University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Dr. Henderson: 'fWhere is the external abdominal ring? Riddler: In Scarpas triangle. Mrs. Adams: f'Do you believe that cures can be effected by the laying on of hands?', Mrs. Bates: Most certainly. I cured my son Carl of the cigarette habit by that method. Dr. Milton left the usual sign on his door, Will be back at four o'clock. He was chagrined, on returning to find that some wag had added, What for? Dr. Miller: What preparation of digitalis would you use for hypodermic medi cation?,' Porter: The infusion. Dr. M.: Why? P.: Because it is an aqueous -solution. Dr. Cordier: What size cat-gut would you use for the peritoneum? Mudd: 'iChromicized. l- Dr. Jackson: What are some -of the physical signs of aneuri-sm? S. D. Anderson: Well, on auscultation you hear a brewery? Dr. Zwart: When is the alcoholic headache the worst? McKay: In the morning. Dr. James: Give the symptoms of diphtheria. Swann: Anorexia and rigor mortisf' n-4 Dr. Conover: Why is it that chronic pleurisy occurs in old people?,' R. A. Stewart Cafter deep meditationlz Because it takes a long time for it to develop. Dr. Wheeler: Who was the founder of medicine? Beebe tex-homeopathistb: Catherine de Medici. Dr. Frankenburger fin the nurses' lecturel: Give me -an example of incompati- bility. Miss Bray: 'fDr. Pond and Miss Forrester. King Cas the class was discussing a wet or dry banquetbz f'Well, now you fellows can do just as you please, but I don't want to be around where that goldurn -stuff is. Gilliland says he is going to try a hair restorer on his face, as the beard only comes in patches. Kidd fwriting homey: Tell the folks not to send me a bath robe for Christmas. Kilpatrick took ia bath in one last night and says it was not at all comfortable. Dr. Jeff Hayward of Kansas City, West Side, was found in an unconscious con- tion on the streets of Independence, Mo., late Saturday night. Dr. James Brown, who resuscitated him, states that Dr. Hayward had taken a half ounce of hydrogen monoxide

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-n 4,44 I N Qlhargv nf the Qbuigg Erigahe With Apologies to the Shade of Tennyson. This poem is respectfully dedicated to the present senior class, and was inspired by results of their last year's work. I. Half an hour, half an hour Half an hour onward. All in the smoke of exams Ride the half hundred. Forward the quizz brigade Charge for a grade, they said, Into the hell of exams Rode the half hundred. II. Forward the quizz brigade, Was there a man dismayed? Many there were appalled. Who had missed out or stalled. That was their reason why, They went to ride or die. So into the week of exams, Rode armed the half hundred. III. Wheeler to right of them Langsdale to left of them Morrow in front of them Admonished and thundered. Charged on with board and chalk Nobly they stood the shock Warned that they mustn't talk Within that awful den V IV. Flashed they their ponies there Whispers' soon filled the air. Boldly a man would lend A helping quizz compend, To his weakened brother. What if Hill could see That small epitome Straddling a junior's knee. All the class wondered. V. Burkhardt to right of them Roberts to left of them Sutton in front of them, Cautioned and thundered. Watched o'er with eagle eyes, Dauntless the squad defies The Profs to devise Why none had blundered. Then out from the medics hell Came those who rode so well, Nervy half hundred. VI. When can their glory fade O, the high grades they made. All the school wondered. Honor the ride they made, Honor the quizz brigade, Noble half hundred. Fought the half hundred. -J. F. N.. L Q 1 J I I f s I . i i ii L il l, 9 eb .e4,,f,.- i V 5 +-