University of Missouri School of Medicine - Mutation Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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HOWARD K. SCOTT Clinton, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. SAMA, Baseball Team Demands equal rights at the Paradise Club. Brandy Alexanders inspire wife to vacuum ceilings. Martinis inspire husband to go to jail. The nice thing about a dull party is that you get to bed at a decent hour. HERBERT H. SIX Kansas City, Missouri Westminster College, A.B. Blacked his first roommate's eye, married his present one. Wants his old T-shirts to hang in the med library. Present goal is a 66 minute Thoracic Aneurysectomy. A hard beginning maketh a good ending. MAURICE COCHRAN SOLOMON Butler, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. Phi Beta Pi, Basketball, Baseball Solly's brown' helmet has never been more than three layers thick. Spent major portion of past 4 years improving muscles but destroyed liver. Spent S150 to learn three notes on the banjo. As true a lover as ever sighed upon a midnight pillow. l08

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PAUL LANDON RIEKHOF Higginsville, Missouri University of Missouri, A.B. Freshman Class President, Honor Council, Team Bolo noted as catcher for the Dartos Dogersf, Also has per- manent reservation in ER call room. Differential diagnosis in- cludes: congenital ptosis, myasthenia gravis and leishmoniasis. If all the med students who slept in class were placed end to end, they would be much more comfortable. JERRY J. RAGLAND Cole Camp, Missouri Central Missouri State College Ragman is Southern Missouri's answer to Garth Heminway Only person ever caught drinking at Kewpie basketball games Persuaded by wife to repeat senior year as surgery intern. Show me a patient where medical management is the treatment of choice and I'll show you a crock. MUtation, Baseball GARY B. ROBNETT Springfield, Missouri Southwest Missouri State College Phi Beta Pi, Baseball Team Recognized authority on hot cars, and blue tick hounds. Springfieldls answer to Bob Dylan. Finds female hands soothing to lobectomy scar. I would 'we had a thousand Roman damesf'

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MAURICE K. TAMSKY THOMAS P. SWEENEY St. Louis, Missouri Washington University, A.B. Psychiatric and Radiology Summer Fellowships, SAMA Secre tary Has had oculogyric crisis for past four years made worse by Junior OB final. Believes in the ever-lurking schizococcus. He was afraid to ga home in the dark. University City, Missouri Princeton University, B.A. VIP fVillage Idiot of Princetonj exhibitionist at own birth- day party. Dates only when roommate is on call. Police aliases include: Mighty Moe Qishe-Tshombej, Jo Jo, and Abdul. The lady doth protest too much, methinksf, 'f' , FRANK D. THOMAS Kansas City, Missouri University of Utah, B.S. SAMA Claims to know more medicine than any of the surgery resi- dents, although part of his pants can still be found on the floor of the ENT clinic. Knows where to get Beefeaters for 90 cents a fifth. . . . Strength also lies in serenity and poixe as well as strenuous ac tion.