University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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V rr qy I N W , , , ,. , ,,,, 1, 1 in ii-1 ii -- ' u '1 1' ' ' ' ' ' 'W :lW'WWr'I ' X bggfj CLASSES CWQJSS55 ' ' ii an wnuuuw ww' iw. W ,uma--i it Wim, ,ii iu,u.W,i ii. vw , U W- u,i,,,., ii wi- ii 1 1 ' THE ENGINEER H7110 is the man designs our pumps with judgment, skill and care? W'ho is the man that builds 'em and keeps them in repair? W'ho has to shut them down because the value seats disappear? The bearing-wearing, gearing-tearing mechanical engineer. Who buys his juice for half a cent and wants to charge a dime? VVho, when we've signed the contract, canlt deliver half the time? VVho thinks the loss of 'twenty-six, per cent is nothing queer? The volt-inducing, load-reducing electrical engineer. VVho takes a transit out to find a sewer line to tap? Wfho then with care extreme locates the junction of the map? Who is it goes to dig it up and iinds it nowhere near? The mud-bespattered, torn and tattered civil engineer. Who thinks without his product we should all be in a lurch? Who has a heathen idol which he designates research? lVho tints the creeks, perfumes the air, and makes the landscape drear? The stink-evolving, grease-dissolving chemical engineer. VVho is the man that will draw a plan for everything you desire From a transatlantic liner to 'a hairpin made of wire, VVith Hifsl' and ands,'l Uhoweiersn and buts who makes his meaning clear? The work-disdaining, fee-retaining consulting engineer. VVho builds the road for fifty years that disappears in two, Then changes his identity, so no one's left to sue? 'Who covers all the traveled road with filthy, oily smear? The bump-providing, rough-on-riding highway engineer. lVho takes the pleasure out of life and makes existence hell? lVl1o'll fire a real good-looking one because she cannot spell? Who substitutes a dictaphone for a coral-tinted ear? The penny-chasing, dollar-wasting efficiency engineer. -Author unknown. From the Purdue Engineer. -'K ,YM H A 'll ' ' ' 'u'u1w im.,,m, ,, In J lr - 9 - ' iiii 9.1,..5.HAMR.Q.C'f.. ? uunu 2- mb?

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, KXN. X , , . ,,,, .,,,,.,,. . ,,,. . , .x ELEWCALS ITN Fifth Year Men JOHNSON, W. DELAPORTE CDej Columbia H K Ng A. I. E. E.g Glee Club, '28, '3Ig St. Pat's Board, '29g Sec. H K N, 31. An Electrical fwith gutxj he took Thermo. Seniors BATES, Lrsus E., JR. CLesJ North Kansas City A Z QI-5 H K N3 T B II, A. I. E. E., St. Pat's Board. I5 a permanent knot hole on the St. Pat'.r Board. BUELL, L. W. CRedj Vandalia , H K Ng T B II, A. I. E. E., Treas. Engi- neers' Club, St. Pat's Board, V.-Pres. H K Ng Corr. Sec. T B H. Oh Boy! I'll het my home tofwn is proud of ' me. CREWS, PAUL J. Columbia A. I. E. E. R Too meek to mix fwilh the common throng. EDMONDSON, GEORGE BERYL Columbia Scabbard 8: Blade, A. I. E. Eg Rifle Club, '27-'28, Treas. Missouri Musketeers, '28, Rifle Team, '27-'28. Got himself a .hall and chain. GRIESSEL, OTTO E. Odessa I-I K Ng A. I. E. E. He led the boyx a merry chase in Al. C. JOHNSON, J. STUART St. Louis IIME5TB1I3HKNgA.I.E.E.gSec. Engineers' Club, '31-'32. , Heir due to get married. T NIBLACK, MARVIN fNibbleQ Jackson A. I. E. E., Glee Club. He kept count of Bug.r' fafvorite .sayings for a month. POYNTER, A. BROOKS Lexington I-I K N5 Band, '28, '29, '30, '31, He doesn't belong to the Electrical Union. 3' I T 1 u-1 ii n T- no T. in in iii ni.. Minion. nn. nnnnnf- Mir... .I Q. 5HAMR.OQ'S . . 3.2 .... . . .. . We ..Q4-