University of New Mexico School of Medicine - Khatali Yearbook (Albuquerque, NM)

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THE BALLAD OF DOCTOR BICKNELL by Jerry Mueller Class of 1970 There once was a Doctor Bicknell Whose neural theatrics were hell. He astounded his students With ballismus-like movements And told ribald stories quite well. WW . MeW-m h. WFhere - So much for 1 His performance, they thought, was an act the sexual inhibition center? When in jargon aphasis he yacked. And they laughed even more When he fell to the floor And extended his head to his back. They say for his doctoral thesis He acted out hemiparesis. The act was a groove His left limbs ceased to move, And now half his carcass is useless. If your head isn t feeling too well Don t miss seeing Doctor Bicknell. If you don 't need neurology He 11 practice phrenology As long as you he paying the bill! ht . . . And when Iput my arms all the way behind my back '77 theyhre even larger hBut mine are even larger? 3': Winner of the First and 1as0 Annual Spring Limeric Contest, April, 1968. Uoseph Bicknell, M.D., Judgel

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