University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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P1 1iHE:'iSHAAMB4O,QKj . - In Technical Vilriting Mr. Belden and several engineers were discussing a re- port on the flow of water in a stream in the South. Data had been tabulated, but there was a discrepancy in some of the values, which showed that some years the stream How was very small. Nearly everyone had off' ered some kind of a reason as to why it had occurred-suddenly McKay awoke from his daily nap and said, VVhere is the damn place anyway. Mr-. Belden immediately cleared his th1'oat and said, There is no dam on this riverf' There was a young lady from Hoboken, Who was engaged to a man named Soahem, She tripped on the stairs, Due to putting on airs, And her 1- promise was broken. He fjust an ordinary manj- VVho was the first radio fan ? She Cgifted with brilliancyj- Adam. H e- Why? She- He built a loud talker out of his spare parts. Any girl can be gay in a classy coupe, In a taxi they :all can be jolly, But the girl worth while, is the one who can smile' When yoa're taking her home in a trolley. A l- , Preacher fsolemnlyj- Rastus, do you take dis here woman for better or for Worse? Rastus- Parson, ah shoots it all. T H usband- That dress shows your back clear down to your waist. W ife- VVell, that's where my back stops. l It is understood that the political bosses are trying to persuade the farmer to raise more deaf chickens for highway consumption so that they will become wealth collecting damages. y Page sixty-eight

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