University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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kt! gy U----Patna arms-retirees-P--+--iii FURNITURE BARGAINS In our large stock of used Furniture you will Hnd pieces that you can use at a great saving in price. Our used Furniture is sound and refinished. Wliy pay more when these are just as good? HUGHES FURNITURE COMPANY 905-7 Walniit Phone 238 Red 1788-S4 GLOSSARY'OF PROHIBITION TERMS Speak Easy: VVhat is said by way of caution to a bootlegger when he goes to turn over the rake-off to the Prohibition Authorities: Authorities on Prohibition, some of whom say it means this and some that when you ask them whethcr it's against the law to make a batch of Home Brew: The stuff you put up in beer bottles and then pour down the drain pipe in the cellar after you've taken a taste of it, and for which you bought a Bottle-Ca-pper: A little machine th:1t's on sale in all hardware stores just to show how big a success Prohibition is, es- pecially under the present Law Enforce-ment: Confiscating the stock of a bootlegger who has neglected to come across with the split and putting it in a Government Warehouse: Place where liquor is stored until time for it to be re- leased for Dfleclicinal Purposes: Getting it on a doctor's prescription to put in your flip Flask: Another thing on sale everywhere to prove that there is no such thing as a W'et Issue: The little trickle from a Congressxnarfs hip pocket when he falls on a slippery sidewalk. -Life. Page 65 n-'V ,4.f-- -7- , M: E l l xl ll ll l 4 l li l H r li i 1 M ii lil l l 1 -ix Q 1 ,QF-I .. -ef .el-rr

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