University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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SlyuclxS ISA! . SN l THE AGGIE' PHONOGRAPH ORPHEUM QAdD Monday -- Tuesday -- Wednesday 4 Acts 3 Shows Western Vaudeville Mat. 2:30 Evenings 7:00 and 9:00 Comedy Gymnasts-Krueger Kr Meyers Jolly Trio-Stubbs--Johnson-- Brady The Howling Wolph-Corby Professional Dancing-Ziemann gl Claassen ANNOUNCEMENTS Mr. and Mrs. Nelson Fairley re- turned from their honeymoon trip which extended thru the city of Eagle. They will cordially receive all their S. of A. friends at their home at Peck's Grove, Friday evening, January 31, '25. Mr. Fairley has recently been promoted from section boss on the Missouri Pacific to depot agent at Peck's Grove. CHURCHES Presbyterian-Father Ernst has returned from a month's vacation and will conduct the services as usual next Sunday. . His wife, Alice Holbrook, who is visiting her parents, will remain there until the new parsonage is com- pleted. Bic STREET CARNIVAL AT ARBBOR, NEBR., JANU- ARY zs TO so Attractions Big Lemonade Stand CLYDE NICHOLSON Happy Hooligan in a Box Car CFREED TooL Sz KEYES X Demonstration of Oleomargarine BUTTERFIELD The Wild Man from Barnes CRAFT Many Other Attractions Everybody Come 47 DANCE TONIGHT at Rowe's Cabaret Expert instruction by RICHARD Rows Sr HILDA CLAUSEN . WANT ADS Wanted-Position as waiter.-Heeb- ner. Wanted-When dancing, a prop for my head.--Irene Conneally. Wanted-A husband capable of doing general housework.-Ruth Crain Wanted-A derby big enough to fit my head.-Preston. Wanted-To locate a painless den- tist.--Osbourn. Wanted-A coat for WINTER. Wanted-A lot of. Witt.-Anna Schweers. Wanted-A wife for light housework. Boydston -- Geary - Pearson - Versaw - Rolofson. fm

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Sl7uclx5 ISN ,sm Glas? ibrupberp Ciba Zlggie Ijunugraply' Ass't EdIt0I', ISABELL ARMSTRONG Editor-in-Chief, HAZEL MILLER Business Manager, WM. HOAGLAND Ass't Business Mgr., W. A. NELSON Sunday, January 25, 1925 DEDICATION OF NEW GYMNASIUM An interesting program was ren- dered at the dedication of the new gymnasium, lately presented to the county by President Ring. The following program was an- nounced by Miss Neta Stilgebouer, the charming stenographer who has taken the place of Miss Cheuvront, who recently eloped. Recitation-The Tea Party GRACE NICHOLSON Vocal Solo-Oh, Where Is My Wand- dering Boy Tonight JULIA JACOBY Piano Solo-My Mamma's Waltz W. A. MORRIS Solo-Little Billie ROY PHILLIPS Vocal Duet- A Bee GENEVIEVE MORRIS FRANCES WALTER TRAGEDY Haskell Boyer and Ruby Faulhaber attended the German picnic and were unable to return home on account of Flood. COMING MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY Misses Etta Bever, Gertie Weller, Lola Burton, and Hazel Hoobler will deliver their famous lecture on Woman's Suffrage from the plat- form in Henyville. FREE distribu- tion of literature each night. MISSIONARIES HEARD FROM A letter mailed from Pekin, China, was recently received at the Aggie oflice from the Misses Glebe and Booth and Mr. Donald L. Pettis who, it will be remembered, left sometime ago for parts unknown. MANSION BEING ERECTED AT WASHINGTON, D. C. E. E. Humphries to Be Owner of the Most Wonderful House and Garden Ever Seen in the East Mr. Earle E. Humphries, formerly of the S. of A., is erecting a most magnificent mansion in Washington, D. C. Extended gardens covering acres of ground, strung with electric lights, decorated with Japanese lan- 46 terns, and dottedwith cabarets sur- round this mansion. There will be fountains, and music behind screens, and Earle invites his old schoolmates to spend their vacations with him. It will be remembered that while at the School of Agriculture Earle's specialty was cabarets. MARRIAGE LICENSES Fanny Peterson .... .......,...,. 3 2 Edward Zimmerman .... .... 1 6 Irene Philpot .,........ .... 1 5 Le Roy Thompson ...,........... 40 LECTURE TONIGHT Two very interesting lectures will be given tonight at the Lily on Why Girls Leave Home, by Roy Steinhoff, and Causes of Divorce Suits, by Ruth Nicholson. Mr. Steinhoff and Miss Nicholson are known to be two of the best lecturers in the United States. Everybody come and enjoy himself. FLORISTS CAdJ Choice Cut Flowers. Proprietors: POSEY Sz Bi.ooM 1

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, 'igshglchs Y 'N ...II1 , ' g1.f...-..-. ' 5A JN Qilass will . We, the original and unsurpassed class of 1917, having always been credited with acknowl- edging our heretofore unsurpassed ignorance, but realizing nevertheless the uplifting and noble influence we have had upon the school for four years, being at this time, strange as it may seem, temporarily in our right mind, do hereby declare and publish this our last will and testament, to-wit: p The Seniors considerately leave the right to have six eight o'clock classes a week to all happy- go-lucky underclassmen. The Seniors also leave: To Prof. Bradford the right to do anything he pleases Cwhich he does anywayb. To the junk dealer, the date stamper. To the Juniors, the right to do anything original. To the Sophomores, the right to win the championship basketball banner. To Emil, the right to sweep up all the confetti used at next year's football carnival. To the office force, the right to glare at all couples in the hall. To Winnifred Schmidt, the right to fall downstairs as often as she pleases. To the Board of Regents, the right to install elevators in all buildings. To Root of the Junior class, the bookcase in the Y. M. C. A. room that he might have some kind of a case in school next year. All sluffers of the Senior class will their ability to get away with it to a few needy Sophomores. Personal effects: Novia Preston agrees to leave his friend Nellie Francis to Harry Pierce. Fannie Peterson leaves her solemnity to Hazel Stubbs. To Culbertson, Osbourn leaves the right to speak to next year's football captain. Stubbie Nelson wills Herrick the right to visit the Dorm. next year. Humphries wills his disposition to Kleine. Lewis Craft wills his accident insurance from the Traction Company to Morris Tawney. Alice Holbrook, Hazel Hoobler, and Lola Burton will their high grades to Anna Walsh, Carl Osbourn, and Corinne Wagner. Ziemann and Nicholson will their dancing ability to Sam Parks and Frank Jacoby. Wolph and Heebner will the right to use the Dorm. door bell to Chas. Lucas and Rosengrin. N eta Stilgebouer and Hazel Miller will their Germanknowledge to the Kaiser. 48