University of Missouri School of Medicine - Mutation Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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WILLIAM WOLFF Fort Worth, Texas Southern Methodist University, B.S. Phi Beta Pi Carried Klein to doubles tennis championship. Looks like an or- phan on the golf course but still shoots under par. Greasy kid stuff fails to keep hair under scrub cap and dandruff out of wounds. Present goal-to resect Herb Six's thoracic aneurysm in 65 minutes. Comb down his hairy Look! Look! It stand: upright- ' Yes, I specialize in sex and the single woman!!! BRUNO H. ZWEREN Z Frankfurt 1VIain, Germany University of Missouri, B.A. Freshman Medicine Fellowship Only her hairdresser and Bruno know for sure. His Lancia holds Ashland Gravel Grand Prix record. Takes refresher course in German from mother-in-law. Achtung! Dieter mann hast ein ax zu rchleifenf' l 13

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JACK E. WEIGLE St. Louis, Missouri Washington University Senior Class President, SAMA, Honor Council, Phi Beta Pi, Baseball Team ' Only male Obstetric nurse in history of UMMC. If Jack doesn't break it or bleed from it, something bites it. Likely to marry if health permits. I No one knows that I sufer from indigestionf' JAMES E. WILLARD West Plains, Missouri University of Missouri, B.A. Ex Navy medic who cloesn't smoke, drink, or curse but left his damn cigarettes at the bar. May join Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I will become at liberal as you . . . JESSE FRANK WILSON Huntsville, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. Phi Beta Pi, MUtation Fud alias 'fl-Iuntsville Fats. All yack and no shack. Consid- ering peace corps carrier in Congo with beloved natives. Guar- anteed 10W discount by Herb Six for eminent cholycystec- tomy. I don t want to own anything that won t fit znto my cojin rr J ' , - ,, II2 iz. - . ' ., S' , , .' :f-.-- . .,.. . '-,- ..: n I fr-'r-.a v ,,z,9,.-gk, '1 :Q -M 1-:--'A N

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. . ,, ,,, ,.-K. IHS A You,d wear a mask too if Nat found out your stethe- seope length. But Doctor, why do you want a pelvic on me? Well I don't know about Ron, but I use rhythm. , Guess whose zippefs stuck. George and his Playmate Bunnies. J u 5 , Q Oh! Hell, Lavvy, that patient died last week. 114 s 1 What M-4 read my I H chest X -ray? , Don't .dominate me here. Z Z e E E , 2 ,, . z ,sea fm w A flu Mrqrr, -V u , W W' n ?. f f , wi f-fa. A f W 3 s r ' ,, w ,L .f lf , I l 1 ' . Q A 155 A 'fb'-I A 5' 'I-4 hairy' .. , P x r at If 4' .V I A W, , QR ,....--4--v- rr Wrong linger, Klein.