University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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mfg iw 'Siigggock is turned into glycogen which is stored up in my brain and in the muscles of my arm. When I slide the book, some of the glycogen of my brain is oxidized sending a motor impulse to cause an oxidization of glycogen in my ,arm which in turn slides the book, trans- forming the energy caused by friction into heat. The heat escapes through the open window out of the room, warming up the atmosphere of Columbia, and the workmen take off their overcoatsf' Hubbard- Some bacon! ! ! if PF +14 Allgeier wanted to run his thesis on Stephen's College power plant, but A, C. thought that factor being too never constant. besides the diversity great, the load was Walker- How your girlis name is Cecil? that's a boy's name. - Cox- Well, I've been figuring on changing it. ' does it happen that -ilil A LECTURE. By H. W. Hfbbard. .i I, as a mechanical engineer, which I think I am, that is I am considered as being a successful man and a scientific engineer, don't know what I would do in such a case, that is I don't think I do. I once, while I was with the Lehigh Valley, just after my trip to Europe in 1892, being sent there by the Pennsyl- vania to study the Mannesmann process, that is, I think that I was sent there for that purpose, while 83,000,000 worth of my compound locomotives were under construction, had such a case come be- fore me. I think that after listening to Karapetoff playing on 'my piano in my private residence, I decided to do that' thing, that is I am pretty certain I did, still I am not sure, so I will look it up in Kent. Mr.--just what was I thinking about while Karapetoff was playing my piano in my private resi- dence? I know this, however, that if I did do that thing, I used chrome nickel vanadium steel, heat treated to the sor- bitic condition at about 1200 Cawnti- grade, that is, I have an idea that it was either gammar or betar iron. I very likely first studied the microscopic structure according to the Roberts Aus- ten diagram in my new Encyclopedia Brittanica, eleventh edition, page 1140, six inches from the bottom, where I have made marginal annotations accord- ing to my own practical experience. Now if you are wise men you will do the same, for I do it. This was a great aid to me while a student at Brown, for then I fought a duel with Edwin Booth the great actor-shortly after I left Brown on account of bad health caused by examinations-on the stage of the local theater, wherein I was disarmed much to my discomiiture, 'since I was a very noted fencer and could have won the duel with ease if only I had had a chrome nickel vanadium heat treated steel foil according, to the specifications of the American Society of Automobile engineers, and approved by myself. This was the cause of my putting a gear of like microscopic texture in my new ex- perimental lathe. At the next meeting, you will be prepared on Chapter 9. Are there any questions, as to the lesson to- day? I think that I have explained it very fullyf, Eighty-Eight

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1916 Platt discusses ages with Burger in design class and seriously contends that he is the oldest. Platt- How old are you, Burger?', Burger- Soon be 23. Platt- Shoot! I was some punkins when I was your age. PBPBPX4 Vlfeine, Qin Generation and Distribu- tionsj-i'Tague your feedt down, Strod- der. I wandt to talgk to you and I candt see youf' The only way Weine could recognize the men that were talking Generation and Distribution last semester was by looking at their feet. That was all he saw of them during class. PX4 P14 PX1 Bug- When, Gertie goes to Chicago will Wattmeter? Knutt- I don't think that he will un- less something happens to transformer looks. G , PI4 P14 PB A cute little thing was beingshown through the locomotive works. She fpointingj- What is that thing over there? Engineer-2'Oh! That is an engine boiler. She- They boil engines! Why do they boil them? i Engineer- To make the engine ten- der. 'If H P14 Why not have the Powers That Be provide Morris chairs for the engineers to recline in during morning inspection. We are sure that they would be appre- ciated. ' - P14 P14 PI' Hortense Francis Maj01', Dean of ffhe Campus buck Brush, and who during Eighty-Seven the process of some of his experimental work incidentally built the cross walk in the rear of Academic Hall, must have designed it for the boiler room of Hell, judging from the color of the concrete and the excessive width of the expan- sion joints, crossing the Walk at about every twelve feet. if P14 my Roddy- What is the significance of -43s?', , Toad- The weight of an inch cube of water one foot high. P14 P14 P14 Student to Prof- Professor, some- thing has been worrying me, I can't iig- ure it out. Prof- Well what is it? Maybe we can solve it. ' Student- Do 'they get steel wool from a hydraulic ram? Profane silence preparatory to storm, hasty exit of student. P14 P14 P14 Student Cin General Mathj- Phase is the angle passed through before time begins to count. P14 P14 PI4 Hot Wad is the best known ineffec- tive smoke consumer and preventer in the M. E. Dept. His -theories are based on the fact that a conflagration could not possibly result from smoking in an of- fice, but can readily be the direct cause, resulting from corridor smoking, be- cause it is a university ruling. Ask Boll. 'If if 1+ Hot Wad- Mr, Hubbard, what be- comes of the energy from the bacon that I ate three days ago for breakfast, if I slide this book across the table today? Hubbard- I don't knowf' . ' Hot Wad- The energy in the bacon

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. Q Slliifock A MORNING IN GRAPHQIC right? All right. Marks in his book: STATICS. HYde- NOW men, we have a parabolic truss. I have drawn it on the board, Now, taking the pointer, at these points we have loads of 3 kips. I want you to make stress diagrams removing three kips each time. No, we won't fin- ish that last exercise, so get out a fresh sheet. Time counts, but accuracy counts a great deal more. The man who gets through in a hurry and only has half of his work correct will not get as much as the man who takes the whole period and gets it all right. Now don,t, see- ing one of the fellows starting, start yet. You must all start at the same timef' Takes out his watch, Go. Mr. Hubbard, don't converse with Mr. Gray. He probably doesnit know any more than you. You are liable to get the wrong impression. Hubbard- Gray and I were not con! versing about the problem. I only asked him for an eraser, Hyde- I think it is best for every man to have his own materials and tools. Mr, Marsh, you say that you can't get that problem? Well it would be a good idea for you to look in the book- no, I mean outside of class-it contains a great deal of valuable information. Marsh- Yes, but it is like getting blood out of a turnipf' ' VHyde- Ask me any questions you Want to about the problem! it gives me a better idea how to grade YOU- Each question counts off of your grade. just a minute, Mr. Turner, there are others before you. ' Mr. Golladay, S0 You are through, Are you sure that you are Eighty-Nine 5. Golladayg 9:3o:59M. No. questions asked: 2. - Classified Ads Qccaeecc::::::::::::::::::4p::::o WANTED-At once, a good reliable stopwatch operator and timekeeper to act as an assistant in Graphic.Statics. Must be able to furnish references and be a self-made man. No other need ap- ply. A. Lincoln Hyde. otczvcoaz:1q::::::l:::o:::::::::::::: WANTED-Microscopic attachment equipped with oil immersion lens and micrometer adjustment for my Baby Grand slip-stick. One operating on A. C. preferred. A. C. Lanier. 4g::::c::::::::::::::::::::::.:::: WANTED-By students in Roddy's classes: A slow speed-indicator. Must register speeds between o-.or with an accuracy of not less than .or per cent. :::::o:::p:::::::::o:::::m::::::: Are you drowsy and inefficient? Does the performing of small duties tire you? TAKE SPEEDINE -Banishes that tired feeling. Imbues you with energy. Tunes you up for high speed work. HSPEEDINEH is indorsed by M. P. Weinbach, A. L. Westcott, T. 1. Rod- house and many other men 'of note. Write for free booklet today. - -:::oo:::::::::::: :::o::a::::QQ Learn at home. In a few minutes daily I will teach you how to permutate and expedite your computations correct to seven decimal places. ' Bugs Wharton, care Hetzler Bros. 4' I