees. There exist four endowed scholarships and with the income derived from these, four students are educated. The University holds the title to much unimproved land, but that is an incumbrance, rather than an asset. Here are a few things that Notre Dame needs urgently and immediately: A library building to cost S150,000. Two new dormitory build- ings at a cost of $60,000 each. A fund for the purchase of books for the library. A fund for the education of clever and deserving boys who cannot afford a higher education. A fund to provide special lectures by men distinguished in all the walks of life. These arc a few of-the immediate needs of the University; expan- sion will multiply these needs in proportion. Let the Alumni start a ball rolling. Make up your mind just which of these needs you would best like to supply. If you can- not give vSlOO.OOO, give a $1,000. If not so much as that, send $250 for the purchase of equipment in the laboratory in which you are most interested. A plan is now under advisement for the creation of a special Board composed of laymen to administer all moneys contributed to the University. ]h When Down Town — and Hungrv MIKE ' S Lunch Room Hill Street Cars go by the door M. F. CALXON, Prop. 105 E. Jefferson Blvd JOS. M. BYRNE 79 Notre Dame Win or Lose Jos. M. Byrne, Jr. Ex- ' 15 Phones: Home 5789, Bell 689. Residence: Bell 1162 DR. R. F. LUCAS DENTIST M. St udebaker Building Suite 611-612 South Bend, Indiana ' Pipe Hospital Sporting Goods - . 1 4-4 ' Geo.P.Hull.Pro . - mB gar ore- 10, K. Jeff. Xear Midi. Hc)th Phones Official Dome Photographer McDonald 211 So. Main Street South Bend, Indiana w — Unique Room Draperies From a choice of materials and fabrics — either Imported or Domeslir New 1914 Designs now ready — Permit our Drapers to call and meas- ure j ' our room and offer suggestions COMli .WD SEE US Geo. Wyman Co. 290 THERE is and probably al- ways will be a certain class of clothes known as College Clothes No matter how styles may change from season to season, the college man will demand a typical dis- tinctiveness about his clothes that are different from Business Clothes. Suits and O ' Coats are especially designed to meet the exacting styles so desired by the smartly dressed college chap. $25 to $40 Our stock of Pennants, Wall Blankets, Jewelry and Pillow Tops is large and varied. The Athletic Shop Conducted on the Campus by Adler Brothers Down Town Store. Michigan and Washington GEO. M. PLATNER D. B. J. SCHAFER SCHAFER PLATNER Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes and Smokers ' Articles BILLIARD TARLORS T H () R K () () D A L 1 r !■; s r () R I-; () A I. N ' ON October the 27lli I ' MO when llu- alioxi- store threw open wide its doors to the pubhc, it marked the dawn of a new era for the cigar business in the City of South Bend. From that time on with the increase in business Schafer Piatner have improved their modern store until it ' has become one of the finest in the Central States. They have made service and t]uahty the watchword of their ever growing business. It has become the favorite haunt during tiie idle hour of the business man, the professional man and the college boy. This store uses all modern appliances and have spared no expense to give to their appreciated customers the most up-to-date ser ice and pleasing gooils. They carry the finest line of all kinds of smokers articles both domestic and imported, and specialize in college goods. When the students return