University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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. Q Slliifock A MORNING IN GRAPHQIC right? All right. Marks in his book: STATICS. HYde- NOW men, we have a parabolic truss. I have drawn it on the board, Now, taking the pointer, at these points we have loads of 3 kips. I want you to make stress diagrams removing three kips each time. No, we won't fin- ish that last exercise, so get out a fresh sheet. Time counts, but accuracy counts a great deal more. The man who gets through in a hurry and only has half of his work correct will not get as much as the man who takes the whole period and gets it all right. Now don,t, see- ing one of the fellows starting, start yet. You must all start at the same timef' Takes out his watch, Go. Mr. Hubbard, don't converse with Mr. Gray. He probably doesnit know any more than you. You are liable to get the wrong impression. Hubbard- Gray and I were not con! versing about the problem. I only asked him for an eraser, Hyde- I think it is best for every man to have his own materials and tools. Mr, Marsh, you say that you can't get that problem? Well it would be a good idea for you to look in the book- no, I mean outside of class-it contains a great deal of valuable information. Marsh- Yes, but it is like getting blood out of a turnipf' ' VHyde- Ask me any questions you Want to about the problem! it gives me a better idea how to grade YOU- Each question counts off of your grade. just a minute, Mr. Turner, there are others before you. ' Mr. Golladay, S0 You are through, Are you sure that you are Eighty-Nine 5. Golladayg 9:3o:59M. No. questions asked: 2. - Classified Ads Qccaeecc::::::::::::::::::4p::::o WANTED-At once, a good reliable stopwatch operator and timekeeper to act as an assistant in Graphic.Statics. Must be able to furnish references and be a self-made man. No other need ap- ply. A. Lincoln Hyde. otczvcoaz:1q::::::l:::o:::::::::::::: WANTED-Microscopic attachment equipped with oil immersion lens and micrometer adjustment for my Baby Grand slip-stick. One operating on A. C. preferred. A. C. Lanier. 4g::::c::::::::::::::::::::::.:::: WANTED-By students in Roddy's classes: A slow speed-indicator. Must register speeds between o-.or with an accuracy of not less than .or per cent. :::::o:::p:::::::::o:::::m::::::: Are you drowsy and inefficient? Does the performing of small duties tire you? TAKE SPEEDINE -Banishes that tired feeling. Imbues you with energy. Tunes you up for high speed work. HSPEEDINEH is indorsed by M. P. Weinbach, A. L. Westcott, T. 1. Rod- house and many other men 'of note. Write for free booklet today. - -:::oo:::::::::::: :::o::a::::QQ Learn at home. In a few minutes daily I will teach you how to permutate and expedite your computations correct to seven decimal places. ' Bugs Wharton, care Hetzler Bros. 4' I

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mfg iw 'Siigggock is turned into glycogen which is stored up in my brain and in the muscles of my arm. When I slide the book, some of the glycogen of my brain is oxidized sending a motor impulse to cause an oxidization of glycogen in my ,arm which in turn slides the book, trans- forming the energy caused by friction into heat. The heat escapes through the open window out of the room, warming up the atmosphere of Columbia, and the workmen take off their overcoatsf' Hubbard- Some bacon! ! ! if PF +14 Allgeier wanted to run his thesis on Stephen's College power plant, but A, C. thought that factor being too never constant. besides the diversity great, the load was Walker- How your girlis name is Cecil? that's a boy's name. - Cox- Well, I've been figuring on changing it. ' does it happen that -ilil A LECTURE. By H. W. Hfbbard. .i I, as a mechanical engineer, which I think I am, that is I am considered as being a successful man and a scientific engineer, don't know what I would do in such a case, that is I don't think I do. I once, while I was with the Lehigh Valley, just after my trip to Europe in 1892, being sent there by the Pennsyl- vania to study the Mannesmann process, that is, I think that I was sent there for that purpose, while 83,000,000 worth of my compound locomotives were under construction, had such a case come be- fore me. I think that after listening to Karapetoff playing on 'my piano in my private residence, I decided to do that' thing, that is I am pretty certain I did, still I am not sure, so I will look it up in Kent. Mr.--just what was I thinking about while Karapetoff was playing my piano in my private resi- dence? I know this, however, that if I did do that thing, I used chrome nickel vanadium steel, heat treated to the sor- bitic condition at about 1200 Cawnti- grade, that is, I have an idea that it was either gammar or betar iron. I very likely first studied the microscopic structure according to the Roberts Aus- ten diagram in my new Encyclopedia Brittanica, eleventh edition, page 1140, six inches from the bottom, where I have made marginal annotations accord- ing to my own practical experience. Now if you are wise men you will do the same, for I do it. This was a great aid to me while a student at Brown, for then I fought a duel with Edwin Booth the great actor-shortly after I left Brown on account of bad health caused by examinations-on the stage of the local theater, wherein I was disarmed much to my discomiiture, 'since I was a very noted fencer and could have won the duel with ease if only I had had a chrome nickel vanadium heat treated steel foil according, to the specifications of the American Society of Automobile engineers, and approved by myself. This was the cause of my putting a gear of like microscopic texture in my new ex- perimental lathe. At the next meeting, you will be prepared on Chapter 9. Are there any questions, as to the lesson to- day? I think that I have explained it very fullyf, Eighty-Eight

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