University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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, 4 I w it 1. fa Qt 11' if fir af' I 1 ii. I fllivhira' zllilnihvr 16111152 .T .rx Sing a song of Pathology, our heads are in a whirl, - With tumors, carcinomas, and epithelial pearls, i And when the year is over and the flunks can all be seen l i i v Won't that be a pretty sight to set before the Dean? l 3 i i -1. , , d l Little Jerry Forner sat in the corner, ' l Eating Pathological Pie Csee foot notej He put in his thumb and pulled out a raisin-- NOW what do you think of that? tSee note No. 25 T Note-Pathological Pie: Pie served in students' boarding house. Landlady calls i it mince meat. Note No. 2-Manifestly untrue, boarding house pie. Little Miss Muffet, sat at the buffet Eating some bran and hay, Along came Fred Kyger and sat d-own beside her, And said, Please pass the breakfast food! I Q 0 J 4 ii Old Dr. Morrow was a merry old soul, ii A merry old soul was he. ' He called for his bones, U1 He called for his chart, and He called for students, three. He said, A luxation I'll now illustrate . Upon these three students brave. . But When table and students Went down with a crash V 4' The class simply couldn't behave. I I There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children she didn't know what to dog 5 She kept the staff busy' m-ost all of the time Q And that's our only excuse for Writing this rhyme. .j Oly was in the front room rx' Counting out his money Old Mack Was in the big game Earning bread and honey. 1, The Chef was in the ice box, Looking for the lunch, Along came a Copper, it VVho faded all the bunch. . w 15 U2 i 1 LEW ,lj V M '1