University of Nebraska College of Law - Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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.Wales for freshmen J I. Study at least three hours per day. 2. Tell Professor Robbins you intend to play baseball in the spring. 3. If you are troubled with insomnia read Lube on Equity Pleading. 4. Don't talk to the University girls in the halls. VX7hile you may have the equitable title to them, the legal title is vested in the Seniors. 5. Any member of the battalion in full uniform and with side arms or a gun, if found in the main hall, is to be ejected promptly. 5 6. Shave once a week, part your hair on the left side, and read the State Journal before breakfast. 7. Don't register for gym work. The regents have given the Law students two hours' credit for physical training, since the library was located on the third floor. 8. On or before the second day of arrival, examine minutely thee freak-shop, room 311, Professor Fogg, Director. .5 5. 92. 9216161111 ta' I is 'est a 'ittle boy, I is. But I's 'est chuck full o' joy, I is, Tause I's umpire, as you see, On se University, And I's happy as I tan be, I is. 165

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And thus it is, the shaggy youth From his exalted station Sees not the power of the law That guides the whole creation. L1,cl's try this again 5 90 'Edward forgetmerwt Wlqers J' The law school stock sure slumped a few Wlien Edwin cut us out. He said we simply wouldn't do, When Edwin cut us out. He claimed we were a country school, That, taken as a general rule, Each one was just a rural fool, When Edwin cut us out. To queer us didn't take him long, Not Mister Edwin F. For with the girls he's very strong, Is Mister Edwin F. At formal proms he makes a. hit, With dress suit cut and made to fit, And at the Oliver he's it, Is Mister Edwin F. He made us feel extremely bad, Did E. Forgetmenot. He's such an influential lad, Is E. Forgetmenot. And though he lost his P, B. K. And debating failed to' come his way- As an actor he has come to stay, Has E. Forgetmenot. Q29 iameaf 'Clark .3 As high the poplar lifts its slender head And graceful bends before the tugging wind So does the stately form of Clark ascend To gaze compassionate on all mankind. 167