University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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. ' ' , .jim Miss DennyM When was the revival of learning? A. B. --Before the final exams. Teachers faults are many, Students have but two, Everything they say And everything they do. Definition of school spirit: That which, when taken into the body tends to result in queer actions, such as hoarse shouting, in an intranslatable language, excessive waving of arms and legs, and extemporaneous flights. Prof.- Alfred you may get up and talk on your feet. Tommy- Don't you think that's a big subject to talk on? Twinkle, Twinkle, Basketball Star, What a man I know you are. I dream of you and the by and by, For you're the Diamond of my eye. -Billy. Jack- Got your bookkeeping, Metta? Metta- Yes, but I'm oil' my balance. Miss Loughridge- Mr, Morrison, have you proved the XIIIth proposition? Floyd Morrison- I think proved is too strong a word, but I have rendered it highly probable. Different ways of asking the teacher to repeat the question: Pardon me, I didn't understand you. -Freshman. Will you please repeat the question? -Sophomore, How's that? -Junior. Huh? -Senior. I'm afraid it won't fit, said Metta, as she tried on the ring. That's funny, answered Jay. I never had any trouble before. ' - i 'x Here Walter! cried Mr. Nelson, you mustn't behave that way. Everybody will be calling you a little glutton. Do you know what that is? I suppose, answered Stubby, it's a big glutton's little boy. Jay- Hey, policeman, I've just missed my wife. If she should come along will you ask her to wait here for me? Policeman- But how am I to know her? Jay- Ah, to be sure, I had not thought of that! Well, tell her not to wait. Little Johnnie- Oh, mamma, see the lion in our back yard. Why, Johnnie, you know there isn't a lion outside. You go right upstairs and ask God to forgive you for telling a lie. Then Johnnie's mother looked out the window, and to her surprise saw a large dog, resembling a lion very closely. Presently Johnnie came downstairs. Did you do as I told you? Yes-didn't make much difference, tho. God said he had to look twice to tell the difference himself, SENIOR GIRLS' TABLE AT DINNER TIME Gee, I'm glad they've got something good to eat today. Yes, fried onions and pumpkin pie all on the same day. It's too good to be true. Oh, girls, do you know what? Chorus of Oh, what is it, Billy? There's another scandal in school. Another chorus of Who, where, when did it happen? ' Oh just the other night. Oh look there, at that Shorthornf' All turn around eagerly-then giggle. Look at that red handkerchief tied around his leg. What is this school coming to? There comes old Wilcox. He makes more noise than a dozen people need to make.