University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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.,,,., iD I Fl ,, , i l HEARD AT PI MU' EPSILON MEETING ll . H Otto Meyer: QTO Mr. Duncanj You've reversed the order of that series. Mr. Duncan: By whose authority do you say I cannot change the order of this f series ? ll Otto: Because the legislature passed a law prohibiting it. The latest rule in deleted football is that you cannot run with a fumble. Carter ,, says that, after the third period, a fumbled flask is anybody's property. ll ll 1 l McDonald: CBumping into lamp postj Excuse mc, Sir.', McDonald: fl?-umping into fire hydrantj Excuse me, Little Boy. McDonald: QBun1ping into second lamp post and falling downl Well, I'll juss lp sit here till the crowd pas-h-es. 5' ii U Agnes: How do you tell those Anderson twins apart? ll 'N Thresa: crTll3t,S easy. Cody always blushes when we meet. l -4- 2 l I grade by the curve system, announced the professor as he glanced at the Y' row of beautiful co-eds in front of him. H 1, Hop: Have a drink. I made it myself. N' Howard: No thanks. I just paid two dollars for my dinner. l Harry Frank OVho has cornered a burglar in the Z. B. T. housej: Hands up 'I or I will shoot. ll Quick-witted Burglar: Five buck for de gat. Frank: Sold, 1 p Freddy Horne: I threw my knee out of joint doing the Charleston. l. McPeak: Lucky for you that you wercnit doing the Black Bottom. I Gans: HIS my face dirty, or is it my imagination ? Ziebold: Your face isn't. I don't know about your imagination. X lx , ll Page 70 Y 7 ,'il g'1 i , lf: ' ' Il , Yi ,gf .

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