to take up the studies of the year 1 )1.S they will find still new improve- ments in this most modern store. Schafer Flatner extends to them a most hearty welcome. ' ours for an enjoyable acation University of Notre Dame Exhibit 1913, International Livestock Exposition, Chicago These cattle won S900.00 in prizes, being second in winnings only to the Grand Champion Carload — They won First in Class, First Hereford Specials, Second in Champion 2-yr-olds, and First in return (meaning best carload bought at Exposition as feeders, fattened and returned). Team Work of University {Agrictural Department) and Bowles Live Stock Commission Co., did it The All Star Team Ship your Live Stock to Bowles Live Stock Commission Co. Chicago FOR HIGHEST I ' KICES Kansas City Omaha Pittsburg 293 One of the world ' s greatest men once said: The secret of success is the adoption of a good poHcy and sticlving to it. From the very beginning we have adhered to the pol- icy of carrying nothing in our store but the smartest and most up - to - date wearing apparel for men and young men and we intend to stick to it. Whatever the season demands — you will find a larger variety of it here and with just a little more snap and quality to it than you will fmd elsewhere. Make this store voiir store. The llickoy-Frc ' unuin clotlu;- .en- (lU lllil • ,i iiiimiu- i Im lu fur yoiiiiK men 294 McERLAIN -JACKSON COMPANY South Bend, Indiana Lumber and Building Material and Masons ' Supplies Home Phone 5401 Bell Phone 401 Ofifice and Factory: Corner of Tutt and Carroll Streets Best of Service Home Phone 2592 Reasonable Prices Next to Eating in Your Own Home WASHINGTON RESTAURANT Cleanliness 121 W. Washington Ave. Open all Night Pure Food For Fine Custom Work, Call on J. J. Kreuzberger The University Tailor 216 West Jefferson Boulevard South Bend, Indiana The Ave Maria A C ' alliolic Family Magazine Terms: One Year, $2. Foreign Subscriptions, S3, or 12 Shillings, British No religious periodical is more widel ' circulated in this country and none is so well known abroad. It enters the best homes and is read by the best people. The Staflf of Contributors in- cludes many of the best writers in the language. Contents always interesting and varied. A Unique Advertising Medium, and said to be the most select in the United States. Send for a sample copy and list of interesting books, Address THE AVE MARIA Notre Dame, Indiana, U. S. A. A Note to the Boys Robertson Bros. Co. Boys ■- In consideration of our wnntlur- ful Shirt Sale — we feel that w e are splendidly introduced as the place to buy Men ' s Furnishings, values such as we have given you the past few days in Shirts, Underwear, Hosiery, Neckwear, etc. Our ideas of doing business: We intend selling this class of merchandise as we sell Dry Goods — lots oj it — and in so doing we are in a position lo buy right and make you the right price. We invite your inspection. ' ery truly, Robertson Bros. Co. CH. ' XS. E. r ' O.MMERT Home Phone 5508 POMMERT JAY Eight Cliair Barber Shop. Cigars and Tobacco Eight Expert Barbers, Two Porters, Good Quick Service — Our Motto A. L. JAV Toupees made to order and absolutely Kuaranteed 205 S. Main St., Jefferson BIdj;. The most complete Barber Shop in Northern Indiana Complete line of Domestic and Imported Pipes. Ci|{ais and Tobacco SOUTH BEND, INDIANA City Steam Laundry Just Around the Corner Good work promptly done 109 Vistula Avenue Our wagons Call for and Deli cr Laundry Phones 213 SOUTH