University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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611255 mlm Saga 'Em Bailg Iridectomy? VVhat do you think about it, Mr. Andrews? T-f-y. Brethren, twenty-five years ago I s-at on the benches 'with Horatio C. Wood and listened to the brilliant Da Costa. I knew Potter, too-he didn't know muchli' Wh-r. I am going to talk to you today about heart sounds. You don't know a darn thing about them and neither do If' McK-l-p. 'fNow, gentlemen, speaking of strictures, in all of these cases remember this one point-and so on and so forthf' R-b-ts. My deah young gentlemen, there is not one of you but what I love as much as if you were my own flaxen haired boy. J-m-s. Put on a Buckis extension! How much weight? Enough! M-r-w. When I was down in Mexico practicing among the greasersf' F-n-b-g-r. I am talking to you modern doctors-you of the Twentieth Century. P-n-t-n. Positively the last notice: Call at the office before entering the examination rooms! L-g-n. You can distinguish it, Mr. Andrews, by the odor, color and taste. Now do you understand, sir?,' C-n-V-r. Know your own limitations! ilmagine the gesturesj. P-n-t-n. Now, gentlemen, when I call this roll, kind-ly remember your own name. ' K-n-k-y. Being ambidexterous, I sit at the head of the patient and operate on the left eye with the left hand and the right eye with the right hand. T-f-y. 51.1. Patient died promptly. Present ad-dress not known. H-r-z-r. Mr. Beebe: In case we were called out on a staff call and encountered a p. p. hemorrhage, what should We do? Dr. Burkhart: UGrab the U- with both hands and run for the telephone. ,...14 Dr. Hill: t'Wh1at structures pass through the external abdominal ring? Hynds: Poupart's ligament.

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I won and hurried away from friends and dear one-s on a honeymoon that apparently was full, yet quite dry.. Many a lad grieved for his lost Lanoref' Quoth the specter, never- m-oref' Far greater were the number of Evangelines Who were wrent asunder from their lover and cast out in the darkness of the night amid the turbulency of the break- erst' and white caps. With many a freak and frolic, singing songs of good old col- , lege days, shouting verse and lingos to dear old U. M. C., and after restoring their cap- J tives from bondage, With good-bye squeezes, warm hand-shakes, and merry ha, ha, they Q drew their garments more closely about them and faded away into pleasant dreams. I J. R. W. I I ,. y .,.. .1 -ffnf p Q 'fl f a, Q iw' Q xiii.. X Ji - msu E f ' f I X 6 N r P S ' elf' X x f x ,I uwzr 8 S . X 8' 1 i 1 f 5 Z 5- ' 1 1 9 rv I fu' if 'rf .T I .rj 5. . us.. N f f r I X J i t X f . ....efap t. . I - ,ls X f Qipf X , X :fi f y I ,ff f X 111327. I u ' 7 7ff?7fff .... . t t 'a 'L' '27 -. 7-. IVV' tif ? L - f' - .... A A warning, Here you see a stack of bones- But in Cramming UD for Chelffistfy' A skeleton it is- He burned the midnight oil, I It used to be a Sophomore And here We have the .net reSL111lS Before the final quiz. Of all his fruitless toil. I I I I I J -A I

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