University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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T I I e 1 lowed by hot pumpkin pie. With a sigh, perhaps because we can hold no more, we get up and go into the sitting room and remain till mother and big -sis get through Then we all go into the par- evening is spent singing, with if less melody, those old-fash- of yore, interspersed with the K. C., such as: 'tDid'nt He the dishes. lor and the much vigor ioned songs latest from Ramble, Making Eyes, You Will Have to Transfer, Mr. Johnson, Shame on You, etc., which are rendered by my- self. After two hours of this we retire. Very strange it is, not to hear the harsh rasping voice of the pater in the early morning, sounding up through the cold hall that has received no heat Cwaves of molecular vibration-J since the humid Au- gust days, calling me to Clit up now and git the feedin' done. Only the faint sounds of the oven door slamming in the kitchen, where the mater and elder s-is- ter thrash about to get hot biscuits for me for breakfast. Occasionally the plain- tive bawling of a calf, that the younger brother, like myself in days not far re- m-oved, has left out in the pasture all night to bed upon the beautiful snow. At last with a feeling that I am doing my family a great fav-or, I get up, dress and saunter down to the dining room, or kitchen rath- er, as they are eating in the kitchen now since I went away to study medicine. So it is everywhere, we are treated as though we were just a little bit out of the ordi- nary-and in truth, we are! get off to myself and ask if I can then as if it just has no other en- gagement. Full well I knew she had been expecting this very same message since early in the morning. For when sister called up t'The Girls' mother to ask about the amount of spice to put in the sausage Calthough there wasn't a fat hog on the placel, and incidentally men- tioned the fact that I was at home. Well, of course, I get the date and go over at seven thirty to stay until ten, which ac- And in the afternoon I and call up The Girl, make a date for tonight, occurred to me, if she cording to the custom is leaving time, only I, the favored one, may stay till ten thirty. During the evening the high col- lar and latest style necktie, the wonder of the community cause me no slight amount of trouble. Of course, I am consulted about all the ailments of the neighborhood and asked to diagnose differently from ine res-ident M, D., which I ,readily do, poor f-ool! And don't fail to criticise him for gross mistakes, which I very loquaci-ously remedy. Well, it is soon all over and I come back to U. M. C. to enter upon my arduous duties. Our Advertisers Are w-orthy your patronage and con- fidence. They have helped to make the Sca1pel possible, now- SHOW THEM THAT A MEDIC IS A GOOD FELLOW. Tel. Home Main 2781 Tel. Bell Grand 1392 sNoDGRAss DRUG CO. Manufacturing Pharmacists and Dealers in Surgical, Dental and Veterinary In- struments l'lospital Supplies, Rubber Goods, and Plwsicians' Supplies in General 1118 Grand Ave. Kansas City, U. S. A.

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There is as yet little data as to just how long an individual can live without a stomach, neither is there, as to how long he may live with one. Statistics concerning both conditions will appear early in 1910 in the Annals of Police Surgery by Drs Bates Lane and Hyndls of Kansas City, Mo. The motto of these famous surgeons is lndicated in the following: Le-t us, then, be up and cutting, With an eye to every curve, Tho the appendix keeps on butting And the knife should chance to swerve Other cutting bouts have taught us How to play this little game, So we feel that those who've sought us Still may live to bless our name. llli-.ii- Why is it, Mr. Osborne, Said Dr. McKillip one day, As he quizied on diagnosis In hi-s own peculiar way, Why do y-ou never have pneumonia ln the middle lobe on left hand side? I don't know, really, doctor, Said C. D., yawning wide. Because there is no middle lobe l In the aforesaid lung. And C. D. sadly hung his head And murmured gently, stung!