BKNl), INDIANA Phone : 1 )fti ce 1067 Bell Residence 3346 Bell Dr. Frank J. Dean Building South Bend Indiana Powers Hou rs: 4 to b p. ni., 7 to 8 p. m. Knoblock Ginz We Make the Famous White Rose and Royal Blend FLOURS South Bend, Indiana Home Phone 2346 Residence 2546 Bell Phone 435 Residence 578 R. L. Sensenic •h. M. D. j. M. Studebaker Bui ding Suite 2U6 Hours: 2 to 4, 7 to 8 South Bend, In diana Trunks, Traveling Bags, Suit Cases and Leather Novelties Trunks, regular box and Steamers From $5.00 to $75.00 Traveling bags in genuine cowhide and different leathers, leather lined From $5.00 to $30.00 Suit Cases in Keratol and cowhide, linen lined, with straps all around From $3.75 to $20.00 All Calls Will Be Appreciated A I Leather Shop 218 South Michigan Street There is a decided College distinction to my 1914 Styles The recognition of knowing how to produce this style effect is evidenced by the overwhelming increase of orders I am receiving from Notre Dame students. See my exclusive suitings specially selected for Notre Dame trade. Only one suit to the pattern. Bubbling over with brightness, S28.00 upwards. Your College Tailor y ' Vp ' ' J 123 Vashington Ave. Telephone Central 4976 Telephone Central 4977 Telephone . ' utomatic 41-273 Chicago Engineer Supply Co. 68 West Lake Street, Chicago Manufacturers of and Dealers in Engineer Supplies of every description V. 1. ripe, I ' illings, V ' alves, Oils, Belling Hose, Packing Tools and Engine Trimmings, Power Plant, Building and General Mill Supplies Pcnberthy Steam and Water Spccialiies, Powell White Star V ' alves, Weinland Turbine Tube Cleaners, Turner Oil Filters, Lynde Patent Pop Safety Valves, Perfection Pump Governors, Cesco Brand High Grade Packings, Frictionless Bearing Metal, Salamander and Graphohestos Pack- ing, Lonergan and Powell Oilers, Philadelphia Grease Cups, Modern Steam Specialties. Established 1S61 George Ziegler Company Manufacturing Confectioners 362-364-366-368-370-372-374 FLORIDA ST. MILWAUKEE, WIS. High Grade Candies Fine Chocolates Holiday Goods and ALL NOVELTIES IN THE CANDY-LINE South Bend ' s Foremost Picture House American Theatre High Class Story Pictures All the Favorite Picture Players Open From 11 a. m. to 11 p. m. ST. MARY ' S COLLEGE AND ACADEMY Notre Dame, St. Joseph Coufity, Indiana Conducted by the Sisters of Holy Cross I ' he Fine 4rtS Music. Drawing and Painting are taught here in all tluir hranches on the plan of the standard Conservatories and Art Schools. ST. MARY ' S COLLEGE. NOTRE DAME P. O.. ST. JOSEPH COUNTY, INDIANA. offers to an American young woman right at home in her nativf land, opportunity for tia- cultivation of latent artistic talent, such as can be found nowhere else, outside of a few special schools devoted solely to one only of these branches. At St. Mary ' s College and Academy a student may pursue any one of these courses while at the same lime she is acquiring a broad, general education, thorough in all its details, for to be thorough in every thing has been the principle governing this school since its foundati jn over half a century ago. Many features of this school of high ideals, its beautiful grounds and edifices cannot be touched up(Hi or illustrated in the limited space of this announcement. The Directress, therefore, most cordially invites correspondence from parents having daughters to educate and would lake pleasure in mailing an illustrated catalog which gives a complete outline of Collegiateand Academic