University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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.ff 'l gig-:le-fel----frftblila 5ivl5tiw1roclZl'--+--m-- Q v ,i .5 HAIIRY Knusmieliiefly because hc suggested the idea for the decorations for the Ball last year which resulted in the daily toil of three hundred Engineers for over a month. I-Ie estimated that it would take eight thousand roses to X cover the drab interior of Rothwell Gymnasium, but eighty thousand wouldn't l have been enough. 1 NEWBY lhIILLERTbCC!LllSC he called a meeting of the RICCl1Z11llCPllS to discuss their program for St. Pat's lVeek, and then went off on a date to the Tri-Delt house and left the boys waiting for him-because he's in love with two girls 1 and wants to be in love with a third. P1-uLLnf CASTLE, En Cnoim, I-Iuoo Seunnnu, and CHARLIE DUNNilJCCIlL1S6 they came buck to school this year with high hopes and new wives-because we envy them their nerve--because we question the unanimity of their high hopes now. ELMER RJCHAGEN-lJCCtlLlSE he can talk longer and say less than any other man X in school-because he likes to wise-crack in class-because he is editing the green sheet. BILL BIEYER-bCCH.llSC he flunked economics twice and is still attempting to get ll a grade in it-because he took three finals in Tech Scratch-because he's I1 civil and president of Pi Tau Signw after trying in turn the electrical and IllCCll11IllCil1 departments. l Frutrcs in 1'l!lCllllli.ltC Puor. H. M. BELDEN Mn. XVAL'1'E1i BIILLER Puor. I-I. W1 Hiumnn PROF. H. G. BROYVN The question of the hour, what it it? Page 57 f. sr v1..,':-,yi 9 AA 1 i 1, P ww L lJ Qui'-al i rn ' 'C pi' , X 'Y 5. Q-'fire' rj'

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Q' -r - 'ua .5 if i i ii R Q1 asf F f,E!.3f4sl a s. F' ' U1 nr 'H' 71 .as Ye Editor pleads guilty to a grave error in the assemibling of the USl121Illl'0l'li.U It is with deepest humility that we acknowledge the fact that we almost forgot our most illustrious fraternityg hence the obscure position in the book. Since the mem- bership roll is not open to the public we have had to obtain these names from vari- ous sources and we have no way of knowing if the list is complete. However, we are presenting to you the more conspicuous members with their qualifications for Secret Onery Fraternity. membership. Founded at the University of Missouri, September 13, 1927. Colors-Straw and Brown. G. lV. SCI-IMICK ................................ P1'esiclen.t It. L. BIILLER .............................. Vice-Presiclent J. B. VARNUM .............................. Scary-Trcas. GEOIILQE SCHMICKibCCZ1l1SC he's a power in the engine school-because he's listed as a senior when he has failed in each one of several attempts to get through math-because, by some unknown means, he finally got to be vice-president of the student body. Roman BIILLERTbCC11llSC he's a little bit better than the common herd-because of his success in politics-because he's president of an organization that hasn't even a roll. ' JOE XIARNUIVI'-lJCCZl11SC he's the Club treasurer and never gives us a rest from his eternal gripes about money-because he has ambitions for the Club presi- dency in the next election. A JERRY Enwixnos-because l1e's been here long enough to have graduated twiee-be- cause he is self-appointed critic of the faculty-because he got VVeinie told in Electrical Machinery last semester at his own expense-because he is a dancing instructor at the Jameson Academy. . MYRON STALKER1llCC3llSC he's an accomplice of Schmick's-because after he was defeated 160 to 80 in the spring election of councilman he got the job by appointment later-because he has managed to keep that job even this long. OTTO lbIEYER1bCC2ll1SC of his military bearing-because he is the best-dressed man in school-because he is always willing to help out a classmate in distress. JIIVIMIE HAMILV1'ON1bCCdLlSC heis getting through school this semester without studying-because his dad is VVeinie's friend and a power among the alumni -because he's in charge of the tea-because of his dates. Page 56 ,vga V I W W .,fa52'f'N - -' 'Ghz g2Bai11roc'Rff'4-l--A AFFVD -vi. ' or '4- K-1 at l 1 l U A 'K .' J a Mx, H 7L '.9'f-T

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r - -+---frnifriif ,fi'iic1v11i'ocii,fr?+i-wniggi LI F TED The loyal knights of the good King ASME sat abjeetly around the square- cornered round table. The men were sorely vexed. Their good king, acting on that im-pulse that lay dormant ill the heart of every knight, had ridden forth and captured from the gloomy study-hall of the evil Queen AAA, the Princess Louise, a maid of surpassing beauty. The act caused quite a stir among the ladies of, the Queen's Court, and they kept whispering about something being lifted. Now the good King ASME really forgot that he had called his knights together for their regular ale-quafiing, so he rode forward with his train to beg forgiveness. Across the murky Richmond moat he rode, leaving the Princess behind, and back to his own castle in Erin. Forgive and forget, said he, and from my adopted Court you, my knights, may take your St. Pat's dates. Grimly setting their jaws the knights rose as one man and with heavy boots assisted their king across tho moat. The act caused quite a murmur among the ladies of the Court of Queen AAA, and they kept whispering about something being lifted. . . REDI The nite was raw, The party rawerg I wish that I The town was dry And she was dryerg WVhite-mule was all A Had never sawer. That I could buyer. We were both stewed, VVc found a still, She was the stewederg Approached a stiller, I wisht to 'ell And bought a quart I'd never kncwder. Of Red Blues Killer. Someone must lose-- Now she was sick, I was the loser. But I was sicker, She eraved more hootch. So I laid oii' Could I refuser? This bootleg liquor. l i' They called it Splint, x fStirred with a splinterj, i And now she rests 'Where they don't have winter. X CThis effort is dedicated to all those who feel that they are eligible to compete for the honor, and is particularly reproduced for the benefit of those who dedicated the stadium so much last fall about every Saturday nightj 3 Page 58 aa, fa as i-JJDL ., S ?