University of Nebraska Kearney - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Kearney, NE)

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li ck’s demise 0 R ig olo Gone Goofy” 10 V1NGTALE 0 F 'D TRIUMPH $ JA N TUNKS n contain no errors of construction or of us- age. In accordance with this policy we are proud to offer this Superb Masterpiece, f Students of English will do well to examine 1 this article carefully.—The Ed.) as she picks herself up she coyly shouts howdy how are you am I late Dick V Well-1-1 Nell warbles, the depression has hit us farmers awful hard and you would not charge me so much this lime would you? Baby needs buns Dick retorted solemnly and even il I am only a gigolo 1 cannot lei my child starve. After all I have seen better days (Orches- tra- In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree.) Just because I run around with those no-goods like Main Quagmire which hangs around the tele- phone over at Gus’s hoping for some relative to leave them some money, maybe, I am considered had medicine around here. Whereas I am quite some nice girl il 1 do say il as shouldn't so there I guess you will have to admit I am not so had after all. So now let us go to had time Adolf’s and you can Marlin on the hill retorts the gab So now one lime they reach AdolfV eventual and el] puts her foot on the plush footstool be- neath the soda fountain and says she will have one chocolate malted straight. As they are looking at the al frescos on the wall who should step in blit Workhouse Annie from over the Mountain which gal [lacks a six-shooter and loves our hero. Hosic come you're here with this woman snorts Annie and as she speaks she lets Dick have it with bolli barrels which does not do him no good. As he slumps to the floor Annie shouts she means him no hurt but only intends to lune up his in- sides a little. Well groans Dick this is a fine mess and what are those Zeigels flying around here for and DRINK DONE IT ALL. Bye low mv baby comforts Nell. Who will buy buns for baby suits4 Dick. I w ill offers the noble Annie. Oggleomph says Dick and is dead as a doornail. So what? So Annie and Nell and Mary and Baby get together and live happily ever after. Moral: Wirt for the night is coming and wash your teeth three times a day. 2 pr. pants. THE END.

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by Inn my baby com juris Nell. dancing di c O R “A Giggling Gig ol A FAST-MO VI. 0 F LOVE AND By LEHA N T Do You Blame Common Winter Ills on Your Dental Cream? Learn the Unvarnish- ed (also Ung-arnished) Truth From a Fam- ous Debunker. (Note:—It is the Policy of this magazine to publish only articles which co ag pr St th (Reading time: 5 its. 26 mo.) DANCING Dick Derkitis tJMoon to Ills pals: Dancing Dick to you, you dope) was a gigolo. Gigolo Bridge coining, watch out ! Alack and alas had married Dancing Dick. yet. Tck! Tck! I Bigamy! I One night the little woman told Dick there was Normal buns in the cellar and he w ould have to get something for the baby to drink as it was snowing outside and the baby was hungry which it was. Now I). D, desired doubloons with which to buy buns for baby. And so. what should happen but naughty Nell Nichols gets Dancing Dick on the phone who was the only gigolo for miles around Nell that she would need one gigolo, well done, for that night. W ell I do not know says lie simpering like the rogue he was whether I can do it as there is a very pretty doll on the side of the mountain which likes me not a little, Oh please says Nell I do so need you to help me out. Oh well all right says Dick where will I meet you and when? By the gate to Pa’s pasture says Nell well obscene you. Well Mary J have done it and all is 0, K. with us low as 1 have money as good as in the hank. Now all we have to do is to get the cash Dancing Dick tells the frau. Now I suppose you will have to pul on your other suit. This 1 do not like hut oh well we need the money even if anyway I have to keep it clean says the woman which D. D. is married to. Later on this same night D. Dick can be seen wending his wayward way up the tortuous tangled turf to the pasture gate of old man Nichols which same is the father of Ruth only everybody calls her Nell on account of a little mole which she has on the hack of her neck. Soon after Dancing Dick lias waited only about two hours out trips Nell over the same turf mentioned earlier in chapter V. As she picks herself up she coyly shouts howdy how are you am 1 late Dick. Well you should worry says Dick as I am charg- ing you by the hour and I lie meter is fast shal l we go now or do you want to look at the moon at double rates. 26

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This Popular Sport Attracts Over One-Sixth of All Men On the Campus (Rending Time: 60 Minutes One Hour) Football, feetbait, Sviin it in a. tank, Ve got money But ve keep it in the haul Ve von! Ve von! Vat? Ve didn't vin? Den ve'vr been cheated! Well, maybe. But at an rate Kearney State Teacher College lost a game or two 01 the football field in additioi to those won. Look at tin ret ord as you will, two wins, one tie, and five losses are all that Fuller, Uehiinu. the twenty-six leltermen were able to chalk up. Neither rain nor snow could stop these dauntless carriers of the Blue and Gold—whoa! It's football, not the air mail, that I speak of. isn’t it? Such delicate youths as “Pike Jordan. Myron Huh her I. Frank Finck. Ihide and Dud Graham, “Gay” Tollefsen, Darrel Noyes, and Barney Fuller must not he confused with the air-mail. It's only once in a while they go up very high. Kearney stock ranked at par during the three- weeks preliminary training when Theodore L. James, coach, put fourteen lettermeri, numerous reserves and freshmen through all the antics that go with football. Perspiration flowed freely from the functioning pores of the athletes as they dropped pound after pound of the accumulated avoirdupois and with each drop of perspiration, the sod on the field became more verdant. Then came Doane. The Tigers scratched the sod, snarled a hit as Co-captains Jordan and Hendrick- son led the Antelopes to the field. Approximately two hours later, they had seen Mr. G. Tollefsen B. Fili, Conffr, Finck, Cooney. Noyes, Jordan, Tollefsen Dud FOOTBALL T shake his hips across the goal line twice and watched Mr. E. Isaacson place-kick one goal. The inimitable hip action of Mr. Tollefsen enabled him to turn in two long runs for the Antelopes. Messrs, Campbell, Noyes, Hubhert. Dnde Graham, Jor- dan and Fuller ably assisted in dulling the claws of the Tiger. A week later, the Cardinals to the Antelopes spoke in a loud voice, not at all as cardinals should speak. They said Be still! and the An- telopes were quiet. Even Professor Truitt and his band were silent when Omaha’s Hoover led his team to a 12-1) win over the proteges of Mr. James. Kearney s band was reported as being superior In that of the Municipal university. The parade on the local field added the Wildcats of W ayne on October I I. The slightly-covered head of Mr. Douglass I elding acted as captain