University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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An me Shall ifwmvmher Ghvm - THE CLASS OF 1908. Sheep Adkins. Akins-Expert on roller skates. Wm. Anderson- O1ey. S. D. Anderson-t'Some mawbid condition. Ashley- Ligate and scrape out. Baird-'tWho said soup? Episculopian Pope. Bates-t'RoWdy Bates. Beam- Well now, my theory is thisf' Beeching-f- Beeking,'-hived in the office. Brooks-Chet, Jerome. I Carter-The original Nick. Cross-Roy X. Freshman's terror. Diemer-Frog. 45 minutes from Broadway. Dillingham-Blood-platelets. Antiseptic bile. Evans-Duke of Westport. Louder! Firster-f'Fooster. Submucosa. Possessor of that placid, perennial and inspir- ing smile of hope undlaunted. The invincible diagnostician. Unknowns announced in 30 seconds. I Field-Hay or miscropic? Herod-Wanted at K. C. S. Pharoah. Hilts-Oy, oy, oy! I-Iynds- My papa told me soft Hobson-Never been kissed-and with that name! I-Iodson-Once roomed with Worley. My 325,000 violin, veracity unimpeached. Houser-Happy. Owner of Hill Top Triangle. Originator of Quindaro position. Likes Lignol: Houser get your feet down! Sir?H Get your feet down! Yes, sir. O. G. Keller- Did you get O. GI? L. A. Kellar-O. G.'s little brother. Kyger- Is Mr. Kyger here? Lane- Pat Burns. Oh sure. It Would have to be that Way. I misunderstood your question. That's what I came here for-to study and learn-it's that way in a horse I know. Lentz- Mr. Lentzf' McAdow- Mickadoo. 'tDid you get me doctor? McAdoW, J. W., down at the bot- tom. McAdoW's position. McLean- Poicy. Bugs! McKinney- Well, doctor, how would it do, etc? Maltby-t'Maltie, the Mothballf' Mason-Original Gibson moustache. Mudd- And his name was Mud. Newlon, P. S.-Not a brother to Paul. Newlon, J. S.-Not a brother to J. S. Oechsli-Xly-Eckley-Oskali-Eschly-Ooshly. That's loud enough. W. W. Miller-Tragedian.

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