University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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BLARNEY The Tale of L. E. Mentz Said Cal C. Umm to Silly Kate, If you will marry me, Thus we'll cement our future fate- Ca SiO3.H 'Twas long ago in time and space, Before or land or nation Had made on earth's then lurid face Their great transfiguration. Right reverend Nick L. Arsenate Performed the ceremony, Each substance in atomic weight lVas there, e'en Aunty Mony. His dad was there, old C. Z. Umm, A rare old fellow he, And scintillating Ray D. Umm, The youthful prodigy. Free elements d The starry constellations, But now weyre here to analyze Their many combinations. id thus comprise YVe take CaSiO3 And HCl beside, And get H,SiO,, And calcium chloride. But now poor Cal has lost his lmate, He said it made him blue, F I D - or ie d seen heaven with Silly Kate, And now he'd Cl, 2. Then his calcareous heart did wane And threaten to be la 'd, p ci Doc I. O. Dine used but in vain His periodic acid. W'e introduce now BaO J An ox-eyed creature he - J Who makes with Silly Kate. you know, BaSiO3. 7.....i.,i.,mu Wu. Mil.. ........................ 1 ..... ....... ... .. .... S.HfAMfiOCki i iiii H625 32 it 'IRQ QV

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