Courses; also a description of the work in the departments of Domestic Science, Art, Physical Culture, Normal Training, Journalism, etc. Correspondence solicited. For catalogue address THE DIRECTRESS St. Mary ' s College and Aaidciuy Xotrc Diimc P. O., Iiidimid Ice-Ice-Ice-Cream, Sundaes and Sodas Every Spoonful Tastes Like More Confections That Everybody Likes E erv Piece Guaranteed Pure THE PHILADELPHIA House of Purity 116 North Michigan Street, South Bend, Indiana Ross-Meehan Foundry Co. Chattanooga, Tenn. Grey Iron, Malleable Iron, Semi- Steel and Aluminum Castings Farm, School and Church Bells Warehouse and Station Stoves Railway Specialties Special Analysis Castings for All Purposes Cable Address Deephie , Camden, N. J. WARREN WEBSTER, Prcs ' t Gen ' l Mgr. Tiebers Standard Telegraphic Code A. SPENCER WEBSTER, Secy Treas. Western Union Code Established 1888 Incorporated 1895 Warren Webster Co. CAMDEN, N. J. Main Office and Works, Point and Pearl Streets Webster Systems of Steam Heating Star Vacuum Feed Water Heaters and Purifiers AIR CONDITIONING APPARATUS EXHAUST AND STEAM SPECIALTIES Address All Cornmuiiications Direct to the Company - BRANCHES: New N ' ork Chicago I ' hiladclphia Boston Indianapolis Kansas City St. Louis Minneapolis Seattle Salt Lake City- New Orleans Houston Diincr Los Angeles San Francisco Cleveland Cincinnati I ' itlslnuyh Washington Wilkcs-Barrc Atlanta Charlotte Sole Representatives and Manufacturers for Canada DARLING BROTHERS, LIGHTED Montreal St. John Toronto Winnipeg Vancouver Calgar London. Onl. The Atniosijiieric Steam Heating Co., Ltd., London, Eng. 302 Brother Columba Sells Men ' s and Boys ' WELT SHOES The best that money can buy J. E. Tilt Shoe Company CHICAGO, U. S. A. Bell Phone 613 Home Phone 5613 The Red Line Delivery Co. — FOR— Auto Livery, Taxis, Transfer, Parcel Delivery We Deliver Everybody and Everything Every Time Special Service to St. Mary ' s and Notre Dame 409 South Michigan Street SOUTH BEND, INDIANA THE BEST IN THE W EST OLIVER HOTEL ABSOLUTELY ' FIREPROOF OLIVER ANNEX THE OLIVER F. E. FAULKXOR, .Mana; cr EUROPEAN PLAN Rates From One Dollar Up Main Dining Room OptMi 6:00 A. M. to 8:00 P. M. Lolil.y Cafe and C.rill Room Opi ' n from 7:00 A. M. to Midni.nlit. S(i i(r a la ( aric Special Business Men ' s Lunch will be served from 12:00 to 2:00 in Grill Room. Price 50 cents. Private Banquets and Dinner Parties on short notice. The Finest Billiard Hall in the State Barber Shop, Hair Dressing and Manicuring Parlors. Ground Floor 304 J. L. Callahan A. B., M. D., D. O. Osteopathic Physic an 803-805 J. M. S. Bldg. South Bend, Ind. Telephones: fl ' D. E. CUMMINS DENTIST Colfax Avenue and Main Street SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Willis Kinyon Florist 136 South Michigan Street South Bend, Indiana LAW BOOKS We Carry The Most Complete Stock of Law Books in The Country; Text Books, Reports, etc.. Both New and Second-Hand, Everything For The Law Library Write us for Prices T. H. FLOOD CO Publishers 214 West Madison Street Chicago, 11 Famous Kalamazoo Military Uniforms ARE GUARANTEED Superior Quality Caps always please. None better at any price Free Catalogs for College Cadets, U. S. A. and N. G. Officers The Henderson-Ames Co. Kalamazot), Michigan MARIANO ALTAR WINE Absolutely Pure Our Mariano Altar Wines are made under the personal supervision of Re . 