University of North Alabama - Diorama Yearbook (Florence, AL)

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Commuters - Flowers Commuters - No commuters available for comment. They were all circling the parking lots in search of an empty space which isn ' t blue. Counseling Center - Professional Counselors are available for individual and group counseling and all counseling relationships are confidential. The Center has relocated in new facilities in Keller Hall 130. Crowns - Standard headdress at UNA. Cutting Classes - How can I flunk if I have a 93 average? Dean ' s List - Compiled at the end of each semester, it includes the names of students in full- time residence whose scholastic ratio on all work carried is from 2.0 to 2.5. Drop and Add - Drop in at Norton for a couple of hours and add $10 to semester expenses. Dates - Few and far between. Dry - Going to Pasquales for a pizza and a frosted mug of Coke. Education Building - Built in 1919, it was the original Kilby Elementary Laboratory School, and now houses education and psychology classes. Elevator - Also known as Otis; legend has it that Rivers has two of them. English Proficiency Test - 1. A chore that separates the literates from the boneheads. 2. Known as the final theme. 3. Given each semester to sophomores who have completed English 111 and 112. 5,051. Enrollment - The number of students attending UNA this year tops 5,000. Entertainment - Get more with the card. Exams - The only nice thing about them is the 10 o ' clock feedings in the dorm. F-Slip - Beyond the D-slip. Fatigue - 1. Worn by members of ROTC on Wednesday. 2. Exper- ienced by all students im- mediately preceding final exams. (See All-night study). Float - 1. Constructed at various locations, such as the Industrial Park and Old Bus Depot, in the wee hours of Saturday, November 6. 2. There are several stuffing methods for a prize-winning float: the napkin twist and tie, the crepe paper poke, and the Kleenex jab and bend. Flowers - The new gym, com- pleted in 1972, is named for H. A. Flowers, who served the University for 40 years in the Health, Physical Education, and Recreation Department. 13

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ABC Coffee ABC ABC - Former unimaginative name for second floor suite of rooms in Student Union, now called UNA rooms . ACT - No minimum score is required for admission, but scores must be forwarded upon application. All-night study - 1. An occur- rence brought on by finals, term papers, and other impending disasters. 2. Making up 18 weeks of study in 8 hours. (See Coffee, Corner Fruit.). Allowance - you get it on the first day of the month and it ' s gone on the second. Amphitheater - Built in 1934, it is one of the most picturesque places on campus; the first seven pillars represent the men from this school who were killed in World War I. It is where the squirrels frolic and Dr. Thompson gives his lectures; also the home of pep rallies, and Kappa Alpha Psi and Alpha Phi Alpha initiation. Apathy - So what? Arts and Sciences - What you ' re in if you ' re not in Education, Business, or Nursing. Beauty queens - Greatest natural resource, (see Crowns). Bibb-Graves - Yard of the Month. Block - The Education Block (consisting of nine weeks of classwork in Education 401, 431, and 433, and nine weeks of student teaching), normally forms the Education major ' s last term of work prior to graduation. Blue Lines - For the blue bloods. Booksale - What do you mean the Sociology books are new? My brother bought one here last semester. You mean the books are going to cost me $109.06? This paperback is $12.95 and only good one semester? I thought monopoly was against the law. (see Line, Allowance). Booze - Maybe next year, (see Hangover). Bulldogs - Mickey ' s hairless wonders. Church relations - The BSU, Christian Student Fellowship, Newman Club, and Wesley Foundation are all church affiliated organizations which are available to all students. With TV ' s and snack lunches, they provide for physical as well as spiritual needs. Class officers - For the first time, the student body struggled through two semesters without any. Coffee - Referred to by Towers residents as acid water; heavily consumed during exams, (see All night study.) 12

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Football Stadium - Keller Hall Football stadium - Also known as the intramural field. Forks of Cypress - If only the columns could speak - the stories they could tell. Foxes - It ' s always open season in front of the SUB. Check it out. Friend - 1. Someone who won ' t go on a diet when you ' re fat. 2. Someone who ' ll ask Who is it? when a guy calls and you ' re out. 3. Someone who wakes you when class is over. 4. Someone who ' ll drive you back from the line. Golf - I lost 6 balls and my parking place. Grade Point - If negative - you ' re in trouble. Graduation - It falls on Friday the 13th this year. The Omen? Great Hall - Used for SOAR, Advance Registration, after- game dances, banquets, dinner theater, and daily lunches. GRE - And you thought you were through taking tests. Green - 1. Resident parking spaces. 2. Freshmen. Hangover - Tennessee ' s version of Montezuma ' s revenge. Hassle - Registration, meal tickets, English 441, the cooling system in Bibb Graves Hall, one-way streets, English Pro- ficiency test. Head Resident - A friend to all. Homecoming - Collegiate choir concert, three-day-old corsages, mum petals on the dance floor, starting months ahead to get a date, finding convertibles for queens to ride in. Homesick - Friday night without a date. Hotplate - Standard equipment for resident gourmets. Initiation - Not the olive ... Take that off, too!!!! Do ... Do What? On a napkin? Intercom - Testing one...two...th Intramurals - 1. Unsung heroes. 2. Better known as intramurder. Jobs - A good place to start looking is the UNA Placement Service. Jogging - Boing, Boing, BOING. Infirmary - Follows intramurals. Jury - We have our own, greatly feared by music majors. It is the final exam for applied music classes in which each student performs individually before faculty members. Keller Hall - Built in 1948 and named in memory of President James Albert Keller and Mrs. Mariglen Keller, it was used as a men ' s dormitory until Towers was built. It is now renovated and houses the School of Nursing, School of Business, Placement Service, Counseling Center, Auxiliary Services and Publications Office. 14