University of Michigan Medical and Nursing School - Aequanimitas Yearbook (Ann Arbor, MI)

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-?-- Scfgpst NOTICE CH EMISTS A new element-llioman. Symbol-No. A memher of the human family. Occurrence-Can he found wherever man exists: seldom occurs in the free or native state. Quality depends upon the state in which it is found lYith the exception of Massachusetts. the comhined state is preferred. Physical properties-.Xll sizes and colors. fxlways appears in disguised con- dition. Surface of face seldom unprotected hy coating of paint or film of powder. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any moment. llowever. it melts when treated properly. Yery hitter if not used correctly. Chemical Iiropertiesslfxtremely active. l'ossesses a great affinity for gold. silver. platinum and precious stones of any kind. Yiolent reaction when left alone hy men. .-Xhility to ahsorh all kinds of expensive foods at any time, l'nflissolved hy liquids. hut activity' greatly increased when saturated with spirit solutions. Turns green when placed next to a hetter example. .Xges very rapidly. Fresh variety has had great magnetic powers. LAL llUX-Highly explosive and apt In heconie dangerous in inexperienced hands. TTl,l... li. lfleimonen had informed the ticket agent that she wanted a herlh. Agent: Upper or lower? Heiney: XYhat's the difference? Agent: .-X difference of fifty cents in this case. The lower is higher than the upper. The higher price is for the lower. It you want a lower. youll l1HV6 to go higher. We sell the upper lower than the lower. Host people dont like the upper although it is lower on account of heing higher. XX hen you occupy an upper you have to get up to go to hed and get down to get up. Xou can haue the lower if you pay higher. The upper is lower than the lower hecause it is higher. lf you are willing to go higher, it will he lower as the higher is lower than the- By this time Elizabeth was in coma. l-1 - M. Mantell: Say, would you like to see something swell? B.Mayhew: Yes. Xlliat? H. Mantell: Drop some beans in water and watch them. . -O The Hootblack: Light or dark, sir? Absent-minded Professor: l'm not particular, hut please don't give me the neck. -.i..L.-O. - U You can lead a horse to water, hut you can't make lnm drink: You can lead a probe to class room. hut you can't make her think. . -lo-lil Goliath fto Davidl: Come on and hght. David: just wait until I get a little hofullder.

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