University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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ADV E'R'llllS,l2 M ENTS ENGINEERSH!! These Advertisers H ave Helped to Make The SHAMRUCK a Bigger and Better Publication. Th-as To PA TR ON IZE The Advertisers in The SHAMROCK is to back your own school. Reciprocate and Patronize our Adz1ertisers!!!! Our Service The 'patronage wc have enjoyed is due in a large iueasurc to our custom ol? serving food of unusual excellence. It has justified. flu' opening of our new cafe this year. s GAEBLER s CLUB DINER SAMPSON CAFE On Conley Avenue Hitt K Paquin Sts. Missouri--hoinc ol' thc honor system-the faculty have thc honor and the students have thc system. Missouri-wlicrc ability to lcarn is lllLlSll1'CCl by class attendance. Missouri-whcrc mcn arc made and ivomevi, arc women. hlissouii-Qwlicrc lVhartons rulc, but rulcs cannot pass. hlissouri-wlicrc sux questionnaires arc written, and thc answers found at thc old rock quarry. M issouri-whcrc Mi Mi Heat A is taught and all turn Gray. ssouri-whcrc Xvllfiilll was scnt, but was educated at the C. O. house. ssouri-whcrc thc columns arc guarded, and the bottles pop all night. Page 77 Q32 ag 1. flu l -56 , , , , sm ,H ,, .,..,, .fu ll f f f 'W' ' '1' 1wsL+D:a:

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