University of Minnesota - Gopher Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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members. Almon G. Atwood, .....,.. Minneapolis He loved us, but he moved away. Claude P. Banning, .......... Winnipeg, Man. God save the Queen. Sydney E. Bennion, ........ Litchfield None could swing the sledge like he.' john E. Burgan, ........ Alexandria A man with a good healthy laugh is to be envied. ,William H. Card, .... - .... Minneapolis Ani I a king, or am I a ten-spot ? Charles A. Couplin, .......... . St. Peter He came from the home of 'Peter the Saint,' But he'1l never go there any more. Myron E. Curtis, .......... . Minneapolis Rawthaw lengthy, doncher know. Eugene C. Fischer, ............ Waseca Barber, please invigorate the follicles on my labialis superioris with a little hair restorer. Charles H. Godward, .......... Elbow Lake Not a drop oi' sluggard blood Howeth in his veins. Milton -I. Hardy, ......... . . . Austin A man calculated to stand the hardships of a 'lar northern climate. john R. Hollister, ........... Toniah,Wis. King Rudolph-a man with a purpose. John Jeffers, . . ........... Glenwood His right arm is not atrophied, but it has often gone to waist. john R. Lawton, ............. St. Paul A truly practical man. Fred C. Miller, .......... Hammond, Wis. Our basso profundo, de catcho, O hol ho l Chris Newhouse, ....,....... Minneapolis A veritable Christopher Columbo. Rolf J. Olson, . . . . . . . . . . . . St. Ansgar, Ia. He never raised his voice in wrath g he never tore his hair. Fred W. Prail, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Waseca Another ease of missed calling-he should be an impersonatorf' VValter S. Rhame, . . . . . . . . . . . Minneapolis Get married, boys, get married, you will live longer. 30

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you expect to see? to which came the reply, l see the man who wants to be a doctor. 1 Because of the great learning and high honor of this noble, many were envious? And they likewise learned of one who dwelt near the Circus Maximus, and who did many mysterious things. He was to instruct them in the lore of greater troehanters and of external and internal layers oi' superficial fascia. I-le was also wont to A describe the sphenoid bone in four wordsf' , But space and time forbid the relation of all they did, and I ,, the wonderful mysteries theyeneountered. For at length came , X the time, when for a brief period, they might lay aside their A ' cares and wend their way around this mundane sphere in the ,Nl ,Q pursuit of pleasure. At last came the time of their return, and ,sm ug Q , ' when roll call was called 4 certain were found absent,having 333 rig,-,fi hied themselves to fresh pastures beside cool waters-for one , Yi as Q A '- had wandered to the Windy City, another even to the city of K '1'll'-yin W 1 Bourbon. Another poor unfortunate, tired of freshman life, sank into sucl1 deep obscurity, that he was as one lost. Among the illustrious patriarchs whose names shall go down to posterity, was the diseoverer of pigment cells in pig iron, also the two mighty nimrodss who were wont to hunt the wary amphioxis on the shores ol' Lake Mendoza,where the mermaids and K sirens, clad in bathing suits clisported themselves 1 on warm summer evenings. Also there were two X7 1 1 A 'Y who were bright and shining lights in the his- by f f' to1'y of their class, one of whom dwelt in a land 4 I ,fjlli A north of the Father of Waters, while the other so- ! journed in the city of Minne. Another, and verily he had a whisker,1 was accustomed to come every :T Q, ,,,,g, morning from the Saintly City, from whence came u 5W 1P ' fer 'l ff 's' also the little class maseot.1 1 Another came even from the cold and frozen 11orth, from the city of Winne-shoe-nail, and was most assuredly a blue nose. By virtue of the fact that they had previous knowledge, this little band was instructed in action ofelemcnts, and made many surprising compounds. Unfortunately, howevah 12 much squamous epithelium was destroyed. Four times every moon, they journeyed into a waste and barren land, where staphy- lococei, pyrogenei,'i' and hemmoraghic infaretions dwelt, - and there they studied the lile and growth ol' these strange , monsters. But here this wonderful tale must be brought to gli an extremity, but before so doing, let the eareworn histori- fi? cal committee propose a toast--Success and Good Fortune I to the Dental Class of '08. N, ? ,wi Ngffffvvf 'klvniiliffgen v 7 uw- . References: 1 Ask Schwartz, '90, Medic, about that. 2 ???? 3 D. T.S. B.-All rights reserved. 4 E. H. Shibley-sole Patentee. 'HK 5 He should have gone to Milwaukee. 6 We are not certain but we think brothers must have married. 7 Bennion does not claim full credit for this. 8 When we saw them they looked more like fishing rods. 9 Hollister blew through his whiskers -Card through a eornet. 10 John Lawton does not believe in removing a tariff from wool. 11 G. F. Stone,of' course. 12 Dr. Bell isn't to be blamed. 13 Call at Dr. I-Iartzell's otliee for further information. Our supply of words has run out. 29 llllvily hx 1.1.44 wl.1-nuff

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1. R. J. Olson. 2. F. C. Millar. 8. E. C. Fischer. 4-. F. W. Prnil. 5. A. G. Atwood. 6. S. E. Bcnnion. 7. E. A. Wright. 8. C. P. Banning. 9. E. J. Van Bronkhurlt. 10. J. N. llollistcr. Q...