University of Nebraska College of Law - Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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'fThen there are the politicians, Many naught-four politicians, One among them is McReynolds, With his voice of sharp staccato, With his eyes melodramatic, And another one is Snaveley, Little, round and fat in body, Sleek and polished in appearance. Both are famous politicians. There is the police court lawyer. Sward, and of the court of justice, Culver-both of these in make-up Join allusions to the poets, With pugnacity ferocious, Each in his respective law court. Each in his respective manner. Shall I tell you of the bluffers? Those who tell the things they know, not Who recite the things they've read not, With a weight of self-assurance, Vifith a power of self-conviction? In this number comes Squire Milekg In this number sober Blezekg Adam Hess, unless he's slufnng, Adam Hess so slow and sleepy, Slower than the slowest tortoise, Slow in speech as well as motion, Sleepier than any other. Here is Watkins of the bluffers, Many think he is the greatest, Many think he is the bravest, Many times in constant bluinng, He will wildly reach for language Throw the threads of thought together, Snarl them with the utmost vigor, Snatch a Verb he sees beside him, Seize an adjective at random, And present unto the doctors All these words in rapid order, Thinking they can understand them. Here is Pfeiffer, whose deep basso Rolls and rumbles when he speaketh, And the deep rebounding echo Answers back when he has told you, He is proud he comes from Tabor, Proud because it's where he comes. from, Proud he's in the Uni chorus, A 90

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That they might obtain a sheepskin, That they might hang out a shingle. Ye who on the Uni campus Have an interest in the Law School, Have an interest in the students And especially the Seniors, Listen to these tales about them, Told me by this famous spirit, For he answered long and fully Of the ones he best remembered, Of the ones he most encountered. When the lectures are in session, When the discourse is progressing, Wlien with gentle, peaceful breathing Roth and Righter sink in slumber, Then I slowly look about me, Look upon the men attending. 'fThere is Allen-ever Ernest, Never earnest in his actions, Never earnest in his talking, Never known to work his cases, Famed by last year's red Sombrero, Loved and longed for by the ladies. There is Armstrong with the ringlets Where the brush has never bristled, Where the comb's teeth never trampled, District judge in Senior Law court, One who puffs a pipe of briar Of diminutive construction With the greatest satisfaction. 1 From the Black Hills of Dakota, Famed for jollying and joshing, For his fondness for things foolish, For his knowledge of-well, nothing- For his worship for the Wyer, Comes Bump Campbell-chronic flunker. There are, too, the boon companions, Never seen without each other, Corlett, from fair Colorado, Alter from a place called Alma, Both of them are only youngsters, So I won't say much about them That in after life might hurt them, Or prevent them from reforming- Those two iirm and strong bound comrades 89

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