University of Missouri School of Medicine - Mutation Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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JACK E. WEIGLE St. Louis, Missouri Washington University Senior Class President, SAMA, Honor Council, Phi Beta Pi, Baseball Team ' Only male Obstetric nurse in history of UMMC. If Jack doesn't break it or bleed from it, something bites it. Likely to marry if health permits. I No one knows that I sufer from indigestionf' JAMES E. WILLARD West Plains, Missouri University of Missouri, B.A. Ex Navy medic who cloesn't smoke, drink, or curse but left his damn cigarettes at the bar. May join Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I will become at liberal as you . . . JESSE FRANK WILSON Huntsville, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. Phi Beta Pi, MUtation Fud alias 'fl-Iuntsville Fats. All yack and no shack. Consid- ering peace corps carrier in Congo with beloved natives. Guar- anteed 10W discount by Herb Six for eminent cholycystec- tomy. I don t want to own anything that won t fit znto my cojin rr J ' , - ,, II2 iz. - . ' ., S' , , .' :f-.-- . .,.. . '-,- ..: n I fr-'r-.a v ,,z,9,.-gk, '1 :Q -M 1-:--'A N

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av s. JOHN A. WALLER Macon, Missouri University of Missouri, B.A. SAMA Found Anatomy routine after previous experience with Com- parative. An avid football fan that will join ranks with Uncle Sam next year. He was wont to Jpeak plain and to the purpose. WAYNE O. WALLACE, JR. Atchison, Kansas University of Kansas, B.A. SAMA, Research Associate in Archaeology Noted for his excess 17 keto steroids. Cornniemorates each year with a new offspring and loosing a dollar bet. 'There'.t many a man hadth more hair than wit. E. JOHN WEIDMAIER St. joseph, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. SAMA, Medical Ethics, MUtation, Honor Council, Junior Class Vice-President The poor man's jack Benny. Has lost 1,000 pounds in four years of med school. Gained 14 pounds while NPO for hemiorr- haphy. Married Tokoyo Rose. It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to. H1

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WILLIAM WOLFF Fort Worth, Texas Southern Methodist University, B.S. Phi Beta Pi Carried Klein to doubles tennis championship. Looks like an or- phan on the golf course but still shoots under par. Greasy kid stuff fails to keep hair under scrub cap and dandruff out of wounds. Present goal-to resect Herb Six's thoracic aneurysm in 65 minutes. Comb down his hairy Look! Look! It stand: upright- ' Yes, I specialize in sex and the single woman!!! BRUNO H. ZWEREN Z Frankfurt 1VIain, Germany University of Missouri, B.A. Freshman Medicine Fellowship Only her hairdresser and Bruno know for sure. His Lancia holds Ashland Gravel Grand Prix record. Takes refresher course in German from mother-in-law. Achtung! Dieter mann hast ein ax zu rchleifenf' l 13