University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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V rr qy I N W , , , ,. , ,,,, 1, 1 in ii-1 ii -- ' u '1 1' ' ' ' ' ' 'W :lW'WWr'I ' X bggfj CLASSES CWQJSS55 ' ' ii an wnuuuw ww' iw. W ,uma--i it Wim, ,ii iu,u.W,i ii. vw , U W- u,i,,,., ii wi- ii 1 1 ' THE ENGINEER H7110 is the man designs our pumps with judgment, skill and care? W'ho is the man that builds 'em and keeps them in repair? W'ho has to shut them down because the value seats disappear? The bearing-wearing, gearing-tearing mechanical engineer. Who buys his juice for half a cent and wants to charge a dime? VVho, when we've signed the contract, canlt deliver half the time? VVho thinks the loss of 'twenty-six, per cent is nothing queer? The volt-inducing, load-reducing electrical engineer. VVho takes a transit out to find a sewer line to tap? Wfho then with care extreme locates the junction of the map? Who is it goes to dig it up and iinds it nowhere near? The mud-bespattered, torn and tattered civil engineer. Who thinks without his product we should all be in a lurch? Who has a heathen idol which he designates research? lVho tints the creeks, perfumes the air, and makes the landscape drear? The stink-evolving, grease-dissolving chemical engineer. VVho is the man that will draw a plan for everything you desire From a transatlantic liner to 'a hairpin made of wire, VVith Hifsl' and ands,'l Uhoweiersn and buts who makes his meaning clear? The work-disdaining, fee-retaining consulting engineer. VVho builds the road for fifty years that disappears in two, Then changes his identity, so no one's left to sue? 'Who covers all the traveled road with filthy, oily smear? The bump-providing, rough-on-riding highway engineer. lVho takes the pleasure out of life and makes existence hell? lVl1o'll fire a real good-looking one because she cannot spell? Who substitutes a dictaphone for a coral-tinted ear? The penny-chasing, dollar-wasting efficiency engineer. -Author unknown. From the Purdue Engineer. -'K ,YM H A 'll ' ' ' 'u'u1w im.,,m, ,, In J lr - 9 - ' iiii 9.1,..5.HAMR.Q.C'f.. ? uunu 2- mb?

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1 11111 11.1 1111 1111 111 1 111 11 11 1111111 11 1111111 111-111111111111111111-11111.1111-111111 11 1 11 1 1 1 111 11 1 1 1 11111 CHEMICALS Z z a l WELLS, MALCOLM E. Moberly E AECIP, 1 lVeIl.f and his fwomen. 1 Juniors . HINDE, N. Hannibal He doe.rn't look like a rifver rat. HOFFIVIAN, KARL fKa1-oj Carrollton A X 2. ' Heir too nice. LAVVRENCE, JAMES C. Cjimj Moylan, Pa. K Eg A X Eg Scabbard 8: Bladeg X X X5 Tomb 8: Keyg Growlersg Sec. SL Treas. Junior Engineers. He commercializex field trips. ROBINS, ROBERT LoYn fBob5 Macon A X 2. Sleight-of-hand performer -with fwomen. Sophomores ZEISER, D. FRED CFritzj Webster Groves A 2 CTU Staff Shamrockg Society of Chemical Engineers. ' Well, e-e-e-er a-a-ah. Freshmen RADFORD, ALVIN W. Jasper 1 Some girl fwill get a prize. 1 l l l 111111111.11111111111111111. 11111 11111 111-111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111.11 11111111.1111.1111111111111111111.1111111111 4 11111 1111 1 11 1 11 11111 111111 1 11111 5 1 1 1 1 111 e 1111 1 1 .IIN -21- 11

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