University of Missouri College of Engineering - Shamrock Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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ln' PART II. T The Next World T Now this is the fate of surveyors, who love their beerbtoo well, They must do their work in Hades, surveying the bounds of hell, . They must blaze their trail through the darkness, they must run the Line of Regret, ' ' Till the Hubs of Hell are planted well, and the Devil's Corner set. And this is the fate of the Draughtsman, a -red hot compass and pen And a red hot clraughting table, for ever 'and ever. Amen. He must draw the Things as he sees It, with a Flag on every Hub, Till a white hot print of the Bounds of Hell is passed by Beegelbub. And the Picketmen and Chainmen must set a witness stake, Well squared and truly numbered, in the midst of the Burning Lake They must drag the chain forever, and .measure every lot Through bush that burns but never wastes, and swamp that's always hot. And the Cook who cooked their dinner, oh! what shall be his fate? Shall he stand beside the furnace door, and fill a fiery plate? Oh, no, he shall stand in the corner, away from- the furnace heat. He had it hot on the cook car, so now he shall cool his feet. For surveyors and all their outfit are sinners ,beyond recall, They hold no law but the law of might, which gives to the mightiest all. So he who has learned his lesson, who has served his year and a day May sin to the full of his heart's content, and none shall say him lNlay. But the Devil stands in the Gates of Hell, to see who each may be, When an O. L. S. is sighted, he rubs his hands with glee, He calls aloud to his stokers, Ha, stoke the furnace- Wejj Here's another surveyor coming along, we must make him ,hot in hellf' ll 1 3 'l 6

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, . J-Ae.-- Be . 1 - ' sfzigggock 5 . JOE A. DUNN, 1916 . r ' Gets by on his innocent looles. Spend: most of'his time trying - to live down his past. X . 1 1 . S . 1 F. W. FLOYD, 1916 1 Admits he has a girl, ' 1 But doesn't care who knows it. 51 1.1 ra 1 THOMAS M. CAPP, 1916 , Held devotional services in the Bridge room, one memorable Sunday afternoon, with A. Hincoln Lyde, 3 Our hand ball expert. .1 I 1, ,. 1 D. N. BURRUSS, 1916 Always Qicks on .Mets as a target . 'lUllE7l,llv? ban get hold of an eraser. 51 I. gil? 1 I 1 , , . 1 1 lg - . N 1 -1 Q1 1 .1 1 , A. I-I. KISTENMACHER, 1916 1 Lives up to his scientific management 1 rules. Lowes more profs than another 1 man in school. 1 A Y' O. J. EIDMANN, 1916 W Gets sick every fall so that he can SPend a 'week in the hospital and meet the new nurses. 1 nights of St. patrick - Shelbyville, Mo, C. E. Society Mlarm, Okla. Tau Beta Pi C. E. Society lrpropsn St. Joseph, Mo. C. E. Saczexg Baseball, '13, '14, '15 St. Louis, Mo. Student Council C. E. Society A e Beta- Theta Pi' ' Dane' St. Louis, Mo. C. E. 505198 Washlngton, Ma I. 0. S. C. E. Sociffi Erzgzmnvs' CM '1'llil'U SiS