University of Missouri School of Medicine - Mutation Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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ANAMNESIS Nucleus ventralxs posterxor lateralrs was only a signpost, an mdlcator, a stepping stone ut to It all began when we first noticed a small but discrete number of empty seats during the rodeos But durmg the very first week? Some people, ev1dently were pretty quick to admlt theyd made a mrstake The rest of us could not help feeling a l1ttle queasy 1n sympathy, but we shouldered Cunningham and Wh1te, et al w1th false confidence and went ahead For those not quite w1th It or efficiently methodical the dull hours of four to seven am on Tuesday Thursday, and Saturday mornmgs were time for BONE QUIZ, w1th runmng averages posted 1n the Gross Lab The thr1ll of d1scovery afterwards with 17515 somehow compensated for the slight headache, that coffee only nudged Phys1cal chemistry barely n1cked 1ts own pathway mto the neuronal nets of 80 plus, who were elther relieved or chagrlned to earn that thxngs were becommg opt1onal At least that s what class votes said Maybe finals and graduation too Txtratlons and unknowns d1dnt hold a candle to the 17 ketostero1d detemnnatxons How dxd a preg nant woman get 1nto our midst? The car bohydrate exam was soso, the llpld exam worse, and the prote1n exam unbelievable' That rs, unt1l xntroductron to the Kreb cycle Lux et verxtas M1croscopes were made for careful examma t1ons and p1gs The graph1c m1sconcept1on mcluded, among other thmgs a 10X l1fe sxze duplxcation of a Busch can 'Infer1or small chques we were never intro duced to ' My good friend, Wlld Bill Pass the scope and crush the slrde wasn t fash1onable, so we learned that, by God there IS a dnfiference between parotid and sublmgual' Roll takmg seemed passe to everyone but 1nstructors so several began settxng a new precedent Chrlstmas party out at the Stables created a slogan for class gunners ' I m hurt1n Sympathy was wxdespread for people w1th 89 averages The inevitable stack of books and slides went home, only to be returned a day or so early after New Years Psychx atry papers were enjoyed by few especnally those gxven an encore The 1d? What IS 1d anywho? A few chuckles over the w1ld ges txculatlons that descr1bed a forgotten psy chologlcal correlatxon Some terr1ble finals Many horror laden nights that competed w1th a poor Joke about the valley of fa tngue Fear suddenly dissolved w1th the reallzatlon that anatomy hour exams would not be cumulatxve Nxghts on the E R gave us oc casxon to borrow short wh1te coats from MX2 s ln the dorm or to surrept1t1ously go to the M Store and buy one An A Revxew that was a review Easy Ed endeared hxm self by forgetting to ask if anyone had some tmcture of belladonna for the p1g Foote stumbled over the bottle he was carrying Cadaverene f14pentaned1am1ne, became a class slogan, a soothing solut1on for the sore soul Robnett gamed xmmortalxty Jerry Brown made his mdelxble impression cleus ventralxs posterior lateralls again, L1 also Hairy research projects 1n Blochemls ty gave us a chance to get up on the lec turn and spout meanxnglessness Sartre turned over 1n his grave Bouts of pass the slxde alternated w1th cartoon carn1vals and rxdxculously easy histology written exams Ac t1on potentxals and cannulat1ons of can1ne carotxds were understandable but most of us mxssed the k1dney in the flurry of end of semester qulzes and hour exams Q22 1n 30 days, was that 1t?l Fred and Frank offered some of the best teaching we have ever had th1s depends upon your point of VICYV of course If you jomed Franks team, you were 1n for a h1ghly eflicxent, well ordered but perspmng xntroductlon to the m1crocosmos Otherwise you called him S B E and them, bugs Fred the unheralded Socrates Caesar, and