University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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J an. Jan. J an. Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Feb. Feb. 3 Feb. fb Feb. 5 Feb. 9 Feb. 10 Feb. 12 Feb. 13 Feb' Mar. 19 .15 BLARPNEY if Green gloves not here yet. I 27 VVeinie is heard to remark, Vell, two more veeks und we pick der geese. Green gloves not here yet. ' Election of St. Pat's Queen. Buell borrowed clothes and turned up for the big occasion. Pepper, the Tech Scratch Prof., loses a hub cap and changes his mind under a police grilling. VVhat about the girl?????????? Buell and Fore are seen going to the organ recitals- The big Sissiesf' Finals are over and very few are sober. VVhoopee!!! Onkey Psychoanalysis VVeinbach parks under the Shamrock office window. His technique belies his long study of the subj ect. A Holmberg and Owens were embarrassed by a lady who thought the C. E. Labs were ia the basement of the Engineering Building. All hope of green gloves ever arriving is given up. VVeinbach explodes Zekiis new theory of free electricity and tells him to go back to Turkey. Dick Edwards turns over. He hasn't learned to drive a good car yet- Jo-Jo joins the Prince of VVales Club and picks out a soft place to land. Denton fumigates. Cason fumigates. Shamrock goes to press. Thank Gawdl Shamrock is distributed. Staff is in hidino' . O. 3 1 N .www ,mum iiviiwai 1 ,. .. 1, ,H .M .M U, ,ii ww, an H H ,,,,,, , ,, , , ... .............. . H ..... y Q2 MFDQQ

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BLARNEY The Tale of L. E. Mentz Said Cal C. Umm to Silly Kate, If you will marry me, Thus we'll cement our future fate- Ca SiO3.H 'Twas long ago in time and space, Before or land or nation Had made on earth's then lurid face Their great transfiguration. Right reverend Nick L. Arsenate Performed the ceremony, Each substance in atomic weight lVas there, e'en Aunty Mony. His dad was there, old C. Z. Umm, A rare old fellow he, And scintillating Ray D. Umm, The youthful prodigy. Free elements d The starry constellations, But now weyre here to analyze Their many combinations. id thus comprise YVe take CaSiO3 And HCl beside, And get H,SiO,, And calcium chloride. But now poor Cal has lost his lmate, He said it made him blue, F I D - or ie d seen heaven with Silly Kate, And now he'd Cl, 2. Then his calcareous heart did wane And threaten to be la 'd, p ci Doc I. O. Dine used but in vain His periodic acid. W'e introduce now BaO J An ox-eyed creature he - J Who makes with Silly Kate. you know, BaSiO3. 7.....i.,i.,mu Wu. Mil.. ........................ 1 ..... ....... ... .. .... S.HfAMfiOCki i iiii H625 32 it 'IRQ QV