University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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2-,grew -----it 'Y 1 4. NEWMAN HARDWARE AND STOVE COMPANY M Columbiafs Complete Hardware Store. l y 9041 BROADWAY PHONE 234 l II S03 l 1 YEBQ Slfwliilfil'CPCRy - '- f't?iKQ'-.3 ' 4 0 'v B The Bitter Truth- I It took an aggressive young reporter f on the Shamrock Staff' to uncover the bitter 3733? , X truth about Bachelor Neitzert. The place l 'Hifi V : wherein the following action took place has A20 M ! been kept secret to spare the girl in ques- 4-.-- 1--. tion, but we feel that the story will bear , re-telling. It was just thirteen years ago , L T., on Leap Year, too, that Neitzert became - N a womlan hater. VVhile he was sitting one X - - -- elaiwnwd , night engaged 111 a blg game of Authors l' Why Neil':.erT dallas no more -1- with some other card sharks, he was called to the' whosit and a sweet young voice U. asked him if he knew it was Leap Year. Not knowing anything else to say he dumbly replied in the affirmative, and his cause was lost. The young lady asked him to meet her down-town the following day for a Leap Year date, and not to Worry about money because she would be delighted to entertain him. Then Carl made his second mistake because he believed a. woman. He met her as scheduled and after while she suggested that they have S0'l1lC'l2l1il1g to drink. He fell for that, too, and was having a big time until, she said with little gurgle, You know, I lm the dumbest thing, I'vc left all my money at home. He says he hates women and we believe it. t ,azof Zz, i ana! M6f 6g4mcz4z4My, ah af7zyg i fzfmand A!Q? 1787-3 Y Pairs 68 ri 57,1 ri gzawl :E e