John Dewey of Amerrcan Pathology gave all the rope needed plus da1ly demonstrations of what true teaching can be Inbred errors of metabolism came up ln GI phys1ology but rece1ved l1ttle more than pass1ng notice by the rrght figures Dallas IS the name of an mfamous c1ty but a damned good lecturer I 's cheaper o be one ha go to one thus spake the frxendly headshrxnker, w1se 1n ways of the world Come on, fellows, don t hypnotxze us r1ght durmg lectures Spellbound by Fear WHAT KIND OF A PAIN WAS IT? How do you spell aneurysm Asked the gnat enobled and ignobled by C me here, boy Whats your name? Baby catching IS fun but Ammal Farm was never lxke Thursday Af ternoon Clln1C that manmkxn? In the head But maybe his lady has locked bowels? We can understand that lt must be difficult To stay awake durmg lecture You seem to have some unresolved HOSTILITY No this IS not the way one talks to Patxents Newborn are p1nk Bab1es are cute Chlldren are sweet Kids are fun to work with Why can t we leave lt that way? Brown badge to the M14 who dld not dx agnose hyster1cal tunnel v1s1on before he called our own Beatle C Is 15 really the same from across the room here, Mrs Jones? l And to the M!3s who did not realize that there IS a textbook of psychiatry I think that I shall never see Anythmg so wondrous as A Jerry Lee Remember that old Utlllly outfielder making vetermary medicine actually 1nterest1ng on Ev We agree, Dave baby, tests are archaxc and those Old Schoolers should be stopped Now ll7 was that a 70 00391: or 70 002'ZJ we need to get off the Crotch Watch? We think there s a staff man called Burns Who dlddles in p1ddle by urns Never on ward Cafeter1a or hall Some believe he exlsts not at all Then there's the time J Earl found a fresh scar across the 1sthmus area 1n a 1 1 MISS SMALL MISS ANNETTE SMALL STAT 4EASTlHIllIlI ' 1 Frank 1 Vic 1 Charley 1 Jay ' 1 Dr Thompson From Light m1croscopy to the electron var1 ety needed to find the teachmg on surg1cal ward rounds Sure, you know teachmg spelled T E S T at our Old School Here s to those poor dementeds who respond w1th vlgah when the venapuncture team wh1nes, Let the student h1t her They re more experrenced Wfhat has a loud monotone whlstle, a prom 1nent panmculus, drums ten fingers and 15 growing hrs own pulmonary m1toses? Could be one of the same things that tape OR doors shut and hold rounds about 1000 pm sometimes seen w1th a Jolly Green G1ant A small star for that special Mf3 who turned 1n Canadian Nurse and the Journal of Osteopathy to Black Nat on his Mickey Mouse sheets A phys1c1an s phys1c1an w1th a Motor Mouth possxble more bearable than a Jacksonxan These are those who do not think Hugh babes looks like Piggy 1n Lord of the Flies Oh yeah and there were adventures 1n eat mg sxttmg across from a well developed basal cell we snarfed up the Welch11 Rareb1t But we wouldn't want to be skrxnks and mention 1t Kens crew s1tt1ng on the1r gasses slnglng Plck a l1ttle, talk a l1ttle, p1ck a l1ttle, talk a l1ttle, PICK pick pick p1ck TALK TALK TALK TALKH' Well Jim, Hal Jerry, Garth George, John what 15 all this Bram Dram jazz? Trad1t1onm1nded executxves of the Chest Service continue to enforce the stature of llmlt3fl0HS 1n1t1ated by Talouse Lautrec MANDY ANOTHER STEP UPU Things to come 1 See Yankee Dog no chocky on hands from M8rMs made on new Yerrow Service Q2 M1t der Volkswagens on der kran1um krackmg vee vas in goot Huns On call m the closet on five - 1: 1, - . . .- . . . T ' 9 b ...? ' - - - A , , . - . , . ' . ' ' 3 . 1 . . i I - l K H1 - - - . . . ' ' y ' :xH-1 ' In I . ' ' ' 1 - UH-, In , . . - , . . HH., ',, . - I 1 I ' ' ' . ' c Hz . un . , ' ' ' ' J n s v , . . 