University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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C L A S S E gi 'l ll fl lx ll Hell l V VJ xl 1 - ls Just what is meant by this word Hell ? 1 They say sometilnes, It's cold as Hell , my Some times they say, It's hot as Hell g ,L VVhen it rains hard, It'S Hell , they cryg lil lt's also Hell to see it snowy ll It's a Hell of ax wind, when it starts to blow. .ll Now how in the Hell, can anyone tell VVhat in the Hell they mean by Hell . This married life is Hell, they sayg VVhen he comes in late, there is Hell to pay, X It's Hell when the kid you have to tote, , lvhen he starts to yell, it's a Hell of :x note ilu It's Hell when the Doctor sends his bills For a Hell of a lot of trips and pills. ,Nl lVhen you get these words you will know real well Just what is meant by this word, Hcll . ly Hell, Yes , Hell, No :md Oh! Hell too, I The Hell you don't', and The Hell you do, lv And VVl1at in the Hell and The Hell it is , y To Hell. with you and To Hell with his, Now Who in the Hell , and Oh, Hell, where vi' And VVh:it in the Hell do you think or care, But The Hell of it is, lt's sure as Hell , H lVe don't know lVl1:1t in the HELL is HELL . V ll it ll g 4 al Q i sl l T1 4, ll li wlf lx w lj l Page 16 1 we T if -A .-Y ,,51v:5Y1, ,,, ,..z,..,g:q 4--- .. - -.-....---- If

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31 gg. ' ' ' ' x I of C 1 A. s S r sys .f in .ip l F i EEE: , Tff-.,,c J A b J kd ' li: Eff l W .X l M ll fl . lil 1 . - M p. Caste, Coerczon, and Corruptzon lr Thc Shamrock Stuff' is very anxious to 7'lI1TlOlll1CC that, after much listening at keyholesn, 'they have found the men who really run the Engineering School. X 'N The following men were selected by Harry Frzmk, and after throwing him oil' ii if the team for cheating, we submit the complete list for your inspection. 1' ll ,N L. E.-Sliderule Sommer L. T.-Demon Dorsey ,A L. G.--.lo-.lo Johnson H lf T N C.-Bull Armstrong X' ' R. G.-Fats Leibovich l R. T.4Viper Rloberts N l R. E.-Mousey Fore li . X l 1 W Q. B.-Sevchuk 1 li W , rl L. If.--Pest Gunclclfingcr 4 X R. II.-Jester Jeans F. B.-Bob Allen ii Coach-Royce Dawson if Ns H I , Trainer-Otto Meyer gl il Crowcl-Don Juan,' Rllyucshlii-gel' il l 1 Y i, lg This nefarious line-up was finally run to Cilftll with the :iid of Doctor Betz and his sliderule. The Shamrock Staff' feels that this caucus should cease to hold . X the balance of power in our College, and solicits thc c'u'ncst support of every member , ' of the Engineering School in this campaign to clean up the politics in our beloved 1.. institution. ll i in , . gli l Xl .1 , ' l L it 3 , N , V Page IS .ur 7 , , ' ' zaikifgjjjii .-