University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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1 :if f OFFICE SCRAPS Men have suspicions of two Ciassies of peopleg of a, man who wins too often at cards, and of a woman who is too consistently lucky in winning' men. Nowadays most love is made to the 'music' of the jazz orchestra, and who dis- agrees that it is just about as subtle. One of the boys tells us that the 'one' told him. that her German prof told her she would be able to perfect the art of correct articulation of those! awful vowels by either whistling or kissing-she is getting the vowels perfect, and he insists no one ever saw her lock herself irr her room and start Whistling. Some enterprising youth OH' ered the staff a parody on that far-famed selection Yes, We Have No Bananasf but we had to put him out of the office before Maxwelll committed homicide. Many promises are only implied, but is a date an implication? Make every foot of air space pay you rent, develop a line. n - Some of our most efficient daters practice economy without sacrifice, they go to Stephens. A career is sometimes born, but it is only concentrated efort that makes a success. Page sixty 1

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4' et' JUST ABOUT LEAP YEAR The hardest part of life as the ages fly swiftly by is the thought that this one year of many is dependent upon the efforts of the wvomen to make it a live and snappy one. Some of the girls really look forward to it, many of them with hopes of happiness leaping high, in spite of past difficulties, while others are anticipating the added thrill they know is bound to come because of their emancipation. After all, and considering their backward ways, some fellows deserve to be proposed to, just to see how it goes, but in spite of the fact that leap year is only one in four, that insidious porch hammock swings through them all. This is the year of-the ayes and nays, the year when the soft-haired fairy queens are debating with themselveslshall we, should we, can we, will we propose to the man of our hearts' desire. Men show pretty plainly whom they like and don't like, why can't the girls? VVhen a man gets a NO for an answer, he isn't under a cloud of disgrace for the rest of his life. His heart may be a bit cracked-but not his vanity-and he usually comes out from his eclipse before you miss him, bright and shining and looking for whom he may propose to-as before. Still the girl who likes to be given the 'house' rather than give it, says, since he pretty well knows who loves him and who loves him not-why not have the perfect joy of being hunted up and asked, and give him the ecstasy of doing it. h She goes on to say, 'ilf I should bend the knee, and softly ask some Adam per- son to be mine, and he should decide that he didnlt need me-but that he would just like to be a brother to me! VVell, I would never feel like the same dear girl after that. So we have decided that neither should let a sun go down wtith. that proposal unsaid. Page fifty-nine

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