University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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ADV E'R'llllS,l2 M ENTS ENGINEERSH!! These Advertisers H ave Helped to Make The SHAMRUCK a Bigger and Better Publication. Th-as To PA TR ON IZE The Advertisers in The SHAMROCK is to back your own school. Reciprocate and Patronize our Adz1ertisers!!!! Our Service The 'patronage wc have enjoyed is due in a large iueasurc to our custom ol? serving food of unusual excellence. It has justified. flu' opening of our new cafe this year. s GAEBLER s CLUB DINER SAMPSON CAFE On Conley Avenue Hitt K Paquin Sts. Missouri--hoinc ol' thc honor system-the faculty have thc honor and the students have thc system. Missouri-wlicrc ability to lcarn is lllLlSll1'CCl by class attendance. Missouri-whcrc mcn arc made and ivomevi, arc women. hlissouii-Qwlicrc lVhartons rulc, but rulcs cannot pass. hlissouri-wlicrc sux questionnaires arc written, and thc answers found at thc old rock quarry. M issouri-whcrc Mi Mi Heat A is taught and all turn Gray. ssouri-whcrc Xvllfiilll was scnt, but was educated at the C. O. house. ssouri-whcrc thc columns arc guarded, and the bottles pop all night. Page 77 Q32 ag 1. flu l -56 , , , , sm ,H ,, .,..,, .fu ll f f f 'W' ' '1' 1wsL+D:a:

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JB -A There's 1'l0tl1ll1g4St1'IlI1gC to the fact that the modern girl is L1 live wire. She l carries practically no insulation. No mutter how prominent they become, racketeers :ire never given the freedom 3 of the city. They take it. Q l l l YVC understand that the rush of Engineers to the South Sen Islands was '1 ' . result of the grass crop failure. The average sentence for bootlegging now is about :is brief :ns 'thc ugeing process of the stuff' they sell. X My goodness, exclaimed the stranger, who had dropped into the police court to pass away half :in hour, they've caught :1 pretty tough lot this morning, hnvcn't thev? You'rc looking :it the wrong lot,', said his neighbor. UThosc :n-en't the prisoners. They'rc the lawyers. As the train pulled up at the station in Centroliu, Morettw shouted to the con- ductor: Shall I have time to get u drink? Yes sir answered the official. y 1 1 Can you guarantee that the train won't Sturt without me? Yes, lill take n drink with you, said the conductor rcnssuringly. li.-.-, w Cliristinns are allowed only one wife. This is called monotony. A fort is L1 place to put men in, Z1 fortress is :1 place to put women in. i l w . . 1 l , A parable is :1 heavenly Story with no earthly meaning. l ll tl w , Paw 76 Q Q Ll Li-F3 fir f -f-- - 4' f 'ASL 3,g,g,y,,: F fm, -TQ , ,, : f, ,iiff ' 'gpfggi',,j,, f' wif 'fi -' ,,FUf5',L1Ql2:1Q f 1 ,swf ,, .

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1 N v wvwf - Lw -3 - x' 1.-N, . . .,, , Y, VV .J.-, J J J4.... - Ji in iq it s iJre11r,fii1 Xi 1 M---do--WW 1' THE BOONE COUNTY TRUST COMPANY COLUMBIA, MO. - ASSETS OVER 952,000,000.00 Om' Motto: Ser-viee to C-ustomers and Cominunit f. 3 The best stories in the world have always been both fairy story and lawyer's statement of the case. An aeroplane under construction in G61'11lH1I5V is expected to Hy 500 miles an hour. Most of us would rather start earlier. Customer: Are you xi criminal lawyer? Chicago Attorney: Yeah, who do you want shot? Dean: Hllmt is il sanitary sewer? Ricss: You can't fool me-tl1ey're all dirty. Frank: fas they drive along lonely rondlz You look lovclier to me every minute. Do you know what tl1at's a sign of P LaVerne: Sure, you're about to run out of gas. MONTGOMERY-WARD Sc COMPANY Page 78