University of Nebraska Kearney - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Kearney, NE)

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by Inn my baby com juris Nell. dancing di c O R “A Giggling Gig ol A FAST-MO VI. 0 F LOVE AND By LEHA N T Do You Blame Common Winter Ills on Your Dental Cream? Learn the Unvarnish- ed (also Ung-arnished) Truth From a Fam- ous Debunker. (Note:—It is the Policy of this magazine to publish only articles which co ag pr St th (Reading time: 5 its. 26 mo.) DANCING Dick Derkitis tJMoon to Ills pals: Dancing Dick to you, you dope) was a gigolo. Gigolo Bridge coining, watch out ! Alack and alas had married Dancing Dick. yet. Tck! Tck! I Bigamy! I One night the little woman told Dick there was Normal buns in the cellar and he w ould have to get something for the baby to drink as it was snowing outside and the baby was hungry which it was. Now I). D, desired doubloons with which to buy buns for baby. And so. what should happen but naughty Nell Nichols gets Dancing Dick on the phone who was the only gigolo for miles around Nell that she would need one gigolo, well done, for that night. W ell I do not know says lie simpering like the rogue he was whether I can do it as there is a very pretty doll on the side of the mountain which likes me not a little, Oh please says Nell I do so need you to help me out. Oh well all right says Dick where will I meet you and when? By the gate to Pa’s pasture says Nell well obscene you. Well Mary J have done it and all is 0, K. with us low as 1 have money as good as in the hank. Now all we have to do is to get the cash Dancing Dick tells the frau. Now I suppose you will have to pul on your other suit. This 1 do not like hut oh well we need the money even if anyway I have to keep it clean says the woman which D. D. is married to. Later on this same night D. Dick can be seen wending his wayward way up the tortuous tangled turf to the pasture gate of old man Nichols which same is the father of Ruth only everybody calls her Nell on account of a little mole which she has on the hack of her neck. Soon after Dancing Dick lias waited only about two hours out trips Nell over the same turf mentioned earlier in chapter V. As she picks herself up she coyly shouts howdy how are you am 1 late Dick. Well you should worry says Dick as I am charg- ing you by the hour and I lie meter is fast shal l we go now or do you want to look at the moon at double rates. 26

