University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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,3rifYV'i2R.'i'ISEEMliN'id5i ---' fe- --u-m--- Grove: Does your father object to kissing? His date: I dunno. I'll ask him if he'll kiss you tho. Fredrichs: I'll proh:1bly open up 1111 office when I get my degree. Armstrong: Yeah. WVell, Miller will probzibly be 11 janitor, too. The didlerence between n dance and :i dnwnce is generally about three dollars. Safety First 16 Yrs. Service Drive Yourself Cars GEORGE WOLF Low rates on country trips. COUPON BOOKS SHOE REBUILDER I2 Passengers can ride for 31.00. 60 Passengers can ride for 54.50. 1 or 2 Passengers, 50.25. 3 or 4 Passengers, 36.50. I7 Passenger Bus for Special Occasions - 1 D cp,,,,,,,,,J, 491, Boone County Bank Building YELLOW CO 9 So. 8th Street Co1umbia,,Q1VIo. Dial 4191 for Service Harry Frank, Sr.: fto son prominent in engineering aifairsj Son, vot's dis I read about you bringin' home de bacon? 'Clyde Ray: Here, take my seat Illadalll. Spry Old Lady: Thanks, I get off' at this stop too. The Redskins are coming! shouted the pledge as he started through Hell Wieck. I Page S2