1). (). Crowley, appointed by the Archbishop of San Francisco lo sujierintend ihc making of these wines. He guarantees their purity We have the endorsements of: Most Rpv. S. G. Messnier. D. D.. Milwaukee, Wis. Most Rev. P. W. Riordan. D. D . in Francisco. Cal. Most Rev. J. J. Keane. D. D.. Dubuque, Iowa Rt, Rev. J. Schwebach. D, D., La Crosse, Wis. Rt. Rev. A. K. Schinner. D. D., Superior, Wis. Rt. Rev. J. J. Ik-niies! y, D. 11.. Wichita, ICans. Rt. Rev. V. Wchrle. D. D.. Bismark, N. Dak. Rt. Rev. J. K. Busch, D. D.. Lead, S. Dak. Rt. Rev. Thos. F. Lillis. D. D., Kansas City. Mo. Rt. Rev. Jos. Chartrand, D. D., IndianatMlis, Ind. Rt. Rev. J. M. Koudelka, D. D.. iMilwaukee, Wis. Rt. Rev. Cor. ' an de ' en, D. D.. . Ie,xandria, La. Samples sent free upon retiuesi. Write for Price List JACOB DUDENHOEFER CO. 339-341 First . ' XvcntK ' . Milwaukee, Wi.s. 306 The O ' Brien Varnish Company MAN UFACTL ' RERS OF Liquid Velvet The Washable Flat Enamel for Walls and Ceilings SOUTH BEND INDIANA ' audevillc of Distinction Orpheum THEATRE South Bend ' s Most Popular Playhouse PIntire Change of Program Enxtv SUNDAY and THURSDAY Three Shows Daily : 2 :30, 7 JO and :0(l PRICES: Matincf, except Sunday and holiday, lOc Evening lOc, 15c, 25c Boxes 30r The Whole World Kodaks We have Kodaks suitable for the most extended tour or vacation and for home use, too Headquarters for Catholic Prayer Books, Rosaries and other Religious Accessories Nicholas Schilling Druggist 303 S. Mich. St. South Bend, Ind. Whiteman Bros, Company WHOLESALE Grocers and Confectioners AGENTS FOR Sugar Loaf Canned Goods and Puritan Hour 702-714 South Michigan Street Karpcn Furniture Foster Ideal Springs The St. Joe Furniture Co. 122 Soulh Mirhigan Strcc-t The Home of Good Furniture Rugs Stoves M e r e I y a M a t t e r of la s t c Velvet Ice Cream Once tasted, always used. Ask for suggestions when ordering. HoIIingsworth-Turner South Bend, Indian, ■ ' ■ 8 51 S Main Street Home 55.11 ' ' ' - ' • .-1111.1 L Baker ' sShoeStore Exclusive Styles W. R. BAKER CO. 114 W. Washington Ave. South Bend A. E. Gilberg Co. Uncorpjorated) Coffees, Teas and Grocers ' Specialties 305 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE Chicago, 111. The Name BAGBY MEANS THE BEST IN Photography Dr. H. Boyd - Snee Eye, Ear Nose and Throat 30.3-307 Jefferson Building SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Oliver Plows The celebrated OLIVER line consists of Oliver Plows, Cultivators, Spike Tooth Harrows, Spring Tooth Harrows, Disc Harrows, Land Rollers, Pulverizers, Stalk Cutters, Wood and Steel Wheel Trucks, the popular Black Hawk line of Planters, Spreaders, and Vehicles, together with the famous Winona Wagon. Oliver Chilled Plow Works General Ofiiccs at South Bend, Ind. Works at South Bend, Ind., and Hamilton, Ont., Canada To Notre Dame Men At your service for the belter things CIGARS, PIPES AND TOBACCOS Mclnerny Doran 120 West Washington Street Peace to Human Soles Walk-Over Shoes 137 South Michigan Street office: Bell 886 Home 5842 Residence : Bell J56I Home S702 Dr. John A. Stoeckley Dentist J. M. Studiliakcr Building Number 511, Corner Suite ' ,isliiiii;t(m Avenue and Main Strci ' i South Bi ' n i, Indiana No. 126 I he First National oank South Bend, Indiana (Oliver Hotel Building) Capilal, S105,000 Surplus and Profits, $135,000 I. HIBBARD, President C. A. KIMBALL, Vice-Pres. CHAS. L. ZIGLER, Cashier C. J. WITWER, Ass ' t Cashier Safety Deposit Boxes for rent at reasonable prices We issue Foreign Exchange at lowest market rates and letters of credit payable throughout the world Try Our