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Liborty Kearney’s Best Read Yearly June 1, 1933 Vol. 10, No. 10 That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedomt and that governtnent of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” —Abraham Lincoln. |iltJll)HIIlHiiniQIIIIIIBtllKlllllBHIIIilNIIIIiilllllliPHIilillllllltlllllllil!!RS!n!!!!IVUIIIItlllll IN THIS ISSUE Dancing Dick's Demise Lehan Tunks 26 1 Y- Football to Order Allan Smith 28 Tbe Coward, A Short Short Story Donald Smith 31 p Music and Movement, Lyceum Reviews Vesta Pursell 32 jj Twenty Questions 34 Bright Sayings of Children 34 Rah! Rah! Rah! 35 Sororities and Fraternities Dance ......... 36 I Snapshot Contest .................. 37 g With the Coaches , 38 E Daphine’s Diary— Daphjne Mae Scru Luce 39 - Bright Sayings of Children 41 Fleet-Footed Antelopes Allan Smith -42 E Are College Students Safe? 44 z Limerick Contest 46 g Big Cleanup at K. S. T. C. 47 Liborty Hall of Fame 50 Antelope Rounds Out Twenty- Three Years of Continuous Service 54 Bright Sayings of Children 55 S Coach Fulmer Talks 56 jj Fox Pup 58 Women in Athletics 60 To the Ladies! Princess Annalies WlLHELMINA EcKHARDT 61 Gamencss in Basketball 62 jj Cross Word Puzzle 65 £ Prep and Pep ..................... 66 g A-Rootin’ and A-Tootin’ 68 Bright Sayings of Children 70 g Cover by E. Jack Ackerson niiiiiiiiinniiiiiiiMiiw Does America Need Kearney College? Well, does it? I should, if I were asked, answer this question quite log- ically and to the point. I'd say Yes and No. Some do and some don’t. It makes no difference and maybe if it did it wouldn’t if it couldn't. Many’s the time I’ve pondered—yes, pondered, you dope!—about such affairs as state teachers’ colleges. Now all I ask is some clear thinking on this subject. According to our commencement speaker in 1920, 1921, 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1931, 1932 and undoubtedly in M 1933, the graduates of the Kearney State Teachers College today are the world builders of tomorrow. They will run our government, solve our com- ing problems, relieve us of our ills, and be the very foundation of our nation! Our country’s future rests upon their broad shoulders. If this is true {and it surely must be if all the commencement speakers say so) what a necessity Kearney College must be to America. Just twenty-eight years ago the college was bom and things started happening. History has been made. The greatest advancement of all times g has taken place since then. Automobiles and airplanes have become a commodity, great inventions have been made, fortunes have been won and lost, standards of living have risen, wars have been fought, and good old K. S. T. C. is not the least conceited about all this. Did our great men need this college? Did Roosevelt, Eddie Cantor, or Mickey Mouse have any trouble just because they didn’t go to Kearney State Teachers College? Or did they? The difficulty is that everyone can’t get the breaks. The really great people: Professor Truitt, Franklin Fmck, Barney Fuller, Bob Hardie, are in this college at the present time! As the old saying goes: He who knocks but once, gathers no moss.” And these last mentioned Famous men have not only knocked once but many, many times; in fact, they’re always knocking. And as for moss—they don’t stop at this, they are human vacuum cleaners. Did Paul Revere, Napoleon, Cleopatra, or Columbus need K. S. T. C? ::: No! very definitely no! And look what happened to them. You say, What §§ did happen?” They died, I cell you, and who wants to die? They got into p history books. And what is it that history books have done to K. S, T. C.? In spite of them this old college has survived, fellow students; yes, sur- P vived. It will live and live (God help it) until it has seen all its former students famous and well-known and that means from now on. It will live until there are no pink tooth brushes; until the 9 out of 10 has been cut down to 1 out of every 3,454,368,292,721; until B. O. will mean to this dear old public nothing but Butch Overmire; until Bunny Morrison i: gets down to 99 44 100; until Mr. Ryan admits that He ain’t got no g use for this here English what we’ve been a hearin’ about so much of late”; until George Burger cuts his dates down to 3 a week and begins to settle down; until Miss Wirt starts offering snap courses; in fact, until this dear old world of ours starts riding a bicycle! Just think: if it weren’t for K. S. T. C. we wouldn’t have a Blue Qt Gold, (or mavbe I shouldn't have mentioned it), m And this, dear kiddies, is my answer—yes and no—America does and m does not need Kearney College. Robert Martin. M Publishers' Nate: This publication Is nor responsible for anything written by the editor, as he hasn't been responsible since his first two weeks on this book. (As if you couldn't tell it by the | book.) MUiiifiiiiininiiiiiiiiircMM 25

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li ck’s demise 0 R ig olo Gone Goofy” 10 V1NGTALE 0 F 'D TRIUMPH $ JA N TUNKS n contain no errors of construction or of us- age. In accordance with this policy we are proud to offer this Superb Masterpiece, f Students of English will do well to examine 1 this article carefully.—The Ed.) as she picks herself up she coyly shouts howdy how are you am I late Dick V Well-1-1 Nell warbles, the depression has hit us farmers awful hard and you would not charge me so much this lime would you? Baby needs buns Dick retorted solemnly and even il I am only a gigolo 1 cannot lei my child starve. After all I have seen better days (Orches- tra- In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree.) Just because I run around with those no-goods like Main Quagmire which hangs around the tele- phone over at Gus’s hoping for some relative to leave them some money, maybe, I am considered had medicine around here. Whereas I am quite some nice girl il 1 do say il as shouldn't so there I guess you will have to admit I am not so had after all. So now let us go to had time Adolf’s and you can Marlin on the hill retorts the gab So now one lime they reach AdolfV eventual and el] puts her foot on the plush footstool be- neath the soda fountain and says she will have one chocolate malted straight. As they are looking at the al frescos on the wall who should step in blit Workhouse Annie from over the Mountain which gal [lacks a six-shooter and loves our hero. Hosic come you're here with this woman snorts Annie and as she speaks she lets Dick have it with bolli barrels which does not do him no good. As he slumps to the floor Annie shouts she means him no hurt but only intends to lune up his in- sides a little. Well groans Dick this is a fine mess and what are those Zeigels flying around here for and DRINK DONE IT ALL. Bye low mv baby comforts Nell. Who will buy buns for baby suits4 Dick. I w ill offers the noble Annie. Oggleomph says Dick and is dead as a doornail. So what? So Annie and Nell and Mary and Baby get together and live happily ever after. Moral: Wirt for the night is coming and wash your teeth three times a day. 2 pr. pants. THE END.