7 l u o , . . . I ' H - , l ' ' If ' I! ' ' t c t t J'- ' . I ' a . . . N . I . . y - Q , I - I l - I . . , . . . . . E - n ' I rr O ' I 1 I , I ' s I . . . , . ' ' D l , I vena cava became the password for many Not to be P'CaYune: but Just WHERE was - - - , ' . . . ,, . . U fif- ' ' R Oh . . . ' . , 1 j H t I . . . . . . . n I V - , - .. . 1 C I ' 311 ' ' . . ' H . . . . . . , . . l . , . l . 2 , , . H . - , , . , . 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Abeud, Melvin N. Adams, Harold D. Aulenbacher, Carl E. Arthaud, John B. Barnett, Richard K. Bartruff, J. Kent Belinson, Michael A. Benjamin, Duran, Jr. Brizendine, Paul T. Brossart, Fred J. Callen, Kenneth E. Carnell, Billy M. Casey, John M. Clothicr, Robert W. Cohen, Larry L. Collins, Jack R. Cook, Jerry W. Corry, Francis M. Crighton, John C. Cross, Donald E. Curran, Kevin E. Douglas, Robert J. Eaglstein, William H. Easley, James D. Ehrlich, Carl F., Jr. Esther, James R. Ferry, Seneca T. Foote, jerry E. Galakatos, Andrew E. Gilbert, Harvey A. Gilula, Marshall F. Grannemann, H. Neal Grant, Jerry D. Griffin, Donald R. Haley, Teddy M. Harner, Stephen G. Herman, Edwin M. Higgins, Ronald A. Hinshaw, Mark W. .ua UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI SCHOOL OF MEDICINE GRADUATING CLASS OF 1965 INTERNSHIPS St. John's Hospital 1923 South Utica Street Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104 Universit of Missouri Medical Center Columbia Missouri I Illinois Miasonic Hospital 836 Wellin ton Avenue Chicago, Iiinois 60614 I Peter B. Brigham Hospital 721 Huntington Avenue Boston, Massachusetts 02115 Baptist Memorial Hospital 899 Madison Avenue Memphis, Tennessee 38103 Ben Taub General Hospital 1502 Taub Loop Houston, Texas 77025 Iowa Methodist Hospital 1200 Pleasant Street Des Moines, Iowa 50314 Pontiac General Hospital Seminole at West Huron Street. Pontiac, Michigan 48053 St. Soseph's Hospital 340 Grand Avenue Wichita, Kansas 67218 Harbor General Hospital 1000 West Carson Street Torrance, California 90509 Wilford Hall USAF Hospital Lacl-tland Air Force Base San Antonio, Texas 78236 St. Louis County Hospital 601 South Brentwood Boulevard Clayton, Missouri 63105 U.S. Naval Hosgital 8750 Mountain oulevard Oakland California 94614 Harbor General Hospital 1000 West Carson Street Torrance, California 90509 Jewish Hosgital I 16 South ingshrghway Blvd. St. Louis, Missouri 63110 U.S. Naval Hospital Rockville Pike Bethesda, Maryland 20014 Iowa Methodist Hospital 1200 Pleasant Street D M ' I 50314 es omes, owa Univ. of Kansas Medical Center 39th and Rainbow Boulevard Kansas City, Kansas 66103 Universit of Texas I Medical Branch Hospitals Eighth and Mechanic Streets Galveston, Texas 77550 I Kansas City General'Hospxtal 24th and Cherry Streets Kansas City, Missouri 64108 Jewish Hospital I 216 South Kingshlghway Blvd. St. Louis, Missouri 63110 Letterman General Hospital Presidio I San Francisco, California 94129 Kings County Hospital Center 451 Clarkson Avenue Brooklyn, New York 11203 Kansas Cit General Hospital 24th and Cyherry Streets Kansas City, Missouri 64108 Barnes Hospital 600 South Kingshighwal Blvd. St. Louis, Missouri 631 0 Los An eles Countb I Genera? Hospital, nit 1 1200 North State Street Los Angeles, California 90033 Mound Park Hosgital 701 Sixth Street outh St. Petersburg, Florida 33701 Harbor General Hospital 1000 West Carson Street gorranrii, Caligorma 90509 arnes os ta 600 South Kingshighway Blvd. St. Louis, Missouri 63110 U.S. Naval Hospital 8750 Mountain- Boulevard Oakland, California 94614 Jackson Memorial Hospioal 1700 N.W. Tenth Avenue Miami, Florida 33136 I William Beaumont General Hosprtal Dyer Street El Paso, Texas 79920 Evanston Hospital 2650 Ridge Avenue Evanston Illinois 60201 Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri I Kansas City General Hospital 24th and Cherry Streets Kansas City, Missouri 64108 Brooke General Hospital Fort Sam Houston San Antonio, Texas 78234 Menorah Medical