Traveler ' s Cheques Piirissima Brand Pure Beeswax Candles and Altar Brand Beeswax Candles are the most reliable and well-known brand of Church Candles, and have been in use upon the altars of the churches in this and foreign countries for so many years they are now uni- versally recognized as the standard. Where cheaper Candles are desired, we recommend our Hydraulic-Pressed Stearine Candles, Marble and Argand Brand. Samples and price list will be sent upon request. The Will Baumer Company The Candle Manufacturers, Syracuse, N.Y. 18 Murry St., New York City 212 W. Madison St., Chicago, Illinois 71 Broad Street, Boston, Mass. You Young College Fellows Will find this young men ' s store of ours an inviting and interesting place. Catering to young men is a duty and a hobby of ours — selling you what you want instead of making you want what we have to sell — to show you distinctive styles, the smart, ultra-fashionable fabrics, the new colors and patterns which young men are so alert to seek. Sam ' l Spiro Co. This store is the home of the famous Hart Schajfner f Marx Clothes for Young Men Nobile ' s College Inn The Place to Get College Supplies — Candies, Fancy Fruits, all Kinds of Ice Cream and Ices, and Soda. Special attention given to students. Weekly Fruit and Candy Orders Every Thursday, Recreation Day 108 South Michigan Street Both Phones: Bell 602 Home .S965 LAW OFFICES OF HUBBELL, McINERNY, McINERNY YEAGLEY W. A. McINERNY N. D. 01 V. K. DINNEN N. D. ' 02 J. VV. McINERNY N. D. ' 06 CEORGE W. SANDS N. D. ' 10 J. ELMER PEAK N. D. ' 12 OTTO C. BASTIAN DRUGGIST KODAKS and PHOTO SUPPLIES Developing all size films 10c a roll Huyler ' s a n d Mo rse ' s Candies 209 South Michigan Street Auditorium Theatre Building For Kodaks and Brownies and Photograph Material of All Kinds, Developing and Print- ing of Pictures always go to COONLEY DRUG CO. Cor. Wash, and Mich. Sts. SOUTH BEND, INDIANA The Eli el Vharmacy (INXORPORATED) Specially equipped for all work in connection with filling Prescriptions and Dispensing Medicines 230 West Washington Ave., Cor. Lafayette St. Bell Ph., lie .W2 Home Phone Sin Office Hours: 10-12 A.M. 1 ;30-. ' i P.M. Home Phone 101)6 Bell Phone - lyld Dr. A. C. Bartholomew Practice lim Eye, Ear, ted ' ose to diseases of _ and Throat 207 No. Main St. South Bend, Indi.ina CHRIST. FRANK TELEPHONE HOME 121.! RUSSWURM BROS. Harness, Saddles, Robes Whips, General Horse Goods 113 E.Washington .Ave. SOUTH BEND, IM). South Bend Floral Co. (HOKE CUT FLOWERS AND FLORAL DESIGNS Orders by Mail, Telephone or Telegraph will receive prompt atlention. Free Deliver ' to St. Mary ' s Academy and Notre Dame 216 S. Michigan Street South Bend, Indiana R J. McEVOY no W. Biiltimorc St. BALTIMORK. MD. Importer and Wholesale Dealer ill Kvery Description of Goods Used by Religious Church I-aces, g- • • Ciallooiis, and Silk Vestments Communities ' . r ' ' Damask eslnicnts SjK ' cial Department for ManufacturinR CASSOCKS and SURPLICKS for Altar Boys ' and Choir Outtit-s artistically cut and strongly made. SAMPLES FURNISHED PROMPTLY 312 KLINGEL KUEHN Real Sh oes Personal Att ention Next to Shafer Plainer s J. M. S. Bldg. STUDENTS When Dining Down Town Should Insist on Meats from Jimmie ' s Market 123 West Jefferson Avenue Big Creek Colliery Company Peoples Gas Building Chicago Watches and Dainty Jewelry Diamonds a Specialty Noisoniy The Jeweler Expert Repairing and Engraving Corner Michigan and Jefferson Streets H. Halvorsen Co. Importers and