University of Nashville - Garnet and Blue Yearbook (Nashville, TN)

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WILLIAM CLARENCE SIZEMORE, Alabama. I love to see the green grass grow before the mower mows it: I love to see the old horse go, for when he goes he goes it. xx LoNzo EDWARD STEEIJQ, West Virginia. Began life with the scientific Virginia twist and the fanciful Virginia Reel, And has now finished his college career and enters his profes- sional field. X X EIIGIQNI: MARLIN THOMPSON, Arkansas. Why is he so much like a padlock? Because he is no good without a Key ? xx WILLIAM BROOKS TIIRNIQR, Alabama. Bounce, I see you have a new pair of pants. No, I have been doing without supper two months.

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., , N., ., J' lfxiif Q .1 2 ' f i i f 3347? Pwkyfn Aiwa fun? H if T X ff. 'k. n' 'Xtvfiyfr . Y JUNIOR EDITORIAL fFgN'i? if T IS WONDERFUL, indeed, how so many highly intelligent and spir- sh I If ,-Q17-Zig ited young men should all happen by chance to be in one particular junior Class. Of course it is generally understood that our class is the finest the College has ever seen. It has been so from our entrance into college until now, and we are sure that next year we shall put the present Senior Class to shame. Our Freshman and Sophomore years were record breakers for the institution. Our knives were the sharpest and readiest the dissecting room had ever seen. But as we now look back on the Freshman and Sophomores we wonder if we appeared to others as they do to us. We do not wish to boast of our sterling qualities, but simply to let people know the real situation, for the Freshmen, of course, think themselves the only class in college. There has been a great deal written about college men in general, and medical men in particular. I read somewhere about cerebral hypertrophy, a disease peculiar to students, but nowhere have I seen anything concerning a similar disease, which is probably a little more common- cerebral atrophy. It is a disease occurring in both sexes, more frequently in males, characterized by a sudden onset with increased attention to appearance of face, hair, and nailsg also by a gradual decrease in attendance to lecture rooms. The sufferer spends most of his money for car fare and laundry bills, wears the highest collars and largest neckties to be found in so small a city. Often seen on the campus, and in rare cases may have a walking cane-very grave symptom. Causes not generally known, but believed by some to depend upon the time of college lifeg for, certain it is, that Freshmen are nearly all afliicted. Also met with in Sophomore year, while only a trace can be found in the junior Class. No specific treatment has as yet been adopted, though the chances to study the nature of the affliction are great, especially in the afternoons at the athletic field. We are proud to say that not a single case is now existent in the junior Class, 1904.