University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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SbuckS H s ISA! what who aah why How They Spent First Act of How'I'heyAcquired FRESHIES Childhood Notoriety Fame Self Estimate As Others See Them Emmett Cashen.. . Asking foolish questions Joining lover's club Playing in literary As good as the rest As good as the best Nettie Pierce. ...., Sliding down cellar door Blushing Eating crackers and jam Don't know Happy Madge Wheeler... . Getting fat Writing notes Class scraps Modest A spry little thing Arthur Pierce .... . . Sleeping Growing a pompadour Writing foolishness Not much Sensible Carrie Luther ,..... Playing with dolls Doing up her hair Learning to sew - Ask the Shorthorns Always ready Margaret Thomsen Learning to talk Filllltillg f0l' Class colors Skiddihs ASR the sirle Full of fun Josephine Nye. .... Sliding down stair steps Talking in 00HV0C21lli0l'l WPitinZ H0595 7 7 Jolly Hugh Ailes. ....,.. Slufiing Yell leader In woodshops Handy with the girls The one with real pep Oswald Peters. .... Studying Olympics Keeping quiet Could be better Good enough Ralph Trine.. .,... Singing Washing dishes In glee club A brick A sport Nita Wilson, ...... Giggling Wearing curls Sewing thru her finger Striking Peaceful Tomy Thomsen .... Sucking his thumb Seeing girls home Flirting It Always smiling Helena Nelson. .... Learning to talk Swede Leading Freshie song Vice-President Getting old Calm Florence Guthrie... Growing I Teaching algebra Wearing purple and gold cap I am getting so tall Rather small ' Alfred Raun. ...... Crying 'Hunting board Batching Helpless Cute Hermine Albers.. , . Foot racing Class secretary Getting grades Always forgetting All right Nora Widle. ...... Loving Having a good time Being ever happy Good enough Very good Bess Smith. ....... Being good Taking teachers exam In Omaha I Modest Pleasant Lillford Burleigh.. . Chewing gum Olympics Passing notes in S. R. Wise Talking to the gig-lg Wendell Merz. .... Laughing Calamity with street car Playing somerset Bashful 0, K, Willard Lindburg.. Eating Trying to make a hit Eating marshmallows About right Running loogo Willard Dover. .... Learning to sing Squeezing a lemon Janitor at dormitory I know it A gggd gcgut Hubert Riley. ,.,.. Being a good boy Wearing long trousers Basket-ball Calm Pretty good stun' Agnes Christensen, Learning to cook Wearing high heels Being a friend to all Modest Quiet Alta Douglas. ..... Being glad Who is he? ? ? ? 'Z ? By excuses Cunning Talkative Carroll Pound. .... Herding sheep Entertaining the girls Keeping oil' the grass Overgrown Running loose Stewart Peterson. . Growing Talking Swede In orchestra Just me Not much to say Emil Osterloh. .... Learning to write his name Being turned down With his tin horn --1-ME Cute Will Henricks ..... Playing mumble peg Skating Smiling Some kid Dimples 84

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Sbuclx5 ISA1 ,sm If Noah was born 4,000 years ago, when was Os- bourn? If Robertson is the brightest boy in the class, is Claude Green? - Our opinion of the study room Prof: Too long this cruel tyrant's foot has been upon our necks, He uses bunion plaster, also corn salve by the pecks. Patrick, lately over, was working in the yards of a railroad. One day, he happened to be in the yard office when the force was out. The telephone rang vigorously several times, and he at last decided that it ought to be answered. He walked over to the in- strument, took down the receiver, and put his mouth up to the transmitter, just as he had seen others do. Hello, he said. Hello, answered the voice at the other end of the wire, Is this 86159? Aw gwan, said Pat, Wha'dyo think Oi am, a boxcar? Eavesdropping exclaimed Adam as his wife tumbled out of the fig tree. Pat, shure and I see you're shavin' outside, called Mrs. Casey to neighbor Pat, who had taken advantage of 'the warm weather and was shaving in the yard. Begorra, he replied, And did ye think Oi was fur lined? . - Don't shoot, said Mike, The gun ain't loaded. I've got to, replied Pat, The bird won't wait. Seniors were born for great things, Juniors were born for small, But it is not yet recorded, Why Freshmen were born at all. Why is the study room like a Ford? Because there is a Crank in front and a lot of little Nuts in the rear. Max's Dad: Why, when I was a boy they used to say that if a person went out auto riding on Sunday that it would make his Grandmother turn over in her gravef' Young Max: I'll bet my Grandmother is a restless creature. Bobby was saying his prayer in a very low voice. I can't hear you, dear, his mother whispered. I wasn't talking to you, replied Bobby firmly. Stoddard: What is the Faculty? Burleigh: It's a board of people to help the Seniors run the school. Streitz was unfortunate enough to get caught in one of the pool room raids lately and was taken before the police magistrate to speak in his behalf. What is your name, said the magistrate. Streitz began to reply, St-sss-sss'. Stop that noise, and tell me your name, said the magistrate impatiently. Streitz continued, St-ss-ss. That will do, said the magistrate severely. Officer, what is the man charged with? g The policeman immediately responded, Your Honor, he's charged with soda water. Veteran: Nearly a generation and a half ago, my head was grazed by a bullet at the battle of Chicka- maugaf' Greatgrandson: There isn't much grazing there now, is there, Grandpa. l

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Wm iii: S lmg It S .::gii11.-,. ' , Q N x resh from the farm with suitcase and bag, Gallantly onward, their footsteps ne'er lag. eady for work, full of good cheer- With a pleasant smile for everyone near. ager to imitate in a most sincere way, Whatever the upper classmen happen to say. ure of a place on each of the teams, Confident ever that theirs were true dreams. umility, no, it never is known, Until a year or two older they've grown. - uch of their time in study is passed, For Freshies believe that play must come last rrors may try them, mistakes will be made, But soon the first year into history will fade. ot as the sluggard have they entered the race, But truly and nobly they fill their place.