Converters of Tailor ' s Trimmings and Silks 34 to 42 So. 5 th Ave. 208 W. Monroe St. Chicago, IlHnois Chas. B. Sax Co. Michigan, Cor. Wayne Street South Bend, Ind. LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS Remember BEYER ' S NEW FLORAL STORE When you want fine flowers 131 North Michigan Street STYLE Fir St Last Always AT THE I.W. Lower Decorating South Bend, Indiana Shop THE HAND ihal guides this shoe business of ours is always holding out something to cause college men to sit up and take notice of their feet. BEITNER ' S UNIVERSITY AND REGAL SHOES at $4.00, $4.50, $5.00 .in- the very best that it is possible to ituilii at the prier. THE BEST to those who want the best at any price i offer the HANAN SHOE $6.00 to $8.00 They are known from Coast to Coast and regarded by men who know, as a shoe wiih- uul an equal. Benziger Brothers Church Furnishers f ' loldandSilversmitlis OUR NEWYORKfA FACTORY mm ' . ESTABLISHED NEW YORK  S3 CTNCIMNATl M till CHICAGO 1887 Clialiccs, ( ibofia, Ostensoria, etc, F-cclesiastical An Metal Work Crurifixes, CaiKllesticks, ( aiidelabra, etc. (liurcli I ' liniiliirc in Brass and ( )iiyx Baptismal Fonts, Communion Rails, etc. Gas and Klectric I-i ' i ' Fi.xliires. New York C hicago Cinciniiaii 36-38 Barclay 214-216 V. .Monroe 343 Main Street St rill Street Ward Hack and Transfer Co. TAXI, HACK, BUS f BAGGAGE Calls Day or .Night Taxis and Carriages for Thratres, Parties, etc. One or two passengers . _ SI. 00 Kach additional passenger - .50 Trunk - - .50 Suit cases - - .25 Special trip for trunk 1.00 Prompt Service 21.? and 215 South Main Street Phones: Bell 22; Home 5022 P. S. Boys, call 22 for baggage and we will do the rest Chicago Alton Railroad ' •The Only Way ' from Chicago to St. Louis 1 OL ' R F. ' XST D. ILV TR.MNS ' ):|lll . . M., 1 1:25 . . M..9:00 P. M., 11:59 P. M. DOUBLE TR.: CK . LL THK WAV Chicago to Kansas City 2 FAST TRAINS DAILY f):30P. . I. and 11:15 P.M. I)ail Throuj h Sleeping Car Service, Chicago to Hot Springs, San .Antonio, Houston, El Paso and Other Southwest Points th.it vour ticket reads via THE ALTON D. McNamara District Passenger .Arcoi IiMl-i Merchants Bank Building Indianapolis, Ind. Geo. J. Charlton I ' .isscnKor Tniftic MRf.. ChicaRO The Very Latest in D rilling Machines Sibley Machine Tool Co South Bend, Indiana 100 East Tutt St. Jacob Reed ' s Sons MANUFACTURERS OK Gold Medal Uniforms Our equipment and facil- ities for producing Uni- forms for Colleges and Military Schools are un- equalled by any other house in theUnitedStates. You are sure of intelligent and accurate service in ordering of us. The Uniforms worn at Notre Dame University are finished examples of the character, quahty and appearance of our product Jacob Reed ' s Sons 1424-1426 Chestnut Strcui Philadelphia National Soap Co. (Incorporated 1905) MANUFACTURES OF LIQUID SOAP, LINSEED and OLIVE OIL JEL SOAPS WASHING AND CLEANING POWDERS FURNITURE AND METAL POLISH 438-440 Franklin Street Detroit, Midi. Wilhelm Sausman Tailor Specializing in Foreign Fabrics and Clever Models FOR YOUNG MEN 136 So. Michigan St. South Bend Shoe Store Supply Leather Company Manufacturers and Jobbers SHOE STORE SUPPLIES, LE.VniER and FINDINGS 12.? South .Meridian St. Indianapolis, Ind. Look For This ( i TRADEMARK k It Tells you the F FOODS ARE GOOD P- The Haserot Company Packers and Sellers of Good Foods WOODLAND AVE. CLEVELAND EAT COLUMBIAN BRAND Salt Water Oysters They are just a little better than other brands and cost