University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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JB -A There's 1'l0tl1ll1g4St1'IlI1gC to the fact that the modern girl is L1 live wire. She l carries practically no insulation. No mutter how prominent they become, racketeers :ire never given the freedom 3 of the city. They take it. Q l l l YVC understand that the rush of Engineers to the South Sen Islands was '1 ' . result of the grass crop failure. The average sentence for bootlegging now is about :is brief :ns 'thc ugeing process of the stuff' they sell. X My goodness, exclaimed the stranger, who had dropped into the police court to pass away half :in hour, they've caught :1 pretty tough lot this morning, hnvcn't thev? You'rc looking :it the wrong lot,', said his neighbor. UThosc :n-en't the prisoners. They'rc the lawyers. As the train pulled up at the station in Centroliu, Morettw shouted to the con- ductor: Shall I have time to get u drink? Yes sir answered the official. y 1 1 Can you guarantee that the train won't Sturt without me? Yes, lill take n drink with you, said the conductor rcnssuringly. li.-.-, w Cliristinns are allowed only one wife. This is called monotony. A fort is L1 place to put men in, Z1 fortress is :1 place to put women in. i l w . . 1 l , A parable is :1 heavenly Story with no earthly meaning. l ll tl w , Paw 76 Q Q Ll Li-F3 fir f -f-- - 4' f 'ASL 3,g,g,y,,: F fm, -TQ , ,, : f, ,iiff ' 'gpfggi',,j,, f' wif 'fi -' ,,FUf5',L1Ql2:1Q f 1 ,swf ,, .

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V , 1 . ' ,. .I 4 . '- s, .----alla n x 5-1 N li if wife Willy, I have never seen times like those today And I am glad my life is slipping away, I-Ieartless machines like steel clawed hands Arc death to the 'I'umblehug's modest demands. ur F116 rumbling carts on the inacadam Have given away to modern train. The business section stretches far And the horse gives way to the motor car. urw lhe concrete strip has come our way VVith oilgrimcd surface here to stay. And the wagon bows to the glittering shine Of the automobiles and their worrisome whinesf' The bug he sighed and continued to say, Oh, for the good old-'Fashioned dray. YVith the song of the teamster in' raucous blast Recalling to us the glorious past. The IlliI1St1'Cl.,S llarp has had its due lVith the hunl:sman's horn that we all knew. The olden hard must hang his hcadg His lays are fallen flat and dead. Thu world is crazy, or it seems to be, And I know that you will agree with me, So I :nn sitting here, friend, and telling you Of the joyous past that I once knew. un 1'is rumored about on every hand Tlmt there's hardly rx -horse left in the land. So I figured that by nineteen-hundred-thirty-six XVC bugs will be in one hell of a fix. Paeons of song through scores of years Have paved the way for copious tears, But never yet has knell been rung I.:i111enting the VE!l'llSllll'lg horse's dung. -Milo, the Vagabond Poet. ' rv r P5135 15 vwmfsd .., may va pg V Y 1 I w l. X, W il 1 w 4 w w 1 v ll P N. l I yi I w f. - - W- I- ,-4-I 1 AL- , I

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ADV E'R'llllS,l2 M ENTS ENGINEERSH!! These Advertisers H ave Helped to Make The SHAMRUCK a Bigger and Better Publication. Th-as To PA TR ON IZE The Advertisers in The SHAMROCK is to back your own school. Reciprocate and Patronize our Adz1ertisers!!!! Our Service The 'patronage wc have enjoyed is due in a large iueasurc to our custom ol? serving food of unusual excellence. It has justified. flu' opening of our new cafe this year. s GAEBLER s CLUB DINER SAMPSON CAFE On Conley Avenue Hitt K Paquin Sts. Missouri--hoinc ol' thc honor system-the faculty have thc honor and the students have thc system. Missouri-wlicrc ability to lcarn is lllLlSll1'CCl by class attendance. Missouri-whcrc mcn arc made and ivomevi, arc women. hlissouii-Qwlicrc lVhartons rulc, but rulcs cannot pass. hlissouri-wlicrc sux questionnaires arc written, and thc answers found at thc old rock quarry. M issouri-whcrc Mi Mi Heat A is taught and all turn Gray. ssouri-whcrc Xvllfiilll was scnt, but was educated at the C. O. house. ssouri-whcrc thc columns arc guarded, and the bottles pop all night. Page 77 Q32 ag 1. flu l -56 , , , , sm ,H ,, .,..,, .fu ll f f f 'W' ' '1' 1wsL+D:a: