University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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III JI 3653 Q' ' 7 A I.,- 19, I Q I ,I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 'EM A DN ' li R 'l' IIS EIW HN' FS TI-IE FIVE AGES Oli' CONSTRUCTION AS SEEN BIY THE PUBLIC ,SWVllllIlilflll how them shovels eats dirt, ain't it? See her bust right 'through that wall? Ozne 0' them things eert'ny throws a lot o' men out 0' work, donlt it? I kin remember when this proppity could 'aI been bought for almost nothin'. WVOnner if he's gonna be able to piek up that big fellow? By gosh, he done it! 'Swunna.ful, ain't it? lVonner how far them foundations go down. Mlust take a lot 0' cement to lill up them holes, huh? You said it! hly g'1'illl,'l?iltllC1' could get it for H410 a acre. lVonner them foundations hold all that weight, ain't it? Them cement mixers must throw a lot o' men out of work, huh? See how they pour the cement through them pipes? 'Swunnaful, ain't it? Close the window, Miss Smith, the raeket's enough to drive you crazy. Graw's sake, how do you ever get any work done with those damned riveters goirf? My notes show it's the way I got it, Mr. l-lendersong mebbe those hammers were goin' so's I eonldn't hear-those fellows climb around like a lot of monkeys, don't they? My brother owned some of that g'l'0llllfl thirty years agog if' he'd only held on to it he wouldn't have to worry none now. Look at that 'fellow ridin' that derriek! 'Swunnaful, ain't it? 'Swunnaful how they start puttin' on the bricksin the middle of the buildin', ain'l: it? You wouldn't think them bricks would hold, the way they slap 'em on, would you? Them elevators throws a lot o' llod-ea1'1'iers out o' employment, don't they? My aunt owned this proppity when it was worth about a dollar a footg wish she'd held on to it. lVell, what do you know about that? I was here yestiddy 'Swunnaf'ul, uin't it? Art Quality Freshness These tln-ee requisites are in- cluded in all Mueller floral bou- quets and decorations because We grow our own I I 0 o MEMBER F 7fD. , f i' ' EF LIOLIRAI S T GUARANTEED FLOWERS STORE GREENHOUSES 16 S. 9th Xvest Blvd. Sc Ash PHONE 6219 and they was on'y np to the 'sixth floor. Ever see anythink like itg no soone1 n they get 'cm up than they start tearin' 'em down again! 'Swunnaful, ainlt it? -Joseph Falling Fislzmrm in the New York World Page S3 1 AISMGI' 'fl .. .ffl .V fy .92 9 I I I. I II I I I II III II III II I I .I'II XI I II ,IV I Ip 'I I II III I ' I I I I I II II 'I III II I II WI I II. Iy'I II I IQ ,I .I N wk' Imfzzai -rxwwif. 1-

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,3rifYV'i2R.'i'ISEEMliN'id5i ---' fe- --u-m--- Grove: Does your father object to kissing? His date: I dunno. I'll ask him if he'll kiss you tho. Fredrichs: I'll proh:1bly open up 1111 office when I get my degree. Armstrong: Yeah. WVell, Miller will probzibly be 11 janitor, too. The didlerence between n dance and :i dnwnce is generally about three dollars. Safety First 16 Yrs. Service Drive Yourself Cars GEORGE WOLF Low rates on country trips. COUPON BOOKS SHOE REBUILDER I2 Passengers can ride for 31.00. 60 Passengers can ride for 54.50. 1 or 2 Passengers, 50.25. 3 or 4 Passengers, 36.50. I7 Passenger Bus for Special Occasions - 1 D cp,,,,,,,,,J, 491, Boone County Bank Building YELLOW CO 9 So. 8th Street Co1umbia,,Q1VIo. Dial 4191 for Service Harry Frank, Sr.: fto son prominent in engineering aifairsj Son, vot's dis I read about you bringin' home de bacon? 'Clyde Ray: Here, take my seat Illadalll. Spry Old Lady: Thanks, I get off' at this stop too. The Redskins are coming! shouted the pledge as he started through Hell Wieck. I Page S2

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