University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Gfhree mvvkn P-ond, ,O9, has Written a delightful little book entitled Three Weeks As An Internef' This book is Well Written and plainly portrays the beautiful self-sacrificing spirit that an interne must possess before he can thoroughly master his Work. 'tThree VVeeks describes hospital life in three different hospitals. It shows how a medical student gets in and how he gets out. The work is divided into chapters, as follows: Chapter I. How to obtain an interneship in the 'Varsity Hospital. Chapter II. How to carry out the wishes of the nurses-and anything else that is to be carried' out. Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter VII. How to diagnose a colles Chapter tarium, under special guard. III. How to prevent the head nurse from discharging an interne. IV. How to obtain an interneship at the 'City Hospital. V. How to break up the most furniture in the least time. VI. How to get another job before St. Elmo arrives. fracture as a sprain. VIII. How to accept a roast from the daily press. IX. How to remain in innocuous desuetude in Nutz 85 Osborne's Sani- flfflfilllf T llllll lllHUlHfl:fllffllU7ll3.,Uwwgilflflfllltlfllllfl FIVl F 'lllL.fs11'Ul,f , . A x . , ,lk j 1. f 7sf - .e ff ' ff f25Vs ' 1 J ll ' X 0 QT X ' U X i f 606 it-w l'W X X ' 'M ff ' 'M ff f s , kxh ffl U 2' .' ..... ...Q .X ML f fp g Q I gf, 5. ' ' 25? 'e:?,:f-fm, . at fgfif' ll, , '-F y i , iluguriurfiziuu mmuuuanInnmmununnnnnmun 'INSIHIHHHIIIIIIIIHIlllllllltillllllllllllillllllllllllilllllllll.ill I n I I g ,- . 'v , ,, ,. ,. ,. , 'W' 1 1, ,, 4, ggwu:nunn1nz1unuuuaummmummmmmmuzunu fWiliamIInammmnuminmmnuzmemnununimsaW A , 1 f. if it ' lllillllllllliiillIUIllIlllllllllilllllllllllllillIllllliiilllillilllllllllalllllg 'I' I' ,f ' E2IIll!ilIlIlllllIIIllIIIIIIIIHIHIHHHWWIHIIIIIIIIIIIllllll HllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllliillllllmllllIlliiiiilillllllliilllllllN 1 , J fq 'l1'i ,fl 2 ill'lllllll ll Il lillIlIHl'!iII HIIIIIHHHWIlllllllillllllll Illl!!1iil1Ull!iiilllIl!IiIIlllllllllllIIII!!!iillllllli!IIiillli!!l1ii+ I .' i 5511. it Wt ,, 1 I 3 -X . 52?if.1:inullumlllmulluummmsl1anlnunzasnllliulw lmmlumilllllllmniiaziaizuummmlaatinuxnaagpizzsinllllfi...E . .1 'N 'j ' '22 1 ' E A '24, Pg I .J iJ .M Q - .Vp 5 I i1'H ' H, 'HguIuaiullllniaseaniluwl' I wi it . i p . 42, w r,2i2.5Qg, V W X ' 35? f 'iw 1-eg eeefffe f lr 1 f:- H is rg' I' ' 'r I lg, I tv- ,lei WEN li, 5 -ral gfl 'f' - V? M? I TD .-zf-I is ' 'nlf f' A ,T Qggiiiig.. .b f I' 'f- C 5? if Ili ' , - Z1ff- 'A'i ' kreef g-W, t..?..i.. ... .... +-. i

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T ine' 1 ' i Evuggeatn-Eherapine Or It Pays to Advertise. It was a gala day in the City of the Kaw. A committee composed of the foremost citizens of the town, in their frock coats and silk hats, met the Washington Special as the President of the United States stepped from the train. Long rows of automobiles were waiting at the depot carriage entrance, to take the Chief Executive to Convention Hall, where thousands were in waiting to congratulate him on his good judgment in se- lecting navy surgeons to command the hospital ships of the navy. The procession of machines was headed by a limousine containing the President and Dr. Skinoky-the president of Kansas City's leading bank. The buildings all along were festooned with national colors. As the President's party swung into Walnut street at Ninth, cheer after cheer went up from a crowd out in front of a large building which had red, white and blue electric lights ornamenting the second floor. The Chief Executive nodded to Dr. Skinoky his appreciation of the cordial recep- tion and commented on the beautiful arrangement of colored lights on Convention Hall. Dr. Skinoky assured him that this was not Convention Hall but was the Fudge Building and that the different colored lights were simply the decorations of the suite of offices of Dr. Claude J. Von Witten. Then Dr. Skinoky related the story of how the advertising doctor is made. Five years ago, he said, there lived in Pee Dee, Mo., a model youth by the name of Von Witten, who earned his daily bread by honest toil in the coal mines of that vicinity. He was considered the best Workman on the track and when pay day came his envelope fairly bulged with his fortnight's earnings. The merry maidens of the camp soon learned how industrious this lad was and they longed to know him better. One evening as young Von Witten was returning from the mines, carrying his dinner pail, his pick swung over his shoulder and his oily cap jauntily placed on one side of his head, he met Lottie, the Poor Saleslady. Claude smiled and threw out his chest as he saw Lottie, but he failed to notice a small pebble in his path, which betrayed. him at this eventful moment and turned his foot, suddenly sending him sprawling in the dust. The dinner pail rolled down the road but his pick fell on his hand causing a small wound. Lottie, seeing he was hurt took her kerchief from around her head and ban- aged the injured hand. The couple then strolled down the road together. Lottie seemed worried, finally -she said, Claude, why don't you study to be a doctor, so you can wrap up people's hands when they are hurt, instead of trudging along working yourself to death and never getting any pleasure out of life? The youth brightened and said, t'Well, I had never thought of that, though I have read our Family Do-ctor Book through several times and I found it very interestingf, They talked this subject over for -several even-ings, finally Lottie convinced him that he would soon be rich if he would go to the city and get in some big d-octor's office. It would only be a matter of a short time, she thought, until patients would flock to him and when his fortune was made he would return to Pee Dee and make her his own. The next pay day at the mines he bade all of his old comrades good-bye and took the train for the city. There he found he could get a paper route to Day 1115 GXDGHSGS through the first year in the Medical College. The first year he arose every morning at four o'clock and peddled his papers. Aft- 'ii 1 sl l , ,1 1 ii itil fl iz ,MZ W ii rj, tif l i T l i i l Q I i l 1. I l R l i l in VE y 1 4. I i F -i i .l l ? tif il. 1-ilu ll ,ll ,Li Vi- ,4 i it ll V M1 i'I' ,ill fi' llc' l ll,