University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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li ll l l l 11, aw vw Dec. J an. Jan. Jan. Jan. J an. Jan. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb . M ai 1'. Mar Mar. 25 Brantley gets married. Jeans falls over the suitcases in Centralia. 4 Prof. XVeinbaeh appears arrayed in new teeth. 5 Students' consciences begin to hurt them. Everybody settles down to study. 17 Finals' the death knellg the bewinnin of the end. 3 25 26 Registrationg we never seem to know when we've had enough. 27 Vineyard is heard to reinnrk that he is glad that cows don't fly. 28 Queen electiong this meeting registered the largest attendance of the year with Horne holding down a box seat. Motion to elect the Queen by a standing voteg what queer ideas these would-be politicians have. 5 hloretta and Vineyard attempt the removal of Sonuner's pants in the Senior Mechanical Room. Result a tale is told. 6 The new president of the Campus Squad begins to make himself felt. 13 Another paddlingg we are on the up gradeg the longest line in the history of the Engineering School. Horne receives unique and valid excuse for not running the line. 17 Numerous gentry attempt to censor the Sliamroek. 21 The Shamrock goes to pressg Tllank Gawd! 19 Barbecue: speeches, beef, and corn. 20 Drug sto1'es report sale of 300 Bromos. 23 Back to the proverbial grindstone. Page 70 1 - ,gf f wht:-1 J- , - ' 4

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