no more. Packed in one, three and five gallon sanitary cans, by Moyer Wrightson Baltimore, Md. FOR QUALITY — at right prices use LIGHT HOUSE and RED CAP Coffee, Tea, Macaroni and Canned Vegetables all specially packed for National Grocer Co. South Bend, Indiana SAY YOUNG MEN— - thtrc ' s a Men ' s Wear Shop that ' s just a little ahead of the next — a shop where you can get The New and know it ' s Right — a Dependable Shop. The Ellsworth Store Center Street Entrance Index to Advertisers Aaier Bros 291 Adler. Max Co 294 A. I. Leather Shop 297 American Theatre 299 Ave Maria 296 Bagby Studio 309 Baker ' s Shoe Store 309 Bartholomew. Dr. A. C. 312 Bastian ' s Pharmacy 312 Beitner ' s Shoe Store 314 Benziger Brothers 314 Beyer. Florist 313 Big Creek Colliery Co 313 Boyd-Snee, Dr 309 Bowles Live Stock Commission Co - 293 Bush-Krebs Co 286 Byrne. Jos. M. Co 289 Callahan. Dr. J. L 305 Catalog Service Co 284—283 Chicago Alton R R 314 Chicago Engineer Supply Co 298 City Steam Laundry 296 Coonley Drug Co 312 Cummins. Dr. D. E 305 Dudenhoefer, Jacob Co 306 Eliel Pharmacy 312 Ellsworth ' s 316 First National Bank 311 Flood. T. H. Co 305 Gilberg. A. E. Co 309 Greening Nursery Co 316 Halvorsen. H. Co 313 Haserot. The Co 316 Henderson-Ames Co 306 Hollingsworth-Turner Co 308 Hubbell. Mclnerny. Mclnerny Yeagley 312 Hullies 290 Jimmie ' s Meat Market 313 Kinyon, ' Willis 305 Klingel Kuehn 313 Knoblock Ginz 297 Kreuzberber, J. J 295 Lower. I. W 313 Lucas. Dr R. F 289 McDonald Studio 290 McErlain Jackson 295 McEvoy. P. J 312 Mclnerny Doran 310 Mike ' s Restaurant 289 Moyer Wrightson 316 National Grocer Co 316 National Soap Co 316 Nobile ' s College Inn 31 1 Noisom. Jeweler 313 Notre Dame University 288 O ' Brien Varnish Co 307 Oliver Chilled Plows . 310 Oliver Hotel 304 Orpheum Theatre 307 Philadelphia. The 301 Pommert Jay 296 Powers. Dr. F. J 297 Red Line Taxicab Co 303 Reed ' s. Jacob. Sons 315 Renfranz. Jr 298 Robertson Bros- Co 296 Ross-Meehan Foundry Co 301 Russwurm Bros 312 St. Joe Furniture Co 308 St. Mary ' s College 300 Sax. Chas. B. Co 313 Shafer Plainer 292 Schilling. Nicholas 307 Sensenich. Dr. R. L 297 Shoe Store Supply Leather Co - 316 Sibley Machine Tool Co 315 South Bend Floral Co 312 Spiro. Sam ' l Co 311 Stoeckley. Dr. J. A 310 Tilt Shoe. J. E. Co 303 Walk-Over Shoe Co 310 Ward Hack Transfer Co 314 Warren-Webster Co 302 Warren. S. D. Paper Co 287 Washington Restaurant 293 Whiteman Bros 307 Wilhelm Sausman 316 Will Baumer Co 311 Wyman. Geo Co 290 Ziegler. Geo. Co 299 Appreciation BEFORE closing the final form of the 1914 Dome, we wish to thank most sincerely all who have helped to make it what it is. We wish to acknowledge particularly the hearty cooperation of the Catalog Service Company in the exe- cution of this book; their work on each and every detail of it has far exceeded our expectations. To our advertisers we must give credit for making possible the many expensive features of this Dome. We take this opportunity, also, to express our grati- tude to our contributors of art and litera- ture, to McDonald ' s Studio for the excel- lent portraits furnished, and to Mr. John Doran and Mr. Elmer Hickey for their generous help in getting our book to press on time. The cares of producing a Dome are more than offset by the pleasure de- rived from ' working with such people as have cooperated in the building of this one. THE EDITOR ExeaiteiFljitiplf (o By Service v_ 8ouj9i Bend.bulianii )rP ffiy- v )wP Y m tm m 1 - ' ?c , , -y lS|| W.