University of Miami - Ibis Yearbook (Coral Gables, FL)

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And there they gathered, dressed in their most formal attire. Hundreds and hundreds, each awaiting their names to be called. The master of ceremonies picked up yet another golden trophy. As it reflected the light, it formed a bright star shaped figure on the wall. Another name filled the air. Up walked Ludwig Van Beethoven. Proudly he buttoned his black tuxedo and headed towards the podium. The trophy read: For your magnificient contribution to music which you introduced in the nineteenth century and which has survived unto the present day. Mr. Beethoven replied with a simple Thank you. Nervously, Michaelangelo, Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, Christopher Columbus, Karl Marx, Napolean Bonaparte, Madame Curie, Leonardo de Vinci, John Doe and others waited for their awards in their respective fields. One by one each great contributor left repeating the simple, Thank you . Finally John Doe was called to the front. As he gazed at the enormous, highly decorated stage, a feeling of pride swamped him. The man handed Mr. Doe the huge trophy. We would like to award you for your growth and accomplishment as a UM student in 1978. John Doe smiled and responded, Thank you . OPENING 5