University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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, 'igshglchs Y 'N ...II1 , ' g1.f...-..-. ' 5A JN Qilass will . We, the original and unsurpassed class of 1917, having always been credited with acknowl- edging our heretofore unsurpassed ignorance, but realizing nevertheless the uplifting and noble influence we have had upon the school for four years, being at this time, strange as it may seem, temporarily in our right mind, do hereby declare and publish this our last will and testament, to-wit: p The Seniors considerately leave the right to have six eight o'clock classes a week to all happy- go-lucky underclassmen. The Seniors also leave: To Prof. Bradford the right to do anything he pleases Cwhich he does anywayb. To the junk dealer, the date stamper. To the Juniors, the right to do anything original. To the Sophomores, the right to win the championship basketball banner. To Emil, the right to sweep up all the confetti used at next year's football carnival. To the office force, the right to glare at all couples in the hall. To Winnifred Schmidt, the right to fall downstairs as often as she pleases. To the Board of Regents, the right to install elevators in all buildings. To Root of the Junior class, the bookcase in the Y. M. C. A. room that he might have some kind of a case in school next year. All sluffers of the Senior class will their ability to get away with it to a few needy Sophomores. Personal effects: Novia Preston agrees to leave his friend Nellie Francis to Harry Pierce. Fannie Peterson leaves her solemnity to Hazel Stubbs. To Culbertson, Osbourn leaves the right to speak to next year's football captain. Stubbie Nelson wills Herrick the right to visit the Dorm. next year. Humphries wills his disposition to Kleine. Lewis Craft wills his accident insurance from the Traction Company to Morris Tawney. Alice Holbrook, Hazel Hoobler, and Lola Burton will their high grades to Anna Walsh, Carl Osbourn, and Corinne Wagner. Ziemann and Nicholson will their dancing ability to Sam Parks and Frank Jacoby. Wolph and Heebner will the right to use the Dorm. door bell to Chas. Lucas and Rosengrin. N eta Stilgebouer and Hazel Miller will their Germanknowledge to the Kaiser. 48

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SlyuclxS ISA! . SN l THE AGGIE' PHONOGRAPH ORPHEUM QAdD Monday -- Tuesday -- Wednesday 4 Acts 3 Shows Western Vaudeville Mat. 2:30 Evenings 7:00 and 9:00 Comedy Gymnasts-Krueger Kr Meyers Jolly Trio-Stubbs--Johnson-- Brady The Howling Wolph-Corby Professional Dancing-Ziemann gl Claassen ANNOUNCEMENTS Mr. and Mrs. Nelson Fairley re- turned from their honeymoon trip which extended thru the city of Eagle. They will cordially receive all their S. of A. friends at their home at Peck's Grove, Friday evening, January 31, '25. Mr. Fairley has recently been promoted from section boss on the Missouri Pacific to depot agent at Peck's Grove. CHURCHES Presbyterian-Father Ernst has returned from a month's vacation and will conduct the services as usual next Sunday. . His wife, Alice Holbrook, who is visiting her parents, will remain there until the new parsonage is com- pleted. Bic STREET CARNIVAL AT ARBBOR, NEBR., JANU- ARY zs TO so Attractions Big Lemonade Stand CLYDE NICHOLSON Happy Hooligan in a Box Car CFREED TooL Sz KEYES X Demonstration of Oleomargarine BUTTERFIELD The Wild Man from Barnes CRAFT Many Other Attractions Everybody Come 47 DANCE TONIGHT at Rowe's Cabaret Expert instruction by RICHARD Rows Sr HILDA CLAUSEN . WANT ADS Wanted-Position as waiter.-Heeb- ner. Wanted-When dancing, a prop for my head.--Irene Conneally. Wanted-A husband capable of doing general housework.-Ruth Crain Wanted-A derby big enough to fit my head.-Preston. Wanted-To locate a painless den- tist.--Osbourn. Wanted-A coat for WINTER. Wanted-A lot of. Witt.-Anna Schweers. Wanted-A wife for light housework. Boydston -- Geary - Pearson - Versaw - Rolofson. fm

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A B Slyuclxi Bee Stubbs and Gertrude Weller will gladly leave their public school music books to anyone who will accept them as a gift. J. Fairley leaves his corner of the hall to Harrington. Frances Walter wills her never ending silence to Vera Snapp and Beulah Campbell. Billie K. Wills her shining basketball star to some industrious Junior girl. Harley Nelson, Dick Rowe, and Haskell Boyer will their right to help Senior girls in Farm Management to some industrious Junior boys. ' Julia Jacoby wills her habit of guessing at answers to questions to Harry Pierce. Ruby Faulhaber and Metta Nelson leave their ability to debate on the wrong of the question to Ruth Hansen. Isabell Armstrong and Irene Philpot will be forced to leave their interest in Senior affairs to Marie Bishop. Hilda Clausen wills the right to the next Y. M. C. A. president to Minnie Haskell. Zimmerman leaves his quiet disposition to Big Tommy. , Don Pettis wills his beautiful complexion to Leyden. Hoagland and Rivett leave their place in the T. F. A. to C. C. Thompsen and Russel Guthrie. Grace Brady wills Joshua to the girl back home. Esther Booth leaves her flighty actions to Thelma Siegler. - Geary, Flood, and Claassen will their society career to Floyd Morrison, Maurice Brinkerhoff, and Ray Baker. Etta Bever Wills her giggles to Anna Ernst. - Versaw wills his mathematical knowledge to Dean Higgins. Meyers, Pearson, and Bloom leave their stage ability to Poore, Matson, and Paul Patmore. - All other Seniors will the right to earn a diploma to all ignorant Freshies. P. S.-The 1917 Will Committee wills the next year's will committee the right to work on all the wills that can be willfully willed. Signed: THE CLASS OF 1917. I 1 1 SAV Witnesses: Committee: R. A. P. EMIL R. C. HPAULINEH L. A. O. 41 .I