Center 4949 Rockhill Road I Kansas City, Missouri 64110 ,Good Samaritan Hospital 1033 East McDowell Road Phoenix Arizona 85006 Baptist Memorial Hospital 899 Madison Avenue Memphis, Tennessee 38103 Holschcr, Edward C., James, Elizabeth P. James, Ronald C. Jones, Robert S. Kiernan, John H., Jr. Klein, Elmer I'., Jr. Krosney, Neil M. Landeen, James M. Lea, Charles E. Leach, Jon R. Lee, Robert H. Matthews, William J. Mayer, John H., III McCord, E. Scott McGurk, Thomas E. McMillan, David L. Neenan, Barbara J. Owens, John H. Park, Jung K. Patterson, Carroll D. Patterson, John F. Ragland, Jerry J. Riekhoi, Paul L. Robnctt, Gary B. Scott, Howard K. Six, Herbert H. Solomon, Maurice C. Sweeney, Thomas P. Tamsky, Maurice K. Thomas, Frank D. Thomas, Fred A. Volk, George E. Walker, Robert N. Wallace, Wayne O., J Waller, John A. Wcidmaier, Edward J Weigle, Jack E. Willard, James E. Wilson, J. Frank Wolff, VVilliam S. Zwerenz, Bruno H. Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri St. Luke's Hospital 5535 Delmar Boulevard St. Louis, Missouri 63112 USPHS Hospital 1131 14th Avenue South Seattle, Washington 98114 U.S. Naval Hospital Rockville Pike Bethesda, Maryland 20014 Albert Einstein Medical Center York and Tabor Roads Philacfeil hia, Pennsylvania 19141 Kansas City General Hospital 24th and Cherry Streets Kansas City. Missouri 64108 Fitzsimons General Hospital Peoria and Colfax Denver, Colorado 80240 Kansas Cnty General Hospital 24th and Cheri? Streets Kansas City, issouri 64108 Bastist Memorial Hospital 89 Madison Avenue Memphis, Tennessee 38103 Evanston Hospital 2650 Ridge Avenue Evanston, Illinois 60201 Parkland Memorial Hospital 5201 Hines Boulevard Dallas, Texas 75235 Parkland Memorial Hospital 5201 Hines Boulevard Dallas, Texas 75235 Ben Taub General Hospital 1502 Taub Loop Houston. Texas 77025 , Kansas City General Hospital 214th and Cherry Streets Kansas City, Missouri 64108 St. Luke's Ho ital 4400 J. C, Nidlliols Parkway Kansas City, Missouri 64111 Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri I Georgetown University Hospital 3800 Reservoir Road, N.W. Washington, D.C. 20007 I Orange County General Hospital 101 Manchester Avenue Oran e, California 92668 Mobii: General Hospital 850 St. Anthony Street Mobile, Alabama 36617 Univ. of Missouri Medical Center Columbia, Missouri I Orange County General Hospital 101 Manchester Avenue Orange, California 92668 Fitzsimons General Hospital Peoria and Colfax Denver, Colorado 80240 Hillcrest Medical Center 1120 South Utica Street Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104 Cincinnati General Hospital 3231 Burnet Avenue Cincinnati, Ohio 45229 St. Luke's Hostital 4400 J. C. Nic ols Parkway Kansas Cay, Missouri 64111 Blodgett emorlal Hospital 1840 Wealth Street S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 Charit Hospital of Louisiana 1532 'Kiilane Avenue New Orleans, Louisiana 70140 University of Texas Medical Branch Hospitals Eighth and Mechanic Streets Galveston, Texas 77550 St. Luke's Hospital 5535 Delmar Boulevard St. Louis Missouri 63112 Kansas City General Hospital 24th and Cherry Streets Kansas City, Missouri 64108 Swedish Hospital 1212 Columbia Street Seattle, Washington 98104 St. Joseph Hospital 3400 Grand Avenue Wichita, Kansas 67218 U. S. Air Force Hospital Scott Air Force Base BellevillIe, Illinois 62226 University of Texas Medical Branch Hospitals Eighth and Mechanic Streets Galveston, Texas 77550 Butterworth Hospital 100 Michigan Street, N.E. Grand Rapids, Michigxn 49503 U. S. Air Force Hospital Scott Air Force Base Belleville Illinois 62226 Usri-is Hospital 210 State Street, New Orleans, La Ben Taub General Hospital 1502 Taub Loop Houston, Texas 77025 USPHS Hospital 1131 14th Avenue South Seattle, Washington 98114

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