University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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r - -+---frnifriif ,fi'iic1v11i'ocii,fr?+i-wniggi LI F TED The loyal knights of the good King ASME sat abjeetly around the square- cornered round table. The men were sorely vexed. Their good king, acting on that im-pulse that lay dormant ill the heart of every knight, had ridden forth and captured from the gloomy study-hall of the evil Queen AAA, the Princess Louise, a maid of surpassing beauty. The act caused quite a stir among the ladies of, the Queen's Court, and they kept whispering about something being lifted. Now the good King ASME really forgot that he had called his knights together for their regular ale-quafiing, so he rode forward with his train to beg forgiveness. Across the murky Richmond moat he rode, leaving the Princess behind, and back to his own castle in Erin. Forgive and forget, said he, and from my adopted Court you, my knights, may take your St. Pat's dates. Grimly setting their jaws the knights rose as one man and with heavy boots assisted their king across tho moat. The act caused quite a murmur among the ladies of the Court of Queen AAA, and they kept whispering about something being lifted. . . REDI The nite was raw, The party rawerg I wish that I The town was dry And she was dryerg WVhite-mule was all A Had never sawer. That I could buyer. We were both stewed, VVc found a still, She was the stewederg Approached a stiller, I wisht to 'ell And bought a quart I'd never kncwder. Of Red Blues Killer. Someone must lose-- Now she was sick, I was the loser. But I was sicker, She eraved more hootch. So I laid oii' Could I refuser? This bootleg liquor. l i' They called it Splint, x fStirred with a splinterj, i And now she rests 'Where they don't have winter. X CThis effort is dedicated to all those who feel that they are eligible to compete for the honor, and is particularly reproduced for the benefit of those who dedicated the stadium so much last fall about every Saturday nightj 3 Page 58 aa, fa as i-JJDL ., S ?

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