University of Nebraska College of Law - Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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9'he afoeietq of wise iguqs For the Suppression of Interrogation? .29 Qnce upon a Time in the College of Dean Coeros the Wise Guys thought to form a society for their joint and several use. Cowan, Baker, and Knapp, the Chiefest of the VVise Guys, an- nounced that none whose grade in Equity Pleading fell below Q5 per cent need apply. There were mutterings in the College of Dean Coeros when the new freezing point was established on the college social thermometer. Big Tim Snavely started a promising row in the dress-circle, while Lord Salisbury was throwing the parquet into confusion, whereupon one of the Chiefest Guys, Henry Clay Cowan, introduced a Wlieelbarrow Bill, admitting the leaders of the insur- rectionists, viz., Big Tim Snaveley and Lord Salisbury. Now every- thing is spring-lilce and the violets bloom in the public highways, while Big Tim discourses on the fallacy in the ancient axiom that all men are born equal. The roster of the society is given in full below: Henry Clay Co-wan, Tho-mas jefferson Baker, Alexander Harn- ilton Knapp, Big Tim Snaveley, Lord Salisbury, Henry Watterson Griggs, Colonel Bills Hewitt, jerry Simpson Richards, Patrick Henry Shuman, Chief justice Marshall Waltman, Judge Shaw Armstrong, Philander Knox Rees, Wm. Jennings Berkey, Wm. Henry Harrison Prescott, Andrew Jackson Konop. ew 'Z0m. 971. fuse .ai . From this report we can not tell Just what it is involved, Who is plaintiff does not appear, Though oftentimes revolved. Likewise defendant eludes our search In this exciting chaseg And altogether, we think it is A badly mixed up Case. 146

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D4 Uiait to the Zlni. dv VVas down to Lincoln last week, Si, To see the state fair show, And while down there I thought l'd try To see the Uni, too. So Ann and me, we jest went round An' up an' down them walks, And all the things that there we found Would fill a book, by Jocks! The campus, it was nice an' clean As our back pasture lot. The trees and grass were fresh an' green An' seats to rest when hot. When ma and me had walked around An' seen all there was to see We jest went over an' set down To rest awhile, by Gee! An' there we set fur nigh an hour, An' seen the folks go by- Big country lads with brawn an' power An' country lasses shy, They walked together side by side A hold o' hands they had And when the lad a. joke he tried She blushed like peaches, Gad! An' then there come along a chap With hat tipped on one side An' mouth wide open like a gap, An' eyes a-bulgin' wide. He stepped along most easy like E'en most too skeered to move Jest about to turn and hike An' run away, by Jove! With laugh an' style most awful pert, An' iiuffy flaxen curls, With arms chuck full of extra skirt, A flock of jolly girls Came trippin' long like yearlin' calves 'At's jest let loose, yer know, From out the stable an' the stoves Indeed they did, by Joel An' then I se-en ai portly manj Come walkin' down the step, Ann nudged me an' I nudged Ann, Ses I, the Chance, I bet. 147