University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Dr. Henderson: 'fWhere is the external abdominal ring? Riddler: In Scarpas triangle. Mrs. Adams: f'Do you believe that cures can be effected by the laying on of hands?', Mrs. Bates: Most certainly. I cured my son Carl of the cigarette habit by that method. Dr. Milton left the usual sign on his door, Will be back at four o'clock. He was chagrined, on returning to find that some wag had added, What for? Dr. Miller: What preparation of digitalis would you use for hypodermic medi cation?,' Porter: The infusion. Dr. M.: Why? P.: Because it is an aqueous -solution. Dr. Cordier: What size cat-gut would you use for the peritoneum? Mudd: 'iChromicized. l- Dr. Jackson: What are some -of the physical signs of aneuri-sm? S. D. Anderson: Well, on auscultation you hear a brewery? Dr. Zwart: When is the alcoholic headache the worst? McKay: In the morning. Dr. James: Give the symptoms of diphtheria. Swann: Anorexia and rigor mortisf' n-4 Dr. Conover: Why is it that chronic pleurisy occurs in old people?,' R. A. Stewart Cafter deep meditationlz Because it takes a long time for it to develop. Dr. Wheeler: Who was the founder of medicine? Beebe tex-homeopathistb: Catherine de Medici. Dr. Frankenburger fin the nurses' lecturel: Give me -an example of incompati- bility. Miss Bray: 'fDr. Pond and Miss Forrester. King Cas the class was discussing a wet or dry banquetbz f'Well, now you fellows can do just as you please, but I don't want to be around where that goldurn -stuff is. Gilliland says he is going to try a hair restorer on his face, as the beard only comes in patches. Kidd fwriting homey: Tell the folks not to send me a bath robe for Christmas. Kilpatrick took ia bath in one last night and says it was not at all comfortable. Dr. Jeff Hayward of Kansas City, West Side, was found in an unconscious con- tion on the streets of Independence, Mo., late Saturday night. Dr. James Brown, who resuscitated him, states that Dr. Hayward had taken a half ounce of hydrogen monoxide

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